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Rukkyola:
Sweetheart how is u na U didn't even say hi 2 ur wife.

*get close and wisphering into her hear*

Hw u wan make i greet u after u go wash me infront of awa neighbour say i borrow money do naming...
Me wey efribodi 4 dis city don dey call me d richest-man since wen i com bak 4rm d moon.

DTOBS:
Lolzzz...how you dey??

Where you go since?...

My friend i dey loyal o.. I jux dey gbadun ur scope.

DTOBS:
Kbs468, kindly find attached my earlier publication to your office.

Divorce case between I and Airstarkane:

Treat it as official, I've found my new love in chisophia.

Mr lova boy... Ekun!

labienyce:
I know, that was why I used to as a point of reference .. I was doing undercover work trying to get some facts on one corrupt senator in your party

It was a covert operation

I could be of help... Corruption is a capital offense in this Gcity.

labienyce:
If you give in to my proposal I can assure you I will put smile on your adorable and beautiful face everyday .. I will celebrate you like Rukkyola and Sent4rina celebrated their triplet naming ceremony yesterday albeit everyday

Our party was expensive o..

Fraiser:
KBS468 you did a great job there... I really acknowledge and adore your great memory... I never believe anyone could remember everytin you put up there... You have just made me reminisce our past activities in this city eventhough I was not privileged to be among the early and founding fathers of this city.. You are such an intelligent man... I really appreciate your effort and sense of responsibility.

I could not have said it better than you have.. He's really a great guy with an instinctive memory..

Iambibi iambibi... Hmmm make i no talk dis afternoon.

Kinghenreey:
Wrong Conclusion!!. I'd never said she got it from school. Her elder Sis works in NYSC HQ in Abj here so she begged her to check for Her. And why will anyone want to lie abt it.?
we all want info and I gave u the one I have which I'm 100% sure of!!

No one doubts the authenticity of your news brother, we were just wondering how she got her CUL since tomorrow is the official printing date and you didn't initially tell us how she got it as well.

Ceteris paribus, we'll see for ourselves tomorrow.


#TeamNotindeyhappen

merikims:
like seriously? OK ooo but shey dem say if u pay 3k online u no go fit collect for skul n since na online payment produce cul unofficially,how did she see did one.

You are such an intelligent lady, what a brilliant question..

wittyemi:
Which kind name? Names wey be say na only ur wife fit pronounce ?. Which afternoon u do naming? When Rukkyola start naming by 10pm and Alaafa show by 10:30pm! Why u no tell MC say u don name pikin for afternoon when MC dey shout make una bring names 4 Alaafa? My people,clearly this man is traumatised because of his current zero account. Rukkyola don finish her husband ooooo,e clear say na garri una go smoke for camp..Hembelembe!!!!!!!!!!!

Who send mc make he dey shout upandan, as wey no giv ham name he no shoutup?

We don do d naming 4 afternun na d party we do 4 night..

Wetin concern u if na ônly rukkyola fit pronounce d name, na u get d pikins, na u wan dey help us call awa pikins?

Abeg we don settu d mata finish, move 2 d next chapter jare.

Abbeyunique2:
Hey fams, pls notify us if your school start rolling out of CUL. that way people that are travelling would knw where to go.
cc
fraiser
logodwhiz
crobboy
dtobs
iambibi
qutyjoice
sent4rina
armynu
amodu
rukkyola
beckytee
sc31
jubrealguy
fraih et al

I think some persons were discussing related matters last night, it wasn't really clear to me tho.

LogoDWhiz:
You don dey brag o..

Which 1 b richest family?

Perhaps we both know that after i returned from the MOON trip i was announced the richest man in the city prior the containers i brought in.

eaglevision:
God never fails to let the sun outlive the storm,we are marching on even though we are in April.
Ajuwaya morning to y'all nd im sure we all had a splendid nyt rest,some wudda printed their CUL in their dream while some like me dreamt of flexing for mammi market,just a day to go and im just praying they gimme my Lagos and Akwa ibom,na d two i want.
come to think of it the budget hasnt been signed yet we are finally abt to get our CUL, so what has been delaying them all this while?

i couldnt enta GC last night cos of traffic,a whole minister for that matter,wu go brief me wetin happen,i hear say wan amebor do naming ceremony,na true?
wishing all of us a tantalising and tasteful tuesday ahead.
cc- all

You've missed (arguably) the best party in Golden city.. Everybody in the city really enjoyed themselve last night. The party was electrify and rosy..

Be dat at it may, i sincerely tell you that we(the richest family in Gcity) have "fine" you for wasting our fuds and we(rukkyola & I) demand a letter of apology and a sum of 20thousand §(gcity dollar).

wittyemi:
Why Rukkyola no go forget to name d babies when she and her husband go dey quarrel 4 backstage say Rukkyola don dry him account,n na borrowed money sef,na y d guy rush comot for stage say him chinko phone ring. Oti clear.

Bad belle no gud 4 ur body..

We have named our children in the afternoon abegi.
Buh wait o... Na mid-night dem dey do naming 4 ur village(i wonda o)?.

