₦airaland Forum

illitrate:
She has nothing to be scared of. Tontolet is someone I love and like and she is too classy to condescend to sending nudes around.
You only panic when you dont trust yourself. Even churchhill cant claim to have her nudes. This is the work of the NSA (nigerian SCammers Association)
Concocting this fallacious concoction to hoodwink the gullible, who lugubriously have cockroaches in their cupboard.

A wise man once said, "Only a fool trust people 100%".

Speak for yourself man, and not for another man.

Love dey Sweet for beginning sha
But hope you'll say the same when you both are tired of impressing each other.
Happy married life and all the best.

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I'm a Christian, but this bobo dey strong

So all these happened inside a moving vehicle?

Too many loopholes in this story.
Na her church she dey advertise last last.

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These are the kind of graduates who make people look down on the rest of us.

Pythondancer1:
Do you know that the population of one state in north is equivalent to 5 state in southeast?
Calculate all the southeast state and tell me their population before we do the maths.

Is like you re on hard drugs and you failed maths in ur entire education career.
You just sit down in one village and you don't even know where and how many state are in north plus their population.
Oga keep kwayet if don't know anything go and drink ur ogogoro

Stop living in delusion. Drugs fvcked you up big time.

Just go for rehab and you'll be fine. Trust me.

One more thing, don't bother quoting me because i won't give you that luxury of basking in the euphoria of your sheer stupidity.

Pythondancer1:
You got it wrong Nigga. It is a family empire tins, the total number of graduates and educated people in my State alone is equivalent to the graduate of 5 state in the South East. I'm from Borno and i belong to southern Borno, Chibok precisely. Majority of people there are Christian so is not what you are thinking.

What kind of lie is this??

Educated people in your state is equivalent to graduate from the East as a whole?

Say no to drugs bro, it hampers your way of thinking.

Dinho20:
A FAMOUS PROSTITUTE DIED. PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED AS TO WHAT SHOULD BE WRITTEN ON HER GRAVE. FINALLY, ON THE ADVICE OF A WISE MAN, THEY WROTE; "AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE" LOL...!!!

Or more like "At last her legs are closed"

kemicalreaction:
Still looking for what to fry

Attention seekers everywhere. I will donate my left balls if this trash reaches front page

Please we don't want to see your ball

Thank you in advance.

kheny12:
Olympus has fallen,Ashawo.

If i hear
That Olympus is still standing erect like there's no tomorrow.

Mum is in her fifties and not even sagged like this.

*Spits*

You can tuck some coins under it, and they'll hang in there perfectly.

A lot of niggaz are in jail today because of consensual sex turned rape.

Only blame he has is the fact that she is not up to 18.

lincsnuel:
Lol! Me too...

Sometimes when I go through some of my comments, I can't help but lol. I be like "na me really write this shit?"

If not for Nairaland that keeps me sane, shiit would have hit the ceiling.

JayIlych:
Prayer may or may not help. It's actually a battle of the mind. Even in the Bible, apostle Paul said YOU put off these old things, not God will put it off for you.


The battle begins with you. Renew your mind and be on constant guard.

True in a way though
Mine was more of prayers, because i had always made up my mind to stop it, and I'll make resolution only for me to fall back one way or another. Then i embarked on a 3 days fast and prayers around July last year and trust me, i've not done it since then.

lincsnuel:
OP, sorry this happened to a gentle soul like you...

Karma will surely catch up on her.

I know you'd like to revenge this gruesome act of hers...

I'd advice you to masturbate multiple times with the nude pics sent to you as there's no revenge greater than this.

You can send me some of the pics so I will crop off the guys face leaving the unclad body of the slut to your satisfaction.

You can thank me later!

Lwkmd
You just made my night.

Auladimeji:
Fvck you for crying because of Vag1na

Go easy on him bro,

He's quite young and normal for any guy his age to feel bad,if he should still behave this way 4 years from now, then you're free to insult him anyway you deem fit.

Olawalesmarter:
Mind you .... it is only cause by Voodoo and Enchantment not Disease oh

True,
You know, sometimes i look at people here on Nairaland who claim not to believe in "jazz" and i just shake my head.

FunnyDude:
LOL.. Serious casting oo

I tell you, only if i knew what i know now before i went to school.

Olawalesmarter:
No that's is not Magun ...... because magun na Straight dealth, Magun always end in Dealth

Thanks for the correction.

Olawalesmarter:
it is not happening in Naija, Magun is very different You don't get stuck during Sex but you must die after sex

Okay, guess the death part is the difference.

abbaapple:




Why this thing no de happen with Nigerians huh Africa we are Cursed! Spits

Oga e dey happen steady for Nigeria o

Yorubas call it magun

classicalbenson:
bet9ja have really helped me...i have been investing in two sure odds weekly,the rewards have bin awesome

baba find me better odds na, as Nigeria don cast graduates finish.

ceejayMAX:
This anoda reason I love messi,he does not get involved in illegal doinzzzz.

Guess you were not born when Messi had tax issues with the court of law.

freemanbubble:
Lagosians!!!

My guy every body in Nigeria are gold diggers
We be scam
We don't hate corruption the way we are pretending to
We are just angry that we are not the one carrying out the corruption and stealing

Ain't nothing truer than this.

We won't be different from our politicians if given the opportunity. An average man is selfish.

badrudeen14:
This is one of the reasons why Nigeria can't progress because there is no single love, this is a serious issue where by we need to learn from most especially the parent's but I was totally surprised seeing some people displaying their lunatics on this thread by saying Afonja Afonja Afonja, where in this statement shows this boy in question is from Afonja can't you see the mothers name please let's stop all this shit so that together we can move this country to the NEXT LEVEL.

I thought you were making sense until the last part,

otuekong1:
how many matches has he played(won and loss),mind you Monaco is a big club, he is still not ripe to handle a big time

That team lost it's spot in the the list of big clubs before he took over the job.

Leonbonapart:
I gave the hediot a like before . didn't notice it was him. Hv taken the like back

Hahaha, brotherman you are harsh.

ovcwality:
those pundit think is by touching screen

Whoever doubts this should ask Neville.

[quote author= post=74973356]Guard your tongue ALWAYS, it can kill or make you on life.

Words are likes eggs..........[/quote]One funny thing about humans is,

We are quite good at giving advice we don't use.

Okoyeebo:
E be like say na 200 level medical student do her plastic surgery for her.

Even a carpenter would do better.

She come be like Johnny Bravo

Lwkmd

How you want take make heaven like this?

Seun you and your mods should please know topics you approve because this is a public forum and not some teenager's diary.

Lwkmd

All these mumu bloggers

This story Sweet my belle...

That means broke guys like us go useless to them be that..... meaning we can fvck anyhow without fear of someone donating us to Marine kingdom.


Say no to Drug Abuse.