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iamoyindamola:
You guys should work on these guys, i am tired of playing vigilante

Your friend has deactivated.

raumdeuter:
This format na for wife. [b]The format for girlfriend wey you dey pay different na

Imagine say na one Genz Undergraduate baddie wey do bakkasi like Mercedes Benz S class wey you don decide to teach lesson wey she no go forget.

How you go take run am, Na why Coco Samba, Oga Abeg, Atotte, Alomo dey be [/b]that

Egbon I no know.

Make Afrodoc and KingTom wey get expertise in mentoring answer that one.

iamoyindamola:
You guys should work on these guys, i am tired of playing vigilante

Treated in Sports section.

DissTroy:
No. But even with my old, now-dormant account in 2015, I use to go on about sexual libido. I'll debate how it is possible. Some people thought I was chest-beating.
https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=Thesonofmark+libido&search=Search

I was even called a liar:
https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/ashawo-beer-parlor/667#77001373 . I laughed it off considering I was living the experience.

Even back then I use to state a female being able to match up to (or willing to learn to work on matching) my libido was one of the requisites to commit else I won't commit to a lifetime of sexual insatiation.

I got lucky and ended up doing life with one who goes stroke for quiff with me as long as I want so I guess dreams come true.

Tuale Boss. I salute you. 🏆

Me, once the first round land well, na automatic logout. System shut down. No backup power.

I no dey do endurance test like say na Olympic Games for bedroom.

My own style dey simple:
🔸Enter pitch
🔸Deliver quality play.
🔸Score goal and shake net.
🔸Na odabo till the next match day.

I no wan hear say person collapse because I wan prove point.

Na consistency be the koko, and na repeat customer we dey build, no be one-night Guinness World Record.

Evidence of potency full ground sha. If you know, you know 😄

Theflint1:
So you wan block moderator ?

He dun know 😁

DissTroy:
Both the men and women from the Akwa-Cross region are tigers in bed by default. It seems like bragging when we say it but it's the truth.

I have a theory that it's the cuisine passed down over centuries.

The cuisines of coastal people have a lot of seafood (periwinkles, shellfish etc), and seafood have been said to contain aphrodisiacs. Now imagine stocking up bodily on natural aphrodisiacs all your life plus your genes from your progenitors...

The Ibibio, Efik, Ijaw... Coastal people like that. Ijaw women are crazy between the sheets too. Ask anyone who's been with Bayelsa women.

For the men, lifestyle of alcohol consumption is why sexual stamina might not be so pronounced after a while. But if you don't take alcohol and drug-free, you'll go hours if you want as a man from the region.

Oron/Ibeno/Eket females are right on the Ocean and have very heavy seafood meals.


You should also watch or attend a typical Ibibio/Efik traditional wedding. The man is asked to simulate certain movements I can't even reveal here, but it's to test his sexual stamina.


The stereotype is real. Some deny it to fake prudishness but I accepted my truth long ago.

Brag brother, brag. 😄

DissTroy, the Knackademus. Did you ever tell tales in the ABPT cos I'm dying to read em? 😊

abduleez1:
Werey "dey knack o" but na ONLY two rounds him fit give him nymph0 wife and na twice weekly strength him get.

Him trust him shooting capacity as per Calabar boy, still dey take concoction wey him wife bring give am to aid him shooting potency. 😂😂😂

Premium weak man.

Azeez, you are mouthed. I dey read your posts and I just dey Lol 😄

Meanwhile, didn't know the Calabar men were good in the other room. Always thought it was their babes that had a rep for premium knacking. Not that it has any relevance to the guys issue sha.

By the way, how does honestbunch get these guys on their podcast to tell their stories? Shey dem dey pay dem appearance fees ni?

daveP:
19yo? I thought....


She supposed dey u20 be dat na. She needs to step up and focus imo.

The babe fyne, and she plaster for SM dey post thirst traps.

Maybe na the hard work wey schemer dey refer to be that.

123jamessmith:
If the NFF push further they can get Ethan nweneri. The guy is not even a first team player in France. He's far from playing for England.

I don't rate Ethan Nwaneri. But following the dynamic and somewhat unpredictable nature of football, he may still come good.

