₦airaland Forum

OP no go ever get sense one day.

...and your comment was so special that it deserved its own thread? Lol.

One man in my village always slept with dogs. I don’t mean having them by his bedside, I mean full blown action like what happens in weird pornographic videos. He too gained the ability to see, ward off and communicate with spirits. One day his cup got full and the village militia decided to eliminate his stupidity from the general gene pool. He came to an agreement with the people, becoming a psychic in order to stay alive and use his gifts for good.

Since I heard highly creative writers are gifted money here I hope my story wins the competition.

All these internet trolls. It’s funny to see the lockdown hasn’t given them sense still.

If you commit suicide and I come across your wife I will love-vendor her to the highest-selling politicians. At least she’ll prove a better breadwinner than you can dream of.

mikezuruki:
You wrote rubbish.

Nairaland is not a forum for worthless discussion.

I’m even more about the mind of the people, not the measures to be place by MODs

Na una way.

She looks like a toy.

ubee:
What has you amongst the countless others congratulating her online on her wedding have to do with this? What significance does your greeting have?

There’s no point explaining the significance to you or anyone else.

mikezuruki:
I have done businesses here. With honest people. But the number of scammers is alarming. Why?

In two paragraphs you didn’t see the answer?

It’s funny how the Nairalanders who support jungle justice have gotten forced to express themselves in text because OP chose to hand over thieves to the proper authorities.

wonder233:
"you even congratulated her for settling into a home" so,
it has to be fake news because you congratulated her? who the fvck are you?
Your congratulations don't mean jack. All these marriage-obsessed Nigerians

How one manages to construct insults from my write-ups is a reflection of their sad life. I’ve stopped getting surprised from Nairalanders’ actions. If anything I pity you children.

I hope this is #FakeNews. I remember the report of her union like yesterday. I even congratulated her online for settling into a home. This is sad if true.

Okay, o.

That’s a lie.

One man in my village says it’s true. I don’t believe him because in his life he’s never come across white people.

For me this is porn running amok in OP’s imagination. It may happen, but the situation is not in the thousands talk less of tens of thousands for one to conclude it’s a sure thing. Don’t forget the internet magnifies the reality of things. We can as well say Nigeria is full of tribalists because that’s what we see on Nairaland all day. However, reasonable people know that’s not the truth.

OP, buy bread for me when you get there. We’ll see one day.

At least her big gods come in both genders. She will never lack.

Na beggars full this Nairaland. At the end of the day they’ll claim silent billionaires exist in this forum. Lol.

I will see and experience no difference. We were only given week long holidays, end of story.

What is 18+ there? Why do these women enjoy these scenes more with a Bolanle Ninolowo than other average looking males in their trade? There is a rule to romantic scenes when filming: if you’re enjoying it too much then the director has failed in his work.

shehu01:
This life enn. while am still struggling to make my first thousand.. Shame aside .please guys am dying of hunger,help me out with anything.Thank you.

Jump into prostitution.

She’s sunburnt in the picture. Hmm, a dark skin turned herself into an albino. Lol.

...and after playing soccer with the loaves they went back to online begging and yahoo yahoo activities. The black man is an animal. There are no two ways about it.

Her cry is fake and her voice annoying. I couldn’t watch the video past two minutes. I bet she’s considering to quit her job and become an Instagram ‘model’.

mystic77:
Good day, I'm in dire need. Please I will be glad if anybody can help me with anything, I presently have no cash neither do I have anything to eat at home. There is absolutely no where and no way I can get anything. I just need to feed. I'll drop my account details if asked for.

Sell your phone.

Afefe8:
Good day. I'm an avid reader on this platform, please any good Samaritan should help by asking for my account details. I currently do not have any foodstuff and also no money. There is no way for me to feed during this lockdown, I'm hungry and helpless. I will gladly provide my account details if requested for.

You have data. Learn to freelance.

In a state of emergency we will have only two presidential addresses. I hope we can see how useless our government is. This is Nigeria, it is every man to himself at the end of the day. I fulfilled my fourteen day lockdown and have continued to day twenty or twenty one due to every other business centre shutting down to only essential services. Enjoy the lockdown, people.

I searched for this guy’s account for the longest time. So this boy still has nothing to do but spam this forum? In this day and age? Lol. It’s no wonder poverty keeps biting hard on some people.

patosky3310:
Please I don't understand. Can you explain better?

I answered your query. Do you want chips with that?

It’s simple: there are no steps to eliminate their activities. Also, this is a forum and is meant for worthless discussions, but Nigerians don’t care to listen and continue transacting businesses on it. If you lose money then the fault is on you. By design only the admin is meant to make money through the sale of digital spaces for company adverts.

TL/DR: Only the greedy and ignorant get scammed here. If you’ve fallen a victim to scammers here then you were greedy, ignorant or both.

She’s bored, like millions of women around the world.

Mental illness is a thing. Take your wife for mental evaluation before her symptoms worsen. If she’s cleared and fit for daily existence then it means she worries too much over little things. Find her a job or give her money to start a shop so her mind gets diverted there. Also, stop entertaining her by listening and asking for whatever she dreamt about the night before. Everybody has nightmares, she is not the first person to experience them.