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Let him rather do the Friends With Benefits stuff and every thing will be fine

@Poster
LOl Nice 1

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What a Mother-In-Law

Mme kom o!!!

LOL Papa was truly a Rolling Stone!!!
Nice 1 dude

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Unfortunately a lotta gurls who proclaim 2 luv dia bfs will neva eva do it bt instead continue 2 complain.

ROFLMAO
What a video!

Missed this year's own

u still dey collect 2 yrs abi?

Nice 1

Am pretty sure d OP is either still single and searching or has had heartbreaks and is just trying to relay her experiences here. There is no hard and fast rule when it cums 2 relationships. It's either there or not there.
1. A woman has bn supporting her partner 4 a while and they eventually got married (3 yrs and counting).
2. Giving and Receiving is a 2 way Thing. Both sides luv it.
3. And finally you can end up getting married with ur first relationship.

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LOL Nice 1

Not bad

And the Award goes to :

We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria, Some dumb hausa politician!

ROTFLMAO

matthee:
Otun, you have said it all, for me no more comment. Read this "There're areas where women are smarter. Example: is in keeping more than one partner without the men even having an idea he has rivals. While on the other hand men're not so smart doing that without being bursted. Then, men're smarter in that, they would eventually get married to the person they truly cherish; 've true feelings and luv for, but women tend to in most cases get married to who proposes first; outof desperation to be married, instead of considering all other indices, as regard a successful and happy marriage afterward which really makes them dumb"

hmmmm but i thot d woman is said 2 b smarter than the man 4 eventually marrying him

superior1:
If Gender equality = Equal treatment irrespective of gender (same treatment and opportunity for male and female)
A slap from a lady = A slap from a man

Question: What will you do if a man like you slaps you?

coogar:
okafor is the nigerian don juan
legend has it that he slept with 3500 women in his youth.

hmmmm that's a 1st 

splitnaija:
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.

Dude seriously ur formula translation is killing me

Do u hv any tutorial materials on it?

First of all is smoking referenced anywhere in d Bible?

Fhemmmy:
That is a lot of money, but not enough for that kinda ride, SIr . . . . .

So hw much r u willing 2 shave off cos that's a lotta money u know!

Fhemmmy I'll pay 1.4m for the Honda CR-V 2002

Fhemmy pls I need a Honda CR-V 2002 (Toks). What's ur quotation?

Oliver Twist
D'Banj

nope
I'm referring 2 Diamond Bank. But I learnt that Stanbic IBTC deals with only a particular set of companies irrespective of your acct statements and all other reqd docs for a loan application.May be I'm a bit 2 early 2 conclude with diamond bank since it's just barely 2wks

hmmm i'd like 2 know which bank u r talking abt cos i applied 4 a similar loan in a bank and they r yet 2 get back 2 me. It's bn like 2wks now.

@wassolldas
Y don't u implement some reverse engineering techniques so that u can use ORM tools as against these buggy SQL scripts. Life will b a lot more easier 4 u believe me