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MOST AT TIMES, I USED TO WONDER THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT LIVES IN NIGERIA. WE ARE IN 21ST CENTURY BUT I STILL BELIEVE THAT 60% OF NIGERIANS ARE STILL IN 15TH CENTURY MENTALLY. ELECTION IS NEAR, POLITICIANS SHOUTING, KILLING AND ACCUSING ONE ANOTHER. I EXPECT NIGERIANS TO SHUN THEM, ALL I SEE IS THAT NIGERIANS ARE SUPPORTING PEOPLE THAT DONT EVEN KNOW THEM.

THE POOREST STATE IN NIGERIA USED TO GET AT LEAST 150BN YEARLY AND I BET YOU THIS SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY ACCORDING TO OUR POLITICIANS CAN TRANSFORM A STATE FOR A PERIOD OF 8 YEARS IF MANAGED WELL.

APC CALLS GEJ CORRUPT AND CLUELESS GOVT CANT THEY IMPEACH HIM IF THEY THINK THAT HE IS NOT PERFORMING OR HE IS ABOVE IMPEACHMENT.

PDP CALLING ROCHAS CLUELESS BUT THEY CANT IMPEACH.

ADAMAWA GOV WAS IMPEACHED BUT OTHER GOVT NON PERFORMING GOVT CANNOT BE IMPEACH.

APC CALLING ORJI NAMES BUT CAN NEVER IMPEACH HIM.

20 BILLION DOLLAR DISAPPEARED FROM NIGERIA ACCOUNT UNDER THE WATCH OF GEJ AND SANUSI. I EXPECT APC AS AN OPPOSITION PARTY TO FILE THE CASE TO APPROPRIATE PARTY SUCH AS HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY, COURTS AND EFCC ONLY FOR THEM TO FILE THE CASE TO THE MEDIA.

APC SCOLDED GEJ NOT TO TAKE THE GLORY OF FIGHTING EBOLA RATHER THE STATE GOVT. SHOULD BE PRAISED BUT CANT THE GOVENORS BOKO HARAM AFFLIATED STATE DO SOMETHING.

RULE OF POLITICS IN NIGERIA....

NO PERMANENT FRIEND NO PERMANENT ENEMY

DEFINITIONS OF IMPEACHMENT IN NIGERIA

IMPEACHMENT IS THE LEGAL REMOVAL OF GOVERNOR IN A STATE WHO DOES COMPLY WITH THE LEGISLATORS RULES

I bought an advert plan for 5000 naira to advertise my website. All i got is 350 illegal clicks. My 5000 naira just wasted away. My question is why cant the owner build or hire someone who can build a click bot that can automatically suspend website with illegal clicks. I want to run another advert for my website with them again. so share your experience so as to know whether i can reconsider them. currently i dont know how many promoters they have.

MY ADS IS ALREADY RUNNING IN ADDYNAMO, ADWORDS AND FACEBOOK. please i need your HUMBLE ADVISE

XketchDesigns: And what makes you think I am not there now? Do you know where I am from? I don't swallow garbage like this. Not like most gullible Nigerians.

Then proof urself.
Give us some pictures of d war. I mean caption many pix nd share, den I believe u.

XketchDesigns: How can the army of a nation claim victory in a battle and when they decide to show proof to the citizens they show pics of a pickup truck? Them they mize their MB ni? This is 2014 for crying out loud!

U have not answer my guestion..... Will u go 2 borno to confirm d news.

cramjones: Now that I am back, I will be leading the campaign direction of APC on nairaland. My personal strategy would be the following:

1. Continually expose any evil agenda the ruling party has before it is even hatched. The Bible says "my people perish for lack of knowledge". Knowledge is power, and by exposing evil plans, we would be doing a lot of good!

2. We will be exposing the rot in all the sectors - Education, security, infrastructure, corruption, etc. We will dig for all the negatives and expose it for all to see. In fact, we won't need to dig for the negatives, because it there for all to see.

3. I will be shedding light on the exemplary leadership the APC has offered so far in states like Lagos, Kano, Imo etc. While trying to balance the imperfections in the APC, as no party is perfect.

4. I will post any posts by Femi Fani-Kayode that exposes his folly and his double-sidedness. I will also gladly post any thing that that he writes that indirectly elevates our party.

5. I will continually dig for international news from the Washington post, New York Times and all major media that throws President Goodluck Jonathan in bad light.

6. We will be very critical of Goodluck Jonathan's administration of handling the fight against boko haram, and his mismanagement of the NIgerian army, whilst supporting our troops with the morale the need to win the war.

7. We will fight with words till we win the battle come 2015!

Stay tuned!

-CramJones

Note dat 60% of nigeria are not on nairaland. Biafra all d way......
Arewa republic of boko haram differnt way

XketchDesigns: cheap propaganda!
BH make videos and show how they loot an armoury stack with weapons and amunition belonging to the NA dry. The burn helicopters belonging to the NAF. And the best the army can do is show us a couple of pics of the same pickup truck.

Are u one of dem.... If u doubt the news, just go to borno nd gather 4 urself, I will pay 4 transport fare

1United1: Bros, we are looking at the massive distaste that would follow after the expected acrimonious primaries! Think!!


You can't just but Love APC! We are real Master Strategist!