NFF will not roll carpet for him. If he wants to play for Nigeria, he knows the route to follow.

GloriousGbola:
Right now amupitan has to resign. It is that simple. Anyone can send him 200m now with the comment ekiti election mobilisation

I am glad you said this. Respect.

DeloitteNG:
Club doctors have developed a protective suit for Osimhen's right arm. Made of carbon fiber, the suit is five times stronger than steel but as light as a feather. This will prevent Osimhen from being affected by blows to his arm. The suit will comply with FIFA and league rules. FIFA does not allow the use of devices that could injure opponents or players. Osimhen, who became a phenomenon with his iconic face mask, will transform into a true superhero with the suit on his arm. Coach Okan Buruk plans to field the star player in the starting eleven for the derby against Fenerbahçe, even if not for the Gençlerbirliği match.

How can the suit be stronger than steel but be as light as a feather?

Be like sensationalism to me.

jihday:
there are still issues with the stadium there are whispers that it could be moved to either Morocco or Southafrica

Yeah, they're way behind in preparation and readiness so CAF is already sounding out Morocco and South Africa to host the competition.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Iran's 10-point conditions that the US has been forced to accept:

The US is fundamentally committed to:
— Non-aggression
— Continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz
— Acceptance of enrichment
— Lifting all primary sanctions
— Lifting all secondary sanctions
— Termination of all Security Council resolutions
— Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
— Payment of reparations to Iran
— Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
— Cessation of war on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon

You sabi lie sha.

izzou:
Someone came online, said she has Stage 4 Cancer, and dropped an account number for people to donate.

Then she came back to laugh at them, and said she didn't force anybody to donate.

Abeg, what exactly is in Nigerian Prisons that people are hustling to enter?

Just watched her Arise TV news interview. Thumbs up to the Doctor on the panel that grilled her professionally.

All I can say is clout is an addictive drug and Blessing CEO has ODed on it. Make dem send her go prison to cool off for a while......

TheSuperNerd:
Times without number I have stated Onyedika has different role paths which his profile will lead him towards depending on how his continued development goes....... Double pivot CDM ▶️ Lone Pivot CDM, CM, or even CAM. But one thing is certain, this lad is on a right path yet is being written off early by most of you because of one game - The Morocco game.

If one game decided it all, we would not see the reinvention of Ndidi under Chelle even after his initial struggles when Chelle came in. Many wish to bury the fact that Ndidi also partly cost us the WC ticket due to his slip up leading to the DRC goal. Did we bury him permanently because of that? At the Afcon, Ndidi finally clicked and came to life, finally able to make the Chelle 4312 Diamond work.

If there is anything Football teaches me, it is that one game never truly defines you.

On Alhassan... True truths co-exist here. When I said Onyedika slander will not age well, that refers to all the talkdowns. But when I said, Alhassan was even castigated heavily here, that refers to some folks who know themselves, who are repeating same thing now on Onyedika and agreeing an Alhassan who they always talked down is now better than Onyedika.

I remember times without number on this thread pointing out how combative yet cerebral Yusuf is but not many saw it. All they saw was an aboki or a player filling up a quota system in the team according to them.

One of the best midfield combos I observed us feature was Onyedika and Alhassan starting together vs Rwanda in Uyo alongside FDB. We had already qualified but I saw a midfield deliver classy football in the first half. It lasted for 45mins as Alhassan made way for Onyeka who later on assisted Chukwueze who scored that marvellous goal... all before we went on to capitulate losing 2-1.


Even now, Alhassan is not football-dead. He is just in the MLS. But several folks use that to register him useless. Ngwanu, no problem. Now they agree he is better than a lad who has done it vs Barca and ATM in the UCL this season. This is where I laugh seriously and leave it up to time because it is not everyone who sees through to the core of what makes a player thick and able to rise above the doubts.

No lele bro. We be Super Eagles supporters, not fans.

Fans are those who remember the Super Eagles only during matches and post in the match day threads.

We the supporters post about the Super Eagles, every day of the week, throughout the year in this thread.

We scout and unearth players.

We profile players.

We discuss formation, player combinations and tactics.

