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@ Tejohwo ; so we should be collecting/depositing sperm upandan when we r nt yet married becus we wanto add weight abi? Kontinu with your advice,you hear?

Mszinny : yes,everywhere will b big/full o(stomach,bumbum,brees,everywhere)

Yuneehk : babyboo mama gat you anyday,anytime! Get in here for your 'quicker,baddest solution

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Well,not too expensive; N1,200 PER SATCHET(10 in a satchet),one will last you for 5days,and you have to use it for close to 3mths. You can do d calculation. Remember to buy good blood capsule (in addition to mosegor) and stock the whole house with foodstuffs. Finally,be ready to eat on the move(real food bro).

StupidYorubaFool:
how much is the mosegor and did it take long before your health showed up and does it have any side effects?

anticipating your soonest reply pls

ask your gf

femi4:
What is MP? Music Player?

My own body will 'completely burn' the residual deposits.

jahsson:
Careful of side effects... Drugs always leave residual deposits that the body cannot completely burn... So be careful in trying to add a lil flesh.. #saynotodrugs

No side effect,just make sure you eat well.

toluine56:
Hope no side effects or long term consequences

OP is a guy! my bad *coversface*

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Pls tell him o.

dapsonlou:
Do you ever consider maybe he's not her choice? Or maybe she think she can do better? Or simply maybe they are not on the same level relationship wise

some guys sef. Isn't it obvious she doesn't want anything 2do with you? She's 28! She's not playing any "hard-to-get' dumb games with you. She just doesn't want you. Stick that to your brain and back off. You tend to irritate her more by bn desperate!

See saraki mouth like:wariz dis palapala? am i d only one seeing dis?

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So guys,on a scale of 'cooked' to 'well-over cooked'. How damaged would you rate your dangly bits?

pocohantas:
Staff please.
Nice story...do you have your tailoring store now?

Not yet o,i don't even know what to do with all the skills yet. I was telling someone about my interest in cakemaking and d guy said 'one day you will wake up and decide to learn how to build house on your own'

I remember when i got admission @16 and my guardian in d same state said i must stay with her because i was too young to b living alone,say i fit get belle sef because of too much 'freedom' and i was like 'emagbami ke'.

Fast forward to 4yrs later when i came to lagos for my NYSC and i was staying with one of my uncle,My uncle's wife ehn! I told her about my interest in tailoring and to have a fashion store after nysc,she said 'God forbid' how can a university grad stoop so low to become a tailor. Few mths after i started my first job,i just cooked up one story dat my company provided accomodation to all staffs staying on d mainland. Omolomo larin ero, I rented an apartment,learnt as many skills as possible,switch jobs,did business as i like. I hardly invite my female friends to d house sef not to talk of a guy. Life is too short to be bothered abt 'society view'.

Hahahahaha. Why so mean?

freecocoa:
My fliend keep kwayet.

hmmmm. N20M loun-loun. Abeg,my name is charity.

Sure,i will read nd digest it . Thanks

cescky:
sorry ihavent logged in since then

but ijust saw this..... ive sent


Read it oo...remember the most successful people in work,marriage. etc are all readers take your time and digest the book and lemme know what u think.......

gracias.

afroluxpaint:
since you are a practising muslim why not try this prayer. all you have to do on a daily basis is to recite chapter 28 verse 24 in the holy quran. this verse is recommended for all muslim to recite all the time if not memorize.
whenever you feel lonely or feels the pain of not having a spouse then you recite the prayer. you could read this many times in any mode of your daily activities. before the prayer after the prayer walking, standing at any where. its recommended you recites the supplication at least ten times before you now ask in a similar way, o Allah you have made every living things in pair. the sincere beautiful and pious pair you you have created for me, please give it to me.
its believed within 4month insha Allah He would alleviate your pains and provide your spouse for you
for more details on this you could like the page "holy Quran the complete code of life" on facebook. my own problem is quite similar to yours. ive started this prayer my self.

kontinu. u hear?

shumuel:
www.nairaland.com/3374195/ever-get-married

lalasticlala is a busy man, he might take too long, so i have place it upon myself to do the introduction, Oyah lets go

Ibx1976 meet seizethaBae

it was a rhetorical question.

masseratti:
really? u opened an account early in the year to post in October? wow, i clap for u, God bless your ministry

@dyt nd funjosh, basically d biz was/is all abt producing handmade accessories/wears frm home nd sell online(jumia,konga etc) .

Dyt:
See me following you like fly

hope no p sir?

Sirbun:
Write me immediately or whatsapp me.. 004915145930419 or 004915217118711,, I don't care where you came from just reach me

Good luck accepting dis poo. that means if a mad person/any one dat is interested in you toast u , just accept nd marry d person u hear,so he/she doesnt cry to sleep at nyt nd start cursing u.

OldEagle:
Black fire Abeg send me ur watsap this matter u dey talk e dey like say I dun enter I dey suspect one Babe fit dun do d same o

oya pm me,will tell u all 'bout it.

Funjosh:
Abeg tell me more about the home biz you are doing I mean the working at home biz you are doing before you get your well paid job biko

what is dis one saying?,i opend nairaland acct ealier dis year as part of my strategy to create dis post by sept?. God! some level of common sense tho.

masseratti:
am baffled that you guys don't know that there are males forming female on Nairaland, the op in my opinion, I might be wrong tho is one of them, am not saying the story is not common, but If you read the words very well? you will figure the op out.

i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. what part of this sentence is hard for most advisers to understand? okay let me retwist d sentence:he is just too perfect dat is why i kept praying to GOD to atleast like him 20% so i dont lose him.

Toks2008:
I would have sent you a mail but since you don't like perfect guys make I kuku Sidon dey look...

