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Family › Re: Parents With 2 or More Boys How Do You Cope? by sdavirus: 5:31am On Apr 14, 2018

Intrepid01:
Yeeeeh! this story reminds of my childhood days with my immediate elder brother. He wasn't as strong as I was in those days and the age difference was just 2. I would bully him, even boast that I can beat him up. My Dad's younger sister was always angry and would ask us to fight, immediately she notices I was about over powering him, she'll join and beat me like anything. My elder brother was calm , cool and collected the reason why I could do all that. But one day, hmmm in my usual way, decided to trespass, I threatened to hit him , na so the guy hit me, I fought back . Chaii the guy beat me that day no be small, my mum and eldest brother kept cheering him up to beat me more. Omo because of shame I could not cry even though the beaten madh gan . My mum was so happy and my eldest brother after the fight. Infact I remember my eldest brother getting him drink after the fight while they watch me lick my wounds . Guy, since that day den no born me well to mess up with him again . .

so what I'm telling you is that don't be bothered, at the right time, the elder one will put the younger one in his rightful position without anybody's help . It's a fight of freedom and he'll win cos he's actually stronger than the younger one.

This is some good stuff Bro. Thanks for making me laugh so hard, this early.

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Business › ... by sdavirus(op): 6:49am On Mar 30, 2018*

Business › Re: How To Sell T-shirts On Amazon And Make $400/day Without Investing A Dime!! by sdavirus: 9:58am On Mar 28, 2018

einsteine:
The OP neglects to state that the program is invite only and when you register, you have to wait 60-90 days before getting the decision to see if you are accepted. The OP also neglects to say that he has not made anything close to $400 a day from Amazon Merch (he probably isnt even participating in the program).

too many information marketers, not enough doers.

True... But I got in after 10days.

Business › Re: Nigerian Bank With The Best Domiciliary Account System? by sdavirus: 8:55pm On Oct 25, 2017

JohnXcel:
Hi, do you still use Skye Bank Dom Account? How are their services like in 2017? Thanks.

Hiya,
Yeah... It's still good. Expérience is great to a large extent, cos I have an awesome account manager.

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Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2017

sweetveee:
I agree. Ordered for a small item. They claimed it was delivered but i didn't get anything and up till now no refund or the item. Extremely disappointed in jumia. It was my first time shopping with them and I am completely irritated by their lack of professionalism.

Sorry to hear that... I understand the feeling. Perhaps, you should take more drastic steps. They need to show proof you signed and collected the item or something.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Widower Father Of 3 Seeking Doctor Wife In PH by sdavirus(op): 7:24pm On Oct 23, 2017

Uhhhh, thanks Fola... Not for the "OP" though

Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 7:23pm On Oct 23, 2017

Seeing I'm online.... To close this topic... I did get the phone the weekend after my last post.

The dispatch guy informed me they told him to deliver my package first, and didn't let him leave until he had picked up mine... Said he didn't understand why mine was so important.

Anyway, they called later, and apologised for the late delivery, and sent me a voucher for the bad service.

They also apologised for not responding to my mails. Said might have been lost in migration.

So to all those guys saying I was impatient and shit, I guess they knew the matter more than jumia and I.

I appreciated their effort in damage control. So if you have issues, don't keep quiet...speak up!!! Speaking up does wonders!

P. S: Don't ask for the voucher... It's not transferable cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Widower Father Of 3 Seeking Doctor Wife In PH by sdavirus(op): 7:14pm On Oct 23, 2017

So I got the most unusual request at our consulting firm today.

A client's rep called in, and said his boss is looking for a single lady of 30yrs or less. She should be a doctor, (as he is one) so they can run his hospital together.

He also owns a pharmacy.

Nothing was said specifically on tribe and such. (the lady)

Bit about him:
He's in his late 40's
Has 3 kids
His wife is late.
He's from Akwa Ibom

If interested, send me a PM. We'll arrange a meet ASAP. (Preferably in PH now)

He's very serious. Took real effort not to laugh at work though.

If you aren't a doctor, and still feel like contacting me, no problem.

P. S: I'll be in Ogun next week, and Lagos after that...so if in those regions, and would like to meet up, do let me know.

Regards.

Fashion › Re: Pickup And Delivery Services In Lagos For As Low As N500 by sdavirus: 10:45am On Oct 12, 2017

blessedjohny4u:
Do you require an efficient and cost effective delivery Service that ensures your goods are promptly dispatched to your customers then call us on 08184688283. we are Karrigo Deliveries.
We are located @ no 25 Rasaq Balogun street surulere Lagos.
For more informations about our services http://karrigodeliveries..com.ng/

You don't even have a website

Politics › Re: EFCC Forced Me To Admit Taking N30 Million From Diezani - INEC Official(photo) by sdavirus: 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2017

dealslip:
Ogbeni, you are the one who needs to comprehend. Usman Zakari of the EFCC said he was going to be detained and even 10 lawyers cannot save him. He had signed his detention papers. We all live in Nigeria were the innocent are punished and the guilty go scot free many times. He was under duress, his personal freedom was at stake. Nobody said there was a gun to his head. All this clever by half, oversabi analyst sha!
NB: I am a full blooded Yoruba lady. I don't have time for sentiments just been objective

Leave that very dull guy. Until he's in that kind of situation, he will come here are start weeping.

