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Damn i do not want to be in your position. i would have been in Jail for mURDER!!

Dang. If the UK is that bad then why do the most americans plan on leaving america and living in London or Paris.

The truth is that most white americans think that they are better than black, spanish or Indian americans. Racism still go on in America. Plus most americans are lazy as hell. That is why most americans are obese.

Do Racism still go on in the UK?

My dirty little secret is,

My friend was sleeping over at my house for the week. So after watching the BET awards we were searching for a movie and we ended up ordering porn. It wasn't anything serious. We just enjoy watching it. So when the monthly bill came from DirecTV at the end of the month my mother saw the Porn on the list of movies that were order. She got mad at me and said she was going to beat me since the porn came from my cable box. I was scared because my mother dont fool around when it comes to beating her kids. So i lied and told her that my brother ordered it and he got his whipping and he couldn't play XBOX for the whole month. The thing is my brother also watches porn but he watches the free one. So i guess he thought that he had ordered it eventhough he didn't do it. Till now he don't know that i did it and my mother still believes that he did it. I got off so easily.

wHAT IS YOURS?

Strawberry is the bonb girl!!

My favorite ice cream flavor is Cookies n creme, vanilla,berries strawberries and butterscotch.I can eat Ice Cream all day

What is yours?

I know!!Thanx for the advice.

Yall dont get it. if i talk really low people say that i think i am better then they are or smarter then they are.

I tried to keep quiet but i cant keep my mouth shut!!Its Hard
Sometimes i even argue with my teachers!!

I am working on it!!

someone please

I voice my oppinion in a low tone but most people tell me that i always got something to say!!

So my ex-boyfriend mad that i brooke up with him went and told everyone that i suck his dick!! I had boys comming over to me in class and in the Hall asking me if i could blow them up!! I was so mad. I curse them boys out everyday.

To cut a long story short,

i let my cousin handle my business. My cousin approached him and he cleared up the rumors. My cousin was the big man around the neighborhood.

The funny thing was i didnt even have sex with the dude and then all of a sudden i suck his dick. The sad story was even after the rumor was cleared the boys still came up to me until the year was over.

What is you story,

Battle Of The Countries

Americans feel they are better than everyone!! Some boy at the club the other night said that America is better than The United Kingdom(mostly england). I am begging you if you have travelled to the United Kingdom and the US please tell me which is better. Which do you prefer living in?

Frankly, i am dying to travel to the UK especially London. America ain't all that to me!! I love the way they speak up there!!

I use Africas Best and sometimes Motions!!

i didn't say there were paparazzi on nairaland!!

Dont hate

I hust thought u made yall laugh!!

Always listen to your wife and put her first!!

The candidate:
- This Company offers advantages in case of decease?
The hired:
- Yes. When you die, you don’t have to come to work anymore.

A man enters into a magazine in a hurry:
- Miss, I want a pair of gloves!
- From skin or synthetic material?
- It doesn’t matter.
- We have more models, simple, with fly, with fasteners,
- No matter, just give me one!
- Mister! Go home and come back here with some clothes that you want to wear with the gloves. On his way out a man with a toilet in his hands enter the shop:
- The day before yesterday I came back with crockery, yesterday I showed you my ass, today I brought you the toilet, What the Bleep do I have to do for a piece of paper

Two friends talking:
- It is said that a smoked cigar makes the life shorter by two days.
- A bottle of beer makes the life shorter by 3 hours.
- But a day of work makes the life shorter by 8 hours.

A worker says to his boss:
- If you don’t add to my salary $100 I will tell the others that you added $200!

The neighbourhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink. As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she prepared an exquisite dinner for him. He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained:
- When I called my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said: “Screw him, give him a dollar.” And the dinner was my idea.

Between directors:
- You look sad! What happened?
- My wife did it to me. She hired a new secretary for me.
- Blonde or brunette?
- Bald!

Two mexicans walk into a drug store (walgreens) and they are passing by the condoms section and one asked the other what this 6 pack of condoms was for and he says,"thats for us Mexicans" one for monday, one for tuesday,one for wednesday, one for thursday, one for friday, one for saturday, and never on sunday. He does the sign of the cross.Then there walking along again and then he sees an 8 pack and he asks him what that was for and he says thats for the black people " one for monday, one for tuesday,one for wednesday, one for thursday, one for friday, one for saturday,and twice on sunday.Then they walk along again and one mexican sees a 12 and aked what that was for and the mexican says thats for the white people one for january, one for february,one for march,

Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
- Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
- I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
- What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
- It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
- YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
- I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
- Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

Just laugh and dont take it seriously, i didnt make it up!!Just something to make you laugh that i came across!!

I am not no Britney Spears fan nor related to her by any means but i just fell sorry for the girl!!They are driving her crazy!!

at iice

you call going to starbucks to get cofee going out her way to get attention!!How does she want attention?

A message to the paparazzi

Leave the Damn girl alone. Yall are driving her crazy. She cant go to the mall without 12 camera guys following her. She is a human being and she has done nothing wrong!!If i was Britney i will go to a far away place like AFRICA and not come back in 3 years.Just sit there and get my mind right and get away from Americans and their troubles!!

DO ANYONE AGREE!!

Na stupid he is trying to fight for his country!! George Bush daughters all they do is sit their redneck asses in the white House and eat!! They Need to go to IRAQ!!

Corrine Bailey Rae keep ya head up!! U will meet him again!!!

I Hate Beyonce and i am definately not ugly!!

Dont bring your frustration on anyone please!!Have a good life

at his-grace

real funny!!