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Nairaland / General / Blog Reader’s Boyfriend Got Her Best Friend Pregnant.. Here’s Her Story! by seedorffits(m): 5:31pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Hi admin, My name is Bisi, we met once
about 2 years ago in Lagos. Sorry to bug u
but the truth is I have no one else to talk to
being that I just lost my best friend (not to
death anyway) , but truly I wish that was the
case. Please share my story on your blog.
I have being dating my ex since my days at
the University of Ibadan . He meant the world
to me and I to him. We couldn’t stand being
away from each other, which was what led
to him doing everything possible to make
sure we served together in Bayelsa. The only
time we were apart for so long was when I
travelled to Canada for My masters program.
My friend Nkechi on the other hand has been
my childhood friend. She also was close to
my boyfriend and three of us could best be
described as the three musketeers way back
in UI.
I remember jokingly telling Nkechi not to let
anyone snatch my man before I return, didn’t
know I was talking to the devil in person.
I got back 2 weeks ago only to see Nkechj
pregnant. I was indeed happy for her, while
also teasing her to show me her babydaddy.
I suspected something was wrong anyway
because how on earth can my bestfriend be
pregnant and she never mentioned it to me.
She never even talked about having a man in
her life not to talk of having sex to become
pregnant.
Yesterday my boyfriend broke the news to
me that he is getting married to Nkechi, that
he is the father of that baby she is carrying
and that’s why he has been avoiding love
making with me since I returned.
Admin, I felt the earth should just open up
and swallow me. I have crazy ideas building
up in my head, which even include ending our
lives. Please, if anybody can help, please do,
I am so lost. more http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/blog-post_18.html?m=1 http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/blog-post_18.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / See How A Woman Lost Her Marriage For Allowing Neighbours See Her N.akedness by seedorffits(m): 10:40am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Trouble is not good. A mother of six, Titilayo Abdul-Hammed, has lost her 17-year-old marriage for making her husband a laughing stock in the neighborhood. An Igando Customary Court in Lagos on Wednesday granted the request of her estranged husband, Minkail Abdul-Hammed. The husband, a 57yrs old cleric, had approached the court seeking to end his 17-year-old marriage with Titilayo, because her n*kedness was seen by everyone. Abdul-Hammed had said that his wife was always disgracing him in public as she was fond of tying only wrapper to watch television in the neighborhood. “I bought my wife clothes, but she will never wear them; she prefers to tie wrapper on her chest. “There was a day I came home from the mosque and was looking for my wife because she did not come for the Jumat prayer. “I was told she was in the third house, so I went there and met her in front of the TV with residents of that house despite the fact that I bought TV in all our rooms. “I queried her for preferring TV to mosque and ordered her to follow me home. She refused and as I was trying to drag her from the room, her wrapper dropped and behold my wife was neither wearing a pant nor a brassier. “The residents in the room saw my wife’s n*kedness live and direct and were making jest of us. I was embarrassed and ashamed .” The petitioner also accused his wife who was absent from court of being fetish. “Of recent, I noticed that my wife always lock her room and keep the key to herself whenever she wants to take her bath or do anything within the premises.“One day, she went to buy something and locked her room as usual. I searched for the duplicate key because I was curious and opened the door. “I sighted a paper in which a long incantation was written on and my name was mentioned… I took the paper to show her family members ,” he said. The Court President, Adegboyega Omilola, in his judgment said that it was obvious from available testimony and the respondent’s refusal to appear in court that the marriage had “hit the rock”.“Throughout the duration of this case, the respondent refused to honor court processes. Therefore, the court has no other choice than to dissolve the marriage. “The marriage between, Minkail Abdul-Hammed and Titilayo Abdul-Hammed is hereby dissolved. “Both parties are no longer husband and wife; they are free to marry any partner of their choice without any hindrances and molestation,” he said. photos is here http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/see-how-woman-lost-her-marriage-for.html?m=1 http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/see-how-woman-lost-her-marriage-for.html?m=1 |
Nairaland / General / Shocking : See What Happened To The Youngest Mother In Africa, Age 10 by seedorffits(m): 10:16am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Gladys Chelagat, Kenyan girl, become the youngest mother in Africa to give birth at age 10. The Young girl gave birth to her baby weighing 2.8kg at Kericho District Hospital in Kenya though a cesarean section, Doctors confirmedIts been years since she gave birth and the circumstances behind the story is yet to be ascertained as the man responsible for her pregnancy still unknown. But however the picture of her holding the baby in her arms with her innocent soul is still circulating on social media with alot of argument. while some ague that its a fallacy story other just hope and pray that she and her baby get enough support to grow and be healthy. Which ever way the story is we pray the mother and the baby are doing well. Image more photos http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/shocking-see-what-happened-to-youngest.html?m=1 http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/shocking-see-what-happened-to-youngest.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Nigerian Woman Publicly Begs A White Guy Money At A Traditional Wedding by seedorffits(m): 8:36am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Recession is really dealing with some Nigerians. According to Arese Ugwu, a Co-host on NdaniTV's who was at a traditional wedding yesterday took to her Instagram handle to narrate how she witnessed a waitress who had the nerves and boldness to write a letter to a white guy begging him for financial assistance. more photos http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/five-nigerians-have-been-named-to-vie.html?m=1 http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/five-nigerians-have-been-named-to-vie.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram Releases 21 Chibok Schoolgirls by seedorffits(m): 10:35am On Oct 13, 2016 |
It's been two years since the"Chibok girls" were stolen from their families. For the first time, we see some of the girls alive in avideo obtained by CNN, This is who they are:Islamist terrorist group, Boko Haram group, has reportedly released about twenty-one of the abducted Chibok schoolgirls to the Nigerian authorities. In April 2014, the terrorists abducted over 200 girls from theirdormitory in Girls Government Secondary School in Chibok, Borno State. According toSaharaReporters, the girls were picked up by military helicopter from Banki area of the state where the terrorist group dropped them off earlier on Thursday, October 13, 2016.Calls put across to the Nigerian Army spokesperson, Colonel SaniUsman went unanswered. However, response to a text message forwarded to him is still being awaited as at the time this report was filed.This is a developing story. More details to come. http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/breaking-news-boko-haram-releases-21.html?m=1
