₦airaland Forum

*Enter the city thru d bak gate; two hands up while shouting*



praise praise praise praise praise praiseeee the Lord!!!





8-)

Youngzedd:
72k @ Kulimart

What is the mode of payment?

Happy birthday Presy. Many more years on earth broda


#cheers

anonyguy:
I just got my own note 3 pro now..

How do I download the global rom?? I don't understand one thing in that mui website

Pls how much did you get it and at whch store?

Moreover, is it a 3GB/32GB snapdragon Version?

mankan2k7:
Even corpers are not smilling, I served in Enugu in 2010, till now my boss is owing me two month salaries, he promised to pay into my account unless he pays tommorrow.




some boss deserve maximum shi shi

By their word "maximum shi shi" we shall know them.

Of the Greatest Ife!

spixytinxy:
ehn, iambibi dey se kini, she sef no go wan try am. Me dey tell u d koko say rukkyola nd eddykisses1 don do tibi beside she even try to commit d belle sef bt e no gree commot

We don hear. Sha go face ur market b4 iambibi chase u comot.

Notin i repeat notin can come betwn me nd my rukkyola again. I warn u o!

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooooo, ehn ehn se d few days wey rukkyola tk marry eddykisses1 dem no do tibi abi

Ogogoro dey wori u tru tru. U beta face ur market. iambibi don dey eye ur kbs since yestadae. SMH 4u.

justified10:
no vex..but rukkyola tell me say she don free u Na...

She don pack come bak home. No more fight..

justified10:
we just dey console pple wey ugly by saying everyone is fine ni...even person wey ugly know say him ugly Na


but some pple. are average...Na dem dey cause confusion and fight... e.g harry Kane of spurs...lol

Pesin wey fine don fine nd pesin wey ugly don ugly finish.

Wetin i knw be say efribodi wey dey dis our city fine well well...8-)

justified10:
sweerat, b nice Na...

I no by 20 again....I will pay to wash dem..

Oga i dey watch u 4 here hw u take dey romance my iyawo upandan..
U bi my friend, e no go gud make i use wheelchair do new month gift 4 u o.
Na half word dem say enof for a ...



#1luv

spixytinxy:
dat sent4rina mumu small oooo, how him go collect belle wey eddykisses1 don climb, hmm abi u don giv sent4rina juju ni

Ogogoro don dey wori u abi?
You dey dia wen he dey climb her belle?
Na Aproko go kill u walahi..:p

DTOBS:
Good morning fellow PCMs in this great city. How was our night? Let's have a stress free day ahead.
In the meantime, the protest to register our grievances against the insensitivity of NYSC towards us all is still going on smoothly! Join the hash tag and make your voices heard. Go to twitter,Facebook and every other social media to say your view on the matter arising.
Also, in line with the official TT released yesterday:

OFFICIAL PRINTING OF CUL IS NOW 24-27 APRIL.

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1 IS 27 APRIL

CAMP OPENONG FOR STREAM 2 IS MAY 21.

Proper countdown of this date will be done later.
Thanks

Signed
DG TV,Radio and NOA of GC

Cc:
Presidency
Hon ministers
The national assembly
All media outfit
All notice board
All Citizens of golden city.

Well done brother.

Rukkyola:
Yes o. My sent4rina don accept am self. Na 2 born d pickins remain. Na triplet we dey expect.

Awa u mai wify.. Hw awa pinkin dey do 4 ur belle. I knw say dem be all boyz. All dem nebor dota don keran wen dis guys finally arrive.,

skysailor:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

See as I dey laff dei sweat
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

See as I dey laff dei sweat

why u dey laff, shebi na quesn i ask.

Love Machine:
I am 3 when flaccid and 6inches when errec.t and few oloshos i have met teased me that i have a toothpick diick.Well,just to let you know that female sensitive nerve endings are around the vulva not inside her vaginna.You can still satisfy her if you do it well.Not the borehole type sha.

Are you suffering from a chronic piles?

Qutyjoice:
Yu are not going to tank me specially ?

Oh sorry dear. I almost forgot to thank u personally. I'm really grateful for ur support, especially wen u introduced my rukkyola to another man.8-)

DTOBS:
APOLOGY LETTER TO MY BAE,AIRSTARKANE:

I hurt you, But it wasn’t intentional
I lied to you, But it was accidental
I disappointed you, But it wasn’t purposeful
I deceived you, But it wasn’t vengeful
Baby please, Forgive my carelessness
You are my Life’s only happiness
I realized in hindsight That hurting you wasn’t right
I figured out much later That I behaved like a loser
After some introspection, I admit my wrong decision
You are the one who is hurt,But I am the one crying
You are the one who is scarred, But I am the one dying
You are the one with blisters, But I am the one bleeding
You are the one with wounds, But I am still not recuperating
I hope you can see how I hurt when you are sad
I apologize for my mistakes and am saying am very very sorry for all the pains I've caused you.

Signed
DTOBS

You stil remember ur nursery skul poem ...:p

Haha na joke i dey o.

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. Sent4rina Sent4rina.... U sef tank u for accepting rukky... Wen b d naming ceremony naaa..

wait make she deliver 1st den after 7days show go gas.

Rukkyola:
Sweetheart let's start thinking ov suitable names to give our babies. The doctor said I have got triplets n me.

Although i said earlier that i don't want baby for now but who rejects God's blessing?

