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mrletsgo:
This gen ins wicked. Somebori cannot even play wit u kèkèré.

Tooooorhh! Shebi you can see how wickend cutestcuty84 is baah, okay she has shown me her true karater, lemme just hold my corner an be washing..... Ahn ahn absolute wickendness wen is nor dat I want to learn kung-fu, cheii Iyaf suffer ooh. Murderer geh.
Chriswazo see suntin oh dis geh yaf murder me finish oh.

emmas2k570:
We just lost a Corper here in Bayelsa State Kaiama Camp........She died dis morning as a result of Asthma attack!

Aiii chimooh, God help us ooh.
Shey she no carry her inhaler dey waka nii
May her soul rest in peace in jesus name.

chiefojiji:
hello house ::::::::::::::::::::

y0rmee
posimii
justifiedcoyy
dipson546
segunk1
oluzdreamz
abbiie25
sheboss
Hachay
carexy
joshuachuks93
phate007




after taking 1 bottle of beer,i mistakenly removed solja cap for hin head and hitting it on his head, I was thinking he was a corper friend, not until he looked up and I realise say na solja, now i'm sitting on the ground, beer don clear for my face, what should I tell him just for him to let me go cus dey told us never to tell solja that Sorry sir or please sir or to prostrate for them........ help!!!

Lmao! Shebi I talk it that as you been dey do anyhow, now you don dey see anyhow u see yar sef

Lemme sharr epp you, u see ehn na prayer ooo, start with praise and worship small time tune enter speaking in tongues come make it voice dey fade small small like all those CAC pastors own with full energy, If the soldier flog you koboko no shout yeeeeeh oh, just dey shout Rrrreeekeeepoh Rrrrreeeekeeeepoh rrrhaaa rrrhhaaaa rrhhaaaa in high note..... I fromise u, u nogo reash one hour the soldier go leave you thank me later.

Chriswazo:
Segunk1, in wizkid voice, "I get many things to talk but i no know where to start".

Lol! No be only wizkid voice..... Na baba fryo own

Chriswazo:
, shuu! Segunk1 come see finishing. Spot on Mandibeauty!

Lol, bashnigga sorry u hear, Don't mind that geh I ve fromised her camf zero, am sure you ll want to see her from behind when she is doing the fhython dance

I think you can see chriswazo leading them hehebehehe!

mandibeauty:
Segunk1 must hear this... Mustack don spoil Chriswazo

Na u been dey tease my abulors dem abi Don't worry ur name is on the list of people going to camp zero.... Go go do python dance for there.

Chriswazo:
DJ SegunK1 come here, we need ur service. Abeg play Ycee ft. Olamide "Jagaban" may we d encourage to reach the 100 pages in the next hour.

Lol! Knacker don win am so lemme play Dr sid_Pop something for d guy.

cutestcuty84:
see mouth....recession yii bad o

buh if my mouth is bend you can use kizzing to reshape it nah

cutestcuty84:
Lols....I Dont even know what to say anymore..The mata weak me pass anytin...
Continu laughing at me o :-

No babe wait... No fex for me pls is just that the way you were talking about the mata wos funnying me and makes me want to piss on my body but seriously seriously I wee nor laff like dat again, I prrormize ou (in falz's voice)

Mustack:
Baby b4 for serve me I want to see your behind. Its part of the business to exermine

Tiff, which behind did u want to see is that why you are yhere? Comon drink your water and go home..... Rrrrrrrubinch

Chriswazo:
Chaiii! u sabi remember things o.

no fit forget things like that oooh.

Mexyz:
correct babe, oya open door enter, I dey wait for you for my room correct babe, oya open door enter, I dey wait for you for my room

OMG! Guys are performing all these here Okay camp zero awaits you ahead

Chriswazo:
Lol, this my goon, u too like the emboldened, finally no be today e start.

Abulor what will I do now

Chriswazo:
No be small matter o, d tin shock me o. Segunk1 goon mi u don try to hala me , have been shuttling intra states recently, that's why.

