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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Speak On Dating Abroad by Mcslize: 4:11am
Whereas there is a group I belong, I won't mention it (due to my confidential nature), there is a cumrade who is changing puzzies like pampers in that same abroad o.

It's all about your style and how much level you have as a guy. If you don't know how to toast women in Nigeria before leaving for abroad, you won't know how to toast women when you get to abroad. Our elders once said, a fowl that sleeps on top of roof tops in the village, when taken to the city, it will also sleep on roof tops. A goat 🐐 can never give birth to a pigeon. Same applies in the dating game.

Back then when we were in the university, me and 2 of my guys usually go hunting for ladies to try our toasting skills. Even though we studied engineering courses that are so demanding, we still carved out time to go hunting. We called it hunting at the time, cuz girls too many for school. That really helped in making us to learn how to talk to women aside reading design process, fluid mechanics, heat transfer, process separation and the like.

It was all fun walking up to ladies and talking to them.

It's all about you. You don't have to have money before you are able to pull girls as a man. Just get small swag and dress nice, you will never lack ladies in your bed.

Any way, we have repented.

So, back to that cumrade I mentioned earlier, go and see the ladies he is bunking abroad. Some black thick girls with big yansh. Normal working ladies no be joke. Some are even married o. The latest one he is bunking is a married lady.

Women! Any way, let's keep it there. What happens in Rome remains in Rome that's my rule of engagement with women.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senator Graham Claims Israel Has Right To Strike Gaza With Nuclear Weapon by PlanetZero: 3:15am
DasaintHope:

If only hamas were sensible enough to accept a ceasefire agreement, if nkt for anything in sympathy to their people's plight.
But hey, what do you expect from terrorists right?
They figured they could bank on online rage, and sympathy they get to leverage Israel.
Should have worked, but jews are not christains, they give zero bleeps about Public opinion. Fvck with them and recieve double bleeps. Hamas rattled the hornets nest, now the sting has come.
Let them face the music.
Meanwhile @op cannot manage to muster this much passion in speaking out against islamic terrorism, and the murderous rampage its proponents have been unleashing in countries like Nigeria (BH and Iswap) Or Isis/Isis or jihadist in Burkina Faso, or talk about the ethnic cleansing of kurds by Turkey, or the killing of Syrian civilians to the tune of 500k dead.
Or it is only against humanity when it is infidels killing Muslims?
Hypocrites, majority of them do not care for Palestinians per say, they are just a means to propagate anti-jew sentiment and hate in accordance to teaching from the book of copied stories called Quran.
op is An Islamist masquerading as a humanist, bro don't be unfortunate please.


God bless you. Same folks came here celebrating when hamas rape, killed and burnt alive different nationals in Israel on a festival day. Hamas later released video with Islamic songs at the background meaning it is jihad

Now Israel retaliate in the language they understand and same are shouting humanity
Religion / Re: 19 Year Old Boy LGBT Help by Kobojunkie: 2:58am
DarrenW2:
while I was chatting one of my friends from a gay group on Facebook we were planning to hook up , that was before I met my current boyfriend, my sister got suspicious of me and checked my phone and sent screenshots of my chat to our parents, it was one of the worst days of my life, they beat the shit out of me ,soon after my mom started thinking I'm gay , so recently they caught me again despite all the protection and security I have on my phone, they managed to get into it and read my chats with my boyfriend, and when my dad found out he was furious, he threatened my boyfriend and me that he would arrest us and lock us up , because my country is a homophobic country , and the people there are very ignorant, Nigeria is my country, right now I'm contemplating suicide, I would have killed myself already but the fear that my parents would locate my boyfriends whereabouts and do something bad to him, I am currently suffering from depression, I have nothing good going for me currently, I haven't even accepted myself as gay or bi , I hate myself for making my parents feel so bad about their first son , I hate myself, I want to leave this world, 😭😭😭 I need help, any way you can help me please 🥺 , any comment is allowed say what you have in mind but be respectful of course
If you are waiting for someone else to accept you before you accept yourself, that ain't never gonna happen my friend. In this life, you first need to work hard at loving yourself first, then others will either love you too or go fk themselves. (Just be sure not to be some sort of jerkwad or arsehole with excuses.) undecided

