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MERRY XMASS

U never see anything! Online girlfriend..
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Iyajelili:
He's EH

Owkay

fajesito:
Pastor Hooha, thank you for your prayers and encouragement always.

Speaking of which, was he notified? I mean pastor

favouredpikin:
I want to fulfill the promise I made to myself. All this while I have ardent reader of this thread and also a hopeful. I want to tell the world that the Lord has. I just received success SMS and mail from NNPC. I want everyone who at one time shared their sources on this forum. This will disprove so many that God is the greatest source. With Him all things are possible. From IMO state.

What time did u receive?

ifyalways:
God bless everyone, open doors for us this year and see you all soon

Thank you so much momma... I just got credited.. God will bless and replenish your pocket!

Someday I will be able to thank you properly..

ifyalways:
Seen

Thanks

ifyalways:
My only NLD email address is Ifyalways at gmail for com. I am not stranded anywhere. I do not need money from anyone here. I will never send anyone from Nairaland an email or PM without seeking for your consent first by typing it here on Nairaland.

I am in my house babysitting my grandchildren , eating good food, some choice wine and watching Big brother Naija

Please disregard any PM or mail supposedly from me. I do not even read or respond to unsolicited email/PM so there's no way I'm sending any.

I did not mail you. Beware of fraudsters o.

Good morning Ma..
This is my ACC details.


Thank u

ifyalways:
Second winner of 5K is Scuputa

Wowwww!!! Thanks ma'am! I appreciate. God bless you more than you know.

Thank you

HOW I SPENT MY HOLIDAY AND MY GOALS FOR 2020.

Holidays are the best times to relax and I eagerly wait for them especially the Christmas holiday. So I was overly excited when mum announced that we will be traveling to the East for Xmas. I immediately began packing, this was 3 years since we last visited home, I was already shivering with delight at the prospect of seeing my village once more and the fun I was to have.

The journey was a smooth one, we arrived home to the boisterous and noisy activities of Xmas not forgetting the wild escapades of harmattan... But i didn't care, I loved them all. The family was so excited to see us as much as we were to see them, we were treated to different native delicacies and in turn, we gifted them with goodies from the city, they loved it.


The next few days saw my cousins and I goiing round the entire village, moving from one ceremony to another ( both invited and univited, we didn't discriminate, we loved the free delicacies) , we visited our village stream and had the swim of our lives, Even though we have all become adults we still roamed the bushes searching for wild fruits like children, especially the sweet udara fruits that never fails to bless us with fallen fruits.For the four consecutive days it lasted, We made sure we witnessed all the local matches and wrestling and masquerade dancers perform in the market square. We literarily relived our childhood and it was full of fun. I had prayed that the holiday be extended.


Granny Alice's place was the last place I decided to visit before the holiday was over and I did visit. If anything had warned me of the impending danger I was to face, I would have decided to respect my entire generation and stay in my father's house. Granny Alice never stopped bothering me to bring at least a boyfriend home, last I saw her, she told me she feels her time to die is near and so I must bring a man before she bids us farewell eternally.. I didn't believe her... It was her usual trick.. So I decided to spend the last few days at my maternal home with Granny and my cousins. On the second day there, I was to be treated to the shock of the Century.

One of my elder brothers ( cousin) brought a friend home.. Dude was all over me ( and granny Alice was over herself with delight, her dreams are about to come to pass, she must have thought.. Lol) and I was forming tushhh and hard to get throughout the day, at night ( u know as village dey sweet to dey outside do some short put) na so I go enter one bush near our house to do the thing na.... Men and brethren, na so my cousin go put on generator for upstairs ( and from up, u can see everything happening around the area including the Bush where I was ) and dude was on the balcony with my cousin Immediately light came on... Everywhere became illuminated, to tell u the truth, I prayed that the earth open and swallow me that day

Dude saw me shiiiiitin inside bush!!!

Long story cut short... I made sure I never came in contact with him till I left!

Some days ago, he sent me a friend request on facebook..u again??. I blocked him... Oga carry yaself and be going pulizeeee..

After ruining my holiday, you want to ruin this new year too! That was how my village people decided I disgrace my lineage before coming back to Lagos. My holiday did not only gift me the best enjoyment ,it also added the worst embarrasment of my life. I will never forget that holiday, but I have moved on.

This is 2020 and I have set goals which includes but not limited to;
Drawing nearer to God, learning a skill, start up a business or get myself a good job,a house and a car if possible. Exercise more,eat healthy and most importantly settle down with my significant other ( for myself and granny Alice, I won't be treated to mama Alice's impending death tales next time. Lolz)

Warming up

Etr3y:
Someone like you might eventually get married to a rich guy,
Life might just want to reveal ur motive by allowing your rich husband steady Job to cease...
I know ur next move...
You will run away or start having exmarital affair just to sustain ur reputation...

Wealth is good but if ur motive is money... U r on a faulty foundation

@ first bolded Even you have confirmed it and so shall it be!

Second sentence won't happen because we won't be morons.. Sustainable investments must be made and God won't allow it go down the drain..
@ second bolded , u don't know me or wat my reaction will be if such a thing happens to which I know will not. U are actually saying how YOU would react if u happen to be in my shoes. You can't analyze and summarize someone based on assumptions , it's actually ur ",if it had been me" reaction that u just spilled.
These ur evil imaginations should stop. Allow positivity possess u for once!

Good night

Etr3y:
That x why u r still single... Be peeping for alreadymade when ur mate r basking in their marriages n building capacities...