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Crime / Re: Three Killed In Calabar Cult War (Graphic Photos) by seedorffits(m): 5:28pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
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Nairaland / General / No Big Deal Stepping On Judges’ Toes In Fight Against Corruption’ by seedorffits(m): 5:21pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Says Govt has right to search anybody, anywhere, anytimeFEC okays N700 million for Federal secretariats in six statesThe Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammedon Wednesdaysaid there was nothing wrong in stepping on judges’ toes in the fight against corruption. It would be recalled that the Department of State Services (DSS) had last weekendstormed the houses of some judges, arrested them and recovered the huge sum of money in different denominations. But briefing State House correspondentsat the end of Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting presided by President Mohammadu Buhari, Mohammed said that there was nothing wrong with the method adopted by the DSS. Mohammed was accompanied by the Ministers of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola and Minister of Statefor Aviation, Hadi Sirika. While stressing that governors who haveimmunity are still open to investigation, he said that judges don’t even have immunity. He said: “What the government is concerned and passionate about is to fight corruption. In the process of fighting corruption, it is not unusual that you step on some very sensitive toes butthe question to ask and I think these hasbeen adequately answered by the Attorney General is that let’s remove emotion from facts.“One, do judges have immunity? The answer is no. Can judges be arrested? The answer is yes. Have judges that are serving been arrested in Nigeria? The answer is yes. Justice Okoli had been arrested and tried.“Now the next question to ask is what is the proper procedure for arresting anybody including judges? There must be properly executing of the search warrant. Was such presented? The answer again is yes. People have tried tomuddle the facts about when do you search the person’s house, the truth of the matter is that under the new criminal justice law, you can search anybody, anywhere, anytime.“Again they have tried to muddle issues by trying to say that the NJC is the only authority that can attend complain and discipline, the answer once again is no,” he added.He pointed out that there is a difference between what is happening to the judges now and when a judge is accused of professional misconduct. “If you suspect anybody including Governors who have immunity they are still subject to investigations.” He saidThe government, he said, has the highest respect for the judiciary and does not intend to ridicule the judiciary.“We are not painting the whole of the judges with the same brush but we also have a duty to fight corruption at whatever level and in doing so, we will doso within the ambit of the law.” He saidThe Minister expressed displeasure that some people have started raising issues that are completely irrelevant to the matter. He said: “Some people are saying oh, thereason why they went to some particular judges house is because the President wants somebody from one part of the country to be Chief Justice of Nigeria. I think that is preposterous.“I want to assure you that this government has no intention to humiliate the judiciary and for those whoare talking about separation of power, I think you are stretching it too far. I and members of the Executive, I can be invited by any arm of the government and I will go. So I think we should situatethis thing in the right perspective.” He addedHe recalled when 22 out of 32 judges in Ghana, who were caught on tape by journalists asking for a bribe, were dismissed in 2015. He added: “Yes it’s true that what is happening today has probably never happened at this level before but frankly speaking and with all due respect we do not intend to humiliate any judge, we have no intention to humiliate the judiciary but believe me what we have done we have done within the ambits of the law.“I think the Federal Government is being very careful with handling of this particular issue, I want to state clearly that this government believes very muchin separation of powers, this governmenthas a lot of respect for the judiciary and for obvious reasons, not just because the constitution says so but I think probably this is one cabinet that has the highest number of lawyers as ministers.“As at the last count about eleven or twelve council members are lawyers and we have female lawyers also in the cabinet until death robbed us of late Ocholi we had five SANs in our cabinet and I think this is unique, therefore you can understand the kind of respect we have for the judiciary. ”He also pointed out that the President himself, who sought to be President four times and had it thwarted three times, took his case to court on the three occasions. “He took his case to the judiciary, so I can say clearly that this administration has a lot of respect for the judiciary and Ithink I stand by what Mallam Garba Shehu said that please do not confuse the fight against corruption as a fight against judiciary,” he addedFashola disclosed that the FEC approvedN700 million for the completion of abandoned Federal secretariats in Anambra, Bayelsa, Gombe, Nasarawa, Osun and Zamfara states. According to him, the fund for the completion of the secretariat projects, which were abandoned since 2012, werecaptured in the 2016 budget.He said when completed, the projects would provide office accommodation to Federal Government staff deployed to the affected states. “They are at various stages of completion. There have been changes in cost as a result of project designs, amendment, cases where original location and contract are changed and they have to be redesigned in such structure,’’ he saidHe said that the second memo approvedby FEC from the ministry has to do with ongoing projects for the construction of the abandoned 10 megawatts Wind Farmpower project in Katsina state.According to him, the wind farm project is part of government’s strategic plan for renewable energy. He added that the project was a major component of the government’s road map towards achieving incremental power in the country. Fashola noted that the contract cost of the power project escalated following the kidnapping of the contractor, who after being rescued abandoned the project.Sirika said that the council approved an outline Business case for Industrial Port Development in Badagry, Lagos State. According to him, the Council also approved the relocation of flight training simulator from Lagos to Nigerian Collegeof Aviation Technology (NCAT), Zaria in Kaduna state, for the training of pilots and engineers. morei http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/no-big-deal-stepping-on-judges-toes-in.