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Nairaland General › Re: Big And Dangerous Fish Caught In Ikorodu , Lagos State (pictures) by semyman: 11:05am On Jan 30, 2018
EternalTruths:
Which one is this one again.

My brother, this is about a fish and not religion.

Must you bring religion into this matter.
He just said God is great. Why is that a threat to you?
Politics › Re: Buhari At The Closing Ceremony Of AU's Meeting (Photos) by semyman: 2:57am On Jan 30, 2018
naijaboy756:
Supreme Dullard
Full
Politics › Re: Buhari At The Closing Ceremony Of AU's Meeting (Photos) by semyman: 2:56am On Jan 30, 2018
Keneking:
Looking clueless

What more? Before they depart Ethiopia, Adeosun would have signed their salaries, estacode etc for the month of January undecided
Go and die before you commit suicide
Politics › Re: Buhari’s AU Anti-corruption Honour, Africa’s Joke Of The Year – PDP by semyman: 2:54am On Jan 30, 2018
No shame in your dictionary, I am sure you should have sold the country if still in power
Islam › Re: Igbo Siblings Embrace Islam In Imo After Their Sister's Conversion (Photos) by semyman: 4:33pm On Jan 29, 2018
When there is a new version of any product, the most reasonable line of action to embrace the newer version. Why will sensible humans remain in stone age when an improved version has been introduced?
Politics › Re: "Buhari Is Truly Enyioma1 Of Igboland With The Quality Of Awka-Enugu Expressway" by semyman: 9:46pm On Jan 28, 2018
adadike281:
if he like, he should build it straight to my father's backyard, buhari is a wicked and an unrepentant terrorist.
Just go and die, a terrorist is necessary for the country to develop, else your looting will continue, your uncle Kanu vomited more than this, where is the efulefu today?
Politics › Re: Buhari In A Group Photo With African Leaders At The AU Meeting In Ethiopia by semyman: 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2018
Kundagarten:
Fulani President
By next year a different president would be representing us.
Bye bye Buhari
you will not be around next year because PMB is going nowhere
Politics › Re: Buhari And Obasanjo Meet In Addis Ababa After The Letter (Photo) by semyman: 9:31pm On Jan 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
Buhari is a terrorist
He is the Looters' terrorist
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Be Made AU's First Anti-Corruption Champion by semyman: 4:32pm On Jan 28, 2018
PMB haters go and die and rest in peace
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Buhari At The African Union Peace Meeting In Ethiopia by semyman: 2:28pm On Jan 28, 2018
Haters or wailers go and die
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman's Face As Stephanie Otobo Confesses In His Church (Photo) by semyman: 10:39pm On Jan 27, 2018
God can not be mocked
Christianity Etc › Re: 19 Manipulative Tactics Nigerian Pastors Use To Collect Money By Aroms Aigbehi by semyman: 9:53pm On Jan 26, 2018
MrHistorian:
Why the generalization!?
name one exception
Crime › Re: Prophet Isaac Amata Arrested In Zambia For Drug Trafficking by semyman: 5:25am On Jan 26, 2018
There is nothing like fake pastor please because there is non that is genuine
Crime › Re: Prophet Isaac Amata Arrested In Zambia For Drug Trafficking by semyman: 5:23am On Jan 26, 2018
Pastors and criminality are Siamese
Politics › Re: EFCC Detains Babachir Lawal Over N223m Fraud by semyman: 9:40pm On Jan 24, 2018
ChangetheChange:
Propaganda, they will release him soon

Zombies and BMC can quote me
People like you sold and crucified Jesus Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn Prophesies Change In Nigeria's Political System In A "Few Weeks" by semyman: 3:56pm On Jan 24, 2018
Criminals feeding fat on the gullible, your god will remove and change you first before your target. Thieves in ropes
Christianity Etc › Re: The Evil Mission Of Pastor Adeboye In Akwa Ibom State By Inibehe Effiong by semyman: 9:22pm On Jan 23, 2018
Pubichairs:
Our God is a compassionate God, try this useless lamentation with a Juju priest this Nigga won't live to see 2moro, the way Nigerians insult men of God is quite alarming
How do you confirm that he is a man of god? No one is deceived except the gullible
Family › Re: His Wife Caught Him Red-handed . You Just Can't Believe What Happened. by semyman: 7:03pm On Jan 22, 2018
Emmahunk:
Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.

Finally with a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7 cans of malt which they also gave her.

All these while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied, the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam your money"

That was when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her Goodies.
The silence that followed was breathtaking.

Surprisingly, immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as if expecting their own wives to turn up too.

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?
Old joke
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates As UNIBEN Revokes The Registration Of Campus Fellowship by semyman: 11:39am On Jan 22, 2018
bedspread:
And You say Freeze is Normalhuh

Freeze has been Possessed with the spirit of anti-Christ (666)

The Coming of JESUS is with us.... Let Everyone Believe in JESUS CHRIST so as to escape the coming Events that will Shake the Earth....

JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY.... no other
You are sick for calling another names, you Judas
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Was In Coma On Receiving Jonathan’s Call After 2015 Election by semyman: 6:09am On Jan 22, 2018
HeyCorleone:
Load of rubbish.
Thank you, go to bank with the likes you have received, anuofia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 1) On 20th January 2018 by semyman: 4:38pm On Jan 20, 2018
nosmassam:
Arsenal will draw dis match
God forbid
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze, Crazeclown: Doctor Saves Life In Theatre You Take Gifts To Pastors by semyman: 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2018
That wasn't Daddy Freeze's post, he only reacted to it, kapish
Crime › Re: Delta Pastor Arrested For Charming & Abducting 21-Year-Old Lady by semyman: 3:10pm On Jan 19, 2018
Criminals are more in church than anywhere else
Politics › Re: Court Affirms The Proscription Of IPOB by semyman: 7:02pm On Jan 18, 2018
4kDdullard:
Shithole country
We know those who identify their father's house pointing with the left hand
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Slams RCCG 50-Day Fasting & Prayer by semyman: 1:27pm On Jan 12, 2018
Tell them, sometimes slaves are scared of freedom and reluctant to leave their masters because of fear of the unknown, that is the situation here in Nigerian Pentecostalism .
Sports › Re: Wilson Oruma Suffers Relapse Of Emotional Disorder, Ex Teammates Call For Help by semyman: 3:41pm On Jan 11, 2018
perverts won't see the hand of the yahoo.boyz in suite in these now. Using the bible and the licence of jesus is lord to dupe people serially
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Thousands Of Churches Differ In Doctrine Yet They Read The Bible - Freeze by semyman: 7:32pm On Jan 10, 2018
The responses here clearly show a lot will sell Christ as Judas did, he raised a query, will Jesus have answered the way you are all answering, many are farther from God than the devil.
Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by semyman: 7:19pm On Jan 10, 2018
I have several cases of diligent and religious tithers that have been abandoned to their fate by the same beneficiaries of their tithes and offerings at the time of their needs
Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by semyman: 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2018
Churches are after your money
Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by semyman: 7:13pm On Jan 10, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
I wonder how anyone will convert to Islam. I don't know how. How is it done? You leave one uncertain position, the more reasonable to another uncertain position that is less reasonable. How do you leave that guy called Jesus for Mohammed? I have no doubt in my mind who among the two should be emulated. But all hail the colonialist.

http://www.mortalpoet.com/religion-in-nigeria-christians-israel-muslims-arabs/
Many are insane few are roaming unclad
Politics › Re: A Bigger Gani Fawehinmi's Statue Erected At Ojota (Photo) by semyman: 3:24pm On Jan 09, 2018
Good

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