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Politics / Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by SenatorM(m): 6:23pm On Apr 03, 2015
Now America will be Smiling
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Check if you are Shortlisted On Immigration Recruitment by SenatorM(m): 12:40pm On Apr 03, 2015
chijioke Olamide Yahaya NIS-000000325177 Lagos State
Politics / Re: How The Igbos Worked For Buhari's Victory -shettima by SenatorM(m): 8:53am On Apr 02, 2015
OK we have finish hearing you sir
Politics / Re: INEC Insists Election Held In Rivers, Say Amaechi Erred To Ask For Result Sheet by SenatorM(m): 8:59pm On Mar 29, 2015
Kikikikkki Amaechi nothing for You!!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Qualities Do You Look Out For In A Man? by SenatorM(m): 2:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
Ishilove:

What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks. cry sad

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.
As if you are carrying Gold or Silver in between your legs

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Celebrities / Re: Ramsey Noah And Rita Dominic At AMVCA Cocktail Party Pictured Dancing by SenatorM(m): 7:29pm On Mar 07, 2015
OK

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Health / Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by SenatorM(m): 2:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
VERY VERY TRUE. INFACT IF TOO MUCH, THE PERSON BEGINS TO LOSE INTEREST ON THE OPPOSITE SEX AND MIGHT LEAD TO HOMOSEXUALISM. IT ALSO LEADS TO SHYNESS AND LESS CONFIDENCE TO APPROACH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

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Politics / Re: Nightmares On Benin-ore Road Before Goodluck's Tenure; See What GEJ Has Done! by SenatorM(m): 11:01am On Feb 25, 2015
I also ply the Road when going to my school in Delta state i e DELSU.
GEJ really try for that Road sha. The Road na modern standard

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Cute Dogs by SenatorM(m): 12:44pm On Jan 06, 2015
Dog Meat Sweet Sha

Crime / Re: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by SenatorM(m): 12:40pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hu

Phones / Re: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by SenatorM(m): 12:32pm On Jan 04, 2015
Delete

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Politics / Re: Indian Experts Visit Fashola, Demonstrate E-voting Machines by SenatorM(m): 8:01pm On Jan 03, 2015
Will this stop political magomago??
Education / Re: Top 10 Worst Degrees With Lowest Potential For Employment In Nigeria Today by SenatorM(m): 7:39pm On Jan 02, 2015
What of Urban and Regional planning??
Politics / Re: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by SenatorM(m): 10:53am On Jan 02, 2015
mikeczay:
as long as their is improvement in standard of living i dont give a damn if nigeria chairs the commitee. 'islamized' qatar, dubai, malaysia are all miles ahead of our secular nation so wtf?
What about Pakistan, Syria, Iraq, and other useless terrorist countries
Politics / Re: Only Suicide Bomber Died In Gombe New Year Blast - Police Tweets by SenatorM(m): 4:11pm On Jan 01, 2015
Praise the Lord God Almighty
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes At ECWA Church, Gombe, On New Year’s Day by SenatorM(m): 12:36pm On Jan 01, 2015
Esdb:
Fucckk my resolution.

Oloriburuku ni awon muslims won yii. Sadistic animals!!


Upvote if you think a world without muslims will be peaceful.
Italy is peaceful.
Greece is Peaceful.
Switzerland is peaceful
All the peaceful countries in the world have at least 70-80% population as Christian

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes At ECWA Church, Gombe, On New Year’s Day by SenatorM(m): 12:04pm On Jan 01, 2015
aumeehn:
good
let dem keep on supporting jonaTAN
Just take a look at this comment quoted.And they claim Boko Haram are not true Muslims.
Thank God you did not pretend not to be happy for the bomb in the church

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes At ECWA Church, Gombe, On New Year’s Day by SenatorM(m): 11:57am On Jan 01, 2015
aumeehn:
good
let dem keep on supporting jonaTAN
Another Islamic Boko Haram member

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Politics / Re: Alleged Marginalization In Lagos: APC Tells Igbos To Seek Dialogue by SenatorM(m): 9:37pm On Dec 29, 2014
But Truly, Yorubas are the most hospitable tribe in Nigeria.
Despite some are so tribalistic in nature but majority of them especially Lagos are very very hospitable

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Politics / Re: Alleged Marginalization In Lagos: APC Tells Igbos To Seek Dialogue by SenatorM(m): 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2014
Nigeria is not yet a country
Politics / Re: Alleged Marginalization In Lagos: APC Tells Igbos To Seek Dialogue by SenatorM(m): 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2014
I laugh in French
Politics / Re: Bishop Isong Dares Buhari To Publicly Promise Not To Islamise Nigeria by SenatorM(m): 10:27am On Dec 25, 2014
Wiseoldman:
Who is Bishop Isong?

Who is he speaking on behalf of?

Nigeria is in serious need of change and all he is thinking of is a way to rubbish the guy well position to change it...

We all know Buhari will do no such thing, but we are being fooled by religous and ethnic sentiments. I insist Nigeria is no Zimbabwe, or other african countries, a bunch of corrupt people cant just decide on thier own that the would rule us for 50years! Are we in the stong age? Vote PDP out!!!

They have obviously failed and we need change. The same thing happened during Obamas election when Bush knew he had failed, he tried to capitalist on Obamas race. As bush failed to capitalize on Obamas racial sentiment so also will pdp fail to capitalize on Buhari's religious background.

Amen in Jesus name.
Don't complain when Nigeria becomes Nigerianistan

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Politics / Re: Bishop Isong Dares Buhari To Publicly Promise Not To Islamise Nigeria by SenatorM(m): 10:21am On Dec 25, 2014
I pray Nigeria is not Islamised if not Christians in Nigeria will all suffer.
Just take a look at all Islamic countries and see how their Christians are being treated. Nigeria may become Nigerianistan.
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Writes To Osinbajo – What Fellowship Is There Between Light And Dark by SenatorM(m): 8:14pm On Dec 21, 2014
Nigeria Nigeria Nigeria.
How many times did I call you?
We are watching you from Diaspora
Phones / Re: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by SenatorM(m): 1:26pm On Dec 21, 2014
Because you are not a Magician
Politics / Re: Deutsche Welle Publishes Scathing Article On FG And Boko Haram by SenatorM(m): 8:07pm On Dec 19, 2014
We are watching closely from Diaspora

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Kill 75 Boko Haram Militants At PHCN Facility In Borno by SenatorM(m): 5:09pm On Dec 19, 2014
Good
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by SenatorM(m): 7:29pm On Dec 16, 2014
My pen was stolen in Exam hall

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Celebrities / Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by SenatorM(m): 1:37pm On Dec 16, 2014
Weed smoker talk
Pets / Re: Meet Crash : My Six Months Old Lovely Pet by SenatorM(m): 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2014
Don't dare buy cat where there is Rat

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