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Governor Ortom Recorvers Deadly Weapons From PDP Youths In Benue (see Photos) by seedorffits(m): 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Governor Samuel Ortom yesterday responded to statements credited to former Governor of the state, Gabriel Suswam who had earlier accused the present administration of fueling insecurity and the arrest of his loyalists among other accusations. Below is Governor Ortom's response: "The previous administration armed youths for the 2015 elections. Since we came in, what we have been doing is to try to change these youths by convincing them to bring those weapons which they did during the carrot approach of our amnesty programme. I hope that the former governor sees what is happening here - the number of weapons that have been received. When we say that over 600 of those weapons were received from the youths, some people were doubting but today, the media are here and can see things for themselves. Let the former governor come and see. He created insecurity but I am here to restore security by the grace of God. The Bible says the thief cometh not but to steal and destroy; but the son of God cometh to give life. I have come to give life to Benue people not to kill, not to steal or to destroy. I challenge him; we did not use violence in winning the election last year so we will not be distracted. But it is said that silence is consent, so we are bound to reply him when he talks about these things. All the challenges that are here today were anchored by him. He is the first governor of the state ever to be arraigned before a court of competent jurisdiction on fraud charges. So he should go and face his fraud charges instead of talking about his men being arrested everyday. Everyone arrested by security agencies is for one case or the other and the records are there - those who are in prison, those who are in detention. He can verify with security agencies. No one under my watch as Governor of Benue State has ever been arrested arbitrarily. How can we allow criminals to be terrorizing the people, to be killing people, to be kidnapping people, to be molesting people? As I have said before, I will not surrender Benue to criminals." photos is here http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/governor-ortom-recorvers-deadly-weapons.html?m=1
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Education / Re: BSU Medical Student, Victor, Is Dead (Photos) by seedorffits(m): 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
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Nairaland / General / Two Sisters Possessed By 'african Demons' Locked In Shed To 'cure' Them (photos) by seedorffits(m): 1:32pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Two sisters, believed to be possessed by demons, are kept under covers and locked up in a dirty shed as their family attempt to'cure' them .Both girls claim they can see a spectre of awoman of African descent entering their house every morning at around 3am.According to the parents, the girls shout:"There she is, there she is," before hitting out at the walls and screaming loudly. As a result, the two sisters, aged 23 and 18, are allegedly kept in a small shed with a mattress and a table with a Holy Cross on it. A cat is also said to be kept inside the shed, locked in a cage after it attacked other family members. The girls sit on threadbare mattresses stuffed with rue leaves, which are meant toward off evil spirits. Their father , who sells bananas to earn money, often brings priests and other 'healers' to visit his daughters in an attempt to exorcise them, but so far, nothing has worked. Neighbours believe the girls are victims of a spell, or have used a Ouija board in the past. Theologian Luis Riea Jimenez said:"According to what they say they see there is a spiritual entity that is disturbing and changing his personality. They have been affected in their psyche."You could say they are being manipulatedand therefore try to attack. Schizophrenia is the scientific term for what the Bible calls 'spirit possession'. more http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/two-sisters-possessed-by-demons-locked.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Breaking: Many Reportedly Killed As Bomb Blast Hits (pics) by seedorffits(m): 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
An unconfirmed number of people have been killed in a latest bomb blast at Muna garage in Maiduguri, the Borno state capital today, Wednesday.Members of the civilian JTF said evacuation is currently ongoing. According to a JTF member,“The suspected Boko Haram members were three in number and died in the suicide attack. For quite sometime now, the terrorists have been making frantic effort to attack Maiduguri, but we were always stopping them.“Just about five days ago another was killed who came through Jiddari polo side, coming from Alidawari village and now the attack today at Muna,” Kabiru Shuibu said. According to him, Soldiers and Police bomb squad have been detailed to the siteof the blast. However, a text have been sent to Major Ibrahim Mustapha of the 7 division Nigerian Army for confirmation but there was no reply as at this time of filing this report.But hospital sources in Maiduguri, the Borno state capital told Daily Post that 18 people were killed in the attack while 26 others were injured. . . more photos http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/breaking-many-reportedly-killed-as-bomb.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Breaking: SSS Releases All The Detained Judges by seedorffits(m): 11:35am On Oct 11, 2016 |
The State Security Service has released all the judges arrested during a nationwide sweep between Friday and Saturday, PREMIUM TIMES can report. Sources in the agency said all the seven judges were released on self-recognition. “They were all released on bail yesterday (Sunday) on self recognition,” one of our sources said. “They reported this morning (Monday) and they have all gone back home. They will be coming back tomorrow. And everything went very procedurally well and civil. “They were released on bail on self recognition based on the fact that given their standing in the society, they cannot run away. They were instructed that they should come back today by 10am. “They did report for investigation this morning and they have gone back home. And the investigation continues and preparation to charge them to court continued.” The source added, “Also, action was sequel to lack of cooperation by National Judicial Council. Such as refusal by the NJC to allow the affected persons to be questioned by the DSS. Investigation started some seven months ago, precisely in April 2016.” The crackdown has continued to generate mixed reactions across the country. More details soon… more and make ur money here http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/breaking-sss-releases-all-detained.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Photo: ‘mad’ Woman Arrested With 25 SIM Cards, Two ATM Cards by seedorffits(m): 10:39am On Oct 11, 2016 |
