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When i was little and my Poop couldnt come out my but, i will try to push it out and my mother always told me that if i try pushing it out my ass was going to fall off. I was so scared that i stop.

When i was little my mother told me that my step father(Evans White) was my real father. So when i was in the 7th grade my real dad( Edwin Barckley) came to my school and i met him for the first time. I was so shock that the apples he give me i didnt even eat it. The whole week i was confused. I confronted my mother and she told me everything. I havent met my dad since, he is in AFRICA and i am in the STATES!!If yall see EDWIN BARKLEY tell him i want to get to know him.

at drionelli

thanks to you a lot!!

at nwand

i live in Germantown for 5 years. Germantown and Gaithersburg are so close together that i always forget.
Ex My school Watkins Mill was in Gaithersburg but i always said it was in Germantown because of the short distance. Sorry for the mistake. To all LAKEFOREST MALL IS IN GAITHERSBURG!!

To tell you the Truth i love Kids. I plan on having 5 kids and adopting 2 from Africa.

Kids are Joy!!

I got it from CNN.com/crime. It might not be still on it but search google also.

@ naija diva

i understand u. some africans at my old school use to act like they were americans. I know a Nigerian boy who used to diss nigeria and say he will never go back. It used to bother me!!

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A man who killed his 17-month-old daughter in a rage over a broken Xbox was sentenced to more than two decades in prison.

Prosecutors said Tyrone Spellman, 27, killed Alayiah Turman in September 2006 with at least five blows to the head when she pulled down his Xbox console. The force of the blows cracked the toddler's skull several times.

A jury convicted Spellman of third-degree murder and child endangerment in January. He was sentenced Thursday to the maximum 22½ to 45 years in prison.

"I've been doing this 13 years, and this is one of the few cases that's ever left me at a loss for words," prosecutor James Berardinelli said. "There's never a good reason for this (murder), but this is just the pettiest of reasons."

Spellman expressed remorse for the girl's death at the hearing, but defense lawyer Bobby Hoof said afterward he would consider appealing the conviction.

Police believe Alayiah's pregnant mother, Mia Turman, was napping when the toddler was killed.

Spellman confessed to police the next day, but Hoof argued that his client's statement was coerced and that Spellman was trying to protect Mia Turman.

The city took custody of the couple's second daughter, born after Alayiah's death

America is not soo sweet yall!!

Please share with us your first experience in the United States,
My first experience in the US was horrible. I went to school toke a test and got an E on it when i was in middle school. I went to my mother all happy and excited thinking i got an EXCELLENT!! I told her, she was happy so she went and told her aunt. Her aunt been here over 20 years and she knows everything. She went downstairs show her the test paper and my aunt started laughing. My Aunt told her that in the US, E stands for 50% on a test. In other terms, i fail the test really bad. My Mother was disappointed and i had to study the whole evening till midnight. I wasn't Happy at all.

Another experience was that i went to take bath. It was my first time taking bath in the US. Soon as i went into the shower, i turn the knob and the water came spraying on me from the showerhead. I was so afraid, that i went downstairs screaming naked. My uncle and some family members was there and i was the joke of the month.

The other time me and my black American friends went to Lakeforest mall in Germantown,MD. It was my first time shopping in the US. We went to eat and relax and they ask me what i wanted to eat and i said i didn't care since i didn't know what to pick. My friend Joyce said that i should try the Hot Dogg. Soon as she said that i scream in the whole store saying " i dont want to eat no doggs". Everybody was looking at me like i was crazy and all my friends started laughing. They explain to me about the HOT DOGG and then i realize it was just a name. I also started laughing!!

at ms. lurker

yes, i agreee, we need people who want to know the real africa!!

at arielle
Most americans think that Africa is one big country!!

yep i agree

I love my senegalees twaist but which one is better!!

The King of Kings and Prince of Peace!!The wonderful counselor and almighty God!!

You are just saying that because you are part of them If you were african, you will want to slap somebody.
at ms Lurker

I dont blame the media, because high school students should be smart enough to know those are stupid things.
They need to go and visit africa on their own.

at Pein

I am Legend was a great movie!!

at 4him

she took bath but she wont leave the bathroom. The man that live with her used to pass her closed through the dooor and also her food. She sat on the toilet for so long that the toilet seat was stuck on her but. They had to take her to the hospital. She is right now in a mental institution.

