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Family › Re: ''if You Used This Go And Get Married'' by semasir:
shocked
I know where you belong...... It's a VHS rewinder sha!

OP come and sponsor my marriage oooo....... lipsrsealed
airmirthd1:
What is this?
Romance › Re: Can A 18-year Old Girl Get Married? by semasir: 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
Maturity as pointed isn't by age..... Sure she can but coping with the duties of marriage is another responsibility from her as well.

If I am to consider some factors here in Africa, an 18yr old will surely not be responsible for marriage #MyObservationThough
Career › Re: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by semasir: 8:15pm On Feb 24, 2016
You're welcome..... I just took it upon myself to peep to your profile and was like oh dear, if you can be this beautiful to stay intact till now, the rest should not herculean to you please.....

What you have is priceless and should not be sacrificed on mediocrity or so cheaply

pinkiecutie:
I appreciate
Phones › Glo Blackberry Plan Now N1400 From N1000 by semasir(op): 8:12pm On Feb 24, 2016
Earlier this morning I and a colleague tried repeatedly subscribing our glo lines with the usual 1k balance and alas......not successful until I took pains to call the Customer Care Unit who now confirmed it as N1400 from N1000 without prior notice.....

Abeg, wetin NCC and Co fit talk to this matter?
Career › Re: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by semasir: 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2016
Give up what? Pls dear, if not for anything, for your integrity keep it to yourself and you'll be amazed at how much you will gain sooon
Business › MTN Pays N50bn From Fine And Withdraws Suit Against The NCC by semasir(op): 4:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
South African telecoms firm MTN has withdrawn its suit against the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) and has paid N50 billion from the N780 billion fine ($3.9 billion fine).

MTN confirmed this on Wednesday in a statement.

A judge had given MTN until March to try to reach a settlement with Nigerian authorities over a disputed $3.9 billion fine.

Africa’s leading telecoms firm was fined by the Nigerian Communications Commission in October for failing to disconnect 5.1 million unregistered SIM users, prompting weeks of lobbying to reduce the fine.

The original fine imposed by NCC was N1.04 trillion.

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After much appeal, the fine was reduced to N780 billion. Unsatisfied with the reduction in the fine, MTN filed a suit against NCC on Dec. 31st 2015.

According to a statement by MTN, the sum of N50bn was paid to the federal government “as a gesture of good faith and commitment to continued efforts towards an amicable resolution”.

MTN Nigeria’s CEO, Ferdi Moolman, while speaking on the new development, said

“This is a most encouraging development. It demonstrates a willingness and sincerity by both parties to work together towards a positive outcome. We are hopeful at this stage. Along with the authorities, it is clear that we are collectively committed to working towards a solution that is of mutual benefit to all parties. Our industry in Nigeria is an incredibly important example of the remarkable progress in ICT particularly as a much needed catalyst for socio-economic growth and development at this time.”

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MTN, which is led by Executive Chairman Phuthuma Nhleko makes about 37 percent of its revenue from Nigeria, and the current fine equates to more than twice its annual average capital spending over the past five years.

Nhleko was put in charge for up to six months in November to help to steer the company through the crisis.

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The NCC had last year directed mobile telecoms companies to deactivate all unregistered SIM cards or face severe sanctions.

MTN missed the deadline to deactivate its unregistered subscribers, prompting a 200,000-naira ($1,000) fine for each unregistered SIM.

Nigeria has been pushing operators to verify the identity of their subscribers, on concerns that unregistered SIM cards were being used for criminal activities in the country.

MTN is also fighting allegations for not paying tax in Cameroon.

http://www.thecapitalng.ng/mtn-pays-n50bn-from-fine-and-withdraws-suit-against-ncc/
Celebrities › Re: Checkout The Customized "Car" That Was Seen In Lagos by semasir: 2:13pm On Feb 22, 2016
Yepa...... #GrowTheNairaAndBuyMadeInNigeria #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira where is Sen. Bruce?
Business › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah: 'I Can Bring The US-Dollar To N200 In One Month' by semasir: 2:08pm On Feb 22, 2016
God bless your insights...... I've gotten a few points here to hold on to.

