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Webmasters › Re: Help A New Website Designer by semasir: 8:20pm On Jul 09, 2014
Really? What kinda template do u need? Let's talk via 08020662513 on whatsapp
Business › Re: The Success Of Tecno: A Business Lesson For All by semasir: 8:25pm On Dec 30, 2013
Tecno M7 all the way.
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by semasir: 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2013
I asked only to join the debaters if possible, so kini big deal?
IamDejman: funny tin is dat I don't understand u bro!
I asked only to join the debaters if possible, so kini big deal?
Webmasters › Re: What Do You Know About Ozbulksms by semasir: 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2013
Ok
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate. :::Planning Thread by semasir: 7:16pm On Dec 26, 2013
Add me to the LASU guys to have a say! I need a space for this too biko
Webmasters › Re: What Do You Know About Ozbulksms by semasir: 7:11pm On Dec 26, 2013
Why the insecurity? I can guarantee you that any who offer you a price of 75kobo won't tell you that once an sms is sent, you won't be billed at 1 unit per sms. U can add me up via WhatsApp on 08020662513 or BBM pin:2A91260D so I'd explain more to you if you are scared.

Its a good business if you can stay firm and market your products to your clients with less hitch as well as be ready to advertise upon start-up. By God's grace, this is my 5th year in the business and counting as well. I can put you thru if you need more help via those media to discuss more if you'll need more info.
Nairaland General › Re: My SLOT Nigeria Experience! by semasir(op): 6:56pm On Dec 26, 2013
Silence is golden for some responders as well as the best answer for a F***
Webmasters › Re: What Do You Know About Ozbulksms by semasir: 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2013
I can offer you an ideal Bulk SMS portal setup within 2working days for just N25,000 which will include the domain registration and hosting, SMS software integrated, 2,000 additional sms units, responsive layout for your website (attractive display on mobile, PC, mini-tab etc) so your clients can enjoy using the website on any device as well as 5000 free numbers to start-up for marketing, offer of N15,000 for over 50million active phone numbers categorised by 774LGA (plus 34 LCDAs in Lagos), 3 months free support to help you on any issues you need as well as a Reseller price of N1.18 to deliver at 1 unit per SMS to all networks and no hidden charges. Feel free to beep me on 0809 800 2051 or 0802 066 2513 or BB pin: 2A91260D.
Nairaland General › My SLOT Nigeria Experience! by semasir(op): 6:24pm On Dec 26, 2013
As much as I don't encourage names being mocked at nor will I support a bad name tag for any business because I run a mini one as well and understands what it means to handle customers' request due to my business nature as well, I guess I shouldn't keep mute to get this off me, at least for now and need to know if its same for almost everyone as well that has used SLOT.

After much queries, investigations and research for a better TECNO Android phone to buy, I conclude at getting Tecno M7 considering the functionality and shape. Upon finalising this, I came up online to nairaland, twitter, fb and the like to ask from friends and others which/where it can be gotten but alas, SLOT was an option since I called JUMIA's number to order only to get my call units wasted for over 10mins waiting and not being answered to and Konga don't even have it in their store from the online store list.

Yes! Here's the deal at SLOT, its a public holiday mind you- 26th Dec. 2013; so I called their Customer Care line by 10.00am answered by a lady and asked if M7 is available and she said I need to send an SMS with my name, address, phone number so a dispatch will be notified and it'll be delivered. OMG..... After the call, I sent the SMS hoping to get a reply but almost 20mins nothing came up so I called back and she confirmed receiving it and a dispatch notified for my delivery.

Well.......that's just an head-start for the woes for the day which I never knew because I've trusted them for the delivery after agreeing to N1000 dispatch fees due to my location for delivery at LASU Ojo Campus. I never knew I'm in for a nightmare on a broad daylight as I waited from 10am till 5pm with calls within the 7+ hrs waiting for my imaginary TECNO phone and not until past 4pm that I got a call from the dispatch who reported was at Satellite Town to deliver not knowing he has no phone on him to deliver to me and he start the blabbing that its not available now and he promises delivering it in the next 2 days or even the next day early.

I never knew these E-Commerce portals are like these until I ordered for delivery and has promised self not to do same again especially SLOT but they acted as the name could have derogatory meant to be implied and wasted my whole day waiting for them even when I've confirmed if the phone is available and was told it is yet they don't have it in Ikeja and Festac stores!

