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This is a town hall format. mccain got the hand up on this one.

well when i am taking shower, I scoote down so i wont be under the air conditon vent.

toshmann:
those greedy insensible high school drop outs have won 7 out of the last ten presidential elections in the US. they will do it again. already, just yesterday, one day into operation swiftboat, the topic is gradually changing, rev wright is back to discussion, ayers, etc are back, in three days, the polls will drop again. want to bet?

well, mccain is loosing so he is bringing back old negative news.

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Ghetto of USA!!!

1. "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

2. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

3. "Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

4. "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

5. "They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

6. "Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008 (Watch video clip)

7. "I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)

8"That's exactly what we're going to do in a Palin and McCain administration." --Sarah Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sept. 18, 2008

9."I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." –Sarah Palin, who was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it

10. "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council


SOURCE: About.com/political Humor

Haha. I love KENYA!!!!

OH Jesus. That Pic was on ELWA BEACH!!!

ashleign:
I just found my Dad on top of my mom and I am so scared,I can't even look at my dad's face.what should I do

How do You think You were born?

Haha

[quote author=nigeria1@/ link=topic=179592.msg2902480#msg2902480 date=1223315542]were are the USA peacekeeper.[/quote]I dont think they ever came.

@ Nigeria1

Look at what You did. You messed up the topic with your stupid pics. Can You explain your point without killing us with those pics.

Eziachi:
Stupid question, why going to th moon, when Nigerians are already inside the sun?

ROTFLMAO!!

I am so happy that my country has bounced back. We are doing better now. I went through 2 wars in Liberia. I was so happy that I never witness the Civil War. I was out before it happen.

kadman:
In a surprising elimination. Kim Kardashian's fat ass just got evicted from the show

Oh, I guess I am not alone on this.

Look at the two couples in the back. haha!!!

ezeagu:
That was really good, did you write that?

Nope. Its off some site.

Look at these idiots on here bringing race into the issue.

The Fool deserves what he got. He is always getting himself into trouble with the law. Bye Bye OJ.

Keep this to yourself but I have a little crush on BIDEN!!!

Haha. Okay.

A Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese:

To the Citizens of the United States of America:

"In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper and a lady who thinks she can run foreign policy because she can see Russia from her house as President and President-In-Waiting of the USA and thus to risk Life As We Know It for everyone else on the Planet, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). She won't actually be in charge, but she'll greet foreign leaders as necessary and not put her foot in it or vomit on anyone at a state dinner.

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. You aren't very good at elections, and unlike the ATM's from the same manufacturer, your voting machines don't give receipts. So Prime Minister Brown will instead choose someone who does not have his or her hand in the till and has significant experience in running Big Things. You have not had one of those for almost a decade and trust me, it is a big plus. And there won't be any of that hanging chad nonsense and the three hour wait for voting while poor or black.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. They have given away too much of your money already to rescue incompetent business executives and soon your American Dollars will resemble Zimbabwean Dollars in total worthlessness. There is no free lunch you know. Although we originally let you get away with secession because King George was robbing you blind, recent events demonstrate that your present leaders are doing much worse things and unfortunately you have not noticed.

A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether more than half of you still believe Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11. Information to the contrary will again be provided by the rest of the world and we request you read it this time and refrain from invading the wrong country ever again if you possibly can.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminum, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as "favour" and "neighbour." Likewise, you will learn to spell "doughnut" without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up "vocabulary".

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter "u" and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. But we have a lot of Bank Holidays you will enjoy instead. In our country we still have several banks.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline), roughly $9 per US gallon. Get used to it. Your driving armoured cars to buy groceries is unnecessary, boorish and killing the planet.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. And the term Freedom Fries will not be used in future. Lets remember the French were right and you were wrong, though it pains me to say so.

11. We will require that people running things, like your government, are at least moderately competent and not related by blood or bribes to those who benefit from their decisions. We know it makes you more cozy when your leaders know as little as you do, but, honestly, it is short sighted: you need doctors who know more about medicine, pilots who know more about flying and leaders who know more about leading.

12. We respectfully request you give up this notion that Politics is Entertainment, and that very complicated things have to be explained to you in less than fifteen seconds. If you wanted to have a democracy, honestly, you really should have taken the time to understand things a bit before you voted. May I suggest the startling notion that politicians don't need to look good to do a good job? And it really is acceptable if they are a bit boring, so long as they do their homework. It's especially important as evidently you have not done yours. Poor old Al Gore and John Kerry. And by the way, are you happy now that you chose a Governor for California based on his teeth?

13. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth -- see what it did for them.

14. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

15. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby -- the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

16. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first in their country. The seven out of ten who don't own a passport will need to get one first.

17. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

18. An Internal Revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). Although this will raise your taxes, remember that the Neoconservatives will no longer be robbing you blind and so your Dollars will stop shrinking. Didn't you know that inflation and government bailouts of huge companies were really paid for by you? We must do something about your educational system. What on earth is going on over there? Are you oblivious to the crushing debt you are leaving your children? You might as well throttle them now.

19. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 PM with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.

God Save the Queen. At least God won't instruct your President to invade any more wrong countries."

Adapted from John Cleese.

John McCain
A Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese: To the Citizens of the United States of America: In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper ,
A Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese: To the Citizens of the United States of America: In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper ,

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=177942.msg2885487#msg2885487 date=1222982640]u wax in 7 - 8 month intervals? https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif

Girl i want to be u. . . I hav to wax every 4 wks [/quote]Damn Girl, How much do You Spend?

tope2000:
i think so
i have seen it been done to people, its like been burn with fire to me

Its worth it. You never again hve to worry about unwanted hair. Bravo!!!

The Problem is that its too damn expensive for this young college student.