We decry the ineptitude in our football administration.

When results don't go our way, we vent our frustrations, crash out and cry.

Some disappear for days to lick their wounds.

But eventually, we return and start again looking forward to the future with hope.

It takes an enormous amount of love, commitment and resources to do these things.

Ultimately, what we all want is for our players to come good, do well in their clubsides and the National team, and prove their doubters wrong cos its to the benefit of the team.

We don't post to gloat and bag bragging rights of I told you so.

So, I will be so glad for time to prove me wrong on Onyedika, as I have been proven wrong a few times on other players.

Peace.

TheSuperNerd:
All these Onyedika slanders will not age well. I leave it to time to prove me right.

Now same Alhassan Yusuf that was constantly castigated here yet rated by me is being mentioned in fine light just to talk down on Nwadike. Lol... Time is a beautiful thing.

It might not age well because footballers are human and are capable of improving, being stagnant or declining. Ultimately. they prove you either right or wrong. Such is life.

I once did not rate Ekong. Thought he was a very poor defender but he went to the 2023 AFCON and put in a 2006 world cup Cannavaro-esque stellar performance and emerged tournament MVP.

Also, I thought Calvin Bassey was poor circa 2021-2022 when he made his Super Eagles debut and played for Rangers & Ajax but he's turned out to be our best defender at the 2025 AFCON and made team of the tournament.

I wish Onyedika well but I just don't think he's the right type of profile for the Super Eagles DM position in any formation.

BTW, I have always rated Alhassan Yusuf. This thread is replete with my posts praising him and defending his invitation/inclusion to/in the Super Eagles team when others labelled him a quota system pick.

I hope Chelle recalls him back to the team. A good player is a good player irrespective of the league he plays.

ChrisKels:
If Chelle succeeds in getting Gibson Yah and or Emeka Iroegbu, Onyedika will be gone.

He is not imposing and can't dictate the pace of the game. Always looking confused and looking for the easy way out by passing backwards and sideways. Not a top marker either.

Apt. Poor scanning, poor anticipation, poor positional awareness, not combative and hadworking too.

I once thought he was the best thing after slice bread but the scales have since fallen off my eyes.

Little wonder Jose Peseiro preferred Alhassan Yusuf to him at the 2023 AFCON.

.. . And truly Alhassan better pass am by far.

BankyGee:
Good evening my bosses, please I need your help to help me tag Osimhen in the comments section of my short letter to him. Maybe I fit dey lucky make baba say "hi" seff 😂. Thank you very much.

https://x.com/i/status/2039663246064447821

Nice. Just coming back from your X post. May your dreams come through.

A40:
That Wilder interview is the craziest thing I have ever seen

How Piers kept a straight face through it all I don't know.

How does he find the most conniving women on the planet over and over

Watching it now, and I dey cringe. Wilder ya were gan.

Goke7:
Sacking a coach at this time few months to the World Cup doesn’t make sense! Looks like an emotional reaction! How can you use friendly matches results to justify this?

An emotional reaction.

Heard from an egbon sports journalist that their FA is divided between appointing

1. Kwesi Appiah

or

2. Eric Sekou Chelle

Morocco is taking this their AFCON issue with Senegal to extreme levels.

So Morocco anticipated that Senegal were gonna parade the AFCON trophy at the stadium before their match against Peru.

The Moroccan FA appointed a justice commissioner to attend the match, note all the details about the trophy parade and gather evidence.

Morocco has now filed a petition to FIFA Ethics committee accusing Senegal FA of violating article 15 of the FIFA Disciplinary code - 'an act of defiance by parading and celebrating a trophy revoked by CAF Appeal board, and also having two stars on their jerseys.'

The punishment for this breach in the FIFA rules book is indefinite suspension by FIFA and expulsion from all organized sporting competitions which Morocco is now pushing for.

Morocco dey beef Senegal no be small.

sleekdot:
semid4lyfe abeg help me release the last post

Done cos your wish is my command Boss. I've also unbanned you

Make dem no quote the post sha to avoid ban.

larride:
Mak he go siddon

Wifey is from Ibadan. What struck me those days when I dey frequent Monatan was how bad the power situation was. In a week, dem fit see light only one or two days and she told me the power situation was generally poor in Ibadan.