For ur info... Most great men we celebrate today married when they had little or nothing, today they r blessed

And I will keep being single until I reach the goldmine! Last time I checked, single hood is not HiV.. It's ur likes that has no meaningful thing happening in ur lives that deem being single a crime and sees marriage as a means of escape.. Ur brain is leaking and u need a whole lot of restructuring.

So getting married is no longer a blessing but a sort of achievement? Stupid! When u carry poverty enter marriage and if it doesn't work, u will start venting ur frustrations and manhandling the innocent ladies u married! Make thunder fire any broke man coming to preach future to me without no tangible vision!

Oga carry ur poverty mentality enter marriage, dash ur sisters to paupers too so that God can open doors for u because u want to disgrace penury! I will not enter and when I'm made, Oga too will be made and we go hammer the wedding, no matter how long it takes!
PS; no be everybody carry marriage matter for head, some have better things like waiting For Nnpc APL!

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Rahl444:
it is not
Marriage is not like a business where you can run with loan and later pay back....Steady income is required before marriage to avoid embarrassment as a man...I never marry o.But that's how I see it.

Maintaining family no be joke o

I stand with u @ bolded!

And that young man that said it depends on the type of lady, Oil dey your head! Please I know marriage is a blessing but Oga , go and find something tangible and steady doing. Love without money no dey tey sour ( argue with ur empty pocket) Me, myself and I cannot and will not marry you if u HAVE NOTHING STABLE doing! Not just u, but myself too will be working. My children cannot come and suffer, u hear..

That a poor early beginning worked for Agnes does not imply it will do same for Agatha! For the people marrying with faith and it works....kudos, but I will not!

And one stupid mentality men have is ,whenever a Lady insists on marrying a comfortable man, u tag it Gold digging! For real? Pls allow me dig my Gold in peace.

Tanks

fortunelink1:
You all will reseat for the CBT next year... Believe me or not but I only want this to be quoted when you find out I was actually right

Coming online to see this??

Chai!! Wetin Adele no go see on the other side!

CSmooth:
I wanted to quote not I wanted quoting...

See ur mouth like I wanted to Quote

I wanted quoting him, periodttttt! English is not my concern , Apl is... Was me clear?

project19:
I cover scupata reply to this quote with ladyjane...make I go wear safety boot abeg,make bottle no punch me for leg

Lolzzzz no nothing dey happen.. I already decided not to let anything spoil my detty weekend

DarkShades:
This one's blood pressure don enter danger zone.

How many fingers can you see bros?

Hahahahaha I wanted quoting him but decided against that beofore they start calling me a trouble maker
Nothing NEPA no go c ontop pole

Ladyjane5657:
Jesus deputy, Holyghost hand maid, the world's number one sinner salutes you.... Ladyjane at ur service.

Even tho the Bible had said : Many are the afflictions of the Righteous, but in all, the Lord delivers them. U are one of the afflictions and u will pass away in Jesus name!

Hahahaha @ bolded got me rolling on the floor!!!!! After math of Shiloh... u funny die

Rahl444:
Kia!Ladyjane5657 never told us she has elder Sister on this thread o.

Good afternoon big Sis

Good evening brother!

adamx23:
It's a well known fact that she has sense ache. Ignore her.

Ignore me really? And u went ahead to quote?? Are u not a mad fella like this? Yabaleft people.

Keep clout chasing under my moniker, the day Ogun will visit u on my behalf..

Ladyjane5657:
Hahahahahahahahaha I swear I was beginning to think same thing . yeeiii never knew we can be two on this platform...

Last time, it was chaste... Today it's me.. hahaahaahha heei. U pipo shuuu leave me o... Before they call mods...

For the records, I don't care wat anyone thinks tho but Juss so u know... I have two monikers... This and Teddi... Pls don't drag me into scupata thing. She/ he is more troublesome than I thot

Troublesome u say? Madam, are u sure u know the definition of troublesome?

klassd:
It's either LadyJane or ChasteGuy in Bobrisky form.

Hahahahahaha ur certainty tho!

Beeam:
Wallahi, this must be LadyJane

She has d same "I don't give a fvck what u think of me" style of responding

this is so funny. But truly I don't give a Bleep! And please I'm not ladyjane or chasteghuy .

souljar:
What's worse than negative energy is a useless post. Why are you bent on claiming both medals?

Medal is medal... Negative or positive..that's exactly y I'm bent on clinching both .. Hope that answered u??
More questions?

Slammmmmmmm:
WTF!!! Even though I'm not in support of the whole twitter thing, but low-key I still give them this support in my head and still wish it brings results.

So, you either shut the fxck up or support them..

The way we shut people up on this thread is mad! that makes u mad you know?

Grupo:
All the Twitter activists have received their APLs.

We the "pessimists" are the only ones left out.

yeye

Good morning good people.
Please I just wantu ask about our fellow comrades who went to twitter....
Are they back ni? Haven't heard from them in a while what's the latest over there?

Ladyjane5657:
U are somewhat a trouble maker...

Dshiloh:
Nawao...

Please guys, If you are suddenly offended by my comments on the information I have that I wished to share... I am sorry. I wish I could take it all back.

Make una no vex. I also pray APL drops tomorrow morning, if not tonight. I only passed the info I had

Abeg make una no vex...

Wait for your APL in peace... there is no need to swear.

Las Las no be all of us go get am.

D - Shiloh ?? I'm wondering if u went to Shiloh with ladyjane ?
Is that where u got this rat poison of an info

We all are gently, patiently, prayerfully and hopefully waiting for this thing...

If people dropping info here are genuine , Na God go Bless them...

But if na lie just to clout chase, get likes or give person HBP...

Na UNMERITED thunder go jam them!
Na prayer be that, feel free to use ur Amen button