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Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Saviourk: 11:58pm On May 27 |
Franzinni:Is the martial arts responsible for his greatness and wealth? Always think before you talk Oga. |
Romance / Re: Ladies After Reading This U Will Realize Men Does Not Worth The Stress by Saviourk: 11:42pm On May 27 |
orohbiro:seems you're reminiscing on the past bl*wjobs you gave your ex.. You really know your onions. Just the same way most women are gold diggers, we still have some good ones out there. Similarly, we still hv good guys out there—Men that are faithful. |
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts / Discussions: Season 24 by GabsonFX2: 11:41pm On May 27 |
No offense: Baba, you should talk and do, do and talk before the events/outcome. I wonder how traders don't understand loss is part of the game. Once you post a loss like this, they jump in and have something to say. No wonder those youtube and instagram influencers will keep on buying lambo. PS: If I close this one in negative, I will post it again. Eaglepixel: 8 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: UNIBEN Lecturer, Tony Asekhuno, Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Students by cococandy(f): 11:34pm On May 27 |
luminouz:1) Do you think you’re cute when you say stupid stuff just to get a reaction so you can say “haha I meant to trigger you and I’m glad it worked”.? Because all you’re doing is trivializing an important conversation ( not that you have the mental capacity to understand) and at the same time reveal yourself for the slowpoke that you are. I mean most people don’t need any revelation to know about you that but some people might. 2) Yes now that I’m done yelling on the internet, guess what? He’ll be investigated because of all the yelling. More of his victims will speak up because now they feel empowered by knowing they are not alone. There’s power in numbers and if enough of them yell out loud enough on the internet, the school in order to avoid bad press will look into it. A closed mouth doesn’t get fed. Since he took away their ability to record him and get proof, maybe the internet is the only tool they have left at their disposal. I’m here explaining to you this simple concept that a primary school student probably understands and you have the nerve to talk about my intelligence. When it’s obvious you don’t even possess the brain capacity of a rat. If you are smarter than a rat, why do you need this simple idea explained to you? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by komekn(m): 11:33pm On May 27 |
Amedino99: You joined the rabble of noise makers to spew utter garbage 🗑️. So answer the question ❓ I even gave him a clue by telling him it was singular not plural. Then I added was it justified the tag " waste man" . What exactly have you actually exposed ❓I was giving people who are block heads the opportunity to disgrace themselves 😲 in the public domain. Of course like the very wise man you are, you just fell for the bait into a rancid gutter. But let me help you to retrieve what's left of your small-minded parochial head 🗣️ Please 🥺 answer, was the tag I gave to Isaac Success without credence and not justifiable ❓ |
Business / Re: Army Reacts To Opening Of Banex Plaza by Llight101(m): 11:26pm On May 27 |
idahme:Maybe you should open a military market for them since they’re not humans. You don’t know how phone sellers behave, they’ll knowingly sell you a bad phone, sometimes they switch products while packaging….. come back to complain and see for yourself. Some are just evil. I don’t understand people again. Someone cheated on you, you complained and they called agberos to beat you up! Arrest that shop owner, in fact, everyone involved should be arrested and dealt with |
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Badmashiii: 11:20pm On May 27 |
Proddigeyy: Guy chill,the dude has a valid point. In the olden days,battle were fought with spears,swords and shields. The only advantage you can have over an equally armed adversary is your RAW PHYSICAL POWER. Nowadays mordern warfare have downplay the advantage of being physically stronger in a battlefield due to invention of guns,drones and all. Notwithstanding, being physically stronger is way better than being weak as a man. 5 Likes |
Culture / Re: What I Learnt From Yoruba Land - Azuka Onwuka by yinkabeauty: 11:12pm On May 27 |
duality: Even Lagos and Abuja still have villages on their soils, but apart from Lagos in (Southwest) and Abuja (FCT) , shey Cosmopolitan states no dey for south east ni? cos me I would like to become local government chairman in one of those states in the south - east. The rest of the so called rural states in South West also have good cities and towns apart from villages which are even filled with our friends from the south east dem dey enjoy themselves including cocoa farm works oooo...South West don try....only if other regions can reciprocate and be less hostile. If southwest is hostile perhaps it's a blessing in disguise for these lazy administrators who sleep under the disguise "Lagos is a cosmopolitan state" this crap of a talk. |