Chai.......I'm sure the owner if aware of this won't be happy with this development because these agents who are supposed to be the face of the company are actually denting the company's image!

I rest my case and wondered if any here has got similar case with these providers- Jumia, SLOT or Konga?
Phones › Re: Need An Android Phone Within 20k - 30k by semasir(op): 8:10pm On Dec 25, 2013
Thank you sir for being serious! I don port oooooooo
Boomboost: Sema,u no de serious o!Wat dd u want to hear oda dan tecno or gionee...Guy,stop creatin ds kind of topics,go and do ur research.
Phones › Re: Need An Android Phone Within 20k - 30k by semasir(op): 7:30pm On Dec 25, 2013
M5?? I'd check it out online. I'm aware of M3 sha....!
Phones › Re: Need An Android Phone Within 20k - 30k by semasir(op): 5:06pm On Dec 25, 2013
I need brand new phones pals. Just seeking for an advice on any that you think can be befeating this season
Phones › Need An Android Phone Within 20k - 30k by semasir(op): 9:22am On Dec 25, 2013
I need an Android phone within 20k to 30k preferably a Samsung Galaxy, HTC or any ideal substitute with 3G, better battery life, dual SIM, gaming, ideal internet connection and more. Kindly suggest an ideal product. Thanks
Webmasters › Re: Freelance Dreamweaver Wiz Wanted For Regular Work by semasir: 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2013
I am available, pls contact semasir@yahoo.com or 08098002051
Webmasters › Re: How To Design A Professional Website Using Dreamweaver by semasir: 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2013
pls mail me on semasir@yahoo.com
Health › Help!! Any Water = Urination. Which Way Out? by semasir(op): 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2013
Hello,
I'd like to know what could be wrong with me that each time I drink water, I'd need to urinate. Could there be any issues with me pls?
Business To Business › Re: Please Who Know A Cheap Bulksms Reseller by semasir: 8:22am On Dec 09, 2013
Kindly sign-up at www.onenairasms.com with Reseller Price at N1.18 delivering at 1unit per sms or www.metropolitansms.com with a Reseller Price at 83kobo. Contact 08098002051 for support.
Business To Business › Re: I Need A Cheap Bulksms Reseller by semasir: 7:59am On Dec 09, 2013
At www.onenairasms.com, you buy bulk sms for just N1.18 as a reseller and N1.30 as an end-user or try www.metropolitansms.com with sms at 83kobo as a reseller or N1 as an end-user.
Business To Business › Bulk SMS For Just 85kobo As A Reseller by semasir(op): 9:24pm On Dec 08, 2013
With just N1.18 only, you can buy sms as a reseller on www.onenairasms.com with delivery at 1units per sms or N1.30 as an End-User or 83kobo as a Reseller or 90kobo as an End-User via www.metropolitansms.con with delivery at 1.3units per sms.

These are the cheapest rates you can get in Nigeria. Contact 08098002051; 08020662513 for support and enquiries.
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Instant Delivery SMS Network That Charges N1 Or Less Per Unit Sms. by semasir: 9:17pm On Dec 08, 2013
With just N1.18 only, you can buy sms as a reseller on www.onenairasms.com with delivery at 1units per sms or N1.30 as an End-User or 83kobo as a Reseller or 90kobo as an End-User via www.metropolitansms.con with delivery at 1.3units per sms.

These are the cheapest rates you can get in Nigeria
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Instant Delivery SMS Network That Charges N1 Or Less Per Unit Sms. by semasir: 8:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
Congratulations to all Bulk SMS service provider. You can now get a cheaper, reliable and efficient bulk sms as a reseller at N1.18 only delivering at 1 for each sms via www.onenairasms.com or get one as low as 83kobo delivering at 1.3 units per sms via www.metropolitansms.com

For support, please contact 08098002051, 08020662513
Education › LASU Final Year Students Requested On Campus Friday, 6th Dec 2013 by semasir(op): 11:29am On Dec 04, 2013
All final year student are hereby required to be present at the main auditorium of friday 6th December 2013 to discuss on the possibility of
allowing them right the finals exams amidst of
the on going strike.

