₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
God wil provide ur okpeke 4 u.

Lol... Jux like dat! U wicked o.

Fraiser:
enh enh I no know bur shey u dey very sure of wetin u dey talk sha because i dont see some moniker wey b words nd oppisite wit face o bur no b for dis city sha

As u don talk am "no be dis city"

As d name imply, every thing(information, entertainment, romanceplayno) and people in dis City na GOLDEN.

Every body 4 here pure die!

Rukkyola:
sombori is flattering me o and making my head 2 b bigging

Forget! No be flatter o, na tru yan.. Una beautiful no be small.

In fact, i no dey mind to get 1 okepke among una.:p

Kbs468:
Well, I'm only responding to what you mentioned me for ni ooo.

You no lie at all about our Golden City's Golden Girls as the line of a song that reads 'NO WOMAN NO CRY' doesn't apply here at all.

But I phoned your mjblinks and her friend, my ex-wife, they didn't pick my call, may be they are both angry with me. Any idea about them?

I need a new wife as i don wait tire.

BTW d song na "no woman no crime"

Fraiser:
hw u take know say den d gals dey beatutiful in d first place..ohh ohh ohh ... oookkk ..so u guys dey chek dia dp.. enh ehn

We dn't need a herbalist to tell us how beautiful they are, judging frm their beautiful monikers.

Have u forgotten the popular saying " Beautiful name attracts charming personality"?

Having seeing monikers like:
Laramite
SC31
Rukkyola
Frail
ireneidiva, just to memtion a few.
It takes a simple logic to know that the faces behind these moniker will be nothing but pure beauty.


All the Beauty and the Brain in the house i hail o.

LogoDWhiz:


Chai!

Dis peeps no go kill me!

Ano dey hold knief o abeg.

*whispering*
I don get ur parol abi?

Nawa o! U dis guys jux dey acquire assets ( fine fine ladies) 4 una'selves ehn.

Presy sef no wan gree, he sha dey do try nd error 4 dos gals wey present in here (na so corruption dey take state o; i jux wan tell u say we dey watch u with our 8D goggle o..

Even pesin (i no go mention name) wey don get five(5) woman b4 stil dey struggle to get more (like say dem dey take wife collect money 4 CBN).

Floor members sef dey try dia luck (i no go blame una, wen d executive dey use torch dey pursue gals up and down, wetin i expect citizen dey do). Make una sha take am easy, na my advice be dat.

But wait o...
If we no go lie 4 awa'selve; dis awa ladies carry o. Dem jux dey show 1 by 1 with dia beautiful beautiful face wey be say na only Dead-man no go look dem twice if nt forever sef.

Anyway, me sef no mind o. I need 1 fine beautiful okpeke, i mean, otutupoyoyo wey go follow me go camp (Enugu)..

I dey use dis medium dey pronounce my interest 4 here and i go dey look out my window for d 1st luck LADY wey go show interest..

From:
The office of Minister of works and infrastructure.


To:
The Mr presdent (logodwhiz)

Anttorny general (kbs468)

Hon. Amodu

DG DTOBS

Nawa o! U dis guys jux dey acquire assest ( fine fine ladies) 4 una'selves ehn.

Presy sef no wan gree, he sha dey do try nd error 4 dos gals wey present in here (na so corruption dey take state o; i jux wan tell u say we dey watch u with our 8D goggle o..

Even pesin (i no go mention name) wey don get five(5) woman b4 stil dey struggle to get more (like say dem dey take wife collect money 4 CBN).

Floor members sef dey try dia luck (i no go blame una, wen d executive dey use torch dey pursue gals up and down, wetin i expect citizen dey do). Make una sha take am easy, na my advice be dat.

But wait o...
If we no go lie 4 awa'selve; dis awa ladies carry o. Dem jux dey show 1 by 1 with dia beautiful beautiful face wey be say na only Dead-man no go look dem twice if nt forever sef.

Anyway, me sef no mind o. I need 1 fine beautiful okpeke, i mean, otutupoyoyo wey go follow me go camp (Enugu)..

I dey use dis medium dey pronounce my interest 4 here and i go dey look out my window for d 1st luck LADY wey go show interest..