Bevista:
Ordinarily, I should not comment on this thread since Ubah has not mentioned how he would go about it. However, for the benefit of those who might get swayed by his cheap claims, I'll say something.
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The exchange rate (PRICE of dollars) is determined primarily by SUPPLY of dollars (through exports, FDIs, foreign borrowing, etc) and DEMAND for dollars (through imports, payments of foreign school fees/medical bills, online purchases, etc). The NET flow of these transactions determine the Balance of Payments (BOP) account with the Central Bank. Elementary economics tells us that when demand exceeds supply, prices go up!
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Coming back to Nigeria, it is well known that oil accounts for 95% of our FX earnings. As oil prices have collapsed from ~$100 in 2014 to ~$30, our supply of dollars has dropped tremendously. This is even worse when one considers that our cost of oil production is ~$20/bbl, meaning that our dollar revenue from oil has dropped from ~$80/bbl to ~$10/bbl. On the demand side, the request for imports are increasing. With such supply shock and increasing demand, there is only one way for the exchange rate to go. This is basic economics and has nothing to do with Emefiele or Buhari, except you are simply being mischievous or grossly ignorant.
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When oil collapsed from around $147 to $38 due to the 2008 Global Financial Crisis (GFC), Nigeria had a Foreign Reserve of ~$62bn. The then CBN Governor had to spend ~$20bn from the Reserves to meet import demand thereby preventing devaluation/depreciation. Between 2011 & 2014, oil price was above $100, meaning that the administration never had a dollar supply problem and so could maintain a stable exchange rate. Fast forward to late 2014 when oil prices slid to ~$60, the CBN had to devalue the Naira twice within a period of 6 months (Nov 2014 & Feb 2015) because the Reserves were too low (<$35bn) to deplete to support imports. Now in 2016, oil prices are around $30/bbl while FX Reserves is less than $28bn. The supply shock has reached unprecedented levels, yet demand for imports has not decreased. There is absolutely no way that the exchange rate can stay below N250/$. Simple economics says that price will continue to move till a new equilibrium is reached where demand equates supply.
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There is no policy from Emefiele, Soludo, Greenspan, Bernanke or any other Central Bank governor that can strengthen the Naira in the near term. Except we want to completely deplete the Reserves or go to the IMF to borrow SDRs just to meet import demands. Brace up folks, if oil price collapses to $20 (thereby increasing the supply shock) the exchange rate shall hit N1000/$ and I repeat, this has nothing to do with Emefiele or Buhari but simply economic forces. The only thing that can save the Naira is either for SUPPLY of dollars to increase (through high oil price) or DEMAND to reduce. Since we do not have control over the supply side, we can at least focus on managing the demand side.
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So Mr Ifeanyi Ubah, you have zero knowledge on what you are talking about. With all the money you made from the last government, you can start by building a refinery or some other manufacturing facility (like Dangote) to help us substitute for imports. That would help the Naira more than you seeking cheap consultancy from the government. Or except you want to broker a deal for the government to give amnesty to your Dasuki-Gate friends, so they can bring out stashed up dollars from soakaways and graveyards to support the economy.
Webmasters › Re: How To Identify A Good Web Design Company In Nigeria by semasir: 6:41pm On Feb 21, 2016
Well said...... Functionality and specifications determine the price for any project.

I doubt the 20k of the current state of the economy except a scam
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by semasir: 7:57pm On Feb 20, 2016
Too hard a talk........ Pls don't call the igbo such names! I'm not one of them but promote one Nigeria if you really want to aim high.

sarzy:
Tell me; arent the people that matter Yorubas? Hope you saw Omotola? In which region is Silverbird located? Dbanj that performed is from what tribe? Did the event take place in the Igbo or Yoruba land? Abi una get such event centre for Biafra? Igbos will never rule Nigeria and Biafra will never exist! You guys willb continue to be slaves for Yorubas and Hausas!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Real Or A Scam by semasir: 7:53pm On Feb 20, 2016
Scummy scam....... grin
Family › Re: Between Male And Female Children, Who Yield Easily To Peer Pressure? by semasir: 7:50pm On Feb 20, 2016
I'll say the female folks considering the manner in which they manage self and also using the population as a yardstick (personal opinion though).