Education / Re: UNIBEN Lecturer, Tony Asekhuno, Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Students by eghuan1(m): 11:11pm On May 27 |
If them talk am, I go believe am. My department my lecturer that year. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 11:06pm On May 27 |
Android17:Winning epl with lecester city is more honorable than with city sighting both teams budget and quality of players. Mahrez did better with leicester city winning the league thana foden with city. |
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by luminouz(m): 11:05pm On May 27 |
Proddigeyy:Damn....you are so ignorant... It's jealousy and witchcraft-level envy that made you create a topic like this. You obviously don't have the muscles and it pains you deeply because women dey reject you. Receive healing or dog will bite you this week N.B: Post is for the OP, not you.. my bad!! 1 Like |
Family / If You Are A Parent, Don’t Let Children’s Day End Without Reading This by Damdeyz(m): 11:02pm On May 27 |
Are you making this common mistake with your children? Yes, the same mistake that over 80% of African parents make. What mistake you ask? Okay, interprete this street lingo below to find out. Dey play… Jus dey play Have you heard this slang before? What comes to your mind? If you don’t know, permit me to help. Acoording to Naija Street Pidgin deeshyionary 2024, Dey play… jus dey play means, “When person, abi pikin, don dey pass hin boundary, and you standa dey use one eye look am till when hin cup full.” Can also mean, “oncoming wahala wey no get brake”, “Trouble dey sleep, yanga dey dance go wake am.” Now, imagine a parent saying this to their child. Your first thought is that this would spell doom for such a child, right? Not really. Not in this case, no! A mother said these same words to her child, not as a warning but as an encouragement. That woman is Kanu Nwankwo’s mother... You see, mama Kanu understood the gift her child carried, and that he was different from other kids his age. And when he went out to play football, while other parents dettered their kids with the same adage, she urged him on, “Kanu, dey play… jus dey play. I know say one day you go make us proud.” As evidently captured in Peak’s popular advert. Pause and think for a minute... While one mother encouraged her child’s football gift till he became a legend, another flogged out the demon that made her son so obessed with football. You get the common mistake now? How many times have you as a parent, discouraged your child when you saw them display a different quality other than what you wanted from them? How many times have you compared your child to another? “Look at Obi, top of the class. Does he have two heads?” Did you know that it’s this early comparison that causes lots of envy and dissatisfaction, especially in Africa, when these kids become adults much later in life? Prince Ea once said, if you judge a fish by its ability to fly, it will spend its whole life thinking it’s stupid. Truth is, Obi doesn’t have two heads, but he might have a different head, after all. Obi might be cool headed for an academic career, while Bayo might be hot-headed and channeled towards a successful boxing career like Mike Tyson or Anthony Joshua. Dr. Olumide Emmanuel, of Common Sense Group, had this to say in one of his talks, which I paraphrase, *“Parenting is not just about childnirth or sending kids to school. It’s about studying and understanding each child’s gifts, and shooting them as arrows in the right direction where their gifts will bring out their best in life.* Do you really know your child? Do you really know their gifts, temperaments, strengths, weaknesses? *Do you know how to talk to your children so they listen, and how to listen so they talk to you?* My mum once was the senior boarding house mistress in a boarding school and when parents were summoned because their child broke some serious rules, many of them would say, “This child cannot kill a fly.” And she would reply, “This child has been eating smioked elephant meat for breakfast for a long time now.” The bottom line is, know your kids; from their gifts, to their temperaments, to their weaknesses, and their love languages, so you can guide them aright based on these differences. *Don’t raise them the old way. Don't raise them like everyone else. Don’t raise them with past questions.* You know these children are the leaders of tomorrow. And who best to lead them aright than you, proud parents? And that means we can determine how our country wiould turn out in the next 30 years, just by the way you parent your children now. So hear me. As a parent, if you believe your child needs to hear it, please tell them “Dey play, my pikin… you hear? Jus dey play.” It could make all the difference between their success and failure in life. ©Damilola Omoyele Writer || Speaker |