Twenty five SIM cards, two Automated Teller Machine (ATM) cards, different bank tellers and a working mobile telephone were yesterday recovered from a supposedly mad woman, pictured below, at Oshodi bus stop, Lagos State.The woman, it was learnt, has been living at the spot in the last two years. The items were discovered when the officials of the Nigeria Railway Corporation (NRC), who wanted to use the place, tried to evacuate her. An NRC official, who spoke on condition of anonymity to NewTelegraph, said the discovery of the SIM cards, ATM cards andbank tellers came to them as a surprise. He said:“The woman has being living at the spot for some time now. Recently, a canteen was built close to the spot where she is sitting, but some people whopatronise the canteen always complain about the presence of the woman. To our surprise, when we were about to evacuate her from the spot, about25 SIM cards, two ATM cards, different bank tellers and a phone were recovered from her. We don’t want another incident similar to that of Clifford Orji where human parts were recovered. We suspect the woman has someone she is working for. We are going to hand her over to the task force because we don’t want to take chances. The woman was behaving normally when we moved close to her, but suddenly she started putting upa strange behaviour and pretending to be alunatic. We don’t see her to be what she is claiming. ”A trader, who identified herself simply as Rebecca, told NewTelegraph that she did not believe the woman was a lunatic.“She used to come to my shop to buy detergent to wash her clothes and to bathe. I was surprised when she started behaving strangely now.Whenever she comes to buy from me, she always comes with crisp N500 notes. “There was a day I closed late, I saw someone who parked beside the road and was discussing with the woman. But I did not hear what they were saying.Out of curiosity, I went to her the following day to ask her who the person was. She said those who come to visit her were her family members. Government should clear lunatics from Oshodi and its environs,” shesaid. Another trader, who did not want her namein print, said the woman never begged for alms from passers-by. She said:“We also want the police to beam their searchlight on that angle, because she was not soliciting alms from people. They should ask her where she is getting the money she is spending from, because we don’t want to lose our children in the market.” more photos http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/photo-mad-woman-arrested-with-25-sim.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / “7 Unreal Factors That Often Cause Delay In Marriage” – Especially With Ladies by seedorffits(m): 10:26am On Oct 11, 2016 |
7 Unreal Factors That Can Cause Delay In Marriage, Especially With Ladies (Even In This Recession) I stumbled upon a thread by one young ‘lad’- y who emphatically professed how she was gonna cheat on his hubby for looking chubby. Wow! I ran into another where some guys were giving lectures as to what they desire in their wife-to-be. Even the marriages in my church has reduced sef. Marriage counselling hasn’t stopped counselling because the cash isn’t really there; Trad Wedd: Jan. 24th, White Wedd tentative date: May 11th, Haba! As Solomon, I looked carefully and I observed keenly, the problem is rather internal than external. Things have changed and our singles aren’t aware! At a Certain Age, your REQUIREMENT LIST of the spouse you want has to be cut down else you’ll be deluding yourself. Once a met a lady 30+, who said, “I really think some things I expect from my future hubby are non-existent, to be sincere. I must accept that.” Below are 7 of them- As a guy, this Epistle will go to the ladies. Ladies write ya own : 1. He must be 6 feet tall. God made some short and others tall. What does it have to do with whom you settle down with? Short lady, you can marry a short guy and give birth to tall kids. Who height even epp? Stop forming nonsense, if he truly loves and you sense it, accept and start something concrete. Don’t mind your friend’s advice o. You are leaving them behind. Once you are sure of the veracity of his love/affection, be focused. 2. He must be earning at least 100,000k. Some ladies here will deny they don’t care but check their hearts. Well, do I read the writing on the wall? Directly or…recession is prevalent here. How much is the least? Can’t say. If you TRULY love him, you don’t need my sermon to put up until he gets a breakthrough- bigger or a fresh job. I have seen couples marry small but are financial giants today. Stop “Alhajirising”! Kamar is a Dam! Nemisis is a niggur! You too, work. Build your home together. A controversial point, I guess. 3. Childishness/Immaturity. Okay, your friends dictate contoneu reading http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/7-unreal-factors-that-often-cause-delay.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Kcee Opens Up On His Relationship With E-money by seedorffits(m): 6:38pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Billionaire Brothers Kcee and E-money gets Fans and some people confused on the issue of which brother is older .However in an interview with Ife Salako of Naija FM, the Kcee clarifies it..saying thatE-Money is his younger brother and heeven sponsored his wedding. He said People ask me this question alot, but the important thing is the fact that we are brothers from the same parent, but to clear the air, I am the elder brother. He opened up on their relationship as brothers .....''Our relationship is really tight, I call it divine. Now let me shock you, I sponsored E- Money'swedding, I used to pay our rent because I was the first to start making money in my family''. I brought light, name and fame to the family but most people don't know the genesis and I don't need to explain to anyone.Watch the video ... SEE PHOTOS HERE http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/kcee-opens-up-on-his-relationship-with.html?m=1 |
Nairaland / General / 10 Types Of Assistant Boyfriends by seedorffits(m): 11:56am On Oct 10, 2016 |
There is a set of guys we popularly call assistant boyfriends. Just like the name suggests they are assistants to the real boyfriends. Some people might mistake it for a friend zoned guy but they are different. An assistant boyfriend is the mid- point between the real bobo and the one who has a duplex in friend zone avenue. The type of assistant boyfriend a guy is and the level of smartness will determine whether he becomes the main bobo or the friend-zoned one. Assistant boyfriends are important to most ladies because they play active and decisive roles to them and like I opined earlier, an assistant boyfriend has a good chance of upgrading to the main guy or downgrading to a friend-zoning. ABF as I will refer to it subsequently is not as good as being the main bobo but it’s definitely better than being in friend zone. One thing I want us to note is that many of us have been ABFs at different times. While some of us have ended up as main guys some among us also have become BOT chairmen as friend zone corporation. For others in multiple relationships, you might be a main guy in one and ABF in another. Here are the 10 types of ABFs from my observations. 1. ABF Finance He is the Dangote and Bill Gate rolled into one. The real money bag so to say. He’s in charge of all her finances. The wicked ladies might want to refer to him as “maga” or “mugu” but that’s unfair because bros is only being generous. Whenever she wants to pay her school fees, rent a new apartment, pay her rent that’s due or go on a shopping spree, his name is the one that pops up in her head. He’s the financier and caters for her financial needs. If he’s smart enough he might get more than the hugs and kisses and get to visit Aso Rock Villa but you can never tell with some guys. Dear lady are you feeling broke? Please look for an ABF Finance. 