So, first things first, you need to accept yourself. You are not going anywhere if you don't do that first. You are gay and that is who you are—no spirits or demons attacking you. Then plan on getting mental health counseling for the depression issue. talk to your gay friends out there. They might know a good counselor who can help you deal with your depression issues. Your identity issues, if you can resolve that yourself, great, else, get counseling for that as well. As for what to do at this point in your life, you are gay and life is not going to be handed to you on a platter so you should be ready now to step out of yourself and find what you can begin doing. What are your talents? What are you right now good at? Think of how you can improve on them and build something of them. Hit the library or school if you have to, and work hard at whatever it is you decide to do. undecided
Politics / Re: UK Based Nigerian Boxer Sherif Lawal Dies In Ring by Olumighty123(m): 2:42am
papyjaypaul:

You guys make this forum boring with Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa Fulani talk undecided

Do well to ignore e'm for your own sanity sake 🙏
Politics / Re: UK Based Nigerian Boxer Sherif Lawal Dies In Ring by papyjaypaul: 2:28am
hammer567:
SINCE AJ, ALL YORUBA BOYZ TURN BOXERS, NOW DEY WILL ALL RUN AWAY.



RIP
You guys make this forum boring with Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa Fulani talk undecided
Business / Re: Melinda Gates Quits The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation by Berankis: 2:25am
cococandy:


He’s not her husband

Why do you guys just randomly talk nonsense with so much conviction. No even sure what you are talking about
Who is talking nonsense between you and I? Separation was announced 2021, so what nonsense are you saying? Just say you have comprehension issues and you are forgiven.
Politics / Re: Naira Slumps, Exchanges At Over N1,500 Against Dollar by ebufa: 2:22am
cjrane:
Nothing we can do now. We have to go through this storm and naira will finally stabilize at some point.

What we are observing are the fruits of mindless borrowing and printing of money that was the hallmark of Buhari's regime. Unfortunately, these things take time to manifest and Tinubu is the unlucky guy in power when the effects of those economic crimes by Buhari are now manifesting.






what the government should do is to stabilize the dollar at near or around the 1500 mark....instead of wasting forex defending the purchase of pencils and private jets...not to talk of the pack of religious Nigerians travelling to waste our forex in Rome and Mecca! At 1500 to a dollar we can build from that gradually, at that point we can also attract a lot of forex inflows....but the government must get Nigeria back to work, flush out these foreign Fulani bandits and solve the agitation in the southeast once and for all!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by lavida001: 2:19am
ehizario2012:
Nostalgia time grin

Used this at Bendel State University Staff School (BENSU) Ekpoma.

talk your own wink

Ancient of days I greet you.
Health / Re: Richard Slayman Who Received Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by Sapiens3: 1:38am
goslowgoslow:
To all of you saying they used black man, you all are talking rubbish. Most of the time white men volunteered to be used for so many medical advancement we have today. The first heart transplant was carried out on a white man. And of course the man agreed to it , they can't force him.

Leave fools let them talk nonsense. What have they invented? Other than wickedness,overpopulation, corruption. Fools everywhere, fools
Politics / Re: Peter Obi On A Move To Join Atiku Against 2027 by Prince111111: 1:27am
blabulu2000:
Obi Bitter can never join Atiku in 2027 because this will defeat his Ibo parochial ambition...

Tinubu is up to the task ....he win both of them outside the Aso villa and now that he is now in power , he is capable to win both of them in power
fear don dey catch you talk truth 😂😂😂
Autos / Re: Brand New Blue Sea Electric Bike �️�️ Charge And Drive by GDOGLOBALCONCEP(m): 1:13am
haphizz57:
How much is d last price & wot are d specifications?
You can meaage me on WhatsApp let's talk about the specifications and the price. 08027415765
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senator Graham Claims Israel Has Right To Strike Gaza With Nuclear Weapon by Empiree: 1:10am
mrkia:
Alhamdulillaah!!! Seems israel is being defeated in this war. Imagine the nonsense talk from the sinator grin
you got it. That's their only deterrent and if they use nuclear weapons they will be self destructive
Politics / Re: If My Being A Governor Is A Mistake, Let Them Continue To Make Mistakes - Fubara by bentenny(m): 1:01am
One zombified clown dey talk say make fubara nor bite the hands that fed him!

What about the fingers that fed wike?
Didn't he insult or make mockery of them?

Make fubara nor only bite am,make e roast am😂😂
Politics / Re: People Demoncratic Labour Party PDLP by yarimo(m): 12:18am
Sergio101:


Who needs who the more??