Romance / Ladies After Reading This U Will Realize Men Does Not Worth The Stress by orohbiro(f): 10:59pm On May 27 |
Off his boxers , li-ck his balls. Su-ck one ball after the other. Use your hand to stroke his rod. Up , down, gently. Now lower your mouth on his rod l-ick the cap sister. Then put all his rod in your mouth until it touch the base of your throat. hold his waist tight, this time he will hold your head , Don't su-ck fast, go gently and apply enough saliva. Then go to his balls again and su-ck them. Hold them together and su-ck them lightly. Now slide your puna in his rod slowly.. just insert the cap only and ride him slowly... Allow him to hold your boobs.. talk di-rty to him darling, now thrust everything inside. And bounce on him steadily, rotate your waist slowly Twerk on his preeq o... Twerk until he shouts ohh baby don't send me to heaven!! After doing all these to him he will still go and cheat on you. Men will be men
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 10:57pm On May 27 |
hensben: Foden also had a statistically better season than Mahrez so how did you define the impact? Both players won the league but Foden scored and assisted more than Mahrez. You say Mahrez had more impact but when it comes to Palmer you remove impact and talk stats. Should Watkins not be the one making the stats argument? |
Investment / Re: ' by Media145(m): 10:54pm On May 27 |
Let's do business. Chat me privately, let's talk. |
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by haybhi1(m): 10:48pm On May 27 |
tensazangetsu20:Damn, eff you bro, if you think we're all suffering in Nigeria, then you're capping. If you think we're all shits being Blacks, I bet my life, your capping is even on nuclear fusion chain reaction and antimatter energy. For all our struggles, I swear I've got friends living mad large in Nigeria, and none of them is doing fraud! I have access to some of the top guns (God bless Magician's soul always🙌🙌🏻🤲) in the field of freelancing, who now enlist for companies overseas full time and it's not even in programming. Around me are guys making some unfraudulent dough off the crypto world. AhmedXM is a northerner <30 y/o guy, richer than some politicians and he doesn't even do fraud—I beg the werey sotey, to teach me trading, he say unless I bring 300k, no less. I've seen guys doing so much to bolster themselves and the society, and things seem to be aligning. Harvard and the rest all came for Animashaun, but he settled for John Hopkins Medical school eventually, for their records and the mad cash that follows. Oxford kept on sponsoring Adebisi, even after he finished his MSc. Yeah, the economy is strangling for the majority of people, and I utterly hate our leaders and the state of things, but I bet some are perfectly doing okay. No be everybody dey beg. Omo, I don't know for you o, but I long to be part of the circle who will improve the status of Africa. I'm part of those who believe it will not continue like this for us, Blacks. I know there's no genetic difference in our brain's size or composition with the white, and thus believe we can still zoom. May you not have the experience that makes you get so introspective on why no place feels like home. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: Bride Wedding Gown That Set Tongues Wagging (Photos) by Bintasukai: 10:39pm On May 27 |
Kobojunkie: Wetin dis one Dey talk. Nairaland and all these mental patients. Dem go just quote you, dem no get point. Dem no get manners. Only cheap data. |
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by adrusa: 10:39pm On May 27 |
Xanderone: It is a lot easier to do than you think. Once you get the hang of it, which is very easy to do, it becomes a part of you. And the reward is sweet. I don't buy any smart thing if I can not "flash it" and put it completely under my control. I have Sonoff, Victron, Axpert, Wemo, Emporia, ANT BMS, JK-BMS, JBD BMS, Felicity, Easun products, etc and I talk to them locally without using the manufacturers' apps or internet connection. |
Business / Re: Army Reacts To Opening Of Banex Plaza by Roski1(m): 10:32pm On May 27 |
Afonja007:Just leave Northern Nigeria out of your rubbish talk oh. If na army you wan abuse na your business. But just leave us alone. Any little issue you will start dragging the north. The north really appreciates the sacrifice of these gentlemen who have taken the courage to sacrifice their lives for the Region and country rather than take up other civilian jobs. |
