₦airaland Forum

Treetop20:
oh shut your gob up!
if you haven't got anything smart to say then keep mute

naijamd:
a nigerian was stabbed to death in ukraine a few days ago,i am very angry at what is happening to nigerians in diaspora,and the nigerian goverment is doing nothing to help,please say something before i take laws into my hands,i am presently thinking of stabbing everybody in the ukrainean embassy here in nigeria,what do you think?

peeceelove:
1. You open all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapping.
2. You call a person you've never met before,uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are illegal copies.
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it
someday. (a gum boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48).
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, African pride, ).
6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when travelling by plane.
7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (Sugar,
soap, rice, cooking fat etc during old good days).
8. All children have annoying nick names. i.e Bomboy, Dada, Tikay, Dankwa, baby etc
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit. (Uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) have camped at home. 10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)
11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night.
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide because the first month is free. (I know some people O!, ).
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home. (Yes, staple machine, office pins, punches machine, cello tapes, post-its, etc.).
16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.


funny but with an iota of truth Cheers

MrCrackles:
What have you been through?

If you havnt gone pass hell fire, then you aint been through nothing, trust me!

No big deal if you havnt had sex at 24, it is your choice to keep having wet dreams, stroking your knob with vaseline and watching pussies pass you by!!

ajiboyet:
@mamaput
Personally I don't see women as subordinates. In fact some women are more capable than some men. If, as a woman, you find yourself able enough to bet up ur man, go ahead. Just make sure you do it very well so that he doesn't doubt your capabilities and try to revolt.
Stay cool everyone

Tayo

bawomolo:
lol you type as if you are screaming at the computer screen.