Delusional yarimo will always talk rubbish
as e dey sweet us e dey pain Dem as e dey pain Dem e dey sweet us. ATIKU is far greater than obi in any aspect

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Family / Re: What Do Women Have Apart From Their Holes That Men Want? by bukatyne(f): 12:16am
Mariangeles:
Men who talk to strippers should never be taken seriously in life.

I think strippers by the virtue of their job have access to a lot of men & would collate a lot of feedback.

Obviously, there would a lot of bias because I assume an average man visiting a stripper has problems at home (self-inflicted or not).

As to the general complaint of ingratitude.... both sexes don't understand/appreciate their unique circumstances so it is not surprising..

To the language...... well, the narrator is a stripper; she would default to her everyday lingo grin
Family / Re: They Refused To Release His Son To Him by Oracleee: 12:15am
Homeboiy:
Simple case for the family if they know what to do

Move the kid out of the country

The man will not see him again for 25 years

Come give my sister belle and bring up this kind talk


If I'm the dude or his lawyer, it makes it interesting and easy. I will jail the lady and every member of her family who knows how the child travelled abroad. As a fact, even the man who received him abroad will get burnt as I will officially petition the country and brand him a kidnapper and child trafficker. They will tell me who signed the right for the boy to be taking abroad and if paper works are shown, it's forgery which is another case on its own.


If only you guys knows the law ehnnnn.


I once witness a case like that. Man and woman never got married, aunty took the child and travelled to UK with man getting to know. Omoh man go police station report for Juvenile welfare centre (JWC). They invited aunty family members back and forth they wanted writing the embassy and matter was suppose to go to court. Aunty abroad was first forming one kind, when they turned up the heat she realized she might loose everything and even get repatriated her family just start dey beg man. Table turn man say e must see him pikin before anything. See begging o even case never even reach court na police station jwc but I suppose the lady got legal advise early. 3 month after aunty had to come home with the child and she was even bailed as she took the child to the station as directed by JWC OC. One woman DSP. Las Las na beg for guy to drop case. I think after a while bro calm down and they reached an agreement on the child rearing.
Religion / Re: Manipulation Of Bible Verses In The Jehovah's Witness Bible by achorladey: 12:04am
Aemmyjah:


Continue asking stupid questions like a bot
Look at Maxindhouse
Check his comments on his page, you can't count the people he's shared his sincere Bible truths with and with scriptural references
Look at you, oteneeran and Temple333... One cannot differentiate if you're atheist, Christians or anything... You're like a nylon bag in a windstorm
Mention anything or one person that has benefitted from you or what source you're benefitting from than to tell lies


You can't blame us for living rent free in your head
I spent 19 years as a zealous Pentecostal, you don't see me finding them or on platforms and be starting nonsense
You're just like the demonized man Jesus talk about

All the same, we're moving forward
What can you and your lies do? Nothing


I wonder what kind of question Michael547 is asking all this while alongside you and MaxInDHouse grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Anyone Travelling To Kigali Rwanda Soon ….let’s Chat by Sheyimann: 12:02am
Anyone travelling to Kigali , Rwanda soon… let’s talk
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Viruses: 11:58pm On May 13
Jamesclooney:


I have personally spent time in A&E from 2pm to 10pm. Then you’ll either go private or book a flight abroad. Let’s not even talk about dental care. SMH

A&E is not a first come first serve place. Sometimes your cases are better handled by 111 or walk-in center. Fortunately, the HCP after accessing you knows what level of emergency your case is.

I'm not trying to downplay your case, but ask yourself this; when you arrived by 2pm, were you left unattended till 10pm or it was after the initial assessment that you started waiting?

Also stop comparing NHS with other countries' private health sector, compare with their public sector too.

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Politics / Re: People Demoncratic Labour Party PDLP by Sergio101(m): 11:56pm On May 13
yarimo:
Bitter OBI will soon go for thanks giving just for being previlege to meet and snaps picture with ATIKU

Who needs who the more??

Delusional yarimo will always talk rubbish

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Family / Re: How Do I Know She Is My Child Without DNA by otipoju(m): 11:48pm On May 13
fredopareto:
Kia dis one don lost inside life

Nairaland sef go let people wey their brain don fry go dey follow you talk.

As stupid as you are...as a Cele man you think sey one woman fit carry another man child come for me and I no go know?

Tell your shepherd he needs to do egg and honey prayer for you because you no get sense at all.