Keep Calm and Watch PDP disintegrate!

guy you and who are the master strategist pls. do any body know you in politics.
Beside you you cant think properly,
Lamido just want to be noticed period. How do you think lamido will win goodluck in primary if there will be any primary election. He just want to be noticed. Just give them a priod of one month all the ranting calms down.

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Name: anyaoha cyril.
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Occupation: student.
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Isreal and technology.......
Russia do something. If this thing reach the hand of usa be ready to receive undetected missile nd drones in your territory.

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olapluto: 2 different bomb blasts in Kaduna by 2 different groups.
1st by boko haram. Signature car bomb
2nd by the same boys that did the October 1st bombing. Target was Buhari. The people's general will not die unless God says his time has come.

Why is it that any attempt on top politician is missed but any attack on civilian is accurately spelled.
To tell you tha truth, buhari insulted gej.
Buhari told his boys to attempt bombing him.
Buhari accuse him of assasination.
We are not fools.If u like bomb all the northern states, we will just cultivate cassava nd vegetable there.

Sloan: JonaBokoHaramLuck Goatluck is really desperate to remain president despite that everything is collapsing right under his watch! He has 1000 prominent Nigerians on his hit list and General Buhari is top 10 of that list! Thunder will fire this JonaBokoHaram president goatluck.

Go nd down......
He just did this part well.
First, he accuse gej.
Second, he instructed his boys to pretend assassin so as to accuse gej.
Charity becomes at home. As a national leader, let him instruct northern govt to develop north and he fight corruption with his power as apc leaders first then south will support him.
Foolish northernistan alias boko.

No time pls.
One of buhari trick to accuse gej......
Let watch the movie unfold...

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rozayx5: yea there are types of hustle and the storey buildings in Anambra tell you the rest of the story

Akwa ibom cares for immediate families....... Ibo cares for the unborn families. Dats is why they love to build grounded properties

rozayx5: new is new

You just gotta love anambra dudes, as an Akwa Ibom guy i do business with them and they are the no 1 hustlers in ndigbo

Even my friends from akwa ibom are automatical hustler. No difference

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500GP: PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS CLAIM OF WHAT THEY'RE NOT.

YOU MEAN SPARE PART OF OLD MERCEDES BENZ

No mercedes c class of all model such head lamp, engine metal, front grill, emblem etc.
You are invited to see for yourself.

500GP: I KNOW WHAT IT IS. I AM VERY SURE YOU CAN'T BE IN RETAILING AND SELLING OF PART OF A VEHICLE LIKE HUMMER, LEXUS,......

#YOU ARE A DEALER IN SECOND HAND SPARE PART

Even second hand is more expensive than new one.
For ur sake...... I am a wholesaler. I deal on mercedes benz c class of different type. I Import goods from dubai. I am in my shop now. U can come.

500GP: AND YOUR PAPA BUILT MULTI MILLION NAIRA MANSION BY SELLING SPARE PARTS.

#AND YOU ARE STILL HAPPY THAT YOU INHERITED RUBBISH BUSINESS FROM YOUR FATHER. WHILE OTHER PARENTS GAVE THEIR CHILDREN GOOD INHERITANCE

Maybe you dont know what is spare part. Visits ladipo nd price any motor parts.
Moreover you can visit tin can or rivers to see what is motor spare parts.

500GP: YOU A SPARE PART DEALER CLAIMING THAT YOUR FATHER HAS MULTI MILLION MANSION.

Lolz..
I inherited the biz from my papa. No hate.

500GP: I AM VERY CERTAIN THAT IBO ARE IN SOUTH WEST HUSTLING AROUND.
MAKE A TRIP TO IBADAN (IWO ROAD ) TO SEE HOW YOUR PEOPLE ARE HUSTLING.

BUT LAGOS IS SOUTH WEST (YORUBA) WHEN
BOMB BLAST OCCURED THERE RIGHT?

FASHOLA DEPORTED YOUR PEOPLE TO SHOWS YOU WHO TRULY OWN LAGOS.

IS ABUJA NO MAN'S LAND?

God forbid I should go to mud house leaving my papa multi million duplex.

500GP: BUT LAGOS IS SOUTH WEST (YORUBA) WHEN BOMB BLAST OCCURED THERE RIGHT?

WHY CAN'T YOU BEG GEJ TO MAKE ENUGU OR OTHER STATES IN SOUTH LEAST A FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY ?

LAGOS - YORUBA

ABUJA - HAUSA/FULANI

? - IBO

I wonder how you post on every thread containing ibo like a,kid.
Lagos was made federal capital terr. By the british because of its proximity to sea.
Abuja is the federal capital.. because its center of naija. Lagos na no man land. Go to ur mud house in ibadan abeg

500GP: OSUN, ONDO ENJOYS STABLE ELECTRICITY SUPPLY. ESPECIALLY OSUN STATE.

LAGOS MAY NOT PROVIDE STABLE ELECTRICITY SUPPLY TO HER CITIZENS DUE TO THE POPULATION .

SO, YOU ARE AMONG PEOPLE THAT STEAL VEHICLES AND SELL THE PART OF THE VEHICLE .

OMO IBO!!!!

For where...
All my goods comes from dubai. No pains. Business things.
Omenile guy go get work.