Kobojunkie:
Show me how intelligent you are by showing me the very line where you got this from


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I would handle it best I can by making sure the people pay, not go aroung trying to generalize or tell people to avoid the place cause of such. Why don't we say Americans are racists hence Nigerians should not come to africa cause of the stories of racial crimes that have been committed here.

When was the last time You read of Africans being killed in the streets of America because Of their skin color. No one is saying Africans should not visit Ukraine. People are just warning them to look forward to what they will be facing.

Kobojunkie:
Show me how intelligent you are by showing me the very line where I


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"Jumping to accuse a people of being racist after reading news of a couple of people who happen to be black being murdered is irrational. You have to at least wait to get detail to ensure you are not jumping to conclusion here. There is a thriving Nigerian community in the same Ukraine. A Nigerian mega church in Ukraine, just recently got a branch here in America and these people are not running/fleeing calling Ukranians racists. Please, learn to be rational no matter who or what is involved. Choose to wait to get FACTS before you conclude. Be sure those so called letters are not FAKES. Just because a human rights group sends letters does not mean the reaction should be this way. Even Human rights organizations can exagerate facts from time to time. We see it happen here in the US; why not expect same could be possible outside?? The news was in July that a Nigerian man was murdered, yet the same report posted that only 2 other men of African descent have been reported dead since January of this year."

NO ONE IS JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION, WE ALL READ THE STORY. THE STORIES ARE OUT THERE. READ IT AND UNDERSTAND!!

     “A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.”
A. Whitney Brown quotes


    “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”



I do not have time to support my claims eventhough it is all in the Post You wrote. I have a 8:00 AM Class tomorow Morning.

In the meantime Read this an weep or Laugh in your case!!

Ukraine's African community, outraged at yet another seemingly racist murder of a black man on Monday, are urging Ukrainians to wake up to the problem of racism and pass laws forbidding it.
The killing of a labourer from Congo in Kiev comes just days after more than 30 aid agencies including the United Nations refugee agency urged Ukrainian police to take seriously the killing of a Nigerian last month.

The head of Kiev's African Centre, Charles Asante-Yeboa, and Nigerian Pentecostal pastor Sunday Adelaja came to Monday's murder scene, where blood stained the pavement next to discarded police rubber gloves. "There are so many attacks. I receive a minimum of three calls a day , This is a well organised group which is going about doing this," said Asante-Yeboa, whose organisation documents racist violence.

Monday's murder brings the total of Africans murdered this year alone to five. The killers in such cases are rarely found -- there have been no convictions this year.

The Interior Ministry declined to comment.

Asante-Yeboa said he himself had been attacked in the past by a gang of around 15 men, and most of the Africans at the scene told similar stories. Any convictions are usually for hooliganism -- Ukrainian law does not recognise the concept of racist violence.

The 30 aid agencies demanded last Tuesday that the authorities consider whether the Nigerian found stabbed to death was the victim of a racist crime.


LABOURERS AND BUSINESSMEN

Most of the fewer than 5,000 Africans in Kiev came as students. Some now work as manual labourers or in hotels, others as businessmen.

They blame the attacks on skinheads -- shaven-headed far-right youths who make no secret of their hatred of immigrants.

Photographs collated by the International Organisation for Migration show graffiti on black people's homes featuring Nazi swastikas and threats of violence.

Yaroslav Dunayev, who runs the Movement Against Illegal Immigration and came to the scene to talk to the Africans, said the attacks were part of a wider conflict, accusing illegal migrants of raping Ukrainian girls.

"I can understand the skinheads because they totally grasp the danger to our future," he said.

Adelaja, whose Embassy of God church has a mostly Ukrainian congregation of around 25,000, said indifference was the biggest problem.

"It (the violence) doesn't affect the economy, it doesn't affect their family, it doesn't affect their status, it doesn't affect their income. That's the way men are built: 'It doesn't affect me, I couldn't care less'."

He said a draft law on racial and other discrimination had been drawn up years ago, but forgotten amid a host of elections and political turbulence.

The black community plans to protest outside parliament in July to urge it to pass the bill, and wants adoption of the law to be made a prerequisite if Ukraine wants to join the NATO military alliance or the European Union.

Kobo, No one is attacking You because You have a Different View. They are attacking You Because You feel the need to defend the negative actions of the Racist Ukrainians. No one is calling all The People of Ukraine racist. No one is saying every African that was killed was due to racism.Yet You feel the need to defend Those People Negative actions by making claims such as "How many Non-Africans have been killed", blah, blah. You wrote that You have friends living in Ukraine and they never complain about this. So WHAT? There are People Dying in Darfur. Just Because Someone Claims that they are having a good life and does not witness the killing do not erased the fact that there are people suffering. Yes, There are Non Africans Dying In Ukraine, But That does not justify the killing of those Africans for no reason. You did not care to wonder why there are Africans being killed but You felt the need to jump to a conclusion by thinking well, other Nationalism are getting killed too so its no big deal. WELL, Have You wondered that those Africans are getting killed for no damn reason. How would You feel if a close relative gets killed Just because of his skin color. Will You Say "Bleep IT, A CHINESE GUY JUST GOT KILLED YESTERDAY BY THE SAME PEOPLE SO ITS NO BIG DEAL"?

I Read Some of Ya ll Post on Nairaland and I feel You are very intelligent but STOP INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE!!!

Biden and Carter!!!

I can not believe that this fool told the US that she only been around for 5 weeks. I was like this Bitch is not even qualified to be a VP.

Oh, I love it when Biden Got emotional. I felt his Pain.

Oh, I also love when he shut down the whole maverick crap.

Did Palin talk about how her administration differ from that of Bush. I sure did not hear it.

Congrats to The White Men for Making South Africa what it is.

Why is She Apologizing to him?

Speak up People!!!!!