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by tensazangetsu20(m): 10:13pm On May 27 |
haybhi1: Too much story men. No be you support tunubu to be president. Anyway, you still have strength to talk cause the real suffering hasn't begun . You still found a way to insult Igbos. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: 3 Burnt To Death As SUV Collides With Truck In Lagos by Ishilove: 10:11pm On May 27 |
Goodvibes007:How are you better than Reno? You have left the topic of discourse to talk about what a politician will say about the incident. |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Undergoes Hair Transplant Surgery To Look Good For Fans by Ilekokonit: 10:05pm On May 27 |
immortalcrown: True talk. That's how Stella Obasanjo wanted to look good for OBJ for her upcoming 60th birthday and flew to Europe for liposuction fat removal surgery without telling President Obasanjo. The surgery was successful but alas there is some fat that is necessary for the human body to function well and her surgery removed too much of this vital fat and after the operation she suffered an asthmatic attack as a result of the fat removed from her body and died in traffic in a motor ambulance that was rushing her to a resuscitation center. My approach to anything health is if its not broken, don't fix it. I avoid doctors and hospitals like the plague although this might be because I was a medical Student at UI for 4 years and 20% of my classmates cheated to pass exams on top of a classmate whose dad was a Prof of medicine and he used to see exam questions before the actual exam date and he would circulate same to his close knit circle of friends before the exam date and they will end up scoring 100% in the exams consistently ?? |
Politics / Re: Why Ife Is Not Yoruba Land, It Belongs To The Igbos - Ooni And Prof Ade Obayemi by Armaggedon: 10:03pm On May 27 |
seunmsg:This one is already shaking out of insecurity. Pls what does "original inhabitants" mean? The Igbo were the original inhabitants of Ife and had installed, and practiced a culture based on their ancient Odinala religion of peace, of the divine rights of the individual and not of kings, of the protection and validation of the weak and infirm, of an artistic and creative value rather than of war and destruction. All these values are embodied in the myth of Obatala the sculptor and creative “demiurge” of current Yoruba mythology. You can continue with your feel-good fairy tale of the universe starting in Ile ife. We all talk ourselves into comfort but it can't be substituted with carefully research, as the professor has done.
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Politics / Re: Where Is Buhari Now After 8 Years Of His Administration? by Philipponzaghi: 9:54pm On May 27 |
Ah, this one na true talk o! Its like dem don forget say Baba exist sef. |
Religion / Re: The Atheists Costly Error: Assumption That Everything REAL Must Be TANGIBLE by TenQ: 9:43pm On May 27 |
JessicaRabbit:I have at least proved to you except if you still disagree that: 1. Not everything that Exist is Tangible. 2. I have a simple question for you: Let's say that A non material Alien exists and the Alien is the One who Created Everything seen and unseen in the Universe: How do you expect Him to look like? JessicaRabbit:Interestingly, you just failed the same basic test: Can you show Entropy decreasing without an external influence? A software is real BUT certainly not Tangible: can you show us how a software look like within a computer memory? JessicaRabbit:Apart from the fact that we know that programmers must have programmed our washing machine: can you show with some objective proof that the washing machine is run by a software? I am curious (don't tell me its the effects it produces) or it will be used against you (and you should honourably accept the conclusion). JessicaRabbit:You can take the lead as I have defined my terms: Atheists on Nairaland have ways of twisting simple and concise definitions to serve their purpose. JessicaRabbit:All I am saying is stating the obvious: If a computer was found on mars, we would conclude that it was brought there by some intelligent creatures and not that the computer evolved after trillions of years from the martian soil. JessicaRabbit:Are you concluding that consciousness is NOT real? Other than "effects" what is your physical and objective proof of consciousness (What is its mass, colour, frequency, dimensions etc)? JessicaRabbit:No madam. You can only know when a person is likely dreaming because of the movements of the eyes during sleep, otherwise, there is NO way to determine the content of anyone's dream. I guess, Dreams do NOT exist by the application of you Atheists philosophy! IS their any instrument that can narrate any ones dream? No! JessicaRabbit:What a contradiction? Increase in Entropy is