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http://bossip.com/582897/dear-bossip-hes-wonderful-wants-to-marry-me-but-he-doesnt-know-i-was-a-prostitute/

Yeah she did. She probably pissed off that ole girl got herself a good man, after being an accomplished tramp.

We have a lot of that here in this country, its sad.

Same babes who were getting the D based on cash and carry (galmorized with the name "runs" are getting hitched to men who dont know diddly.

Saw this on Bossip. It applies to the Nigerian context wella.

Dear Bossip,

I read your advice on Bossip and would like advice. I’m an ex-prostitute and I found the most wonderful man ever.


He tells me I’m beautiful every day. He works hard and wants us to be married before kids. He’s very nice looking, and gave me his password to his phone without me asking so I won’t think he’s cheating. He told me everything about his life from his family to all his exes. He’s told me that I am the best woman to ever enter his life.

Well, here’s the problem I’m having: I know everything about his past, but he knows little white lies about me. He thinks I used to be a medical assistant, but I was a prostitute. He has gotten back in touch with his uncle, who is a cop, and he’s ran background checks on a few of his exes.

I’m afraid that one day he will ask him to run one on me, and all he will have to do is Google me and my whole past will pop up with my past arrests. And, before your fans judge me, I am no longer a prostitute. I’m in school for Cosmetology, and I do care-giving at a nursing home. I am very faithful to him, so don’t think that all hoes can’t change, look at Mary Magdalene. God saved her, and I’m saved now, too. But, I don’t want my past to change my future.

He knows everything else about me, except for what I use to do for work. This is the man I prayed about, and he made me not ever want to do that again, even if I was broke. He said he sees me being his wife, and the mother to his children. And, every time we see hoes on TV, he tells me how disgusted he is with them, and will never touch them. This really bothers me. I mean, I’m a good girl now, but sometimes I feel like he deserves better. Should I tell him what I use to do even though I’m STD free and work now? Or, just leave it in the past? – Confused Girl

Dear Ms. Confused Girl,

Girl, you sitting up here talking about he knows everything about you except for what you used to do for work. Bwahahahahahahaha! You are funny as hell. Chile, that man doesn’t know anything about you. The one lie you’ve told him is for the cover up of the bigger lie you started with. Thus, the lie about what you used to do is compiled by another lie of where you went to school to become this “medical assistant.” Ultimately, you’ve lied about your upbringing, background, family, friends, and love life. So, therefore, he does not know you!!! Stop lying to yourself and to me. Ugh! You folks wear me so thin with your B.S.!

@killz, lil homie this what u do, lurk around d romance section looking for god knows what.

i aint into bromance dude, so scram

yes i asked for help...

you may wanna visit the topic again.

I'm actually tryna help y'all, like when kanye told taylor swift she aint deserve d award.

comprende?

What is it with 80% of the women that want a faithful man?

And are not faithful themselves?

I have gone on my knees to beg d woman I love cause I was grossly at fault. I aint to proud to beg.

All d women here forming, get on their knees for other worthwhile reasons. So I see not why they r protesting.

To call beaf an airhead would imply there is something inside his head which is unfair to the emptiness inside his brain.

Ndu_chuks pls feel free to discuss yoruba, ibo, hausa or anything Nigerian as it is a free country and we are all supposed to be enlightened.

@Topic ACN is a problem. PDP leaders like Oyinlola, Shelle etc are in for an impossible time trying to capture/recapture the region.

We, Yorubas, vote out non-performers

This guy Beaf and all the PDP well wishers and trouble makers should stay out of South-Western politics.
We south-westerners have a bond that cannot be broken by PDP party mischief.

I am a Yoruba xtian, born in Britain, schooled in Naija and America, and I love all my peaceful muslim brethren like Aregbesola, Tinubu, Fashola etc etc

They seem to have more to offer the country than kelptocratic Christians like Ibori, Uduaghan, Imoke, Akpabio and the likes...

I saw Aregbesola's response to this nonsense on Saharareporters http://saharareporters.com/press-release/i-have-no-plan-islamise-osun-state-or-secede-nigeria-governor-aregbesola

So eloquent, intelligent etc etc

I have never slapped a woman anywhere but her posterior before. However if I were to meet Goldieluks I'd make an exception. Slaps galore!

