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Make God just hala me with 10m wetin I wan leave NAIJA go do?

Nigeria is the best country in the world...
imagine I go the USA and I can't peacefully piss where I want.
imagine I can't ask my neighbor for Salt.
imagine no iya kamaru hot beans with bread every morning.
imagine no landlord daughter to sneak in to every night......



It's a boring place, life's is boring outside Nigeria abeg.
That joy in your heart when you confidently bring out your huge python prick and take a leak in gutter while cold breeze is hitting it from left, right and centre... then shake it thoroughly and swiftly return it back inside and walk away majestically. No questions asked, no cops, no ticket....

Life's beautiful in Nigeria abeg, make man pikin Just get small change for hand.

Funny you, this reminds me of the the I was caught by the police around Yaba for driving without license. after I begged them and we all settled for 5k bribe. I removed my "kini" took that leak right where they wrote do not urinate here on the station fence. They were shouting offence number two we just laughed it off.

That jersey number will continue to be a curse for a long long time for what they did to their reviver.

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Just take three bottles of Goldberg. the rest is history

me I go do drive off since.

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He should have just endured it to the end. wasted 70 years. what was he even doing before this age cos if it was poverty or frustration, he should be staring at them now like., yo dudes, you got nothing on me. RIP old one

What do you expect from him, we all know 40percent of yellow buses and other colours in lagos are owned by Lasma. Now that chief is in charge, we gon start seeing mavopolo. clueless being.

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Just just be staring at the husband when doing illegal night job.

look around someone that can give you this mini bus for higher purchase. ply lekki ajah road. work till you meet your target. work more, buy another one, give it out as you were been given. start your biz and monitor the bus.

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[quote author=donstan18 post=83089905]While Davison and TeddyA are waking up to their wives, Donjazzi is busy waking up to Rema and Crayon.


SMH! [/quote
Don Jazzy is married with a kid, just keeping dem off media so as to maintain his fan base. they are actually not in Nigeria tho.

Hoe-lioness is thy.

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He just skibi'ed that. If you have a chance of breaking Into Nigeria music industry. you have to earn it, make it yours, work with all effort to keep yourself floating on the game. Drop hit back to back, give your fans and non fans things to talk about because, once you miss the chance and slip down a bit. many angry guys out there got hits that will knock you off balance. Then, there might be no need to skibi it as to resurrect a dying musical career. All the best man, coming back not always easy.

Some men are just anyhow people. How can this thing in female version still with the ugliness move you closer to himsh. Oga o!

Genevieve was there, Omotola attended the party, tonto dike crashed it. They all came out with no interesting story about the party.

kamtrix:
Good morning guys.

Yesterday morning my toyota corolla was broken into and vandalized. The small window at the back was broken and the car opened. The brain box and the power window rollers were stolen. We have insurance with Axa Mansard And we have reported to the police.

The driver has also taken taken the required pictures.

Please I need guidance and advice on how to go about it with the insurance company and what I should do as this is my first dealing with the insurance company after buying the insurance. Also, should I increase the estimated cost of repair to be higher than the real amount. Please this is an emergency. Thanks. God bless you all.

Please help push to fp

same thing happens to a white Toyota matrix on my street before dawn. Same items mentioned above were stolen. But ion know if dude have insurance or the owner. take heart bro. Was pained when I saw it.

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How do they feel when they sit and see the face of the owner in their children's face. The one they called out, called names and detest. what do they say when the particular child asks; who's my dad? They, just wanna have that child so time will not pass them by. Enjoy little king. Happy hair cutting.

sugacoatedmouth:
According to teckno


Gonna the days weee TontoDikeh go dey frown her face




Now she dey nogban nogban Eeee dey draw like Ogbono


If she give me her poranron I go trow am for Poto Poto

still wondering about this lines anytime I hear that song.

subtlemee:
GEJ will be laughing in Swahili now

lol...GEJ no go even get time for that

This is how you treat your colegue with dignity and respect. Birds of same feather. Some of them would be reasoning on how that Bastard will be free so they can say baba twalee sir, anything for your boy?

how do you treat your colleague at work?

GHENGHEN SH*T