₦airaland Forum

feezyno:
I need help here guys. During my nysc online reg. I uploaded a passport with blue background because the one i had with white somehow wont upload and i was running out of time. i have lots of passport with white background that i can take to camp. Should i be worried? Answers please.

As it is, i don't think we are in d best position to tell you d consequence of ur action. But i believe there'll be an avenue to retify whatever mistakes we made during registration in camp.

Oyehomie:
Yesoooo...he go dey happi tu help..bur hold ya cash o

Cash no be my problem, make dem sha help me change her posting go Agogo river as against river PH na hin i want.

Qutyjoice:
Do quick jor, cnt wait(lol)

Imagine, see kurukere love..
Make u sha close window make iambibi no come dey peep luk u o.

iambibi:
lolz.... No mind am joh. Him dey form James Bond... Lolz..... Wey dat my lipstick sef... Jst beta dey run o... @sent4rina

No weapon fashion against me shall prosper.

Na 1 eye my own sword get.. I no dey do, shey na byforce!

iambibi:
...... U still dey talk u wan make i provok remove my net adjust my hair abi.... Oya no talk again... If u no want gobe... And FYI na Rivers them post me go... Wat God has written, he has written.. If to say u b igbo i for blow one igbo proverb for u now... But all d same shaa... Behave ur self and be a gud boy.

River niger abi benue.. River ko, stream ni!
If u vex me ehn, i go jux tell Oyehomie make hin help me report u giv hin cousine papa friend wey dey work 4 nysc make dem port u frm river niger/benue go Agogo river(i believ u knw where dat river dey)..:p

Fraiser:
infact if na my house u dey, I go dey pray make everytin wey dey ur hand dey fall down ni o

See bad guy wit hin usual thought. I pity u
my friend.

If u put ur heater inside hot salt water i believ u knw wetin go happen?8-)
My 2kobo advice... Run away frm dat gal(wetin be her name again.. Ehm ehm... Iambibi) temptation.

iambibi:
lwkmd... Is dat y u r shouting?. U want d neighbours to hear abi. .... Oya close ur mouth i will not do it again... Na jst part of threatening shaaaa

Berra. I no like make pesin dey treating me wit dat kin tin o. Yellow pawpaw 4 dat mata, wetin u wan make i dey think wen my wife dey my side.

4 say u threating me ehn, na Adamawa dem go post u if u neva see ur posting b4 and if u don see am, na make dey change ur lagos to bronu remain(afterall sebi u wan kuku go serve ur fatherland ni).

iambibi:
hmmm , no worry, wen i go run go do my make up... With one correct bomb shot, and dat spaghetti top wey i buy from mama nedu, hmmm... Oh my jesu.... by the time i bend down say i wan clean table,... u go fliiiinnnngggg Rukkyola troway from ur laps...... No worry.... I dey watch u!!

:oBlood of ramah abi lamb! Na seduction dem dey call dat 1 o.
I rebuke d spirit of temptation in my house in d name of hmmm.... in d name of anythin that comes to ur mind.

Rukkyola:
husband mi deariz problem o
maggi is too much 4 d egusi and salt refused to do
koko is plenty 4 d iyan as i was just fainting as i dey pound.i com waka dchiefpriest and e talk say dat i don get belle.Ar u happy?

Iwo obinrin yi! Sebi i tel u make uno stress ursef y u no fit call Ali make he help u pound.

As 4 d belle mata, i no say na joke. Maybe na malaria or stress d chiefdriz abi priest wan talk say u get.
I don tel u say we no dey rush. Say oda pple dey born 4 dis GC no me say we go copy dem. We get enof plans to make and i wan acquire plenty moni 4 my unborn children(a boi nd a gal) b4 we drive dem come dis world.

Abeg go take paracetamol and sleep, if u don make up tell me ur body don cool down welle, say na ordinary stress dey worri u...

Fraiser:
lmao, mehn dis is serious, na for which village den bring dis ur rukkyola, abeg let make she come do house maid for my house for six month, so dat she go fit learn alot from my gorgeous wife

Abeg my rukkyola no bi village gal, na Behind babe she be infact na spoilt brat as per say na wealthy family dem born her put.