Now, their Son is Minister of Power. Whether justified or not, Ibadan people expected better power supply because their son is minister but its only gotten worse despite the Band A discrimination tariffs wey hin introduce.

E come be like Baba set am up by appointing him to that Ministry. Wifey follows Ibadan social media and na every week she dey show me videos of Oyo people cursing him for the poor power situation. The Minister of Darkness sobriquet given to Adelabu is apt and well-earned.

And the same man wants to be governor of Oyo state? Hin case go be like that of Dele Momodu who got less votes in his voting centre than the number of his family members when he contested for president years ago.

sleekdot:
Why not

semid4lyfe see wetin your bot swallow and ban me join

The bot, I and well meaning Nigerians are in agreement that Adelabu will never be governor of Oyo state.

Hence the swallowing of your post is justified.

Fake news

opes:
Bros, it is always best to starve trolls. Giving them attention is what they want.

Troll wey I go soon put for cell and toss the key

Kog45:
Sir,there is nothing like fresh, starting world cup qualification matches and losing 4 points to minnows, Peseiro messed up

Peseiro played two matches, amassed 2 points from a possible 6, and dropped 4 points.

Finidi played two matches, amassed 1 point from a possible 6, and dropped 5 points. Also, Finidi recorded the only loss in the WCQ in neutral territory to Benin Republic.

After Peseiro's second WCQ match, we trailed the group leader by 2 points. After Finidi's second WCQ match (and fourth match in the campaign) , we were further behind by 5 points.

Pray tell, who was more injurious to our world cup qualification campaign?

I know you have a bias for local coaches but make we properly situate issues and not push false and hypocritical agendas.

izzou:
Lies Lies Lies

Markets in Lagos only shut down completely on Sundays, and towards the end of the year (Last week of December)

They open everyday, whether Muslim or Christian Holiday, as long as it falls between Mon-Sat

I thought as much. Thank you.

Good morning Mr Izzou.

Pls does Alaba Intl shutdown for Muslim holidays?

I ask cos someone was supposed to do something for me in the market this past Thursday/Friday but didn't do it and the excuse was "Market no open because of the Eid holiday"

I wan know cos it'd aid my decision and I know how to relate with him going forward.....

"You are not getting a worse world cup than South Africa in 2010. That tournament never felt like a world cup" - Wayne Rooney (TheOverlap podcast).

Why e no talk am before now? Is this opinion shaped and influenced by CAF's decision to strip Senegal of the 2025 AFCON and award it to Morocco?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Well, maybe this is the right opportunity for our residents baby Zionist to finally defeat Iran & co. Dem go join conscription if push come to shove. Ndi eriri eri

Trump's threats against Iran to open the Straits of Hormuz won:t work because he does not have escalation dominance.

If he blows up power stations across Iran, Iran will retaliate by targeting Damns and power infrastructure in the gulf countries.

If he blows up Iran oil infrastructure, Iran will retaliate by targeting oil fields, refineries, and export terminals in the gulf. Oil prices go mad overnight.

If he hits other critical infrastructure in Iran, Iran will target the Desalination plants in the gulf countries.

etc etc

He also cannot achieve regime change or install a pliant leader like he did in Venezuela.

At this point, he should just spin the Iran war as a victory, retreat and face the homefront.

WhoDeyHause:
I suppose follow laugh but this shit gat me thinking deeply, cause I can almost relate to this your soup ish. I'm sure most of us here can. To see decent light these days come hard pass rapture. Room go dey hot like hellfire once you wan close eye sleep. If them bring am before you walk 20m to change over everywhere don black.
Omo no be life we dey live so.

Our light here dey very good but since last week of last month, EEDC don dey do us timetable.

🔸5am - 10am, No Light ❌

🔸10am - 4pm , Light go dey ✔️. Dem fit take am once or twice within this period but e no dey tey, and dem go bring am back within 30 minutes.

🔸4pm - 12.30am, No light ❌

12.30am - 5am, Light go dey ✔️

Na the pattern wey I observe be this. I guess I have it good compared to others.