The male counterparts are too but the females lead the way anytime for me.
Politics › Re: Countries President Buhari Has Visited In Just 9 Months by semasir: 7:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
Just 24 countries with 400 dollars rates?

With 50 countries we'll buy at 1000 dollars per naira and the change be realistic tongue

Guinness World Book of records should enlist him as well
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by semasir: 7:19pm On Feb 20, 2016
We haff hear him......... Sense mine too Ben
Webmasters › Re: Who Know How Much Ipage Is Exchanging For A Hosting Plan by semasir: 8:24am On Feb 19, 2016
Your bank will determine the bill but I wish I can advise you opt out of their services.... I once had issues using it!

I can as well help out with hosting for you if you won't mind either.
Business › Re: These Are The Nigerians Benefiting From The Fall Of The Naira-Nairametrics by semasir: 11:35pm On Feb 18, 2016
You missed adding my name on the beneficiaries.... grin

The rate at which exchange is done is just not encouraging! Just these period you don't just want to be a part of the crises
Properties › Re: 200 Acres Needed In Badagry by semasir: 8:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
Okay...... For what kind of infrastructure please?

I'm a Badagrian and can help speak to a few persons
Crime › Re: Shoking Story On How A Prostitute Ran Away With His University Certificate by semasir: 10:58pm On Feb 14, 2016
Pray luck run on him for the items to be recovered.... Wondering why sex can be initiated so soon!

Result is regretful now than trying I believe
Business › Re: Which Is The Best Bulk Sms Provider For You Naija? by semasir: 10:53pm On Feb 14, 2016
Guess you mean to write www.onenairasms.com and not otherwise. Thanks for the reference too and note that I charge less with quality pricing and delivery as compared for a max of ₦1.50

boluwatife45:
This are the list of reputable bulksms providers on nairaland .
http:// this one has a lot of good reviews here on nairaland its the best I can recommend.
http://Smnaija247.com this one try too
http://0nenairasms.com very nice also and has goood rating.
Webmasters › Re: WANTED: Webdesign Company With Government And Bank Portfolio by semasir: 10:37pm On Feb 14, 2016
I hope to meet your target and do the needful... Will appreciate if you can leave a contact details for sending proposal.

Thanks

PMIcon:
I need a webdesign expert with successful experiences in developing and managing sensitive government and banking sector projects.

A registered company of great integrity, with minimum of 5 years in the industry REQUIRED .
Up-to-date, good financial record with LAGOS State Government preferred.
Business › Re: Which Is The Best Bulk Sms Provider For You Naija? by semasir: 8:23pm On Feb 14, 2016
As much as I know ads will surface, let me clear to you now that I run Bulk SMS platforms and rather than advertise mine so fast, let me clear to you that looking for a cheaper ridiculous price will spell doom for you but a competitive fair pricing will make you smile.

On one platform - www.onenairasms.com, I sell SMS for as high as ₦1.50 and as low as ₦1.25 and it delivers at 1 unit per SMS and can process 10,000 SMS delivery instantly without delays.

The other platform is www.metropolitansms.com which sells SMS from 90kobo and as low as 78kobo and delivers at 1.7 units per SMS and also process 10,000 SMS instantly too.

I'll be glad to help you on other clarifications needed if you deem fit to ask for more.

Less I forget, I can set it up for you in such a way you will be able to monitor which SMS are sent to and also delivered per sending to monitor. We can talk more on Whatsapp or Phone via 08098002051.

Thanks
Webmasters › Re: Is Afrisofts SPC4 Bulksms Component Trashy? by semasir: 10:14pm On Feb 12, 2016
Thanks bro
Bigdreams:
Semasir, you're doing a good job on this board.

Keep it up Sir.
Webmasters › Re: Is Afrisofts SPC4 Bulksms Component Trashy? by semasir: 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2016
Let's talk on Whatsapp on 08098002051 and let me see how far.
GreatManBee:
www.smsabove.com

Thanks.

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