FYI, she no dey do anytin wen she small, na dem maid dey cook, wash cloth, baf her, brush her teeth in short do efritin 4 her(abi rukky i lie).

Now look, i no dey joke wit my wife o. Which level be dat, y u go talk say make she con learn 4 ur house, shey i complain to u ni?

I like her as she be and i go stil dey like her till her head don grow gray hair finish.

Oyehomie:
Ahh..wettn u mean...hw i nooo well...i no try abi..i suppose get 5.0 yen abi?

Abi 5.1/5.0 say u be extra extra genius. Opuro oshi.

Buh wait o abi relate wit madam best graduating student of Babcock ni?

Fraiser:
I really appreciate ur advice babe, u re tellin me dis because u re not aware of my profile, I hav a phd in womanology from d federal university of dating nd flirting.

Infact na u be d overall best student of all time...

Oyehomie:
I am new here ooo
My name is Clement
Ma dad is d minister of finance 2014
School Covenant University
Course Marine nd dynamic Engineering
2015 set
Couldn't go with batch A 2015 cos i went to do ma PhD..
And yees i was d Best student in ma set...tho with jst 4.7CGPA

Haha aswear u no well. Lol

Rukkyola:
lol...nice ansa jare my love.Oya wat do ya want 4 dinner.no keresene 4 house and u knw sey we no dey use gas.make i go fetch firewood 4 mama nkechi? Abi na gari we go drink?

suprise suprise... Oya go inside dat store wey dey backyard u go see a gas cylinder 4 dia call Ali(our gateman) make he help u carry am cos me no wan make u stress ursef o. Use d manual inside d gas-stove wey dey house connect d tin.

Make sure u dey careful o, gas dey inflammable make u no burn house 4 me abeg o.

Na iyan pelu egusi soup i go chop tonyt..

I no say u go don dey happy if u see dis message. No thank me jor, if i no take care of u now, some amebos(like fraiser) dem go talk.
I dey come home very soon.

Rukkyola:
OYO IS UR CASE if my sent4rina brk ur leg join fraiser own

Lolz.

Fraiser:
rukkyola come nd see d man u dey call ur husband o, na property u b to am, dat means u can be sold off at anytym, I advice u better be wit a man dat sees u as his treasure nd not as his property

Lol. Naughty boi. Pesin wife na pesin property. Oya ask ursef, y u think say registery or church(i no knw may be mosque include) dey give marriage certificate?
Make i tell u say dat certificate stand 4 receipt.:p

Qutyjoice:
Hehehe..... I understand.... Trust me Na mouth Bro Fraiser get, em no fit do anything to yur babe, to be sure tell yur babe to go to his house around 8pm.

8pm too early, why nt 1am. Alakoba ni babe yi sha! Fraiser wey i sabi tóò sharp pass sharp Tv wen e come to woman mata.
Abeg ur advise gud buh e no hold water 4 ground.:p

Qutyjoice:
Hehehe yu wan break my brother's leg? Na Street em be o, I dey tell yu now (No look uche's face abeg)

Haba eneva reach dat level nah.
Na my friend he be buh i jux dey guide my property ni o, as u sef dey try guide ur Oyehomieg8-)

stephano100:
as in ehn!..I just did a little research & found out who the best graduating student from that set was & it wasn't madam Niniola Olugboyinwa...she 4get say she introduced herself wen she joined this group oo..lol

Bro u wicked o. U jux burst dat poor girl bubbles..

Buh wait o, why some pple think say dem fit lie 4 dis computer age? Pesin wey fit lie go fit steal infact if na gal she be, she go dey infidelity to her husband..

Make i no jux talk.

Qutyjoice:
What's all dz now?

Pls leave fraiser alone o, i no go think say he be my friend b4 i go break him leg abi him back deni.. I don tell him say i no dey joke wit my rukkyola o buh i wan dey prove aletilapa omo abi.

*in fela anikulapo's voice*

Trouble dey sleep im sleep jeje, yanga go dey wake am. Na palava you dey find o.

