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All ma ex are still ma vey good friends but we r no longer together(same vicinity) and i call them my ex. But each time i see any of them, we feel lyk gettin down again and again cos they are proud of my relationship with them.

shymexx: Two untalented and unsophisticated clowns with strong Nigerian accent - one wears durag all the time, the other one is begging to be a yardie, with his locks. And they both dress awkward - sh.it that makes you say; "you can take a man out of the village, but you can't take the village out of him."

this explains ur kinda person. 'neva happy wen u see som1 progress' Morals is so much far away from ur vicinity too.

imagine giving an Okada man, N5,000 to giv u change for a fare of N200...

BusHouse: Improvised Explosive Device is also creative.

are u insinuating our Boko Brothers are creative too

thegoodjoehunt:
Brilliance and Creativity can break the barrier of Poverty. It just takes rethinking.

on Point!!!

Since the river is that Big and the longest in Asia, and also flowing, it must have washed its bed, thereby exposing a layer of the earth which must be rich in blood red coloured chemical. There is no end time attached to this incidence. Pollution might not have caused it too.*Just thinking aloud*

Pls, dont try this @ Home.... I mean in ur Home country, Nigeria.... Even with ur Papa or ur Leaders cos u'll be unconscious to tell some part of the story

How come ma Name isnt there?

She'ld av given them a permanent numerical marks on d face instead cos......... If dahz hair, then she'll have to do it again and again. *just thinking aloud*

owu saa gi, i mara ihe. Translated...''if poverty blow u, u will rethink.''

infact, internet should be banned...... It'll be better. Afterall, all these problems arose courtsey of the internet...... Ironically speaking my mind

Lordave: None of the above. Use Newspaper or cocoyam leaf.

bamboo leaves too.

Nairaland Dictionary Indeed....
Well,lemme add mine.

Joy Stick- Sticks which usually vary in sizes but possess similar shapes, best utilised mainly make Joy and other Ladies happy.

I'm .../12A/...Check nasarawa kopa on facebook. It'll help.

Some peepz commenting are yet to graduate not to talk of getting a call up letter. In my camp last March, A guy I know has his dreadlocks in camp and nothing happened. It's just to stand ur ground even if u're stirred by the security agents, It's ur nature. Tatoos are no problem too cos I saw more than enough this July Batch. I went back to Camp but as an official. But one thing with Braided hair as a guy is that you can be easily noticed and detected. There'll be no time to free style or dodge orientation activities and some camp officials will make mockery of you too.For your PPA, if you're endowed upstairs, i doubt if any school'll reject you. They'll see reasons to employ you if you're humble and present ur self very well, not minding the braided hair.

Well, i must add, fresh blood is sweeter and the students're easier to woe than villagers or ur fellow corper.

Well, i must add, fresh blood is sweeter and the students're easier to woe than villagers or ur fellow corper.

Obi is no longer a boy. Am now a graduate.

Q1-As a guy, can you allow ur gurl carry you in public like this?

Q2-As a girl, can you carry your guy in public like this?

Drop ur convincing reasons too (if any)

Have you ever wondered about this? A desert by definition is a landscape or area that receives very minimal amounts of precipitation.
The actual measurement to be considered a desert is
less than 250 mm per year, or around ten inches, and in fact nearly a third of the
entire Earth’s land surface is considered such!
The largest areas on Earth which fall into this description and category are actually both polar regions. Antarctica has a surface area of 5.5 million square miles, which makes it over two 2 million square
miles larger than the Sahara. In fact, the Sahara is the third largest, behind the
arctic region, which consists of parts of Alaska, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Russia!
Don’t worry, if someone corrects you that the Sahara isn’t the largest desert just
specify that it still is the world’s largest Subtropical, or non-polar, desert!

Source:
http://geology.com/records/largest-desert

Simply Tell your parents to leave and go to their own father's house, afterall, that's ur father's house. Then you'll have the whole house for yourself.

cindyrella: Why didn't you ask?

cos i know u don't have any link to back u up

Imanuelle: Yeye boy, yeye girl, yeye OP.

yeye comment

It was harvest of deaths in the Anambra State capital Thursday as four persons were feared dead when a trailer rammed into five other vehicles at the popular Nnamdi Azikiwe University junction,while an Okada rider was killed by armed robbers as he was going home.
Those killed when the driver of the trailer lost control, were street hawkers operating at the ever busy spot where heavy construction is going on.
Those injured during the accident were taken to the nearby hospital for treatment by men of the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC, who also deposited the dead bodies in the mortuary. Other security operatives later joined FRSC in controlling traffic in the area.
The vehicles involved in the accident at the ever busy junction where massive road rehabilitation is currently taking place were a trailer, a Toyota Camry, a Mercedes Benz with registration number,and a Mass Transit.
The owner of the ash- coloured Toyota Camry, Pastor Fabian Epechukwu said he was traveling to Warri in Delta state with some of his course mates at Nnamdi AzikiweUniversity when the incident took place.
The suspected armed robbers had shot the Okada and when he fell, they took his mobile telephone from his pocket and took his motorcycle. An eye witness said that the victim managed to get up and started running, but fell down after 100 meters and was later confirmed dead.

[quote author=190-the-clown]LOl and hw many tymes av u answered[/quote]Just the same Question I was about askin her too.

I dey vex 4 dis country wey i come frm no be joke oooo!!!

Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See olympics nah, go swim,dem dey fear water.

Zero medal 4 Naija: Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing 4 olympics, dem no dey.

Zero medal 4 Naija: Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 5km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, olympics reach make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot again.

Zero medal 4 Naija: Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko. See marathon 4 olympics, dem no shw face.

Zero medal 4 Naija: Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100metres race 4 Olympics, dem no sabi run again.

ZERO medal 4 Naija: Yoruba man go remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See boxing 4 olympics,we no see dem.

Zero medal 4 Naija: Warri man go say warri no dey carry last..... na wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own warri babe dey do for last 4 women 200metres race abi she think say one person dey her back?

Zero medal 4 Naija Na who even start that nonsense called NAIJA GOT TALENT sef...?!

All these things dey seriously give me Hyp-attack-sion. Which Way 9ja?

A gurl and a guy were taking a walk on a FIRST DATE, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ gurl saw a pair of shoes she liked and said Τ̲̅o thε̲̣̣̣̥ guy, "I forgot my purse at home, please give me N5000 to buy these shoes..." The guy deeped his hand into his pocket. Bringin out some Naira notes, he handed it over to the gurl, saying... "Take
this N100, go back home and bring Ūя̲̅Ūя̲̅ purse."
Is this guy WISE or STINGY??