2. ABF Emotional Affairs He’s in charge of emotional matters. He’s most susceptible to ending up in a friend zone. He’s very close to the lady and also a confidante but that’s also his albatross. He’s knows everything that goes up in her relationship and acts as the chief adviser. He also advises her on who to date and who not to. You’ll always hear things like “Wristbangle see David has started again o, he’s no longer picking my calls” or “Tosyne2much can you believe Akin used another girl’s picture as his dp?” Or “smellymouth do you know that cute guy in our department? He just asked me out, should I tell him yes? Whenever she has issues with her bf or gets heartbroken, it’s the work of the ABF Emotional Affairs to provide emotional support; a shoulder to cry on. In fact some go the extent of having the contact of the main nigga and act as mediators whenever there’s a conflict. I was once in this category with a girl but in my own case a shoulder to cry on became a deek to ride on. 3. ABF Religious Affairs He’s the brother in the lord. They are mostly Bro David, Bro Samuel and Bro Joshua. Bros sees her as the one whom God might have chosen for him but she sees him as just her brother in the lord. On campus, he’s always coming to share tracts and devotionals with her. They read and study the bible together. They pray together. In fact if she has problems, bros sometimes to join her in fasting or even fast on her behalf. But because of his religious creed, he cannot even ask her out straight up. They are both workers in the fellowship and while Bro John hopes and pray God opens her eyes to see him as her dream husband, sister Rebecca continues going off campus to spend the weekend with Lalasticlal.a the main guy. At home, they know him in her house as the brother who comes every evening to do voice training with sister Hannah and discuss biblical issues with her. They know that every Sunday morning Bro Rasaq must come to their house to remind Sister Balqiz that they will be going for Nasfat prayers that morning. 4. ABF Stomach Infrastructure Like the name suggests, he’s responsible for stomach affairs. She remembers him whenever she goes hungry. He’s the one that takes her out for meals, buys her snacks and drinks. Whenever she feels like taking peppersoup and malt on a friday night, his name comes into remembrance. You’ll hear things like “and I feel like eating Shawarma oooo. Ok let me call kinglekan” I know many of these guys back on campus then. They are always ready to take the girls out to Tantalizers, Spices to take peppersoup and sminrnoff or to eat Amala Skye bank in Bodija with assorted meat yet they can’t buy even one bottle of Satzenbrau for their guys. At the end of it all na ordinary hug u go collect as thank you while she uses the energy given to her buy the food you bought to ride the main nigga to heaven. 5. ABF Repairs and Maintenance Baba is always the one responsible for repairs and maintenance of household items. If you fall under this category, you know yourself. You are always remembered when her wall socket gets burnt, she wants to change the bulb, her wristwatch suddenly stops working, her laptop needs to be reformatted, her small tiger gen is refusing to start or her extension bo blew off, then you fall under this category. Well December is almost here and she wants to repaint her room, bro go and get some of your clothes you no longer wear, change into them and grab the goddamn paint container and brush abeg. 6. ABF Defence and Strategy These ones are the defenders of the universe both online and offline. Whenever she posts a picture or write up on facebook or instagram. They are there to give her multiple likes and give her sweet comments. If anybody tries to give a negative comment on her, they go berserk launching missiles, grenades and nuclear weapons. On campus they are always there following her about as security guards. If the lady is the saucy type that can yab a dead man back to life, it is the ABF Defence and Strategy she runs to after finnaly getting her cup full and abusing those stronger than her father. You will hear her running and shouting at the same time “mrcork oooo I don abuse some mad guys o abeg come threaten them with your range rover” . .more is here http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/10-types-of-assistant-boyfriends.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Girls Vs Guys Night Out - Is This True by seedorffits(m): 7:44am On Oct 08, 2016 |
I know the guys are lying on this one. Lol. . . .MORE PHOTOS HERE http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/girls-vs-guys-night-out-is-this-true.html?m=1
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Nairaland / General / Check Out What Olamide Uploaded As He Landed In The UK For His Concert by seedorffits(m): 7:19pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
When you are a baller, everything you do is correct. Olamide is one of the most respected celebrities in Nigeria with a lot of follower-ship. He is currently in London for the YBNL UK Concert and he apologized to his fans for coming late. As it looks as if the other members of the crew arrived earlier than the boss. He is the boss anyways, no one queries the boss. See what he wrote: Eyin omo wobe ! Oya è regulate .. ema binupe Moh late . . more photos http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/check-out-what-olamide-uploaded-as-he.html?m=1
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Romance / Must Read: Letting Temptation (18+) PART 2 by seedorffits(m): 9:58am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Frankly speaking, I initially couldn’t completely concentrate on the rite before me because of the many thoughts of Mirabel. Why I should be having such thoughts was quite difficult to say but all the same, I was having them. I was particularly thrilled about her persona. She was such an energetic young girl and looked like one with a fabulous future! I was just jealous in a way for the lad she was going to get married to. He was definitely getting a complete woman! She was a great girl to have around; she’s always sounded intelligent and her manners so far had been fantastic! Then to crown it all, she was charming! That there, was the complete package! I so loved fortune or whatever it was, for bringing us to know each other. This wasn’t the traditional case of a mentored seeking a mentor. No. This was rather, the mentor seeking the mentored. I was hoping to continue watching her development both in the church and in her career. In fact, while we were driving, I had asked her a couple of things about her religious life. I asked her the last time she had a confession. Of course, it was easy to lie about it even though I was supposed to be the one she was going to confess to anyway. But she did say what looked like the truth when she said she hadn’t gone for one for over 3 years already. It was a stunning truth but one I easily understood given her past. She had refused to share her experience with the deacon with anyone in church since she was worried the deacon would be exposed. She only told me she wasn’t a virgin anymore because I asked her. That in itself, showed how innocent she was. If she had chosen to lie like most guilty spoilt adults would do, I was probably not going to find out. But Mirabel didn’t do that. Innocent Mirabel told me she wasn’t a virgin anymore! After Mass was over I had a couple of other meetings with certain leaders at the Parish. Renovation work had been going on at the old wing of the parish building and I was regularly briefed about any progress made. This time it was the last meeting I was going to have and as soon as it was over, I returned to my office to pack up for the night. For the past