₦airaland Forum

Okonikott: Our oga na Papa God, our Principal na Udom Emmanuel.

Hmmm are you serious

Ebola never finish, the poor boy wan invent another one.

HE SHOULD BE QUARANTINE

Who is your oga like ACA them get oga.Abi you wan muscle. Sha if you go give transport I go show

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For the poor guys only not a rich guy,

girls don't argue when you have money,

RICH GUY: I will buy you a wrists watch on your birthday

GIRL: oooh my God Thanks so much dearie, love you more

POOR GUY: I will buy you wrists watch on your birthday.

GIRL: you can't be serious

POOR GUY: Am serious

GIRL: so what do you want me to say now?

POOR GUY: I was just informing you to know if you will like it

GIRL: What if I say I don't like it

POOR GUY: Then you will tell me what else to buy

GIRL: What type of wrists watch do you even want to buy?

IF YOU FOLLOW HER HMMMM YOU GO ARGUE TIRE.

obakovich: She dey house. I know I had ur mom pregnant and she gave me prick lice

Not funny try harder next time Didn't ask of your dad cos I know you don't have, product of your kobo kobo prostitute mum. Your mum told you that your father died is cover up, ask her of your dad relation. You being born was a mistake.lol

obakovich: A friend of mine had first class and she went for masters. Its not a lie u poverty stricken He Goat

Your mother

top10nigeria: The good thing about nairaland is you’ll never know me so I can write everything and not worry about my identity.
I work offshore and my Wife works offshore(Sub-sea Engineer). I work 2weeks tour while she works 4weeks tour.
The surest way of working offshore is to graduate first Class Engineering/Geo Sciences. My Wife had a first Class Chemical Engineering and Mine is Electronics. Production Oil companies won’t even invite you for Aptitude test if you do not have a 2-1 that is 4.0 and above. And now we have a lot of Nigerians with masters from UK, so its becoming harder for them to employ people with first degree. Now I am assuming you don’t have connections and your Parents are as broke as mine were when they were sending me to school. So that is one path to working offshore and I will call these people employed directly by the Oil companies as Level 1.
Another path is to be a Technical Non-Pro, eg. Cook, Secretary, medical, laundry, welder, painter, deck hands, etc… To make it easier, I will label this Level 2. Most of these people are on contract so they don’t get same level of compensation.
Eg. The average cook/laundry staff earns 840,000/yr
Average Technical Support eg. Pipe fitter/secretary/Welder etc will earn 4-8million a year
But the level 1 guys earn more.
Eg. Personally I earned a total remuneration of 32million last year and my wife Earned 23million last year. (I work for the majors while my Wife works for a Drilling Company – the majors(Exxonmobil / Total/ Shell / Chevron / Agip) always pay more than the drilling (Schlumberger / Transocean / Halliburton)
So the first thing I want those who want to work offshore to do is decide what type of job they want to do offshore. Do you want to be Level 1 or Level 2?
Personally, I have 15yrs of experience and I work in a production company so I am high paying. I don’t think there is anybody within my team including the 2year olds who earns a TR of less than 20million.
So I will encourage you guys to go back to your books and read them so hard.
For me the best part of working offshore is the 2weeks off. I will not transfer to the office for a 200% increase in wages and maybe its because I started working offshore when I was 18. Plus I work on measurement and control systems, so I don’t do any physical work like my folks in mechanical who have to work on pumps, so I am on the best job in the world right now. Also, the Time off allows me to spend time on my other endeavors and For me that is the best part of working offshore. Note: My Wife hates it, but because I am away half of the time, she is managing the job until she can go back to school for her masters.
I hope this adds a different perspective to the conversation.

Your wife wants to go for masters, do first class do master's lies from the pit of hell

Nice story,

Spotted the girls,

So what next?

Don't only spot, spy, see, look, watch, view, etc


BRING BACK THE GIRLS THAT'S All WE WANT.

B

Slaughter humans beings,
Hmmmm
Aboki you think say na cow for suya?

Why they should not hire you?
ANSWER
Because your company does not want to grow.

£1billion

Hmmm I hear money tears drop for my eye. offs my TV to bed

I SMELL phone intimacy

Between N100m and N22.4m, how do we know which story is the truth Even the sharing formula of the N22.4m, 61 parents got 200k another 51 parents got 100k about 10 parents received nothing, how is that possible, were they not real parents of the abducted girls. My question is those that received 200k did they have 2 abducted children that they sold to the government(JONATHAN) 100k each ?

Don't mind their advert on The Guardian I went there there just want to collect your money 2000 naira from you.

Got a message that have gotten a job from them .Do they recruit for firms. Any idea Thanks