, cutestcuty84, u mean u where asked to write an application letter attached with ur CV just for Nkwobi joint attendant? segunk1 come see murder o

U can see that woman is a bad fefe soup seller, bae that just recovered recently... Naim that woman wan com give her life threatening work with conditions again, Nooo ko le werk, if to say I dey there ehn I go jos tell the woman waakaarh! Com grab cutestcuty84 hand dey drag her go awse com go tell her mom say "mommy pls I beg you Don't allow this geh to goan be finding any yeh-yeh work again ejor Ma" con give her 5 carton of wafer biscuite make she dey chop if she dey feel bored.

Ahn ahn! See them from page 92 wey I go sleep for midnight, una don com enter page 99.9 before I open eyes like say na fill in the gap game shoooo.

I com dey read dey pursue dem for yansh come be like say I dey slow-read like snail.

Yhmmm see guys fighting for 100th page ntoorrhhh!

Knacker congrat jare, d guy pass backyard murder them

I just pray start this with 17A....
NYSC Working To Increase Corpers Allowances, Orders All States To Pay N10,000 Monthly Allowances

Brig.Gen Suleiman Sanusi Kazaure, Director General of the National Youths Service Corps, NYSC, has announced that there are ongoing plans by the scheme to demand for improved allowances for serving corps members across the country.


Gen. Kazaure, made the disclosure on Thursday, during the inspection tour of the permanent NYSC camp in Kebbi.

According to the DG, all state governments were also expected to carry out upward review of their local allowances from what they are paying now to N10,000 monthly.

Serving members of the scheme collect bicycle allowance of N1,500 and N3,000 intra-states transports while monthly allowances remained N19,800.

The D-G, who was represented by the Director of General Service, NYSC Headquarters, Alhaji Basauri Sanusu Yakasai, spoke to journalists after inspection of facilities in the camp.

He added that the scheme, through the Ministry of Education, is putting measures in place to push a new budget forward to the Ministry of Finance to review corps members local, states and monthly allowances.
#Copied.
http://adelove.com/2017/02/02/nysc-working-to-increase-corpers-allowances-orders-all-states-to-pay-n10000-monthly-allowances/

Mehn!!! See how this place come dry like desert chaiii, drilling for camp don dey enter another level nii abi wetin dey happen

Wheriz my abulor kunkulu chriswazo, you will not come and order now before cutestcuty84 resign now

Mustack:
give me plastic bottle water. its my favourite

Ahh! Okay you can have a dozen of that then, just ask cuty baby is ready for you

cutestcuty84:
*sad face* see what m saying now...I never even start work niyen o....I Dont have passion for teaching....ts not just my way o and I won't cos of my selfishness take up teaching cos many pickin go fail,lols....I hope fashion school clicks on time,atleast I wee be self employed for the main time...
BTW u too like food....the pepper soup that is just like yellow fever...hian u wee just vomit

Yes I agree with you dear, its good for you to go for what you have passion for cos you lld be very pro-active and productive there than any other field.

Lol! Am unbothered bae, in as mush as its you serving me I won't vomit cos I trust your hygiene

Bashnigga:
Ah ah!!! OK pop dey learn na......
I don't think she has.....indomie generation tinz

Badt guy shop knucklesssss,
But that indomie generation thing ehn.... Maybe.
But is nor me that talk it oooh, angelswt come an sheck my armpit, there is no bear bear there ooo

cutestcuty84:
Melzy warn ursef o...Go to mama nkechi if u want to drink pepper soup nah...han han Melzy warn ursef o...Go to mama nkechi if u want to drink pepper soup nah...han han

Lmao! U need not to be angry with mexyz my dear, just serve my people 2 bottles round and I ll pay you handsomely, while doing that lemme mix davido_owo ni koko with falz_soft work for you, so that everything will go smoothly

Mexyz:
mandibeauty, I ve found my missing rib on your profile pic oooooo.... The beauty with the "Have" is doing me one kind for belle.... my eyes got lightened up immediately I saw her face, see as God dash one person that kind beauty and smile... Abeg mandibeauty make we see for outside gate, I need to discuss something important with you.