He also needs to be giving you altar water inside bell to drink and push it down...because your case worse...wey your neck thin like who dey starve so. You fit afford DNA test?

Na your papa go lost.
Politics / Re: FAAC: We Can’t Continue Using Bayelsa Money To Develop Other States – Diri by PHAYOL81: 11:43pm On May 13
MEEVEET:

Na them build sea port?
Airport?
Catch bridge
Eko bridge
3rd mainland bridge?


Tomorrow gearing people go talk say na them develop Abuja

Everything that made Lagos was built by fg for 70 years

ONLY a godforsaken liar peddles falsehood as truth. LAGOS was one of the most developed African cities before the discovery of oil (which even predated your FG by 3 years, but only three) Moreso, until 1966 when Ironsi stvpidly changed the government format, every single region was living on its own strenght and resources. Lagos was even developing all alone. Lagos port, especially APAPA had been serving the western and northern region since the colonial era. It was one of the busiest in Africa then. Carter bridge was initially constructed in the early 1900 by the colonial masters. The airport you mentioned was built during the second world war in 1944 as LAGOS AIRPORT (many airlines still refer to it as such on their tickets till date)and was only renamed to the current MMIA in honour of the murdered H.O.S General Murtala Muhammed. The rail line was laid even beyond Lagos state to the hinterland (as far as the kwara state of today)since the year 1898 so as to facilitate seamless transportation of crops (the main revenue generation of the time) from the farmlands across the,western region to the port (the one which had even transported some of your forebears overseas as slaves before 1900). The bill was solely provided by the colony of LAGOS. Same thing, the telecommunication undersea cable (which was connected from London), line and gargets. (done as far as Jebbah in today's NIGER STATE) All was procured before 1900 (around 1898 precisely)as communication tools for offices, supermarkets, and most importantly, the train control offices to forestall collision. All funded by LAGOS.
Of course, as a kid that your statement revealed you are, you should have checked this date of establishments before spewing the gibberish. That most of these facilities and infrastructures were renamed to NIGERIAN doesn't change the fact that your FG merely inherited them, not built them. Even though the national stadium was constructed in 1960, it wasn't from oil money (it hadn't been discovered in a commercial quantity then and there was still regional government format in use, so it was constructed from WESTERN REGION COMMON WEALTH or betterstill, according to documented records,)from taxpayers money. Hospitals, schools, cinemas, supermarket, banks (check out the date of establishment of FIRST BANK and UNION BANK OF NIGERIA)were all around since the colonial era. So what's your point.?
Oh yeah, FG constructed many bridges but WHAT ARE BRIDGES THAT A RICH COLONY LIKE LAGOS CANNOT BUILD APLENTY? IKEJA (the Lagos capital and environs were intially of western region), OYO STATE, OGUN STATE, all build numerous bridges in them too and are still building, all from WESTERN REGION WEALTH (thanks to AWOLOWO not FG). FASHOLA, AMBODE and now SANWO OLU between themselves had built numerous bridges too. Sanwo Olu alone has facilitated almost 20 bridges construction. Even EKO ATLANTIC CITY, a private project has 17 bridges in it already. That's more than a certain region ever had. And around ten more are still to go into the project by the time the city's full landmass is fully reclaimed. So, what's bridges that LAGOS can't build?
Well, I guess the internet is merely a tool of fun to today's youth and not a platform to educate oneself.

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Politics / Re: Fubara Swears-in Dagogo as Attorney-General, to Probe Wike's 8 Years As Governor by Som497: 11:33pm On May 13
Confirmedzombie:
Too much talk to make ipob masturbate. Fubara is finished.

No going back on Fubara impeachment. Fubara you don't have the liver to probe anyone.

Your days are numbered. Wike remains untouchable.

Clueless ipob governor
ur mother is a confirmed zombie. She's as stup1d and f00lish like you are
Politics / Re: If My Being A Governor Is A Mistake, Let Them Continue To Make Mistakes - Fubara by Truthchiz: 11:28pm On May 13
[quote author=mvwealth post=129936754][/quote]
The man na which parrot? Him talk half reach una wicked wey no get shame? How many talk sim dey talk? Him no talk una dey call am mumu. Una never chichumtin. This one na A.M.