two months, I had been doing a study on the epistles of St. Paul and it had always kept me awake most nights. I had to pick up some new study materials from my office library before eventually calling it a day. My catechist who usually always waits behind until I had gone, was already waiting to carry my little luggage into the car. He’s been a wonderful servant to the Parish for several years and he was even the one who recommended Ignatius, my actual housekeeper who was currently on leave. In Ignatius I eventually found a very hardworking man who despite his age was always willing to learn. He had been with me for over 8 years and had served so honestly. While I may have gotten very excited by the prospect of having Mirabel as a handy personnel within the clergy- house, I still knew it was going to be difficult keeping her for so long. Ignatius would return at some point and I would have to welcome him back. That is what everybody understands should happen. That is what my catechist understands too and as he handed me my things and waved me good night, I also understood who was likely going to be the first worried man if I failed to go as he thinks. : http://freshvibesblog..my/2016/07/airtel-scraps-hourly-unlimited-night.html : Anyways, I got a little bit uncomfortable after I had returned to the Rectory. To begin with, Mirabel had done an unexpectedly brilliant job in my absence! She had firstly made me dinner which she had covered on the dining table. Then she got some bathwater heated up for me – this usually used to be a problem for me given the time required at times. She also gave the house a definite touch; arranging things into place just like it used to be when there was a housekeeper around! I was so pleased the moment I noticed all these and even though I suspected she had slept off, I told myself she was definitely going to get a salute for already knowing her way around in just a short time. The concern actually only came after I had finished having dinner and bathed. I had also changed into my Aaron robe (a robe I wore around at home) and was making it through the hallway leading to the staircase. I wanted to catch a quick sleep upstairs in my bedroom before waking later in the night for my study at my little library downstairs. Then while crossing Mirabel’s bedroom which was also accessed from the hallway, it occurred to me that I was yet to see how she settled into her new room. Of course, it used to serve Ignatius and it was always going to be a bit tiring putting your things together in an already occupied room. So I felt I had to check on her. However, when I walked in, I met more than I had bargained for! Mirabel was already asleep from what I could see, but that wasn’t the only thing I could see! She was indeed sleeping with a nightrobe (which I really doubted was hers given I had seen Ignatius wear it before) and it was barely covering her body as it should! She was facing the wall meaning she was going to have her buttocks towards me and because of the way her nightrobe hardly covered her, her entire buttocks was exposed to my first glance! The panty she was wearing was seeming like the only saving element in the encounter! And noutright surprise, even to myself, I cried out a quick prayer – engaging the Sign of the Cross countless times across my chest! I was visibly shaken and I hurriedly shut my eyes still muttering more prayers! I had seen the unthinkable and needed not to see anymore! Thus with eyes shut, I began to trace my way towards her in a bid to pull the nightrobe over her buttocks. Luckily, I succeeded in locating the dress but without mistakenly feeling up a number of places around her buttocks and thighs! Without wasting further time though, I quickly pulled the nightrobe down before opening my eyes. And I was soon out of her bedroom and back into the hallway. I paused for a moment making sure I had a clear head as well as offering more prayers. And then as soon as I felt I had calmed down, began to climb to my bedroom. It was unimaginable what had happened and no ear was going to bear hearing it! Female nudity in a Rectory?! Worse still, female nudity before a priest?! It was a perfect example of an abomination and I didn’t know how to explain to myself how I’d got to this point already! Even when I tried getting into sleep, I just couldn’t do so! Diverse thoughts crowded my head. I had to abandon sleep. I was going back down to resume my study. Downstairs too, I wasn’t concentrated. In fact, it only got worse! While I had been asking myself how I had allowed this to happen, this time around as I attempted going through some of my old written commentaries, I realized the thoughts had totally changed. Instead of just wondering about the possible reasons behind the ugly occurrence, several imaginations of what I had seen now kept creeping into my thoughts! The visual contact was actually very brief and almost negligible but I found my imaginations blowing it out of proportion! I found my thoughts analyzing pictures of how her panty had gripped the fleshy skin of her buttocks and even how the crack of her butt was evidently outlined as a little valley at the center of the fabric! ? When thoughts of what could have been if I had felt her Kittycat instead of her nightrobe when I tried covering her, began getting into my head, I knew real problems had come! Because from there, it graduated into a spree of several crazy thoughts which hardly allowed me concentrate on my study anymore! At some point, I had to temporary suspend my progress to stare blankly into space for several minutes! I couldn’t believe the brief seconds I spent looking at her semi-nudity had brought all this to me! It was the sound of the door to the living room, that brought me back to the present! Then when I looked up, it was Mirabel approaching the dinning from the living room. Given the way the Rectory was planned, one could see as much as a bit of the living room, then the dinning, the connecting lobby all the way into the kitchen, right from the library. It was quite a view and I guess the idea was to give the person studying at the library a quick access to all three spaces since they were the likely spaces he would always use after a study session. So as soon as Mirabel stepped into the living room, I easily spotted her in the darkness there and trailed her movement all the way to the dinning where she picked up a cup before walking straight to the kitchen. I instantly knew what she came out for – water! She was certainly the type that woke up at night to drink water. Anyways, while that wasn’t an issue, the actual issue surfaced when she flicked on the light bulb in the kitchen only to be revealed as just wearing a bra and a panty! That instant, I died within me! In fact, I didn’t even know when I repeated the Sign of the cross again and again; uttering the early parts of the Hail Mary! To Be Continued… WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 : Also like this page for more http://facebook.com/freshvibesblog
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Education / Notice To All Candidates For 2016/2017 Admission. by seedorffits(m): 1:38am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Please if you have checked your name on
the jamb
portal and you are not posted yet, don't
panic, because
according to
jamb the only thing that can stop a
candidate that has
attained the national cut off point from
being admitted
is his or her ssce results or does not have a
complete
documents (credentials).