Venue: School Auditorium
Time: 10.00 am

Your opinion counts
Jokes Etc › Help! Wetin I go do my brother now? by semasir(op): 11:20am On Dec 04, 2013
You guys should join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings αnd favor in my life. I tell you guys, it's good to have the fear of God in your heart and to be honest.
I was coming home last Tuesday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside: #200,000 dollars!!!
Fear first cought me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied it, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keeping the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money.
After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone.
I picked up and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag cause he named absolutely every thing in the bag.
We met afterwards and I handed him the bag. He offered me #20,000 dollars but I turned it down,so he collected my number and I left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a contract job at Chevron worth #750,000 every month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6. As I was smiling and testing the car...my broda just slapped me and said, "Oya Oya Oya Semasir.... Wake up!! Garri done ready!
Investment › Reach Out To Millions For As Low As N25,000 Only by semasir(op): 9:26am On Dec 04, 2013
Semasir Connect provide you an unending reach to reaching out to millions at the click of a button.

We can design and customise your
ideas and frame it up to suit you hence a branded website for your corporation, be it a blog based website built on Blogger or
WordPress or sophisticated designs on CMS like Joomla!, Drupal, ERP and the likes, our experienced hands will perform a cost-effective job to manifest your ideas to standards desired as well as customised and
user friendly interface on different
platforms- mobile, Android, BlackBerry with each browser compatibility.

Get up and running with
- a website now from N25,000
- phone numbers database (up to 83million sorted by 774 LGAs + 23 Lagos LCDAs) from N50,000
- online adverts via social media
- school management software with accounting module, results processor, SMS module, HR module, and much more.

Contact 08098002051, 08020662513 or BB PIN: 2A91260D and request for a quotation.
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Instant Delivery SMS Network That Charges N1 Or Less Per Unit Sms. by semasir: 11:39pm On Dec 03, 2013
I can help you out with a more befeating template for your website either bulk sms, or otherwise with mobile adaptability, sliding headers in mobile and much more.

Tmonex: Need Quality Premium themes for ur sms site .. Holla me at www.utexta.com
Webmasters › Responsive Website Template From N1000 by semasir(op): 9:56am On Dec 03, 2013
The outlook of a website has much to say about attracting prospective clients and ease of use as well.

Goodnews for web designers using Drupal, Joomla, WordPress, HTML, etc.

You can get a unique look for your website with attractive template design that comes with a unique mobile display and sliding banners as well as quicker loading for adaptability, responsive display amongst others.

Be it an academic, religious, political, social, etc portal, your wish/intent is covered.

You can as well get your website designed by us within 2days (48hrs) from N30,000 and a 3-month free support to help you work on it freely on your own once hosted online.

To place an order, please contact 08098002051, 08020662513 or email: semasirconnect@gmail.com
Christianity Etc › Re: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by semasir: 8:28am On Dec 03, 2013
emmyoha87: A true Xtian who understands the Love of God for his creations and knows God's loss whenever people go to hell would never wish anyone to go to hell, coz I'm a Catholic bt don't believe God would willing allow children to be born into other religion only to cast them to hell,he alone is the Judge and a servant can never judge a servant!
The day anyone can tell me how God takes care of 7million ppl,then they earn the right to talk!!!
True Love is all that is missing in our Lives!!!**Singing Marley's One Love**!!!
what a belief! God never support evil YES neither is He happy that anyone doing evil but to say you wonder how He will judge the numerous persons, search within the Bible and see how He created everything for these over 7m people and its still not exhausted.
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Instant Delivery SMS Network That Charges N1 Or Less Per Unit Sms. by semasir: 7:10am On Dec 03, 2013
dheaven: Which one can one pay with ATM or credit card?
use www.onenairasms.com or www.metropolitansms.com to pay with your ATM card
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Instant Delivery SMS Network That Charges N1 Or Less Per Unit Sms. by semasir: 12:18am On Dec 03, 2013
Affordable bulk SMS service also available on www.metropolitansms.com for as low as 85kobo and dynamic sender ID across all networks home and abroad.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by semasir: 12:08am On Dec 03, 2013
He's actually not wrong to say the Catholics are hell-bound but he is on their path too. Catholics are classified idol worshippers amongst others.
Truth is bitter and its clear to prove that Catholics are the 1st denomination and root of the diverse churches nowadays, they departed from the truth and parted from the Church of Christ when they came about with their false doctrine of a universal pope then and numerous idolatary-inclined acts borne out of the Romans pagan worship and so on.

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