₦airaland Forum

Now, where to find cocaine for my boyfriend.

Battling trolls is exhaustive. It’s why, though I don’t know him nor care to, I will always respect NwaAmaikpe. These faceless idiots know how to pull emotional strings using write-ups that you have no choice but to respond in one way or another. That the guy has kept his cool for ten thousand plus comments shows he has more important issues to deal with in life.

Igbo boys, give you free accommodation? The labour they’ll acquire from you will pass four years of rent compared to the meagre roof they’ll put above your head. I’ve lived with good Igbo people on the regular. It’s the bad ones who make me hate the ethnic group as a whole. I’ve slept on the floor before. It was the best thing I ever did for my back.

There is no greater motivation for a child to learn than “you can watch those cartoons after you solve these quadratic equations. You have to get accurate results first.” My best memory of primary school was having a home teacher. I enjoyed seeing this man come every afternoon and breaking concepts into bite-sized portions. My grades flew from being average to top-tier. Why my parents stopped I will never know.

Friends, what are those?

As usual Nigerians aka Nairalanders aka the children of goat herders and carpenters cannot relate to this concept. It is far beyond their scope of reasoning. I just thought of home schooling as a better alternative to what is already practiced here. Since I have no clue how it works one will need to travel out and study the beneficiaries of such mode of teaching. At worst case it will strengthen parent to child bond within the family.

How does this home schooling thing work and what are the benefits? It seems our people have no idea how it’s run because I foresee it strengthening parental bond with one’s children. Rather than women being bored housewives they can become capable co-teachers to the children.

I remember whenever I watch porn I sleep off immediately. I can enjoy any other form of media, but porn induces unplanned bouts of sleep. Many a time partners, parents, neighbours and whoever else have caught me indulging in adult entertainment from this phenomenon. OP, I will gladly choose your situation over mine.

There is a reason why the accounts complaining of this issue were opened recently. Let me come and be going, abeg.

Good.

“God works in mysterious ways.”

WWE should have signed her. Oh well, another one kicked the bucket. It’s funny she could bear physical pain which’ll incapacitate a normal human but couldn’t handle internet trolls.

Being in church is not necessary. I’m beginning to feel these people have something to gain from the virus going rampant. In how many languages will the government tell religious centres to close shop?

Mscheew.

Hmm. Another 18 - 20 year old has created a topic. Mscheew.

In Nigeria we don’t produce anything and this is an outcome of such a predicament. The version of the lotion for children is available but not in the hospital at the moment. If you try to sue the hospital will only blame it on staff negligence, fire the worker, pay you a paltry sum and continue their business.

Hmm. Aso Rock is an olden days bungalow. Hahahahaha. Stupid Naija.

Doja Cat is black. What can she say to anger fans?

NaijadrivaCars:
Hmmm. Seun, Seun, Seun. Make I prepare my questions, viz:

1. Why are Christian threads not censored as Islam threads. Yea yea, the measures you out in place ain't enough.

"I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God" This will be posted on your moniker.


2. Why do your people remove links of bloggers that made a post here but go straight to Instagram or any other social media to lift the screenshots and link?

Bloggers posting on Nairaland is a win-win. You get traffic and $$$, the blogs get exposure and shares info.

3. Can you dedicate a moderator whose job is to delete tribal, religious or personal insults?
Go to threads made in early 2000s and see how decently people communicate here and compare with threads in 2017 or so and now.

4. Nairaland will have elements of Nigerians but... when can we post videos directly, have more emoticons etc?

typing....

Here we go again. Thread or post deletion coming in 3, 2, 1...

I guess they've finished shooting the reunion shows. Hmm, money is the ultimate goal last last. Coronavirus is just a minor setback. In that video I don't see any face masks or social distancing enforced. I guess the pandemic took a break then.

Height doesn't mean anything. In the past when most humans were 5'4 on average we built things larger than life. Whatever vertical point you find yourself always remember to stay thankful because there are so many terrible things which could occur. Will you accept to become 8'1 with only one leg? I know nobody who would pick such a predicament.

OP is yet to concur on his opinion using many alternates so it'll seem like the thought is popular.

Lol. Nivea: fixing conji since 1900. The lotion for men and the roll on for women.

Creative writer of the week.

Who cares? He may have and may have not. It changes nothing in my life.

waternogetenemy:
OP Gene said she never gave any such interview. so stop the falsehood!

Funke Akindele una sister is also in nollywood and deserve this attention.

Does she sleep around too?

She needs a gym membership.

I don’t even know her.

If this girl’s father was a regular Nigerian I won’t want to imagine how she’d look. With all her father’s wealth she still looks average.