Rukkyola:
asalatu ko,church ni.May GOD FORGIVE ME.I dont go anywea on sundays but i go 2 mosque on fridays.SHEBI I TRY
My younger sister is sufferin in d kitchen preparing amala and ewedu.me am sha pitying her because if i lyk i wil not eat and OYO wil b her case especially if it refuses 2 b sweet or delicious

God 4giv u as u say.
Whalai u don baddo finish. Na d kin soji wife wey i like be dis no bi pesin wey go dey pretend holy holy. Ur head dey dia my treasure. Na me go use u finish till u get old and payn..
Oya chop kiss 4 dat ur pinky curvy succulent lips o'jare. Hmmuah!

Rukkyola:
bera

Tell me you didn't go for Asalatu, did you?

Btw, how are you dning this afternoon?

smileeey:
Mr presy LOGODWHIZ, you are one of the most respected to me on this GC with the ways you handle issues, but today you really surprised me with your comments.Everyone has the right to say whatever he or she feels is right, you are a leader and needs to make sure nothing people say offends u, we can't reason alike it's not possible. Though, we don't know each other that doesn't mean we can't respect each other veiw. We should all be ONE and everyone should be able to contribute without fear of being devour by others. Fraiser hope my writeup is OK today without bombshell because na you Sabi talk to people pass without thinking twice abt how the person go feel.

Reading through your comment i must confess i quite understand your point.

He(logodwhiz) is a leader but that doesn't waterdown his right of reasoning and perhaps his opinion.

Maybe i should ask how will you feel if someone call you a fool in a public forum like this (i know you'll not smile at that person and say God bless you my dear)?.

Manywhile, nobody can dictate to anybody on here because i believe we are all adults and knows what we & we don't want.

However, if anybody has opinion(s) whatsoever to air, it should be done with utmost mannerism and not by calling someone that is old enough to be his/her brother fool, all in the name of faceless forum. Respect is reciprocal, so they say.

I will just implore us all to allow peace reign for the rest of the time we'll spend on this platform.. IMO

#peace

Rukkyola:
jesus,so na true.so u no love me.
**crying**

U jux fall my hand, so u no sabi joke. U dey dull, so u believ wetin i talk abi.
See dis my bae o!

*in detol voice*
if i no luv u who will!

Rukkyola:
glory b to d irumole.Thank GOD U AR BACK.i want a divorce ryt now.I wanto b single 4 hea.Am not marrying anybdy again but i wil help u fynd anoda wyf

Be my guest dear. Pls make sure she's beautiful o..:p

topealonso:
damn.. I hope they change it tho

Why did u hope so?

topealonso:
great ife...whr were u posted according to the unofficial CUL?

Niger state.

Rukkyola:
lol...u 4 chuk am 4 ur nose.But lyk seriously hu help me sent4rina

Dear how are you doing? Gues wat, i'v really missd u.

In less than 25days all this argument will be over...

Qutyjoice:
I love yu

I dnt think i read this well.. Pls i nid glasses. Lolz.

Btw, whch skul did u attend?

Chommieblaq:
The 20s are the most interesting period of anyone's life. A period that can make, bend or break you if you are not strong enough. A time in your life you'd have to move on. Move on from school, from jobs, from your parent's house, from certain friendships and relationships.
Believe 20s can be frustrating, Family and Society look up to you for so many things, and it's so bad if u are from a poor background, ur family will want you to start taking up responsibilities (even if u jobless), and if u d first child (I can only imagine d pressure). And what about the girls, u hit mid 20s (23-25) with no serious relationship (hell let loose if u d first daughter), no job, you are a damn PCM.




Now let's share our views bout life in 20s, d expectations placed on us, our own expectations, our fears, how to deal with the brouhaha that comes with it all. Believe me 20s is a difficult phase.
Cc JaneJoanJohn,
DTOBS
Kbs468
CROBBOY
Sent4rina

Interesting topic!

I'll definitely air my view on this. Thanks.

Fraiser:
baba na me for dey tell u make u sit down dia, u tink sey until we put luv for cctv bfor dem know reality luv, hitman lawa eleyi mehn, awon eyan silent assassin, ask d meanin from dos who understand

Baddo! I dey feel ur lamba my guy.