₦airaland Forum

amodu:
I laff

Well I am not left out

I trust una, IKD guys no dey dull johr.

amodu:
WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION ABOUT AKWA-IBOM SELF

Jux to filled d void or maybe we are obsessed with d 10k state alawee..

DTOBS:
Mr Ahmed4002, so cause for alarm Abi?...And e no go affect my other documents!!!!?



LogoDwhiz, u mean I should go back to that part where you it stares change DOB on the dashboard?
When I get there, will I type my real DOB dia ni or waec will automatically upload my real DOB?

Amodu please come and shed light on this as you've done this and succeeded.



In other news, why are some PCMs getting their call up letter now while some are yet to register? I just hope NYSC no go cancel all this exercise later oooo....

cc: jayloms
Kbs468
crobboy
yannabase
Spixytnxy
Missoyin
Frasier
Fraih
Sent4rina
etc....

You dnt mean it. Call up letter or call up number?

Rukkyola:
e fit apply again.
If e decides 2 not to IGNORE MY FEELINGS 4 AM AGAIN.i go hapily accept am because I LOVE AM!
Oya off i go,i go off!

Babe no vex, na my phone get headache o. Haba u knw i love u daku, u ar stil my 1 nd only queen nah. Oya chop kisses...


I've missed u all. You guys can't imagine how i was scared when i longed in. I saw like 3827 post and i was like wat are u guys discussing..

Anyway im bak and i promised to stay with my rukkyola henceforth.

In other news, i've completed my reg hurray!


#Team Enugu kaduna Akwa ibom nd lagos..

I'm also present on 1000 pages.

Observation mode activated.

Rukkyola:
My sent4rina ear don dey pain u. I dey cafe since 6am.OYO IS UR CASE!

Eyah na sorry be ur own case.

Rukkyola:
Me and Dauda abi wetin b d broda name don folo chuk leg 4 inside 1 shokoto.
I GO KIL AM O!
Abeg 'j' i knw sey i don offend u abeg 4giv me.My lyf and dauda lyf don dey baja 4 hea o

You are such a naughty gal whalai..

Btw, have u done ur registration?

Fraiser:
abah sent4rina u be my guy na, y u com dey cast me lyk dis nd more ova i b fashion designer i dey observe skirt welwel so dat i go fit understand d design incase i won so am giv anoda person

Naughty guy. No wori, i go include ur name 4 d list.






#TeamEnugu

Fraiser:
I dey reason say dat enugu go b one secret haven ni o because i don observe say na all d fyn bae for dis city one go dia, e b lyk say me too go re-edit my states of choice o, i won tap d anointin of enugu

Na me dey comply Enugu list.. U no dey follow us go becos we no dey allow d kin guy wey him eyes no dey see anything skirt.

Abegi choose oda state o, cos no permit 4 u.

UP CHELSEA!

Logodwhiz
Dtobs

Fraiser:
my padi no dey chase shadow o because u no go fit catch am

Ohboy see vexation o!

Mr shadow i hail u.. Hw ur sundae be?

Rukkyola:
i slept hungrily ni fa! Dem don chop fud 4 house finish b4 i finish dis our country fight,fight,fight, and argue,argue,argue.

Eyah pele dear..

Rukkyola:
The only love of my life.No VEX say i neva get ur tym 4 our LOVE,LOVE,LOVE this days fa! Na because i dey attend dis our country mata wey our so called president logoDWhiz & im colleaque no c smtin do abou ni fa.

Im proud of u my bae.. U are indeed a 'pure' wife.

Good morning to d gud citizens of Gcity.


Happy sunday to my beautiful rukkyola. How was your nyt dear?

sirguy542:
my dear rukky thank god that u are back now..d koko now b say I wan go market go buy goat wee I go use do sacrifice dis night... I must possess my possession for dis city by fire by force sent4rina & fraiser no go stop me lie lie.

Pls remember to branch hospital buy wheelchair join o. Ur possession dey await u big time.

My rukkyola is 4 me nd me alone... Guys keep off.

CROBBOY:
NYSC is not the only reason. We're asked to concentrate on NYSC AND ITS RELATED INGREDIENT

Hide nd seek game ti takeover.

The city is almost empty, no thanks to NYSC.

Cindy222:
Graduated from Unibuja and i live in Abuja too. How about you?

OAU graduate and i live in lagos.

Cindy222:
yes ooooo

Which skul did u grad nd where ar u residing?

Abbeyunique2:
#Team042

042 We represent..

Fraiser:
lol.. U sure?

E go shock u..8-)

Cindy222:
My dear.... hmmm I guess Enugu, Akwa Ibom and Oyo... lol... you?

Team Enugu.. Lez go dia!

Fraiser:
i just hope say no b so u go dey watch us lyk african magic till i go put ring for her finger o

I pity u my dear friend. Lion catwark is not an attribute of cowardliness o.

Kbs468:
Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing

Pls let my rukkyola be o..

Rukkyola:
y u no com wait make we folo go sleep 2geda yesterday.dah yestydy nyt na bad day 4 me o.i com wake up c bad mornin again.I no go lie u even if i lie giv anybdy, i felt bad dis mornin fa abou d intruder.i just de pretend give evrybdy ni fa!

Mabinu, aswear ano go do am again.. Oya chop kisses... Muah muah...

Fraiser:
I no know say d question na season film o, ok make I continue wit d answer as I don get extra shit..
21. Yes u fit bring generator come camp bur e go be dat big mikano wey den dey use crane carry so dat e go fit carry all d appliances in ur room.
22. Naso u fit bring escort from house lyk female house girl, gateman, male house boy, grandfather, grandmother, u fit even pack all ur village chief come.
23. No o, u no fit carry plane come because seaport no dey camp, bur u fit carry train com sha because i hear say den don build airport for camp because of rich man pikin lyk u wey go com wit train.
24. Yea u fit carry belle com camp just make sure say u bring baby walker wey u go dey put d belle so dat d belle no go distract u wen u won go do drilling
25. Yes o u fit bring ur cattle com bur make sure u bring lyk five lion join wey go dey help u look after d cattle so dat thief no go thief dem

You answers no get part2.:p

U nd my wife ehn, i sha dey watch u wit my corner corner eyes, dnt 4get o.

Rukkyola:
continue pretendin o.After u vex liv only me go sleep yesterday.

Haba! Shebi na u call me to bed yestade, u don 4get ni.

U know im incapable of making u shed tears.

Oyah mabinu dear mi.

Rukkyola:
na so dem take lie.soja ko thief ni.Bsides y u make me cry yesterday na

Did u cry? What did i do?

Rukkyola:
my love thank u so much fa! Buh wea u com run go nw wen intruders enter dis city.na bomb dem cari com.na only God almighty na im say make i sabi run.mayb i 4 don die by nw.and u knw sey na smal tin fit make me cry

Run ke! I go call soja ni o.. I no fit run leav u behind nah.

Fraih:
Nahh, you know your friend's twinnie isnt
omoalhaja7 doesn't want to go for Service again, so up there was an alternative.

Na tru sha.

#909 dedicated to my rukkyola babe.

Fraih:
Loll
Ehn, since you no dey go service again, e get one of my friends wey need to go on NYSC badly, But e be like say Doors don Shut for am, shey make I call am to swap with you?

whalai u don naughty finish..