All candidates will be posted accordingly,
either to his/
her most preferred or preferred but
everyone will be
posted.
Candidates with awaiting results shouldn't
bother
because all schools are directed not to deny
them
admission until their results is released and
their
eligibility confirmed.
If you have been posted, you are advised to
get all
your credentials ready and always visit your
school
website regularly to know your screening
dates.
I will always post any updates from school
concerning
admission screening.
Before 30th July the final list will be
uploaded on the
jamb portal and every one will be posted.
But until then
get all your credentials ready.
REQUIRED DOCUMENT FOR SCREENING
1. ORIGINAL jamb RESULTS (WITH PASSPORT)
2. jamb EXAMINATION PHOTO CARD.
3. WAEC CERTIFICATES OR COMPUTER PRINT
OUT/
PROOF OF AWAITING RESULTS FOR AWAITING
RESULTS CANDIDATES (STATEMENT OF RESULTS
NOT NEEDED)
4. BIRTH CERTIFICATES/AGE DECLARATIONS
5. CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN.
6. 4-12 COPIES OF COLOURED RECENT
PASSPORTS.
7. ONLINE PRINTOUT OF SCREENING
PHOTOCARD.
8. RECOMMENDATION LETTER DULY SIGNED OR
STAMPED.
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Education / Federal Ministry Of Edu Ascertains Dat Only JAMB by seedorffits(m): 1:20am On Jul 14, 2016 |
The Federal Ministry of Education has
reiterated
that the admission of candidates into
tertiary
institutions in the country remains the
responsibility of the Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB).
The Ministry equally disclosed that
institutions
have power only to screen candidates sent
to it
by JAMB in order to fish out those with anti-
social traits and suspicious credentials and
that
no university is allowed to have anything to
do
with any applicant who is not its student.
According to the Ministry’s Director, Press
and
Public Relations, Mr. Ben Bem Goong, the
cancellation of post-UTME remains and
screening for those admitted by JAMB is
limited
to only the examination of credentials and
physical examination of candidates to
ensure
they are not cultists and this should be done
upon resumption.
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Nairaland / General / Must Read: Letting Temptation (18+) PART 1 by seedorffits(m): 2:20pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
A story written by Dan Chucks…
No one can accuse me of any wrong
doing. After all, there was nothing
wrong with what I said two weeks ago
at the parish. It was the kind of things
Priests like myself and Pastors were
expected to do – help the needy; place
poor kids on scholarship and even foot
hospital bills for those who cannot
afford to. So I was only toeing in that
line when I asked every young teen
between the ages of 18 and 21 in the
church, who needed a little vacation job,
to apply through Deacon Agbo. Since I
would be needing someone to regularly
cook, clean my house and office until Mr.
Ignatius my housekeeper – who went to
briefly be with his daughter that recently
put to bed (he was a single parent);
returned from his visit, I had to throw
the ‘job’ offer open to young teenagers
in the church. I felt it was a good way of
assisting one of them and helping him
understand he could earn benefits if he
works hard. I was going to pay whoever
it finally turned out to be on a weekly
basis and he was going to use the guest
bedroom downstairs, at the Rectory
where I lived – at least, until his services
weren’t needed anymore. The only
requirements was that he had to have
the fear of god and the diligence to do
the little chores he would be required to
do, such as cooking and cleaning. And
of course, it had to be a male, for
obvious reasons.
She was the only girl who applied for
the position among over 25 applications
Deacon Agbo received and Mirabel
which she told me her name was, was
equally the youngest! She was exactly 18
years and 2 weeks old. And was getting
set to write her entrance matriculation
examination into the University. She was
so young and innocent that she felt not
even a tad of embarrassment or shame
telling me, during my interview with her,
that she wasn’t a virgin anymore! That
was after I had asked her if she was
already a member of the ‘Daughters of
Trichet’ – our parish society for young
virgin girls who are dedicated to giving
alms and showing mercy to the
community. It shocked me quite
significantly, as to how she could so
easily reveal that to me. But it also
explained in a very glaring way, that she
was still very innocent and naive. Of
course, I already had my rules and it
included that I wasn’t going to consider
any other persons outside the ‘male and
destitute’ bracket. But the later, was why
I even had to invite her for an interview.
Part of the application requirement was
to explain to the deacon why you
needed the ‘vacation job’ and the
deacon explained to me that she said
her parents won’t be able to pay for her
coming exams; so she had to apply. That
was what attracted the sympathy. And
she was seating with me at my office
Monday morning.
During our two-hour-plus chat, I got to
know more about Mirabel. While she
was still very young and probably
gullible, I could still attribute some of her
personal challenges to her parents. Most
especially, her mother. While we spoke,
she explained how her poor mum
would leave home for several days in
search of willing potential clients she
could do menial jobs for. Her dad was a
paralytic and had been retrenched out
of a job since Mirabel was 10. She had to
grow up mostly without the close
attention of her mum and with little or
no attention from her sick father either.
