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martin92: its because of unemployment dat is making pple do all dis shits 2 make money. 50 percent of nigeria moni is being held by 10 individuals. Smh. GOD BLESS AMERICA

Unemployment??.. and he have the accessed to get a USA visa which millions of nigeria are praying to have.....

speedyboi: Lol...how did u know? Have you been there b4? Lol...
But its true sha, the gaylords will soon ra/pe him to bits; especially if he is good looking and he is not muscular ....if he is effeminate, ah! That's the quickest way to attract rap/e.


NB :I've not been there b4 oooo....but I've heard testimony from ex-cons

I have not been there before i have fellas that have lived and dimed there all their life... Angola prison in louisiana is one of the world evil prison.. They use spoon to dis-virgin newbees by force by fire.

According my ex DAd... If u stay more a year in prison, u'll definetly wish u live there all your life.

rokiatu: funny beyond words.

Ok.. You'll think of me by keith urban.

Welcome to the united state of prison. Enjoy your stay in federal prison as you turn gay in couple of month.

Since i dont have ex or exs what should i put??

I pray say make USA handle the eediot after serving his years in uk. USA fit dashh am 30 years in prison with hard labor.

Format your memory and install kerpersky infidelity.

Liveair: Rubbish! Already asking for cash ON THE 1ST DATE. Typical naija babe mentality.

what makes u think it's naija babe mentality??

How many places have you been too?? . .

what naija guys complained about is the same thing my frnd from, tanzania, somali, kenya, brazil, ghana, cameroon, Ivory coaast, Liberia do complained about. It's not just a naija babe thing. It's humanistic culture for girls to ask from guys/

ayobase: 1. Not eating her food....try enter the kitchen once in a while to cook.
2. Coming home early than usual to play with ur kids or to get urself busy with anything without indulging her.
3. It might not be easy, but try no to make any sexual move...try lock up!
4. Calling friends on phone to chat...u can laugh out as loud as u can!
5. Wear ur tie anyhow....don bother!
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.wetin again!
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Its not that u wont talk to her, but like an acquaintance!

No try all this thing with akata girl oooo .

dem nor send at all, she go just log on to back page or craiglist to find one dope f*ck am.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Tell her to hire those Jamaican boyz, I swear the professor go soji. which kind thing be dis? [/quote]Is that what you call appeal in Naija sir?

[quote author=190*]
Not wen I've torn my Nigerian passport

Where angels wan deport me go -

Canada or australia[/quote]Haiti... Bcus them need pple due to the earthquake that happened years back.

Freiburger: one of the Angels there abi?

I think so.

Pukkah: Many parts of your account appeared to have come straight from the imagination of your human (religious) mind which you saw as pictures in your sleepy state.

I believe it's beyond the capacity of the human mind to fathom, comprehend or 'picture' God. The more you try to grasp him the more likely you are to fall into blasphemy and conjure things that are clearly beneath Him.

There are examples of some things in your account which border on blasphemy - God lives in a dome, God dances, God moves around, God prepares some things daily, etc. Haba!

Take it easy o.

Scientist don enter.

Freiburger: What if that your asylum is rejeted?

he go marry for greencard.

made in nigeria: Most of those pple we see as aunties and uncles for overseas ehn dem be enemy of progress..dem dey beef ur sister..make ur sista just do anything wey she wan do for that skool commot there go find work commot for that house..she should be thanking God that they have not harmed her sef

do you bother to read the post at all?

I don't know how fellas like you think. If you have access to free WIFI kindly use it in watching P0rn.

Do you know what it cost to feed a family in uk?

jay bee: I'm sorry to say that your friend's sister is just a cheap/greedy/irresponsible gyal and her sleeping with 4 guys doesn't justify her need to stay upgraded.
So how many guys is she gonna sleep with when she wants a car?

Fact of the matter is she had a phone then felt the need to prostitute herself further so she could fill her insecurities with a worthless piece of junk.

Anyhoo, that's beside the point.
The kid here needs a phone regardless of the make. Now if she feels bb makes economical sense then so be it.

Ok.... I gotchu.....

Why must it be bb?

The same evil gadget giving nigerian girls negative names.

There are so many nokia or sony phones she can get that same price with quality camera, since her main motive of having the phone is to take pics.

But if she insist on using the BB. Then the op have to take some measures. E.g paying for the internet plan and also the bb pin of a thing.

jay bee: A young lady willing to get pregnant doesn't need a bb as an enabler to do so.

When last have u been to naija??

My frnd sister slept with four guys in other to get bb porshe despite the fact my frnd sent her bold1. She said the bold1 is not in vogue again that she nee to be intown with the latest.

MiniDee: It's nothing ,my 15yr old brother has one,my 15yr old sister uses an iPhone .Nigerians we are too myopic.

Did u bother to ask where the op reside

Things like this are like bentley in surulere, mushin, ajegunle. If it's not, they wont be selling their body to get one or stealing just to be able to ping.

E.g.... Remi Aluko (fuji musician) was sent to 9 month in jail just bcus of bb.