I totally agree. It was a good movie but not a classic one!!

at Mis Lurker

if yall want to know about africa, why cant yall ask question like" how is africa different from America". yall be asking stupid question. It makes me feel sad and mad at the same time.

Dang yall dont get it!!

Here are some of my favorite proverbs. They are full of wisdom and thought.

Proverbs 24:26 An honest answer Is like a kiss on the lips.

Proverbs 24: 32-34
Then I saw, and considered well. I saw, and received instruction:
A little sleep, a little slumber, A little folding of the hands to sleep;

Proverbs 25:6-7Do not exalt yourself in the king's presence,
and do not claim a place among great men;
it is better for him to say to you, "Come up here,"
than for him to humiliate you before a nobleman.
What you have seen with your eyes

Proverbs 22:6
Train a a child in the way he should go,
and when he is old he will not turn from it.

Proverbs 23:9
Do not speak to a fool,
for he will scorn the wisdom of your words.

Proverbs 14:29
A patient man has great understanding,
but a quick-tempered man displays folly.

Proverbs 14:26
He who fears the LORD has a secure fortress,
and for his children it will be a refuge.

Proverbs 1:7
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge,
but fools [a] despise wisdom and discipline.

Proverbs 23:31-33
Do not gaze at wine when it is red,
when it sparkles in the cup,
when it goes down smoothly!
In the end it bites like a snake
and poisons like a viper.

Proverbs 21:30
There is no wisdom, no insight, no plan
that can succeed against the LORD.

Proverbs 20:1
Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler;
whoever is led astray by them is not wise

Prov 18:2
A fool finds no pleasure in understanding
but delights in airing his own opinions.

Proverbs 15:24
The path of life leads upward for the wise
to keep him from going down to the grave.

Proverbs 15:7
The lips of the wise spread knowledge;
not so the hearts of fools.

Proverbs 15:20
A wise son brings joy to his father,
but a foolish man despises his mother.

The white people and the black americans have the worst view on africa. They kill me,


Here are some questions i have been asked,

Is there schools in Africa?
Do you watch TV in Africa?
Are there any white people in Africa?
Do you see animals in africa?

and the worst one, Do yall have car in africa?

this stuff makes me very angry and mad but i try to keep my cool. Plus, when i moved to North Carolina and told people i am from africa they didnt believe it. They were like HOW COME YOU ARE NOT DARK? not everybody in africa is black or dark skinned. We come in different shades and color. Get it right people and stop listening to the news.

[color=Black]AFRICA IS RICH IN LOVE and BEAUTY AND MINERALS!![/color]

Ok, i love the movie but it was no scarface or Godfather. The comercial made it seem that it was gonna be better than Scarface. When i saw it i was not satisfied but i still like it.

Russel and Denzel put in a movie together, i thought they did a good job but it could be better.

Dang, i feel so loney, my people not here!!

You can post the funnies Mama Jokes you ever heard on here,

Here are some of my fave,

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her,

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal

funny, real funny

yes i know what you mean!!

Is there any Liberians in the house, or am i the only one!!

If you are a liberian tell me which part of Lieberia you are from

I am from ELWA(paynesville), i was born across the line, I used to spend time with my grandma in Cabra Estate across from Haywood. I attended Soltiamon Christian High School, Carver Mission in ELWA and Levi C Williams when i was a little girl!! I live in Kannapolis, NC now but will be moving back to Germantown,MD over the summer. Pray for me cause i am looking for a Job!!I now attend A.L brown high School in Kannapolis. I will be graduating soon.

Remember to love one another!!

My favorite Bob Marley songs were:

Buffalo Soilder(makes me a proud african)
No woman, no cry(he is actually saying No woman, dont cry)
[color=Black]Three Little Birds( i feel free everytime i listen to this song)[/color]

I would love to ask God,

Why do the good die young( Sean Taylor)


and

Why do the wicked live long?