Abeg my able Governor keep the fire burning.!!!
Religion / Re: Manipulation Of Bible Verses In The Jehovah's Witness Bible by achorladey: 11:27pm On May 13
MaxInDHouse:


Which of the churches of Christendom do you know that teaches that the name JEHOVAH belongs to a demon? smiley

Since you know that none does so, this becomes an evidence against your lies and manipulations that christendom don't teach the truth and shows your madness and insanities peddling brains that christendom teaches the truth as well grin grin grin grin


Courz this is reason I said you should allow them talk. When they do so they use their own hands to open their lies and manipulations

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Politics / Re: Wike: We Will Take Hard Decisions Even If It Hurts Anybody - Fubara by idahme(m): 11:10pm On May 13
olatade:
Sim was director of finance and accounts in 2015, was permanent secretary in 2020, and was the accountant general from 2020, up till May 2022 before becoming Governor. 7 years of deep involvement!


Yoruba boy look atr what is happening at iragbiji and leave my state alone. Abi u want become a Rivers boy since nothing dey for iragbiji? talk about BATscobar wey don thief trillions of money from Lagos Treasury and leave PH issues alone. Una go get sense soon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by mostob(m): 11:09pm On May 13
Jodera:

Lol...
Na why I no wan talk about am today.

Same pep and Klopp they're using as reference, make dem check dem well for their early years (at City and Pool) when them never win any major trophy.

Them just deh throw anything and everything, hopefully one sticks.
The academy boys they mentioned, where are they now? Can't even remember the last time Patino started a match. Azeez is in Spain division 2. Wenger who was known with promoting youngsters had to let go of some at a point. Players like Eisfield, Crowley, Zelalem, Ajayi, Akpom and Afobe were let go despite the state of the team then.
Romance / Re: Lady Insists On Taking Her Kids With Her As She Splits Up With Husband (pic/vid) by DaddyCoool: 11:06pm On May 13
dkidd:

U have no point because no one marries more than one wife at once except for the gram and to trend and shit. You argued that it's impossible for me to marry five women in this day and age and I showed u how possible it is. are u trying to cause engagement in this thread or what cos ur no longer making sense with ur arguing. I said I'm marrying more than 5 women and u say I have to find 5 women to be my wife "simultaneously" like who the hell does that? Does it even make sense to u? The polygamous men around u think they married all their wives even within a year talk more simultaneously? Ur obviously looking to bring traffic to this thread undecided

Stop acting dumb. You know exactly what I mean.

YOU CAN'T BE MARRIED TO 5 MODERN WOMEN AT SAME TIME!! Bcause the women won't stay with you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Jodera: 11:05pm On May 13
mostob:
They want us to promote academy players when the first team never balance and still win the league. Against City?
Lol...
Na why I no wan talk about am today.

Same pep and Klopp they're using as reference, make dem check dem well for their early years (at City and Pool) when them never win any major trophy.

Them just deh throw anything and everything, hopefully one sticks.

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Celebrities / Re: Shallipopi Calls Burnaboy As Burnaboy Speak About Wizkid & Davido's Beef (Video) by Faposky95: 11:04pm On May 13
Ategberoson:



Leave story and be the real man you claimed to be, just locate me I no dey talk much



Many of you idiiots here that look malnourished in real life are always quick to flex muscle, na cane you go dey chop I no go use hand handle you

So you believe.....to pick u up for a ride. Wat a waste of resources.
Omode
Yu jus dey learn.....yu must gree say yu be apprentice
Sule like yu
Politics / Re: Top Companies In Lagos And Their Owners - PHOTO. by Gbogbowa: 11:02pm On May 13
This my Yoruba brethren are so funny,do you know how many companies inside Trade fair alone before you talk about tools,what of Wicktech cables,what of all the clothing companies in Oshodi and those electronic companies in Alaba , air-condition and fridge shop in surulere and Oyingbo ,what of spare part companies close to The Guardian,what of slot phones and phone company in computer village.just one Igbo man company with those big parking stores is richer than most Yoruba men you put on your list.in that your list you have just 15 people that are very rich

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Celebrities / Re: Shallipopi Calls Burnaboy As Burnaboy Speak About Wizkid & Davido's Beef (Video) by Ategberoson(m): 11:01pm On May 13
Faposky95:


Wen yu grow up...we go dey wait for you.
Body dey push you....yu know wetin dey slow body ... ?
Thank Goodness you get mouth...or else


Leave story and be the real man you claimed to be, just locate me I no dey talk much



Many of you idiiots here that look malnourished in real life are always quick to flex muscle, na cane you go dey chop I no go use hand handle you
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