increase in disorderliness. At maximum entropy, there is no single energy difference between one point and another. Energy difference is zero. Matter ceases to exist. It is not a mere philosophical argument: it is simple physics If the Entropy of the Universe is increasing, it proves that Infinite regress of cause and effect is impossible. Except you can show me that somehow a physics exist where the Entropy of the Universe will start decreasing at a point. I am waiting JessicaRabbit:See how you praise the god of Science. Nature indeed abhors a vacuum. When a person rejects the Creator, he automatically replaces Him with something far less, an idol. JessicaRabbit:It seems you dont get this point: Does it matter if a person is a 100% numerical illiterate, 2+3 will always be 5. What I was saying in other words is: Even if no humans existed in the world, 1+3 will still be 4. Mathematics exist regardless of whether we know it or not. Mathematics is just a discovery of some of the numeric laws on which our reality is founded. Pythagoras theory had been in operation well before it was discovered. JessicaRabbit:LOGIC does NOT require humans to be TRUE? The implication is that the coherence of LOGIC was not a human construct: it is fundamental to the universe. JessicaRabbit:It does ma! Please check! JessicaRabbit:No! Because they are not conscious! JessicaRabbit:LOL! JessicaRabbit:Why dont you answer he question: Atoms and Molecule is the building blocks of any cell: at what point did they acquire data and instructions? (I need you to explain the evolution from atoms to DNA) JessicaRabbit:You've just said this: Even though we don't yet know the answer to how the Universe got created, we are working on it. Any other theory is better than "God Created the Universe"! You argue so passionately like someone who knows the answer! I asked a question: Let's say that A non material Alien exists and the Alien is the One who Created Everything seen and unseen in the Universe: How do you expect Him to look like? JessicaRabbit:It did: the computer chip had evolved from a primordial soup of silicon, and the hardware had assembled itself through natural selection.. Silicon and the dopants Boron and Aluminium are elements abundant in the earth! |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Amedino99(m): 9:34pm On May 27 |
komekn:I know say as per your usual method, when Dem don open your yansh you go run dey talk about wetin no concern anybody. Most times you go dey move like person wey get selective amnesia as if you sabi say you don shit too much for this thread. 3 Likes
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Education / Re: UNIBEN Lecturer, Tony Asekhuno, Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Students by Emperormartin(m): 9:32pm On May 27 |
There was one lecturer like this in absu many years ago... But our girls don't talk about him. It's as if they enjoyed his lasciviousness towards them 6 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Android17: 9:31pm On May 27 |
hensben:Wait. Goals and assists did not matter for VVD right? Cool. If Goals and assists are fair game. I assume Palmer had 19 non-penalty goals right? And those goals helped his team win the league right? Because you said Foden won because Haaland was injured. So that means, even with a handicap, Foden elevated his team to a higher level abi? When Foden's striker was not playing, Foden still went on to decide games for his team abi? And his team was the best team? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:26pm On May 27 |
Android17:What concerns VVD to foden vs Palmer. When you nor see talk again you bring in another player. Foden and Palmer are both attackers, playing same position so it is a fair argument. Palmer beats Foden in all metrics; eye test, goals and assist and number of man of the match awards on match days. Foden won best player due to injury to Halaand at some point, if not, Halaand actaully dominated man of the match award for city on match days like Palmer for Chelsea. |
Business / Re: Army Reacts To Opening Of Banex Plaza by Ishilove: 9:24pm On May 27 |
idahme:Don't mind them. No civilian in their right senses will attack a uniformed army personnel. Those semi-literate, power drunk Lance Corporals are very fond of being violent towards civilians. Imagine one of them slapping an unarmed, defenceless woman into a dead faint last week. They probably took the same barbaric behavior to the Plaza and got a taste of their own medicine. I agree that it is a crime to manhandle any uniformed officer of the law, but the soldiers themselves don't respect their sacred uniform. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Lost The League Because They Didn't Have The Right Mentality - Rodri by Dollywood(m): 9:22pm On May 27 |
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