She struggled through Secondary school
and had to finish two years older than
usual. I had to blame her mum for the
avoidable problems because Mirabel told
me that her mum’s younger sister who
had recently secured a Federal job
began offering her the old shop where
she used to sell female shoes, knowing
she wasn’t going to be continuing with
the business. But her mum refused the
free offer, out of sheer ego – she wasn’t
comfortable continuing with a business
her younger sister had ‘just left’. Her ego
apparently put them through very
difficult times and it seriously affected
Mirabel’s growing up. She was
disvirgined by a late Deacon who I
happen to know very well. And that was
after her parents had to hand her over
to him for care when they couldn’t just
feed her and the little brother anymore.
The seeming absence of a mother’s
attention was telling on her. Even the
way she sat in my office that morning
(she couldn’t sit with your legs pressed
together for once), showed she missed
a thing or two in the ‘how to be a girl’
grooming classes.
?
Even though Mirabel was from a very
poor home and needed the job more
than anyone else, I wasn’t sure that was
the likely reason I began to consider her
for the role. Or maybe it was, but not the
major reason at all. I had to later
suspect, it was probably because she
was outlandishly beautiful! I already
know how that feels hearing that from a
priest, but I have to come out and say it.
I was by every inclination touched by the
radiating beauty of the young innocent
Mirabel! ?
The way she packed her hair that
morning was worthy of note and it
easily fit her finely cut face! Her eyes
were like glaring light bulbs and never
stopped looking excited, while the
perfect combination of her ridged nose
and pouty lips never ceased appealing to
me at every moment she smiled. The fact
that she was always laughing or
spotting a grin, was what particularly
caught my charm! Of course, I was a
priest and under celibacy. I don’t want
to say I am a virgin but I am, technically
– since I hadn’t touched a woman since
after I took my Vow of Chastity. I can
equally add, in a whisper though, that I
had a normal childhood and did what
other kids did. I had a few crushes and
saw a few nudies before teenage-hood
was over. I basically dropped most of
these habits though, except for
masturbation which I carried into the
Seminary. ‘Fortunately’ it was something
that was quite common within the walls
of the institution so I hardly found it
difficult getting on with it until I
eventually stopped it about 14 years
ago. That said, it does look clear that all
those were likely done out of youthful
stupidity and I always thought I
wouldn’t ever go back into them again –
most especially, masturbation. After all, I
was a 42 year old man now and it had
been like a millennium since I got
involved with any carnal lusting of the
soul! I couldn’t be so hurriedly pictured
as being lustfully driven already for
simply admitting that a young good-
looking girl like Mirabel was beautiful.
While it was always going to be
questionable for a female to share an
empty house with a male priest, I had to
think the fact she was in need, ‘might’
outweigh the question mark over the
decision. She had looked like a well
mannered and amiable girl during the
interview, and I was moved to bring her
home; even if I was obviously, letting
temptation!
**************************
Mirabel moved into my Rectory, Tuesday
Evening. It looked like none of us had
the desire to spend further time before
doing so. I sincerely was eager to assist
her and even wondered how the parish
hadn’t leant about herself and her family
before now. Probably, the parents
weren’t interested in approaching any
other deacons after the kind of
treatment they got from the previous
deacon – that is, if the parents were
aware of what he did to her. The deacon
was likely rotting in hell, given what he
had done to such a poor humble kid. He
had an opportunity to help just like I had
gotten and yet he spurned it. I was
already making the most of mine. I had
decided to add an additional N2,ooo to
the initial N5,ooo I had budgeted weekly
for the vacancy, just to make sure she
saves enough for herself. I was placing
her with some extra-classes where she
would be brushed up ahead of her
exam. I had also taken it upon myself to
pay for the entrance exam separately as
well as foot her first two tertiary tuition
fees when she eventually secures
admission into school. You needed to
see how overjoyed she was! She
laughed and laughed displaying her
finely arranged immaculate set of teeth!
She even almost embraced me if not for
the large office table between us! For
the first time in my life, I felt like I had a
daughter and got immense satisfaction
seeing her gladden up for what I had
promised to do for her! However, as I
drove her to her temporary home,
something deep inside of me, kept
insisting that I was doing all those for
the wrong reasons. Of course, I didn’t
waste any time in pushing such
thoughts away, with a very quick Sign of
the Cross!
As Mirabel moved in her bags, I got to
know how much property she actually
had, for the first time. She basically had
so little and I had to wonder how the
clothes she had with her could take her
through the 3 months she was going to
stay in the Rectory. I could only see a
small sling bag which I suspected
contained her very few shoes. And two
Nylon bags which I could see held her
cloths! There were no books, toiletries
and stuffs like that, let alone a jewelry
box! She was almost without anything! I
had to wonder where I would begin
helping from in that area. I had no
knowledge of female clothing and I was
scared giving her money to buy cloths
herself might be poor judgment. She
was such an unprivileged child. And
how I was happy to assist her every
difficulty. She didn’t even ever seem to
have any problems in the world! I think
that was what I loved most about her –
she was always cheerful and happy! She
was slightly a talkative and that made
her an immensely enjoyable person! Just
within the few hours I have got to know
her, she had already told me more than
a textbook worth of details about
herself and her family! She also told me
how she had announced the new
‘vacation job’ she got to her parents and
how they felt so relieved. I now knew
they were planning to come to my office
on a thank you visit sometime next
week. Of course, I tried discouraging
that as I wasn’t interested in receiving
any gratifications for what I was doing
for them. But that didn’t deter Mirabel
from continuing with her many
revelations! She made the very short
journey to my Rectory very enjoyable!
And even as I showed her around the
house, she openly displayed a soothing
acceptance for her new but temporary
home. Unfortunately, I had very few
minutes more before the Evening Mass
and was already almost running out of
time. I had to hand her over the key
since there was no way she could attend
Mass after just arriving. She needed the
time, to make herself comfortable.
To Be Continued…
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