₦airaland Forum

FolabiBret:
There goes the translation:

Oruku tindi tindi, oruku tindi tindi, oruku bimo igba, gbogbo won lo le tiro fun.

Ewa(beans) ni o!

Hurray i jux won mr folabiBret 2million dollar..
Pls wey my money o.

Abeg na, una don use mouth/hand finish dat póor boy..

He wanted to correct a mistake but ,was eventually punished for his silly act.

I don't blame him though, he was a grammar police back in sec skul.. Or maybe humanities blocks had infected his cognitive ability(oau guys will understand). .

OBSERvation MoOD activATED...

biotechshola:
Pls let's calm our nerves nd control our curiosity abh this CUL of a thing.


Afteral na us bin wait patiently since october october last year nd some of us din don dey wait longer than that.


We go see am in due date...



March is here already!

Wagbayi padi mi.

ahmtech93:
How many hrs is lagos 2 Niger, paiko 2 b precise

13hrs maximum.

teeblaze23:
Hello guys,
Pls, for d documents needed at camp, will d O'level result or certification be needed in anyway?

Na one person dey argue. Am with me here

Cc: all

Foreign grad YES, naija grad NO..

MissOyin:
Pls I ve a nysc related question.

Am confused on wat hair to mke to camp ooo

I was told fixing z a vry bad option.

Any idea
Cc
Spixtinxy
Fraih
Kbs468
Amodu
Sent4rina
QutyJoicy et all

I recommend zillion braid.

MissOyin:
Oh ok. Yes I ve cos my village pple don't want me to join nysc camp bt am ready 4 dem.

Ahhh pls don't put on ur eyes on me

We can't let u off d hook ni o. U bi wife material and amodu be original tailor wey dey sew wife material. I knw he go sew u well well.

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, I think say non alcoholic alcohol no dey mk u c wella b4

Awon ibeji don over fed on you abi.. U need to chop o.

MissOyin:
Ahn na run away ke . Am ere jare

No mind me, na becos e don tia wey i see u 4 here.
Hope u don go clinic 4 treatment, malaria must not spoil show 4 u in d camp o.

As 4 runaway, na joke o becos i knw say anywia u run go, oga Amodu go run follow u(our eyes are on you if u don't knw)....

spixytinxy:
Sent4rina se anything no do ur eyes sha, se u no dey c missoyin ni

No be today she show face. I jux dey see her massage ni o.

amodu:
Ehn ehn, I for fear...

My dear friend, hw are you doing? Its been a while.

Btw, where is ur missoyin? I've not been seeing her on here recently, has she ran away(im jux asking tho)?

Fraih:
This one you are still up here, I hope you are taking care of my friend, Rukkyola very well. Hows her body now?

She is doing fine, thanks.

I was the last man standing...


Time checked; its exactly 01:08AM here in Nigeria.

Rukkyola:
stil treating it.

Get well soon dear.

Fraiser:
how malaria no go help u manage ur body wen ur gbewudani husband sent4rina no fit manage u well

you dey envy awa luv abi.

Buh wait o, she(rukkyola) say she no want u abi na byforce. Nawa 4u o my friend!

Rukkyola:
i am malaria sick.Am feelin dizzy already.OFF I GO

Eyah sorry. Hope you've treated it? Pele dear..

Sleekyonyx pls can you share ur experience with us on here?

Please how much is Splus?

LogoDWhiz:
Done

thanks pressy.

SmartMugu:
I been assume the guy is on some jokin' sturvs like Falz.

Quite funny..

LogoDWhiz:
Okay bro

plus me muyiwatemitope6@gmail.com

Fraiser:
your luv ke? Wait o una neva fyt, una still dey togeda?, dis my friend try o, hw person go dey live wit woman wey carry anoda man belle

Na amebo go finish u ore. She no fit get belle until after our NYSC...

Kbs468:
Sure the Hon Minister of works and Infrastructure as well as the Brain behind our adorable and cute GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC today.

And hope your side is gradually taking shape too

All thanks to God, we are counting dates.

SmartMugu:
In fact, your Strongle paid off, and you made it! What school did you attend bro?
For those still Strongling out there, Strongle harder, never loose hope and remember there's time for everythings.

Haha Whalai u get bad mouth.. Wetin da poor boy do u na? U 4 correct ham 4 one corner nah haba.

IamSassy:
Lagos state, ogun state, and ondo state

Haba na only u waka come!

I greet una o.

Oga kbs468 hw u dey, hope u don dey ready 4 camp.

Fraiser my surest padi wey no dey ask pesin, i use style dey greet u o.
Hw ur area? Hope u don dey prepare 4 Adamawa(whalai na so'se u go land dia).

To all the gud pepole of GCity, i hail una o.

Rukkyola:
mo ti miss e gan fa!

I missèd u2 o dear mi.

Did u knw i chose Niger becos of u and guess what, dat was where i was posted to. Hurray!

Rukkyola:
i laff! OYO is Femi's case.sent4rina is my man 4 nw

Who is dis Femi you have been chanting dis while? Have you seeing some other guys behind my back?

Btw, where have you been?

Fraiser:
we don see una

No vex sir.

Kbs468:
Even you Minister.

Up Chelsea with only
Fernando
Kolarov
Demichelis?

win na win u knw..

up chelsea fc!