The 1st of it kind in this city, triplet 4 dat matter. Walahi GC wil witness tóns of musicians during naming.
*whispering*
we'll talk abt d names at wee hour.. U knw inspiration comes at early hour of d day..

Iambibi, dtobs, fraiser ksb468 et al.. Una thank u o, me nd mai rukkyola don reconcile and we are happy 2geda like b4..

Rukkyola:
My love, am over sincere. Please 4give me. I promise not ever repeat such mistake again. I love u

*Draw her closer and give her a passionate hug*

I forgive you dear..
You should know that you are the only woman in my life.. I saw what others couldn't see, that was while i chose you amogst of all the ladies in this city.

You are plain,
You are brave,
You are intelligent and smart,
You are Sweet(they may not necessarily know what am talking about),
You are all i've ever wanted in a lady,
and to crowned it all You are the most "BEAUTIFUL" lady in the Golden City.

I know for sure that some people are not happy about our relationship(i no go mention names but dem know dem selvs) and they are planning every possible thing to break our home but to no avail.

Let me use this medium to thank all and sundary particularly my friends(u knw urself if u are 1) for their support and kind geastures toward my family.
Thank You All.

#HAPPY SUNDAY

Rukkyola:
Thanks dear. But my sent4rina is yet to love it.

Are you sincere with the apology letter?

Rukkyola:
My husband, where have u been now. I have missed u.

Dey dia dey deceive yasef.. Wind don blow fowl yansh don open 4 public to see..

Rukkyola:
Hmmm....Future! Only d future knows the future.Our leaders are treating us badly. Am so bored and tired of wasting @ home. We will surely go to camp one day. But only God knows when, even our so called NYSC officials do not.They don't seem to know what they are doing. For now, OYO is our case!
Prophet Shammak, come and prophesy o. NYSC don kolo.

Well said. NYSC is a bewilder entity.

Beckytee:
abeg what skill/trade can I learn in 40 days oooool

cc all GC citizen

Kitchenology i suggest.:p

AirstarKane:
exactly what me I just dey ask for "why"?if there's no tangible reason then #A'16standswithApril1st howyou dey?

I know they have their reason(s) but they should have at least air it and apologize for the inconveniece to PCMs.
After all, we can't design or structure their programmes for them.

Well, to me, no amount of excuses or reasons can justify their incompetence and inefficiency. They have failed us all no doubt.

Gosj01:
I stand with #A16standwithApril1

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Copied.

I think we deserve to know the rationale behind the postponememt.

Rukkyola:
I love u my husband. But I no understand wet in dey happen dis days. Oya wet in aloku bra dey do 4 ur bag?

Na part of d trick be dat. Dem plant bra inside my bag con tel u say na 4 woman side i dey come, me wey be say na office work tie me down since.
Cöntinu nah, i dey read d script jejely and e go clear 4 ur face if dem don use stylestyle snatch me from you.

*singing*
Na jeje'n'jeje i sidon dey luk wey pesin dey trouble me o. If i con turn my oda side, dem go tink say i wicked o. Oh la la la.

Fraih:


. You sabi handle gun ni

My friend's twinne see mai life o.

Rukkyola:
Jesus!!! iambibi!!!!!!!!!!! u wanto destroy my marriage! Hu send u acid job? Iambibi wanto kill me. I no get money 4 surgery fa! My sent4rina welcome, oya lemme c ur face.
**takes a deep breath**
Thank God sey na joke. No acid scar 4 my sent4rina face. But y did u travel without notifying me na?
Thank God I didn't die of hypertension. Oya what did u buy 4 me and my new neighbor?
**grabs his bag, opens it, saw aloku bra inside, flings bag, runs to the backyard, grabs pistle, runs into the sitting room, sent4rina don run**
If u know wat is good 4 u, don't even think of returning to this house. Iambibi was actually telling d truth.

All i no be say ur eyes go clear wen dem use tricks chase u commot my house...
I dey sitdown 4 one corner dey read una scripts jejely.

iambibi:
jst beta close ur mouth for there, no b only happy sunday, na happy monday, no worry, by d time i finish dis story, u go kno wetin u do ur self, *knocks on Rukkyola door* Rukkyola!!!, guess hu is here oo....... ...*turns to Sent4rina * oya enter front!!!... *turns to Rukkyola *... If u kno were i catch am, hw i catch am, with hu i catch am, hmm, U no go want make him touch u for night again oo... , *starts to narrate the story* as i carry cane to go find am, i remember say evn if i flog am frm nw till tomoro, him fit no change, therefor i con branch oga Timothy shop buy d acid wey i use take remind am say him get wife for house wey geh belle, atleast, nxt time, if him look his face for mirror with d acid scar, him go remember verily verily wat i did unto him!!! buh meanwhile forgiv am oo, shebi marriage na for beta for worse,.. and forget abt d numbers of lipstick kises wey full his shirt oo * remembering how i saw him with different ladies on his laps and shaking ma head* and take him back like dah u hear!! I don finish my work b dat o, abi i no try?

your trick no go work. U sha wan make rukkyola vex pack commot my house make u con take hin position abi, weldone we don read ur script finish film don end 4 dia.

FYI,my wife don no say na office assignment me dey do since. Na money wey we go take takecare of awa unborn pikins me dey arrange for ground as per say na abroad i wan make my rukkyola go born so dat she go get 1st class delievery wit modern facilities.

Abeg no dey use panadol 4 anoda pesin headache o. Notin fit come btwen me and my darling iyawo.

Make i sha greet u bebe, how ar you doing o aunty amebo?