Tiff, see his eyes like opolo own.

christly99:
Hmmmm, so u guys cannot even wait for sombori ehn. Just to go and charge my phone u guyz are on page 93. Issoryt

Oya sorry fine geh, enter through the back door.

cutestcuty84:
He knows but I can't blame him because the woman said she needed a P.A not someone that would be serving and washing plates...She even askd me to write application letter attached with CV...The kiosk sef is very small and ts something she can manage herself,I doubt if she can raise 5k as salary for me. To even think she carry state of origin issue enter am.She was segregating..Its just well ,I Dont want to remember.

Ahn ahn!sweetheart you no tell me this part now lwkmd! Cuty pls just stop abeg piss don dey worry me (wiping my tears)
App letter attchd with C.v? For nkwobi kontaina joint Chaiii graduates don suffer oooh.
But wait ooh she no ask you medical report and birth certificate
Now I can feel your pain, pele so'gbor.

Bashnigga:
Never knew the name was balewa, bt I knw I spent alot of my bucks back then on em

Correct guy! Oya tell me if e no sweet pass ok pop, be like say angelswt never lick am before

cutestcuty84:
I dey here o...if I tell u wetin my eyes don see for the past few days enhhh untop employment mata and I no just get time for phone..m just tired of sitting at home as fashion school never click.Na so someone carry me go see one woman who needed a P.A.....I was happy but on getting dere,chaii na peppersoup and nkowbi madam dey sell.to even think some uneducated fellows were already calling fine geh dis.,fine geh that...can u imagine!!!.make I con dey use bsc in Masscomm sell nkwobi ...I just taya

Lmao! Pele my dear, u better goan be joining mommy in shop and assist her to do anything, or find part-time Teashing job for private school.
If not for nysc and Fg that allowed spill over of 2016 to enter 2017, am sure by now you lld be engaged with nysc online registration and not searshing for job.

And mind you before you go, gimme a plate of nkwobi and pepper soup with 5 bottles of malta guinness to wash it down and you can also give every body in the house 2 bottles of whatsoever they need in my name, sorry just turn your back lemme access your lower behind too
*na joke oooh* cheii some men na skoinnn..

Phunkyposh:
Alu.............when did we start roff that we are now kissing

Ewooo! Philgbeee sorry ooh.
This geh is a wiket pezin.

Mustack:
A BREAD AT HAND IS BETTER THAT NONE..
I READ A POST INFORMING GRADUATE ABOUT THIS SITUATION THAT INSTEAD OF STAYING AT HOME DOING NOTHING YOU CAN VENTURE IN ANY BUSINESS SUCH AS FAMILY BUSINESS FOR THE MAIN TIME THEN SEEKING FOR ANOTHER JOB.. MY SIS EVEN THE OFFICE JOB AM DOING IS FULL OF FRUSTRATION WITH A PALTRY SUM OF 12,000 INCLUDIND DAILY FEEDIND ONLY LUNCH AND HOUSE STAY MAKE IT DIFFERENT AND MANAGABLE. MY SIS TAKE IT AND REGARD IT AS YOUR WAY TO GROW UP. THE ECONOMY IS NOT FRIENDLY SIS A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

My guy you are right but that bear parlor thing isn't it at all, I once worked there as a dj and I know how ladies are being harassed, some just assume you are part of those call girls and when you pass by they ll just smack ur butt or even do more and you must not fight them...
Peppersoup joint isn't it at all except you are ready for the orisirisi customers brings your way.
Make pesin dey work for restaurant or sell resharge card sef dey far far better walahi.

LarrySmiles01:
Sharliz et al in oyo camp, hope you guys are ok? Heard there way a collapse at the NCCF in the camp. Please you guys should respond.

Saw that on nysc official fbk wall too, sharliz baby hope you guys are not affected

Ahn ahn wos hapening yhere, first of all where is my baby @cutestcuty84 who epp me see her abeg