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I love LEONA LEWIS. HER SONG Bleeding love is a hot song. Plus she is reallly beautiful.


What do yall thing of her?

AT SISTA-JAY

THE SHOW IS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE. pEOPLE GO THROUGH THAT KINDA STUFF. ITS INTERESTING TO WATCH.

Its called ENTERTAINMENT!! Plus OPRAH is boring as hell. I rather watch ELLEN DEGENERES and THE VIEW.

Plus how old are you? What teenager watches Oprah?

I am not an only child. Eventhough i found my two brothers annoying i still love them.

Right now my appetite is calling for Beans Toporgee and Rice. The soup must have chicken feet, chicken thigh, Bony, Pig Feet and The pepper must be hot. To quench my thirst i will need some sprite or some lemonade.

WHAT IS YOUR APPETITE CALLING FOR?

White Chicks, Why did i get married and NORBIT!!

at OMO IBO

lets just say i am not fat, big or obese. i am one of those people that eat certain food and dont gain weight. I weigh about 130 pounds.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movies i have seen,

"The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel." -- Big Daddy

"Here are Scotland's terms: Lower your flags and march straight back to England. Stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and everyone of you will die today." -- Braveheart

"If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein's arse!" -- Bridget Jones' Diary

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." -- Die Hard

"Yippy-ki-yay mother-f*cka." -- Die Hard

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them." -- Hackers

"You wanna shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me, I just wanna make sure you do it in Hell." -- Mission Impossible

king Kong aint go shit on me- denzel Washington

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody." -- Scarface

Damn i cant believe i forgot to put FORREST GUMP, Last Holiday and Rush Hour

at first i was all about Britain because i thought Britain was better than the US.

But then i thought,

Do the UK has free school bus

Do the UK provide food stamp and free food for the poor and homeless.

Yes America do have High Crime rate but America is big as hell

Yes America do have obese people but the food is good over here ex Burger King, T.G.I Fridays and ruby Tuesday

Besides America has people from everywhere. you can walk into walmart and see Chinese, America, black,African, Mexicans, Australian, English, Haitian, Jamaican and every race on earth.

America has better TV. The average American TV provide ex Comcast, Direct TV, Dish Network and Time warner cable has over 300 channels plus my favorite OnDemand.

America has a better school system. Some schools in America even have McDonald's in it.

most Americans are not stuck up like the snobbish British. Ex Victoria beckham and Kiera Knightley

America has hot places like Hollywood, Los Angeles, Miami, Brooklyn, Queens, Baltimore, Charlotte, washington DC, New York, Atlanta, Dallas and i can go on and one

The Americans invented the internet.(Bill Gates)

AMERICA IS WAY BETTER, ASK DAVID BECKHAM SEXY SELF

you mean you dont perm your hair. if i do that to mine God knows what will happen.

at Odele

I do agree with you on the bush part. Ex In London prince harry goes off to war and fight for his country.
In the US Brenda and Babara Bush sit in the white house and eat. They do nothing.

The average American is lazy than the average English men. All American wants to do is get up and watch football(not soccer).

about the guns and crime in America. I just read a story on CNN Crime where a man killed his 4 kids and his wife--another story a man in Maryland drown his children in the bathtub. Sometime i think that American are crazy as hell. They don't know wrong from right. I love America and I love the UK, but when i get older and get rich i am moving to the UK. While i am there i will visit Sexy Prince Harry and Handsome William.

My favorite James Bond films are,

Die Another Day,

Casino Royal(that dude is hell sexy),

A view to Kill,

Tomorrow Never Dies, and

[color=Black]Licence To Kill[/color]

Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan are the bets james bond ever.

I also forgot to put

Meet The fockers-- this movie is crazy

Meet the Spartans- funny az hell!!

The funniest movies i have seen are

Malibu Most wanted- This movie is crazy, retarded, and etc. You will laugh until you drop.

Friday, Friday after Next and Friday- Those movies are off the chain.

Deuce Bigalow- European Gigolo- I love this movie. I recommend it but may be a little bit nasty.

[color=Black]First Sunday[/color]- another funny comedy.

Soul Plane- Funny as Hell

Talladega Nights- The Ballad of Ricky bobby- Will ferrel is the man.

Thats too much reading for me but yes i have cultured him in my life.

The first one was my fave too!!

Nightly hitch hiking

This story happened a while ago in Soweto, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. (probably one of our urban legends)

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.


Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.

The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.

He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and, wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfowetu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."


Finally, a gifted SA blonde!!!!

[b]A blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept.
She says she´s going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow R10,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the papers and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank manager and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a R500,000 Rolls as collateral against a R10,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank´s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10,000 and the interest, which comes to R141.66. The bank manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow R10,000?"
The blond replies , "Where else in Johannesburg can I park my car for two weeks for only R141.66 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a gifted blonde!!!! [/b]

Questions about South Africa

[b]These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you´ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it´s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water,
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden) A: So it´s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey´s Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA) A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not, oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA) A:Face south & then turn 90 degrees.Contact us when you get here & we´ll send the rest of the directions.
Q:Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK) A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA) A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,which is, oh forget it.Sure,the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow,straight after the Koala Bear races.Come naked.
Q:Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France) A:No,WE don´t stink.
Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA) A:Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France) A:Only at Christmas.
Q:Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany) A:Not yet,but for you, we´ll import them.
Q:Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?(Germany) A:No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q:Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless,can be safely handled & make good pets.
Q:Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA) A:Yes,but you´ll have to learn it first. [/b]



One Day At Tan Tock Seng Hospital

[b]One Day At Tan Tock Seng Hospital - Centre For Communicable Disease

This story was told by a nurse, and she swears this really happened on her ward.

A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

-* "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,
-* "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies,
-* "I don´t know Mr ******, I´m only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask,
-*"Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies,
"I can´t tell. I´m only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
-* "Nurse," he mumbled,
-* "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the panamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
-* "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again,
-* "I SAID, Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK , !! " [/b]

I love both of these guys but SHEMAR MOORE IS HELLA SEXY!! Boris Kodjoe i love you my african brother but you need to step ya game up.

at blue-sky

where can i find it at?