Sports › Re: See Cristiano Ronaldo's Exclusive Collection Of Boots Worn During His Career by sdavirus: 7:27am On Oct 04, 2017

wolesmile:
Nice collection.
But, is Rio Ferdinand now a reporter? Or did a reporter eavesdrop on their conversation? Cos I don't know how the discussion between two ex teammates in private got to the press.

He interviewed him. Wasn't a private chat. Thanks to Nike

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Nairaland General › Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by sdavirus: 6:46am On Oct 04, 2017

chymes0359:
Changing my decision to what i want to say to my girl friend after thorough masturbation in the bathroom..

Watching Indecency!
I could still remember vividly in my year two that i had a 600GB Porn videos in my computer, and also have accounts with xvideos, brazzers and bangbros! To the extent that i know that am possesed!
I need help!

Omg what is wrong with you....you had me laughing anyhow this morning

Car Talk › Re: Man Drives His Benz G-wagon To 215 Countries Over 26 Years Covering 900,000KM by sdavirus: 7:31am On Sep 29, 2017

A lot of people asking if he drove on water.
Used to wonder when I was a kid as well.
How it works is very simple... When they get to say the Mediterranean, they cross to África, usually with a ferry.... Else a barge or ship, and the journey continues.

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Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 8:29pm On Sep 20, 2017

Update:
Spoke with them on phone, and I am told it left Lagos for Port Harcourt, 3 days ago, and it hasn't gotten to the warehouse here. I'm just wondering if Lagos has shifted to where Pretoria is or it's Lagos, Portugal.

On the 26th, it will be a month. Hopefully, package will be received this weekend.

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Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 12:31pm On Sep 17, 2017

nenergy:
OP, relax your item is on the way. Jumia Global items pass through many countries enroute Nigeria. Airport delays, customs and other factors might cause a little delay but they usually deliver within stipulated time. I ordered a phone for a customer and it arrived in 7 days after it was shipped.

PM the number that was sent in the mail you got when the item was shipped and I'll track for you.

100% Free Shipping on all TVs & Electronics, Computing, Phones & Tablets, Home & Office items sold on JumiaNigeria Call/PM me now! 08023870272

Offer ends soon!

Thank you for your explanation. Talk to your people. Let them use you to replace them if they are tired. Lol

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Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 12:28pm On Sep 17, 2017

cjeriia:
Taahh..!!!! I am sure you did not read the information stating clearly that for goods coming in from outside the country, delivery takes between 12-22days. i also ordered on d same day like you did and received my package today. Patience is always the key

I like you, because you rushed to comment, without looking at the screenshot, where timeframe was given. Besides, if you read my post, you would understand what my issue with them is. Try to read to understand, rather than to argue. Thanks

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Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 12:25pm On Sep 17, 2017

msturE:
What bout konga...

Konga doesn't handle global sales, I think. I might be wrong though.

I've used them locally before, and it was okay... doesn't mean something like this might not happen though. But among the two, I just seem to hear more complaints about Jumia.

Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2017

chrisja:
I have shopped through Jumia for over 2 year both Jumia local & global. I have bought televisions, shoes, clothes, gas cookers phones, creams, wristwatch, fans etc for myself, friends, relatives colleagues, people in other state who I have never met. What this young man is saying may be a communication issue not enough to do this. All the items I bought on Jumia global got to me within 20 working days even faster than Aliexpress 80 percent of the time. I just received a package from AliExpress after 50days of waiting, I didn't go about ranting, bros hmmm... So what ever your issue is kindly exercise a little self control & patience & not make people draw unnecessary negative conclusions. So please take a chill pill & wait 4 ur item.

It worked for you doesn't imply it's working for others. There are many issues, and yeah you are right... I'm bothered about the communication issue.

It's easy to tell me to chill, when you aren't the one in my shoes. You have no idea about what it could have cost me. So yeah, I have a right to call them out and complain...then maybe they will address the areas that need to be looked at.

Even many independent importers address concerns and keep you updated, why not a company as big as them?

Autos › Re: Looking For 09/10 Naija Used Venza Or Ford Edge (belgium) In Port Harcourt by sdavirus(op): 2:32pm On Sep 16, 2017

Lol.
Why are you smiling everywhere....chief video

Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 2:30pm On Sep 16, 2017

guru03:
I paid with my master card, it was war for me to receive it, two months after, I have avoided them since I received my package, Jumia I have not gone to the website.

Hmm. Wow.
Scary. Hopefully, mine won't be like that.

Hopefully, they see this and offer better support.

Phones › Re: Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 2:28pm On Sep 16, 2017

See attachment. It's pretty clear. It says 8-15 days, not working days. Besides, my issue is communication. It's too shabby.

For those that need to know, the information has been passed.

P.S: they are saying the item isn't in their warehouse.... the guy didn't seem sure enough of if it is in Asia or it has left for PH....said should be in next week.

Henry007 yeah it has elapsed. And nah, not complaining about paying before. I won't have bothered, if it was pay on delivery.