Because me I be near perfect o..TDH with correct brain and I still get money to pay my bills.

But the wahala be say I'm too principled and I am a no nonsense man...

where have u been bro? I AM SO PRINTING THIS PIECE. you have no idea how much dis comment will change my perception. you have no idea. Thanks so much. this is exactly what i need.

humilitypays:
‎I know my comment may come late, but let me say this for the single ladies that may read it.


The number 1 mistake‎ ladies make while searching, waiting and screening potential suitors is:

1. Ladies mostly think about: Me, I, Myself...without considering the other party they want to meet.

How do I mean? 

You are a lady, u want a tall, dark, neat, intelligent, handsome man earning good income‎, but then, u fail to ask yourself: do I meet the standard this type of man I want to settle with wants in a lady? Do I have the qualities this my dream man want in a lady he would want to commit to and settle with

Some ladies aren't that physically beautiful and attractive, yet they want a hot looking guy that also has money, how come It may happen to a very few lucky ladies by luck and destiny, but it's very rare!‎

Some ladies are so damn broke, no job, no career, no business, no handwork, no nothing and they don't look exceedingly beautiful (not the beauty is in the eyes of the beholder type of beauty o), and they want a tall, dark/fair, handsome guy with good income source, how come

Many ladies feel they are smart, intelligent, classy, but to their dream man (the type of man they desire), they are dull, unintelligent, tacky and not up to his standard.

Ladies forget easily that men also have standard o (very high standard o).
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This is where compromise comes into play....marriage isn't all about emotional love, butterfly love, tikini love....love fades away...Angelina Jolie was madly in love with  ‎Brad Pitt, but today they are about divorcing and no longer in love...Kim K was madly in love with Ray J that she gave him her virginity, but today, Kim K hates Ray J with passion and now loves Kanye West she never gave a chance. Tiwa Savage was once in love with Tee Billz, but today, the love has turn sour! 


So as a lady, while u are busy listing the qualities u want in your dream man, please also bring out a check list to mark the qualities u have that will make u that your dream man's dream woman!

You may have average hips/as$/bo0bs/no-flat-tummy, etc and your dream man wants a lady with big hips/as$/b0obs/flat tummy/tiny voice, etc. What then happens? There will be conflict of interest and unfortunately, the man makes the final decision when it comes to deciding who to marry, sadly.‎

The more refined a man is, the higher his taste of women; this is one of the reasons men cheat even after marrying hot women....our taste in women changes as we become more financially, politically and academically exposed! So there's high possibility that your dream man may not find u attractive and good enough for himself, sadly.‎
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If u want to be happy in marriage and in life generally, learn to love those who love you and stop fantasizing about those who don't want u!

When it comes to choosing a life partner, God and nature gave men that sole right to decide...so it's not your fault....it is only a man that can decide who to marry and when to marry.

You may think u are very beautiful and hot (most women think so due to several irrelevant complements they receive from both unserious, promiscuous and serious guys), but to those kind of guys u fancy and desire, u are below their standard in terms of physical beauty, character, intelligence, academics, smartness, home-keeping, humor, etc....but u won't know because u feel since u have a good job, u are good to go.

Note: on a normal day, all things being equal, financial status of a lady is never on the list of the 5 major qualities men look out for in a would-be wife.
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Some of the qualities men consider first are:‎

1. Physical beauty/attractiveness
2. Character/morality/respect/humility
3. Home-keeping ability
4. Ability to communicate effectively
5. Friendliness

And maybe
6. Financial status/type of job/career
7. Family background
8. Etc

So check yourself very well; do u really have the qualities of a woman that your dream guy wants in a woman

Everything is not about religion and prayer, God has given us wisdom to make choices and take responsibility of our lives, so use that wisdom!

Love is never enough reason to marry any man or woman! Marriage takes more than emotional love that fades away with time and familiarity!

Marriage need stable income, mutual respect, understanding, sacrifice, patience, humility and tolerance to stand than it needs emotional love! 

Wake up before it's too late!! May you find whatever you seek!‎

y not kuku tell me to go on a date with almost 200 guys that sent pms, mayb we shld hand over d 'ultimate search' to u sef, they will post a 2min video clip and u will scrutinise for me.

onossnaomi:
U CAN C Y SHE IS AVIN DIS MAN-ISSUE NOW.thank u so much 4 ur reply to her

you are the right guy for d job. *fistbump*

JeffreyJamez:
Not only pictures.... A 2 min video clip too.(to know how serious they are)... And when we get the Top 10...they will answer a set of 10 psychological questions to determine thier level of intelligence........ and of course, Sanity!

okay,i will

2funkyy:
From most of the comments am reading here guys are saying you are playing hard to get, while ladies are saying be patient he will come,but these things are easier said than done, truth is you cant date who you don't like (except with conditions), and patience is really hard when everyone around you is constantly telling you 'go and get married you are getting old oh'.
I am of the same age with the op and i understand to an extent, what she is going through cos am going through the same thing. i am not even picky my sis even tells me my standards are too low yet its hard to connect with guys that like me and hard for guys i like to connect with me.

The way i see it there are several ways to things in life,there is just no one way to anything,everyone has their own story what worked for you might not work for someone else, so to each person their own destiny.l pray and hope that i meet the one am destined for.

op i sent you a message,kindly reply will like to be chatmates

im so sorry to hear abt ur friend,may her soul RIP. what abt d baby? it is well. will surely let u guys know wen i find him.

dovelike:
Your write up brought tears to my eyes. I am 21 but seriously considering becoming a career woman...I don't know if Christians are allowed
Let us know when you find him
Or when you find a balance

My married friend died recently during childbirth. I stopped trying to impress people..the pressure ladies are in though...beginning to dislike guys...stopped eye contacts