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Greenbullet:
typing error

if i hear

Jeffrey12:
Kudos!! that's what Valentine is all about.. Not....

lolz, borrow brain na.

sosanova:


Olosho appreciates Nigeria immigration

and you're a saint, right?

Greenbullet:
I have so many new bursars and singlet that I might give some to my kids ,be creative buy fuel,engine oil,buy his car a new tire, change his dinning table,fix his headlight,buy him a new television even subscribe for his sport bouquet. Haha abeg do something good.

so many bursars ke! are you an organisation?

Deeypeey:
ALERT!!!....IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!
Are you a lady below 40yrs of age?...are u financially independent?...are u having marital issues?..or inability to keep a stable partner?...Well,I have good news for you...
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Just follow the steps taken by the lady above....then u can message me privately. Alas!the end to all ur emotional problems...u ll get a husband..even a side-husband sef...
cheers!! congratulations!!!

you must be joking, so because a lady bought ps4 for her hubby, she's now a wife material template?

Jglad:
What if u av been doing all of the above but still no job? Pls wat next?

just kill yourself and run away.

Timelezz:
Blame it on hypocrisy. Nigerian girls love the art of fücking but are not open to it in discussion.

They are dying for doggy style but will wait for you to flip them over when they can just role over and get that ass in the air.

She waits for you to beg her to take that thick, throbbing, veiny meat in her mouth when she's been dying all along to lick it.

She pretends to be religious and studious and hates sex but hides away to finger herself when you're not watching.

And most times, I find it distasteful when they want to guide my dick with thier hands to their wet pot instead of allowing me to locate the opening.

Anyways, let the pretentious ones go the dildø way and leave the genuine ones to us.

take a chill pill bro, it's not like its just the ladies that make use of em s3x toys, what about those demented dudes that dig sex dolls, what could be more debasing.

some men cheat because of the thrill gotten from the adventure involved in cheating, and because they lack good relationship morals, self control, and discipline.

prettyesther20:
Aren't you people tired of this list ish




A man that wants to cheat, will cheat! but a man with good moral, self control and knows the meaning of commitment, will never cheat!

fullstop!
you must be a messanger from the gods.

HenryG:
I'm encouraged bro. The experience was a stressful one. Twasnt easy to disclose the truth at home.

trust no one, especially hoes, they aint loyal.

2dugged:
seen things, that's all

thought as much.

2dugged:
i dey o

eye see, like you're well versed in a whole lot of aspects.

2dugged:
what is funny?

HA FA

samdeyking01:
I don't understand number eight.




I need advise on this.
Well have been single
There's a girl I like bn course mate, it took me three month to keen on her, asking her out,

Well I decide to just end the chase bcus I don't see a purpose of chasing someone who doesn't care about me, I mean my last relationship I was d one doing all the calling, caring and loving.

The thing is, am trying to get over her, thou is hard but am fighting it and I know I will win cos am strong.

But I want to be sure am not doing right thing. Can anyone advise me?

i feel your pain bro, having feelings for someone without it being reciprocated is heartbreaking, you just need to be more open-minded towards other girls(eggs and baskets), avoid things that'll remind you of her and next time try to be sure of a girls feelings towards you before you go full throttle on her, it's not gonna be easy, but time heals all wounds, i hope it heals ours too.

haywire07:
All dis ones na just story to console yaself.
. You can't be happy especially if u love the ex but with time u will get over it



Op and d mod dat pushed it to Fp....

no mind the mofo, i wish it was that easy.

affable4:
This has gone beyond ethnic rivalry to sheer foolishness and lack of intelligence. Instead of celebrating the discovery, you are still on ethnic bashing. You gain nothing my brothers. We are collectively being fooled by the elite and your trophy is satisfaction in bashing other tribes. Jisie unu ike. E ka re.

celebrate discovery of coal? are you for real? did you just time travel from the 19th century?

optional1:
Am waiting for yours..

Btw I wish I could be mother xmas.

your lips reminds me of the red sea, i'd love to part it with my rod.


just joking o!
merry xmas.

duni04:
Wish I could wish her RIP but can't. The report of her death said the house help asked for a raise and the woman refused. Then she sent him on an errand to buy expensive food from Astoria. Imagine!
Know about one "big man" that owns one of these transport bus companies in the east. He has a big home in Lekki and his daughter is a celeb. This man always owes his domestic workers salaries. One of them died recently from hunger. You need to see how this man lavishes money with exotic cars and loud parties.
Why they deliberately choose to be wicked baffles me. When these guys now get angry and take their pound of flesh on these people, everybody will start making noise and call them evil people, not knowing the kind of bullshit and provocation that these "big men" have put them through.

i'd have slapped you after reading your post, but that'll be animal abuse.

twilliamx:
I swing to work.

get sense na

multicolored:
He escaped the tragedy by not arriving on time to the church..... and then your last sentence said the building collapsed 30 minutes after he arrived.
Which one is the truth?

the thing taya me sef.

Smellymouth:
Chaii..

Otuocha!!!

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Abeg where is the donation site, i need your eyes. my baba say make i bring human eyes come.

brownlord:
I think it's time NFF go invest in MMM or start playing nairabet to raise funds

i wonder what they're waiting for.

XXLDICK:
Better than commissioning ShopRite which is foreign owned

the abia state governor and the imo state governor are really putting in a lot of effort to





















outdo themselves in stupidity.

TheSpellChecker:
Excuse ma, but what will it take you to write don't?

do you expect something else from someone who spells varieties as verieties.

teemy:
by the way who says she does not have a nairaland account and reading the story just put you at risk. get the evidence too.

ya smart.

bluejean:
That's part lie n part truth. That's a generalization

Let's use you as an example,
What attracts you to a guy?

bluejean:
Now u c sense in what am saying. U didn't addbd romance part 4RM d start

Yes, because real life relationships don't start with romance.

bluejean:
And risk sharing her with dos who don't av d money or are averaged but got romance

Srsly u need 2 impress her

What if I got money and romance, Isn't that an added advantage?

gabinogem:
Have u ever been in a situation where the love of ur life is critically ill & u are dead broke & can't take her to a pharmacy atleast.

I pray u don't experience such.

Money is paramount in every relationship.

Without money u feel hopeless

Mhen! i've experienced that shii before, to make matters worse, it was one of her male friends that came to the rescue, i didn't just feel hopeless, i felt useless as a man, leave all these romantic mofos saying money isn't important, their manliness meter is probably reading in the negative direction.

obynocute:
calabar wen re u guys holding urs...

With which dogs

oruma19:
no, he isn't. To get traffic to their sites they label every crook a pastor. Abeg naija pple story de tire me jor

same thing naijauncut does.