Phones › Stay Away From Jumia, Or At Least Jumia Global. by sdavirus(op): 11:11am On Sep 16, 2017

So i have been hearing quite a number of people rant about Jumia's delivery, quality or customer care.

Well I am just experiencing it.

Placed an order via Jumia Global on the 26th of August, I was contacted on the 29th, that I will receive my order 8-15days, starting from the day I got that mail.

Previously, I got responses to queries within hours, now, it's been three days, and they have refused to respond to multiple e-mails.

Guess that's because I have already made payment (No pay on delivery for their global offerings)

With all their years of experience and size, one would expect better from them.

Perhaps, they don't understand it's not all about spending millions on ads.

Customer service/satisfaction plays a significant role in keeping a business relevant.

So if you need a product quickly and on schedule, I think It's wise for you to think twice, before placing that order....or at least, Jumia Global. Seems they are still using customers to test run the service.

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Career › Re: NCC Begins Financial Checks Of Telcos; Directors To Serve Only 15 Years by sdavirus: 8:14am On Aug 18, 2017

But senators can stay in the house for 20years. Idiots...big ones

Literature › Re: Self Improvement Write-ups by lifeesbelle.com by sdavirus(op): 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2017

Success is measured in different ways and means different things to different people.
For some, it is making a lot of money, for others, it’s seeing their kids going on to succeed, or their protégés become real success stories.

Success attracts attention.
It attracts people, and it attracts more success in time.

Theoretically, no one wants to be a failure. Everyone wants to be attracted to a success, but are you actually consciously working hard to increase the odds of that turning to reality?

Everyone....well most people love a good story.

My mind, my heart, my soul and my being is dedicated to being a success.
I go hard and I go all in- and I’m on the road to being a success, with the Lord by my side.
I can make it....and even if I don’t get to the end zone, I would have found bits of happiness along the way.

Like they say, we shoot for the moon, so even if we fall, we fall among the stars.

I challenge you this day to rise up and actually do something for yourself.
Make a conscious effort to strive to be a success, and paint that picture you always dreamt of as a kid.
If you dared not to dream, well it isn’t too late to start dreaming either.

You being on your way to success makes me to be a success and gives me that sense of fulfillment. I can only wish you the best.

Literature › Re: Self Improvement Write-ups by lifeesbelle.com by sdavirus(op): 6:34am On Jul 30, 2017

meneski:
[ God bless you

Thanks, really appreciate

Literature › Re: Self Improvement Write-ups by lifeesbelle.com by sdavirus(op): 9:36pm On Jul 29, 2017

We only have one life to live.
Many go through life focusing on what’s not important.
For some reason I am yet to understand, we always seem to be in a hurry(myself included)....man made deadlines, reputations/expectations to live up to, people to take care of, and what have you.

True happiness can only come, when you screw what anyone says and do what you really want to do.

If travelling around the world is what gives you peace and joy, why not take a gap year and do just that?

It might mean taking a position with lesser pay, and people will most likely think you have gone crazy for seemingly taking a step backwards, but imagine the peace and rest of mind that comes with that.

Stop living for people and live for you; there is a time to take care of others, and there's also a time to look out for yourself first.
If your head isn't right, how can you be of any good to others?

You could be dead by the end of the year, month, this week, tomorrow, heck, even today.

When the end comes, will you be at peace with your choices?

We work so hard to make a living, but yet most of us aren't actually living; advanced zombies with briefcases and backpacks we are.

If you dropped dead today, what happens to all that cash?

If you burn out, what’s next?

At the end of the script, would you be pleased at how well the movie ended?

It might not be every time, but sometimes, it's perfectly fine to sit back, throw your hands in the air, and just chill.

Say to yourself.....amma stay true, and amma do me!

Trying to be someone else makes you just a copy, and who says how good a replica you will be.

There can be only one original, and who can do that better than you?

Here's to your inner peace, rest of mind and true happiness.
Cheers to you for nursing the thought, taking a step and actually doing you.

More from me lifeesbelle.com. I'm basically the one that write on self development, a better you and growth, so I won't be hard to miss.

Literature › Self Improvement Write-ups by lifeesbelle.com by sdavirus(op): 9:35pm On Jul 29, 2017*

I write on self improvement, growth and all that stuff on lifeesbelle.com

Would be dropping some posts here from time to time.
Hopefully, someone finds it useful

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Phones › Re: Ntel Registration And Device Purchase In Port Harcourt by sdavirus(op): 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2017

Ntel MiFi. N18,000 alone.

N23,000 plus a months subscription (unlimited)

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Politics › Re: Smoked Fish Seller Beaten To Coma In Benin By Obaseki Boys (Photos) by sdavirus: 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2017

Isn't that the government they voted in

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Technology Market › Re: Used M2sys Fingerprint Scanners For Sale (PH) -best Offer by sdavirus(op): 10:02pm On Jul 19, 2017

Bump

Technology Market › Re: New Scanfrost Freezer & UK Used Dispenser With Lil Fridge (PH) 140k, 40k Resp. by sdavirus(op): 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2017

Bump

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