Goldieluks are u incoherent. Do u have difficulty grasping sentences in comprehension? Where did he say he was dating a secondary schoolbabe?
Why r u dull?

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saska1122: I wish I have the opportunity to ask BABA OBJ what international demands he is talking about.
U better stay put in your Ota farm and reconcile your life with eternity.

perhaps you've heard of the coup d'etat and destabilization of democratic rule in Mali? I bet a statesman like Obasanjo can come and add value there, or do you prefer an imperialistic powers like France handle it for us?

sigba: Nneka
Sinach
Tope Alabi
The lady that sang IGWE.
Asa

r u serious? r u Nigerian?

Sade Adu...hands down

see as thief no 5 drop from d motto like say dem wan share money again or na music video dem dey shoot for there

d swagger of thief no 5 mahdt...

d guy suppose win award for swag and thief thief

i move dt e be freed based on swag alone

Akpabio is not working jor. The roads lead to nowhere.

If you see Umana Umana's house you will curse the day u were born, all dey do dere is steal funds.

The governor goes clubbin, subsidizes movie tickets and imports young brizzels so he can do his shizzle

waste of state

Ngodigha1 you work in a nursing home abi...enough said...

such is to be expected from lesser mortals

Tribalism is soooo STUPID.

I mean WTF...I am in my 20's and only became aware of tribalism due to Nairaland and my Ibo gf's sister who reminds me Im Yoruba and cant be trusted.

My fiance and I both pay her no mind.

God will embarrass all the tribalistic people in this country...

Instead of thinking about how to solve problems, they will rather preach their gospel of hate...

Edison invented electricity, PointB is busy tryna slick talk

Ileke Idi or whatever her name is is acting like a childish 9 year old...her mouth runneth over....

Beaf is clueless as usual just like his principal

Afam4eva is in a state of mental disconcertia

aLJharem is playing devil's advocate...playing to the gallery with the most hate

Bluetooth has not taken his medication and is in a state of over-excitedness (somebody pass him a ritalin)

re@lchange: is remixing his favorite curse words for fear of Uncle Seuns wrath

the rest of y'all...may God give u wisdom

I'm a yoruba boy. I was born in London, grew up in Lagos and Baltimore.

I will marry my college sweetheart (an Ibo girl)

If Biafra rears its ugly head, and tries to stop me.

I will personally ...(censored...explicit plotting)

senben: This is Blasphemy.

nah its just stupidity.

its an act of pride, people who do not believe in God are selfish, egotistical and proud people who have read one too many books, watched one too many silly videos on Youtube and live/have lived in a predominantly godless society like the UK and USA.

Countries made great by their belief in God and experiencing decline due to their abandonement of God.

The few Nigerian elite, semi-elite who happen to have schooled abroad etc absorb the foolishness of their host countries due to the average black man's love for pleasure and material things. Its a relationship crafted in hades.

gone with the wind

the spy who loved me

valentine's day

Gone in 60 seconds

Gone in 60 seconds

may not be the poster's fault. Some women are so used to men treating them like crap that when they see a potential Mr. Right, they are to suspicious to appreciate such a development.

The guy will probably dump her after a while, because she will take his kindness for weakness. At that point, the poster will be back on d market for her type of men

SO keep CU bashing, we dey hear una

I wouldnt hit that for a billion bucks, there r some young Naija women I wouldnt hit for same,

here is this clown marrying her,

well i guess Naija girls been doing same for a long time,

stupid youth

[quote author=j.pilata link=topic=870976.msg10215583#msg10215583 date=1329478212]As we have different minds,so we have different ways of doing things.Every governor has different ways of ruling.[/quote]Akpabios way of governance is by subsidizing movie tickets in Uyo.

Last Christmas Akwa Ibomites watched movies at 100N/person due to the "largesse" of Akpabio,

Akpabio can even be spotted at night clubs in Uyo with young succulent local and imported women,

He has a dapper style of governance

shanda:
I saw a lady wore a black one under a red dress yesterday. I could see it while walking behind her and I was pissed off.

your english is more aggravating than the lady's fashion sense

you should spend time reciting New First Aid in English over and over and over again

Nigeria

Population 149,999,999

sighs