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Omoalhaja7:
With ds useless & frustrating tym table nysc bring now, i no dey go service again. I don vex.
DTOBS, sent4rina, logodwhiz, make we enter Alaba go huzzle.
After all,wives n pikins go chop

Oyah alaba ti take ova!

LogoDWhiz:
Now, I don't think it will be right of me to answer you anymore.
Your husband will do justice to the questions!

What if the questions are beyond her husband's capability (im jux say tho)?

LogoDWhiz:
Abi o!

The guy keeps saying everything is from FG.

So, why the sudden change.



Well, a part of me still thinks 2nd of March is feasible

My broda we'd beta accept our fates.. March 2nd is nt feasible as they are set of confused individuals.


All i knw is dat we'll definitely camp b4 june. So let's keep watching their untitled drama.

Rukkyola:
**she was carried away by sleep while cryin bside her husband.She had not even slept for 4hrs,only 2 b awoken by d noise around d neighbourhood.This is very unsual.She is used 2 sleeping beautifully and wakin up hapily feelin d cool breeze of d city.She quickly got up,wonderin wat was wrong.She peeped 2ru d window & then realised dah indeed an intruder is n d city.Wat 4? she wonderedAfter so much enquiries,she found out it was all abou lov,lov,lov,play,play,play,romance,romance,romance,skip,skip,skip,arque,argue,argue,argue,fyt,fyt,fyt! and so on.
The government was no wea 2 b found.The trouble shooters had all disappeared.The citizens wea left alon 2 fend 4 themselves.Wat a terrible government!
She observed 4 smtym tinkin it was goin 2 b fun buh tinz got worsen.
Who kud d intruder b? She wondered.Could it b jombo jombo (double j)?
She later found out it was a female, joan jane john (triple j)
Hmm...she tuk a deep breath.Indeed dea must b some problems wit pple havin 'j' as dea initials.They don't seem 2 b d fun type.wat wil happen if a forple j enters d city? The city myt just burn down she answered hersef.The minister of information and dchiefpriest must b notified abou dis.No j shud b eva allowed into d 'Golden city' as named by her sent4rina.
She pulled up a tactic 2 calm d city down.But stil it was kul enof 2 her satisfaction.
She had no choice but 2 pack her belongings and travel out of d city.she visited d coolest place n America and thought of neva returnin 2 d Golden city.she changed her mind after rememberin her sent4rina wud really b hurt by doin dat.Now coming into d city,hopin dat d city wud b calm already.Buh dat was not d case!
The city was so ful dat she cud barely c tru d gate.she had 2 hang around by d gate.The noise n d city had bcom louder than it was wen she left.She wondered,cud dea b a forple j in d city nw.she tot of runin away.After so much enquiries,she realised dea was a gr8er problem in d city.
Now NYSC don fxck pple up.oma she o.she felt dissapointed.Buh wat kud she hav done 2 revert d situation? NOTHING! She answered hersef.
She percieved dah more visitors wud b visitin d 'GOLDEN CITY soon.
She said 2 hersef, it is beta u don't bring up love,love,love or play,play,play issue 2nyt if u don't wanto b eaten raw by the already angri citizens.**
Abeg o,NYSC don already f*ck ina up o.make ina answer my 20 questions o.Only d his excellency,LogoDWhiz don giv me beta ansa.i need more ansas 2 compare wit o.
*waitin patiently 2 hear 4rm d pple*

I can't stop laughing at this writeup..
D citizens are vexing o.. NYSC don dabaru our plans.

NYSC is nothing but a confuse institution.

Now our waiting continues.

Abbeyunique2:
abi nah. olowo ori oko rukkyola

Wagbayi jare my oga at d top..:p

We'll all cross the bridge wen we get to d river's mouth.

I believe there is time for everything.
There was time for political talk.
We're in d time of 'lovy dovy' and in few days time, here comes the time of registration which i think wil overrides any form of sociality on dis thread.

So, we should jux relax nd let things work out itself without any form of abuse and criticism from anybody on here.

Remembe: 2geda we creat Golden City, 2geda we stand.

#OneLove

Rukkyola:
wat do u mean by hmmmm? Won't u say u love me 2

Ok ok, i luv u2 o'jare. Lol

Good morning, hw ws ur nyt?

Rukkyola:
dat y i love u.u ar always dea 4 me.If 2 say na sc31 nw dem go don kil her & do her burial b4 her husband com bak

hmmmmm

Rukkyola:
ejo sir.wat i do? Wat did u hear? Abeg my sent4rina com & rescue ur wife o

He dare no whala u or else...

Hurray! Page #890 for my 1&only rukkyola. Hater go die 4 atlantic.

