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All o' that except the emotional part

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves." The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, " N 50,000 for a female brain, and N 200 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding Eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked and laughed out loud. A woman unable to Control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why does the female brain cost so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the male brains, because they've actually been used, the female Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new"

Nice one dia boy

Cos they wanna prove the theory that what a man can do a woman can do better!!!
Thanks 2 d Beijing Conference.

Keri Hilson - Knock u down
Reminds me of my last break up
Whatta feeling

He'll certainly have a lot 2 explain when he gets back. 'trust women!!!

Follow Follow - LKT ft PSquare

I guess this happens only in your area.
Take a ride round town a c 4 urself!
Besides I hope d every day man in Nigeria is what we r both talking abt cos an every day man will not b "FIGHTING BATTLES AND BUILDING PLANES"

1.25m for 2004 CRV model

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=649969.msg8169375#msg8169375 date=1303287754]Sweeeery black women giv us too much stresss. [b]Ordnary puuunnny, they dont supply. So why shuld we care? I dont!! [/b][/quote]hmmmmmm not so sure if u looking,poking or going 2 d rite places!

@OP
Does this apply 2 relationships that has gone beyond repairs and u r trying 2 salvage?

Eko Ile:
That didn't happen, it was nothing but a sidewalk rumor and fabrication.

Peddling rumor to prove a point is not good for our you, me and our public discuss.

Btw, is it possible for 13 million registered voters to switch sides and still ignore the polls by staying away and refusing to cast their votes for anybody? You mean the 13 million registered voters all over the SW called each other and planned the whole thing overnight?

Speaking of 13 mil sitting at home, that ain't hard 4 d learned like d Yorubas 2 do.
At my polling center it didn't take me more than 2mins 2 cast my vote. So considering hw long
or rather hw short it took me 2 cast my vote i believe a 13-mil-sit-at-home scenario was very possible.
Besides remember nothing was at stake 4 d Yorubas that day. Everything had been
done and settled b4 then.

Eko Ile:
There are 15 million registered voters in the SW and only 2.7 million voted. Meaning almost 13 million registered SW didn't leave their homes talk less voting for anybody. Obviously, the 2 million that voted = Ibo in the SW.


The question is---

1. Did Tinubu managed to convince 13 million registered SW voters to stay home and if so, how did he do it?

I know Tinubu is a powerful mythical figure to many people, but is he also a miracle worker with supernatural power to silently convinced 13 million registered voters to stay home and not go to the polls?

I think when d SW ppl realized that the alliance btw ACN and CPC had broken down, they gave up on d presidential election and then switched loyalty. After all a presidential jet was used to convey Tinubu 4rm Lagos 2 Abj after d alliance talks broke down.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=649879.msg8163583#msg8163583 date=1303218714]are you serious or you are just trying to be funny ?[/quote]I'm dead serious they r quite a very gud company tho' they default in housekeeping.

but i tell u a yoruba man can stab u in d back (more out of fear) if u r not careful.

Ystranger:
I am sorry for your wrong perception of Yoruba people.

What you think of the Yorubas is the least of my concerns though.


Crazy people think every one else is crazy.

Your case would be best attended to at Yaba-left.  Becareful when crossing the streets ok? Those cars move at break-neck speeds.

did a flea just buzz by?

Aigbofa:
Of course we can be highly unreliable, especially when you are looking for partners in crime.

That means that in every situation u guys r always looking 4 partners in crime 2 bed with

Ystranger:
You can say that again.

We rock!

Up Yoruba intelligentsia, the best in the world. Only second to Perestroika

That's y they r highly unreliable and untrustworthy; very much like gypsies.  (Biafra, NADECO, Post Sani Abacha era, etc.) 
Had it not been 4 their gurls I'm not sure I would not have had any close dealings with 'em.    

Well i watched the match and frankly speaking RM have really stepped up their game. The remaining games will b more difficult 4 Barca. Infact i c Mou winning 2 of d 3 remaining encounters. This is d first time RM has gotten a pt off Barca since Pep took over and knowing Mou's history,  u can figure d rest. For me I think d current best Manager in d world will have d edge over the current best Team in d world.

In lieu of Prince2 I would suggest u rather go for PMP. It's hot cake at d moment over here.

On my dstv remote or my PS3 pad

kokoA:
GEJ is really desperate o sho! No wonder Tinubu discribed himm as a drunk fisher man Thoght he said Yorubas are rascals? Why is he on his kneels begging for their votes now?

GEJ is not BEGGING, it's called POLITICKING!

Guy wetin dey shele?
Guy what's happening?

At least the International Monitoring Group has commented positively on the level of Transparency and Conduct of this election (compared to the previous ones)

well the truth b told most women really don't know what they want in a relationship. They r usually torn apart btw what they read in novels and what they really want in a man. If your guy was sincere to her she'll come running back but unfortunately in most cases is usually a little teeny weeny bit late. So tell your guy 2 cheer up and take it as lesson learnt in life and move on. And he shouldn't 4get to learn hw to have a  double personality (Fantasy and Reality) and b able to exhibit as at when needed in his next r/ship cos that's what women really want  . As 2 who loves the most, it depends on hw d r/ship started. She/He may love him d most initially, however the reverse becomes d case as the r/ship progresses and then they either can't stand or live without each other.Hmmmmm I wonder y it's that way 

yomifoster:
Yes o I agree with you. Its GEJ's fault. Just like any man who is unable to impregnate his wife must hold Goodluck Jonathan responsible.

no mind am jor!

Dani my man.
Nice 1 there

hw does GEJ fit into this equation?

ogugua88:
^^^^^^^ Na wa o. See Love Connection lol.

>>Cleans mouth<< Ehh which luv b dat?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=635637.msg8026579#msg8026579 date=1301592986]^^ I'll try! [/quote]I'll sure b expecting ur mail
Now run along to class b4 u r late

AND GET THOU READY TO DAZZLE ME WITH THINE WORDS OF LITERATURE WHEN THOU MEETEST ME AGAIN    

hw abt u mail me at my addy on my profile?

o i c nice 2 know
so hw do we keep in touch cos i'm in lagos

nope
r u ?