Rukkyola:
Lol! Ur thoughts are wrong. My sent4rina is stressed up daz y u think he is moody. His pockets are full to the ultimate. We have got too much money.
I will spend extravagantly n camp.
But abeg o, don't come & burgle our home o. We don't keep money @ home. Our money is kept n d bank.

**whispering to my bae*

They are envy us i guess.

*grabed d mic*

Hello ladies and gentlemen... I am very grateful for...

*phone ringing*

excuse me please i will be right back...

CROBBOY:
I see, no wonder he could throw up such a party for you. But with that mood sent4rina is beginning to exhibit there, I am beginning to think his pocket is drying up.

I pity your camping ambition

Pocket dry ke, no think am abeg. Money wey dey our house fit feed d whole city 4 five years no bi fumble.

DTOBS:
And me should pay
You don't understand what they call diplomatic train abi?...so far Presy is getting the ticket free and VVIP seat then me too must get the ticket free as the DG...

My friend, you have a special seat at the high table.

Rukkyola:
Daz ma love.
*runs towards him to give him a peck*
Darling I yaf missed u. Hope d traffic in the street wasn't harsh on u on ur way here. The family of GC & visitors are here to celebrate our children's birth.
**whispering**
Sweetheart, i yam thinking we should name our children, Sent4rukky, Rukky4sent & 4sentrukky. What do u think?

*Hug my wife passionately*

i'v missed u2 dear. D traffic was terrible buh thank God im here wit u.

Is like u ar seeing through my heart, those are the names i have in mind.
Im nt suprise tho, u are such an intelligent wife( that is ur selling point)

*whispering to my darling*

Babe u knw some people are not happy about our happiness, buh who cares. We'll rock this city 2geda 4reva.. Muuaah.

Rukkyola:
Na 10pm now. Hope sey u go show face.

Dear is efritin set cos i wan efribodi to enjoy demsevs tonight. We need to show dem dat we don arrive.

Rukkyola:
Lol! Dancing puppets kor. I don't have to do anything in camp ooo. My sent4rina go give me plenty money when I dey go camp.

Iyawo mi(my wife) pls tell him you no more the rukkyola he knew. You have more than enough to spend and dish out for the needies.

Money speaking we no dey shout abeg.

CROBBOY:
Rukky Rukky, how market na and our twins sorry 3plet

I hear say your sent4rina don come back o, but say na empty hand him carry come back.

which kind package be that one na?

You dey dull, na refined moon fuel i carry come. U think say i resamble some people wey i no go mention names. Abeg me and my rukkyola dey enjoy our weekdnd no con spoil show 4 us o.

DTOBS:
You Berra dey watch.... Shebi me dey watch u as u dey give rukky+ola format yesterday!

See dis guy o, she be memory card wey i dey format..

DTOBS:
As long as the sea flows,my love for you will never run dry!
As long as the sun shines in the day and the moon in the night, my love for you will never go dimmer!

Babe, I still love you more than ever...come back home and enjoy your man

Mr Lover boy well done o. Na where u see nursery skul poem wey u dey recites upandan.

Shammak:
Sometimes that "efo" is needed... Thus, I ain't gon' cast any demon out, I'll say "niqqa demon(spirit of efo) put more effort instead..lol


cc sent4rina

Oyo is dia case.

Abbeyunique2:
I knw say the efo wey u chop rich gan. shammak come help ur friend o

Well, its not your fault my friend, it seems you're suffering from "lovenalogilism" disease (unable to find love).

Sorry guy, don't give up on Gcity's ladies, who knows, one may consider you these days. 8-)

Abbeyunique2:
Leave that isi ewu rukkyola with her onu ewu. imagine, she wan jail everybody. that osogbo weed dey really worry her

No dey talk to my wife anyhow if u no wan make yawa gas 4 ur dommot o.. Ehen.

Rukkyola:
Sweetheart I had a lovely night rest. Hope u also slept well.

Sure, i did slept like a baby.

Good moring ladies and gentlemen.




Very beautiful morning to my Rukkyola.
How was your night dear?

Qutyjoice:
Lmfao....@Iambibi pls na Oyinbo be Sent4rina? cz I no understand where our neighbor see dz Oyinbo pikinz o....Mk we do DNA sharparly.

Na amebo go kill some people 4 dis city aswear.

eaglevision:
my people!!! mr reliable source don land o,make una come out o,good news don come oooo.

Lol.. My naughty friend. The guy is working in DG's office if u don't know

Rukkyola:
Girlyesosae, i don't even know if i should call u my latest counselor or Amebo. Waz ur concern? I don't want any competition to be done over me. Instead ov u 2 focus on how 2 solve d issue with the NYSC portal that has refused 2 open, u are busy counseling me on how 2 handle my marital affairs.
Thank u so much madam. Ur advice is not yet needed. I will inform u when it is.
In the mean time, I will refer sm1 hu is n dire need ov advice to u. In person u, girlyesosae. She needs to be counselled on d concept 'learning to mind one's business'
Once again, thanks!!!

I wonder o. Amebo efri corner of this city.