Rukkyola:
husband mi don let us fyt dis nyt fa.lets do all d chats hea.just whisper into my ear

Lol.. U2 smart johr! Buh seriously, i need u to pm ur number.

Rukkyola:
husband mi, y do u need it?

Did d questn nt sound paradoxically to u?

Anyway, wife mi, i wana hav private chat wit u ni o.

Rukkyola:
smiling and feeling happy. Husband mi,no lemme giv u enla fa, wat do u wanto do wit my pin?

I didn't ask 4 ur pin. I mean u should pm me ur number..

Rukkyola:
tell her o.Buh switheart i wanto ask u one question fa.U know i love u so much and i canot live without u,i can't eat without u,i can't sleep without u, i can't do plenty tins without u and i can't share u wit anybdy.so tel me is tru da weneva u liv dis city u used 2 go and c another woman?

Lailai.. Na one face my own cutlass get o. After u, na u which means say u be my 1 nd only and u no get rivals.

Hav u pm me ur digit?

SC31:
Chai dey there make she dey rub your head, natural love kor

I dey enjoy am as she dey rub am. She dey romantic.

Fraiser:
chai dont tell me u dont trust ur most faithful friend anymore...sad

i trust u na buh i jux dey remind u jux incase u wan go astray ni o.

SC31:
Chain which kain life be this,see as I dey share my husband with international client.......
Rukkyola oooooo abeg gimme that efo wet you use for sent4rina make I use am for this my husband before e go turn to kbs468

Abeg no dey blackmail my queen, na natural love dey shark me like ogogoro.

Rukkyola:
ah sweet heart i trust u o.I was just playin ni fa.I blived he was goin 2 betray u dah was y o so dah i can quickly report him 2 u. U knw i love u more than my life sef

You jux dey make me laff. U are too smart whalai.

Rukkyola:
thank u jare switheart.we dat we hav plenty big big television in our house

Dnt mind dat yeye guy jare.. Tel him say na 4D-Tv we get 4 awa house..

Btw, pm me ur number.

Rukkyola:
na tru u talk fa.The guy just dey disappear anyhw.Pls tel me d trut i knw u ar his best friend so u shud knw,my sent4rina get wife 4 outside dis city?

So u dnt trust me abi? Okay o, i no go talk.

obajemj:
please any one from temple gate polytechnic on this platform. or anyone with information on temple gate polytechnic Nysc update

Temple gate, what a name!

Rukkyola:
hehehe...i laff even do it's not funny.My Sent4rina ar u p
layin hide and sick wit me ni? Come & hear wat dis ur so called friend just said 2 us fa

Hide nd séek bawo. I'm trying to catch up with wat i'v missed since morning ni o.

Fraiser:
how u go take no wen sent4rina your husband no get money buy television for house wey una go dey take watch news, dont worrie sha as per say u b my padi i go buy one current affairs for u wey u go dey read

Lol.. Naughty friend. I pity ur flirting life around my rukkyola o, cos i no dey joke wit my property(esp my woman)..

Rukkyola:
my love! Na ur mention i don dey fynd since o.I heard u gave dis our city it's beautiful name na and u no tel me b4

Oh its true, i thought u knew already.

Our City
Our name.

Rukkyola:
The only love of my life, am very much fyn 2day o,especially after hearin smtin da u kept as secrete frm me.

And wat was dat cos i dnt hav a secrete on here?

Good evening Golden Citizens.

Rukkyola mi, hw are you doing tonyt?

habib55:
fellow pcms,pls where can i purchase a bullet proof vest because i may need it in camp since i will be choosin jigawa, niger, and borno during registration.tanx

Lol.. Are going to the war front?

Rukkyola:
*smiling*
my husband reali love me.Me i don even 4get sey camp dey and i wan go cari belle.oya take kiss.

Of course, i dnt want any inconvenience. We dnt hav to rush things.

Good morning.

spixytinxy:
chai sent4rina yr wife don press ur mumu button

Lol @mumu button.

It's not what you think, it's all about love..

Rukkyola:
Wow! Pressy,am so happy 4 u o.So ur wyf 2 don get belle.sent4rina,wat ar we waitin 4 nw?

I will cross the lane wen i get to d other side of the road.

You'll be pregnat(4 real) after camp, if datz wat u want...

No room 4 blackmailing, i love my queen.

SC31:
Good night everyone,sleep tight and sweet dreams..

Abeg if una help me see my bae crooboy tell am say I don go inside house as I wait for am tire and I no see am.

Qbeg sent4rina hold your wife well so that she no go dey think of to dey borrow people husband again

She go hear am 2nyt..