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SweetJoystick:
These dead bodies pass four oh! The story said four were killed. Something is not adding up or it is just poor journalism as usual

NwaAmaikpe:



Nonsense!!!
He married this trash out of desperation.
Marriage proposal out of fear of losing his 'Akata' to those wicked Italians who don't even spare these women's anus.

Where are we going to?

He met her off Badoo,
Chatted with her on Facebook
Phone sèx with her via midnight calls,
Nude images of her through IMO or Skype.

Then he proposes to her via WhatsApp free call.

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Loose women everywhere.
Gone are the days when there were women with high morals and some sense of dignity.

This marriage is just a dial away.
If she could accept his proposal via phone.
She will call it off once there's a bigger Aristo in sight.

Johnholmes:
Why do I have the feeling that she died from an illegal abortion

DeadRat:
Wait o... Mr. Newscaster. You Say She Dodge Bullet... Op i Beg You In The Name Of God. Its Too Early please...

Egein:
HR Manager: So tell us what you did in your last role?
ME: I worked as a monocotyledon cremator Ma.
HR Manager: I have never heard of that before, can you explain further please.
ME: I roast maize Ma.
HR Manager: Get out of my office.

adadike281:
It is well, na so we see ourselves too o

Delicious22:
CALL TO GLORY

With deep sense of loss and a total submission to the will of God, we the Vasline crew regret to announce the untimely death of our illustrious brother, boyfriend and member Mr. Christopher Harrold, which sad event occurred two days ago after trying to use his normal satisfaction cream.

Burial Arrangements

Friday 5th August, corpse leave the England mortuary to his home town No, 15, vaseline street for a lying in state and interment follows immediately.


Sleep on Christopher till will meet to part no more.

Fondly remembered by his stingy girlfriend his crew.