₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
lol! So u can't fit help me fight ordinary ojuju.i use 2 hear pple say 'for better for worse' so ur own is 'for better only'.Thank God i finally realised d value of ma sent4rina hu was willing 2 risk his lyf 2 fight a wolf 4 me.

Yes my Treasure, i can even fight devil 4 you only if i knw his/her abode..

LogoDWhiz:
Chelsea fans, e be like say Chelsea board members dey smoke one kain kush wey dey make dem take incorrect decisions.

How will you decide not to renew Terry's Contract?

Who will now lead the team?


Really saddened by this news.


On the FA Cup draw, I expect us to win Man Shitty.
They would be gunning for Capital 1 cup and Premier League. That 1 don do dem!


Cc: dtobs
Sent4rina
Katerine7
Amodu

And all other true blues in the house!
#KTBFFH

I believe they can't let go of JT in dis crucial time. We need him to stabilize our defence..

Gud evening guys.

How has been your day rukkyola? You knw i'v missed you.

MissEvey:
Okay okay!!! I just had to be sure you meant it You know? So, your response to Sent4rina finally did the convincing... I accept your proposal 'honey bunch'...
Stretches forth the middle finger, smiling uncontrollably... receives the ring... I dunno what follows after

No now, "eyin alarina e yeba o"
Cc: Sent4rina
KBS468 et al

You see, where we wan plant cassava, rice don grow 4 dia already..

First of all lemme congratulate mr president for nt jux having a 1st lady buh 1 of the best lady in town with ever stunning beauty.

Nontheless, Im nt only happy dat logowhiz is engaged buh also happy 4 my friend(fraiser) whom his left with no option dan to claim his possession(lizzydodo) as i've promised him to settle things amicable with Mr president.

Now to the new wife(i mean the newest 1st lady in town).. We the executive members of the Gcity welcome you to d new office with warm heart nd open mind.
Long live Citizens of this Great Nation

Long live the Executive council

long live the President nd his wife

Long live Gcity



#Onelove

Rukkyola:
@ spixitinxy,incase u ar referring 2me as 'd wife wey dey come' lemme use dis avenue to tel u dah i can't fit com & belong 2 dah ur juju family.Bsides,sent4rina already proposed 2 me sef & i kept him hanging.now it's tym 2 say yes 2 him.

I'd expected dis long b4 now buh all dsame, im happy dat u finally accepted me into ur precious heart and i promise to treat u like a queen that you are...

Lemme use this medium to tell the entire GCity (including some guys that chases skirts arround here) to stay clear of my treasure(Rukkyola) in order to avoid my trouble.

And to you my Treasure, like i used say; i will always be here for you come rain come shine.

Up chelsea!

Fraiser:
Gud morni nd happy sunday to everone in d city... Special greetins 2 my twinnie(fraih), my dearlin angel(blizzydodo), our amiable president(LogoDwhiz), my most trusted friend(sent4rina) his spouse(rukyola), my political nd relationship opponents(kbs468, sharmack nd DTOBS) my crush(SC31 nd spinxytinxy), all d cabinet ministers, senators, past nd present Mr nd Miss A16.

Happy sunday to u my padi of life.

Beautiful sunday to you all..

gbemmy2k10:
this one wey I don chief observer finish,ml make I talk today. Good morning e-fam, for those contributing to this trend, I say "eseun, e Ku ise". DTOBS, sent4rina, KBS...et al I greet Una.

Congratulations..

Alhassanu:
Choi... Wetin you mean na
How do you go about it?

Its a coded message for a coded guy..

Shammak:
Na so
My suspendered shorts and timberland are ready
I go too rock that their parade ground. Thank God say my commandant don teach me wella

I too do march past wen I dey KG ehn..

See dis guy o, Timberland ke! Na war u wan go fight for camp ni.. Anyway, thins fit change 4 our set, effritin goes, make we sha rock d camp be di koko.

Make dem jux fastforward d registratn jare make pesin resume camping.

Blairbrook are u hiding? Come in and introduce urself to the entire city.

Alhassanu:
Same here, but this particular friend has made it seem like a challenge btw us.
He keeps tab on my league.

The game is for the wise..

Shammak:
Padi mi Enugarian

Wagbayi brodaly.. We go rock Enugu camp 2geda comes march..

Infact truth be told, u all made my day. I really enjoyd myself on here dis evening. Thanks to every1 dat made it possible.



#Onelove.

