₦airaland Forum

xanadus: you are a big olodo rabata. go and learn mechanic.

Coming from someone that drop out of primary school to join agbero.

OP.. Follow poliss advice... We have many on here that keep mute bcus of public embarrasment.

Its only in nigeria that we count this education as a ticket to heaven... I still remember my first year in UNI. 70% of student in my maths class is above 40 yrs...

Education is good but not a must for everyone..

When a nigga is broke as helll, unattractive girls become miss world to him...

Get rich or *** trying.

elektra: Hey guys. How are we? Arrived safe, trying to settle down. Ill need to get at apartment off campus cos dis on campus rates are off the roof. Anyone around university of south florida here? hurricane isaac coming our way so classes for tmrw r cancelled. Woohoo!

Mehn.. That hurricane sh*t is giving us sleepless night... The electricity is gonna be off till weds.....

Condom and pregnancy test.

nikkyshyne: People are wicked sha. Fighting is equal to entertainment.

here in amelica.. when pple fight, especially girls.. It's entertainment.

Naija girls have make it international.


http://www.jaguda.com/2012/08/26/nigerian-females-fight-in-houston-texas/

writejhn27: Nigerians we do over abuse everything even the social networks.

Can i call you cretin?

do you know how many teens that die every week in USA due to twitter and Facebook beef?

Always do research before you stream out stupidity.

Is ojukwu a hero and moreover, how will it look if we put carnivorous on a bank note....

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Thank u better person
My first job at one office,
I swear, the manager bought me a small board and maker for communication.
And a lot of videos with closed caption.
They hate nija accent.
I kept my nija accent for nija and modified accent for work
Hey when u r in ROME, BEHAVE LIKE THE ROMANS.[/quote]Pls dont allow me to call you CHUMP.

Your work need to be sue fo that shit. ahahahaahha

who told you they hate naija ascent

If naija ascent is that bad, have you listen to, Chinese, taiwan, japanese, indians, france..

If pple from those countries above speak English,, you'll almost ask for anti-bomb squad.

The thing is, You depreciate yourself at work thats why they count you low as fallow.

Do you know so many naija english scholar teaching in their university??

80% of Nigerians actors are SSCE holders..Yes

15% didnt study acting..YES

Entertainment industry in naija only works for money not award.. Yes.

Do they go for research ... NO

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Ol boy take It easy
No be fight
This na just observations, no be LAW.
CALM DOWN!!![/quote]You nor talk am say na observation.

You talk am like say na u implement the law.

Lordave: yea it's pelucid that Yorubas are tolerant. Now tell me of what relevance is your previous post to this thread? Highlighting and picking to pieces crimes committed in other regions just to daint their images and spare your tribe the disgrace by tagging yourselves saint. Oh I see, saints are exclusively synonymous to Yorubas. RESPECT.

So, most of what i mentioned mentioned there is false??

I'm not ignominy any tribe... I'm talking based on the fact of what's currently happening to my beloved country.

fubbyy: How is it not romantic? All you guys wants 2 hear everytime is Bleep Bleep Bleep, na waa o

Sue your school for refund for not knowing the meaning of ROMANCE.

dridowu: explain more better pls, especially on hydrogen peroxide and fertilizer......

Don't mind that 50 yrs deportee from haiti. He always say what he dream of not what he listen or read about.

ayobase: Dont tell me u dont know what coke is on the street!

We know what it is. So you mean if u go to gas station to buy coke cops will arrest you??

mind you,not all Americans call it pop. Most pple that call it pop are pple from the midwest. (chicago.

Lordave: I'm sorry, but this is UTTER stupidity. You are of age aren't you? It baffles me frequently on how some people freely flaunt their foolish.ness ostentatiously here on Nairaland without really thinking of what the repercussion could be. .RESPECT.

Well, As they say, we're tolerant not abusive. If my comment affect any part of your body, kindly remove it and donate it to herbalist Doctor.

chucky234: OP na Johnny just come for UK that's why him dey try flex muscle small.

Abiooooo

I need you to send me money repair my car which cost $2,200 or else, we're done.

[quote author=Stella_Bella]1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day![/quote]I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

Yes...

Kole Kole..

Toilet Cleaner...

Truck pusher.....

Poff Poff fryer..

Restaurant attendant..

BRB....

how's this romantic??

We all know that Nigeria belongs to we YORUBA. for the past 12 years now, we've not heard of goons developing themselves to attack the nation. But other tribes that claimed to be naija have done more than worst.

The Igbo's have been kidnapping and doing drugs local and international.

The hausa's (boko Haram) were killing pple for unknown fact.

The South South (Ijaw and co) developed mend to extorts money.

But we the Yoruba's have been praying severely for this country to get better bcus we know it belong to us.

God bless Yoruba's.

God punish devil......

Some girls will be coming here to rant about their type of guy..

Teju is 5.4 inches tall, not masculine, no six pack.. And yet he's getting married to this lovely queen.

For those of u girls thats still single and searching for the perfect man, keep on searching, @least by 2020, some1 will show up.