₦airaland Forum

otemanuduno:
Why can't Yahweh prevent the bus from burning? Now a bus worth millions of naira has burnt off. Mtchew.

you're funny.

ramdris:
Why won't it catch fire when they will not stop shouting "fire fire fire". Na joke o before some pple with leaking brain will e-insult me..

Thank God no life was lost...

BTW: How come d bus burnt to ashes and yet d fire men Oga said they got there on time?

they got there on time to watch it burn to ashes.

ElsonMorali:
Is that the reason why that road pictured, looks like river Niger overflowed it's banks?

lolz, they should just convert the road to an inland waterway route, since they are'nt ready to fix it.

i dont lie to girls, they are,nt worth the stress, except the lie will fetch me 30billion for my account.

ednut1:
Hmmmm. What about this one my ex told me. Was with her phone and chat msg entered., 'I was worried u were in pains dat y i slowed down'. Babe said he was pinching my arms in d party and i told him to stop

lolz some girls can be so dumb, was she expecting you to believe that?

selfemployed:
There will be a nationwide peaceful protest against the incessant killings of Nigerians by the fulani herdsmen on Tuesday the 9th of May 2017. Prepare to make your voice heard. #stopthekillings

who is organizing it, i'm interested.

proudly repn the incognito+waka pass group.

goshen26:
He might meant lightening too, u kno thunder is popular than tightening, and only science professionals n few individuals apart from science elite that knows it

damn! dude you're so smart, you just taught me something amazing today.

i hold the key to chelsea winning the epl, whenever i bet on them, they lose, but i'm an arsenal fan and spurs must not win the league, so after series of meetings with my financial institution, i've finally decided not to include chelsea in my tickets again.


wack paps!

jiggaz:
thank you my bro.

this message was exactly what i needed to see this morning, thanks for sharing.

jiggaz:
thank you my bro.

this message was exactly what i needed to see this morning, thanks for sharing.

TeflonBlixx:
Mediocrity. .
So you're satisfied they only function in one state??
No wonder Nigger-Area would never progress!!

at least give kudos to the lagos state chapter for functioning.

TeflonBlixx:
In Lagos. .
It is only Lagos that is in Nigeria abi?

at least they're still functioning somewhere.

well, beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, cos i'm not seeing anything beautiful in replicating one picture of an ordinary runway thrice.

am sure the bleaching started from her brain.

YelloweWest:
Provision store that is on every Street corner?? Abeg leave that thing! This happened by chance

issorite

Shelloween:
From my recent observations, i've found out that you can't type a correct sentence.

from my recent observations, you no well o

YelloweWest:
Oya explain what is wrong about this photo? He just stumbled upon them... it's not like he planned to visit kids.. gosh what's wrong with us??

he stumbled upon them, so he now goes around with cheese balls incase he stumbles upon kids, come on! this the governor we're talking about here, e get wetin person dey big pass na

YelloweWest:
I don't understand why you guys a4e insulting him. What's wrong in playing with kids and giving them snacks??


Nigerians sef

my brother, everything is wrong.

emmysexxy:
OP YOUR CASE IS CRITICAL,LAST YEAR YOU POSTED HERE THAT YOUR B.F WANTS TO KILL YOU WITH SEX,AND NOW YOUR B.F IS A CULTIST.HMM WHO DEY DO YOU THIS THING?

lolz, take it easy, her next boyfriend fit be pastor, then we'll be hearing complaints like 'my boyfriend wants to kill me with prayer'

ULSHERLAN:
You have to be compatible in all ways or atleast compromise in some but if you think you cant cope, it's better you back out though i dont think sexkillz except something is attached to it


[s]your next relationship could be worse tho[/s]

prophet of doom, you need to read the op's latest post.

SkyFi:
Chopping tereboh ......Which DECK-stop you dey use browse self?

for your mind

Doro55:
Even with her sickness she was apple to shake the hands of her president...RIP to her

come again

UncutSk:
Nsukkaberg is overdoing things,
I loved WhatsApp for its simplicity

overdoing gini, i'm still waiting for them to add the now playing option to the status just as it is on bbm, afaic* they've not started.

op please add graphic to the post

eflintsone:
which abia ?? that same backward abia or another abia from another state ??

yea, the same one whose governor is as clueless as arsene wenger

Langbasa:
No sir,jus doing my legitimate business.

they look nice, though the price is a lil bit on the high side.

how much did he drop?

Langbasa:
FOR SALE=N15,000.

you see efe for here?

mrvitalis:
I am not impressed ...this not upto 3 billion naira project here ..

I need a governor that will look at his state and pick to or three products and invest his people and money to develop that..

Say this Man goes to china and order for 20000 tractors( on loan) ..they have the land ...they can farm soya beans ,corn n say rice ....China is ready to buy of the soyer beans and corn ...20% of the profit is paid by the farmers for the upset of the laons. ...u can get 2 million people involved in this in less than 1 year ...government can get up to 100 billion in taxes from this per year .....

If this the man they want to be president then am not impressed

Abia and Lagos are the only people I can see .forget anambra and media stuff ....

We need smart leaders

the same abia governor that commisioned shoprite?

ajalawole:
see finishing . U bad ooo, but i doubt if he will miss it

leave am make him dey dull.

princechurchill:
Benue remains the perfect definition of a failed state

add zamfara state to your definition