Rukkyola:
u garrit.am already eying dat enugu sef.buh my hausa is fake.i can't fit speak hausa o i only understand a little.Buh anyway i wil teach u d little i understand

Now u see...Wen i said we're compatible u thought i was joking. We are going to enugu 2geda and nothing, i repeat, nothing wil separate us.

Buh wait a minute... Hw come ur hausa doesn't fluent having born nd breed in the north?

Lemme guess.. U ar d kind of gal that speaks english at home, ryt?

Fraiser:
hmm hmm hmm very gud idea, my frend u too sabi, i dey feel u

Na u be my mentor.

Fraiser:
do u know dis city awarded me a nobel peace price last yr for being a promise keeper so u dont hav to doubt me wen it comes to keepin my promise, sent4rina my very gud frend nd fraih my twin sister can attest to dat... U dont hav to b fear because ur comfort is my priority

Very correct! You are a promise keeper i knw dat.

Fraiser:
do u know dis city awarded me a nobel peace price last yr for being a promise keeper so u dont hav to doubt me wen it comes to keepin my promise, sent4rina my very gud frend nd fraih my twin sister can attest to dat... U dont hav to b fear because ur comfort is my priority

Very correct! You are a promise keeper i knw dat.

Fraiser:
I just dey luk u as u dey pitch tent wit pressy against my wish just because of political office

Lol... Sée my guy o. Hw i go take knw say u 2 dey eye d fish inside river wen i no bi winch..
I jux say make i freestyle help pressy catch d fish since na him i see with long net wey dey try disturb d water since i don show 4 here.

A no wetin i go do, ur fish na ur fish, even if u stil dey dream say na ur fish na ur fish e go bi.

Imagine me o.. See as my padi dey vex wan jump inside river untop fish..

Hahahaha a don die! Aswear u guys no go kill pesin 4 here.

Rukkyola:
i never get tym 4 preferred state nw.i dunno wea to chose sef.i sha don't want dis north because i have never travelled out of d north ever since i was born.i wanto experience a new place.stil waiting 4 mumcy 2 decide and if she chooses somwea i don't lyk.i wil not argue wit her.i wil just jejely go 2 d cafe and register wea i lyk wen i decide

I think i'v an idea. May be you wil follow me to enugu.

In the course of our service year, i'll teach you fluent Yoruba and you wil in return teach me hausa. However, at the end of our service year, we'ld both be able to speak 3 major languages, plus we'ld have advanced in our miniature relationship..
.
Without no doubt, that will be WIN-WIN agreement.

Isn't that thoughtful?

Fraiser:
owkee! U won betray me abi?

Betray u ke, lailai ko'jo. U be my personnal pesin. My padi of life.

Abeg i dey support u o.

Buh wait o... Wetin i do sef?

Rukkyola:
lemme think about it

Sure! Buh remember that i'm always here 4u.

BTW, wat are ur preferred states?

Fraiser:
trust me babe, u dont need to b sad, I wil ensure ur absolute comfortability in dis city nd also give u million reasons to b happy. Its a promise

Daz my padi... Mr happiness distributor..
Baddo!8-)

LogoDWhiz:
My man!
Thanks for your support. Keep it up pls.


But you know that an application is on ground already.
Do you want a conflict of interest to happen?


You saw where I proposed to MissEvey na.
And you want me to thesame to beautiful blizzydodo?

*whispering into ur hears*

As a sharp guy u should no hw to play ur cards.

Remember; don't put all eggs in a basket..

My message is clear.

Rukkyola:
hehehe...wen did i approve dat one

Long b4 we met.

Dont you think we are kind of compatible?

okitaiji:
one love

Naso..
#1luv

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

I'm still waiting on MissEvey!

Wen i'm trying to win Blizzydodo 4 u.. Okay o.

Fraiser:
abi make i come help u my gud friend

Help me ke!
Rara o, awa friends no reach dat level abeg.. Na my responsiblity o.

Thank you ore.

BlizzydoDo:
cnt stop smiln, 4ni yuu

I want u to see the better side of the offer. Plus he's a nice guy nd very caring (esp to an akwa ibomite).
Take my words, u'll nt regret occupying the office.

Pressy (logodwhiz) she needs u to declear your interest in her.


#Team1stladyofficemustnotbevacant

BlizzydoDo:
ah! I no tink anytin ooooo, my thoughts are pure

Considering the 1st lady's office.

Rukkyola:
oya sorry com massage my back

I'll do dat wen u're abt to sleep.