From:
The office of Minister of works and infrastructure.


To:
The Mr presdent (logodwhiz)

Anttorny general (kbs468)

Hon. Amodu

DG DTOBS

Dhameelarhay:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes))))))

God bless you sir.

jtchukwu:
It's been long I have not seen this guy, 'Dchiefpriest' on this thread, I hope he has seen his name and the gods are not angry with him.



cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Armynu
Sent4rina
arcnomec MissOyin
Dominion92
DTOBS
Spixytinxy
Greatestman
Kuchikau et al

I hope so, though i saw him sometimes last week.

amodu:
Thumbs up baba for this piece.

That reminds me. The issue of laminating results; SOR and certificates. Is it permissible even beyond the scope of NYSC

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Armynu
Sent4rina
arcnomec
MissOyin
Dominion92
DTOBS
Spixytinxy
Greatestman
Kuchikau
et al

Don't laminate ur original certificate o, in order to avoid story dat touches d heart..

Gud morning.

Good evening guys..

Spanishmario:

Yea I have, thanks work is killing over here brov hardly have time to sleep sef

How's my sister doing

More work more money..

Your sister have ran away. i've nt seen her 4 d past 4months.

Spanishmario:

Crafty, you know say I still gentle na

Where have you been to? Have you seen your name?

spixytinxy:
na, enugu na my second choice, na me nd jamesdman dey go d same way. Justified19 go come join us

What if?

amodu:
Top of the morning to you all

The Senate yesterday went on recess will resume February 25th and slated that day for the passage of the 2016 appropriation bill.

Considering the distance of that day and with our conviction that it is the budget that is delaying the NYSC in setting date for the orientation camp.

Aren't we on a long thing or what do you think

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Yanabasee
DTOBS
Armynu
Arcnomec
Sent4rina
IghravwelG
MissOyin
Spixytinxy
et al

Budget or no Budget;
I think the issue of inconclusive TT arose as a result of the initial unofficial TT.

Dont u think its unethical to have seen what hasn't be offfically pronounced by an institution of such caliber? "It's like seen the annual budget of a country b4 the president airing to the citizenry through the median".

They(NYSC) are trying to regained their pedigree as a corporate organisation.
All things being equal, i believe we're still camping by either 1st-2nd week of march and in no condition shall we go to camp in April, IMO tho.

Calm down bro, All Roads Lead To Camp, Comes March.

spixytinxy:
yes ooooo, osun abi?

Lol. Osun bawo, na Enugu i dey talk jare.

Oyehomie:
Ooooook......na sent4rina b dat i guess....alryt congratulosun oooo...

Bro wetin i do nw? Ar u going with us na Enugu sure pass.

spixytinxy:
na so ooo, thank u

Are you going with me?

Shammak:
Shammak

Welcome on board.. Enugu go take am.

DTOBS:
The following explains the requirements needed
to use the PCM Biometrics Registration module.
Note that ONLY Digital Persona Scanner
shall be used for Biometrics Fingerprints data
capture
Java Runtime (version 6 to 8 recommended) must
be Installed for online Biometrics Data capture.
Download Java here (JAVA 7) | (JAVA . Ensure
you upgrade JAVA 8 (jre 1.8 or jdk 1. to update
60 if it is installed on your machine and you have
the issue of 'Liveconnect error'. Still Having Issue
With Fingerprints Capture?, Click Here
To use JAVA 8; only minimum of update 60 is
supported across different browsers.
You need to download the DIGITAL Persona
Scanner's driver depending on if your machine is
32 bit or 64 bit . Install the driver before the
scanner can be used online.
If you encounter error(s) after following the
instruction above, please check if your browser
has java enabled. Follow links below for
instructions on how to enable Java in your
browser
Link 1 | Link 2
Also note that apart from the above highlights, no
further requirement is needed to register PCM
online directly including the Biometrics
Fingerprints capture. No Licence is required

*shouting ontop of my voice*

ENGINEER DTOBS.

I Hail o.

DTOBS:
The following explains the requirements needed
to use the PCM Biometrics Registration module.
Note that ONLY Digital Persona Scanner
shall be used for Biometrics Fingerprints data
capture
Java Runtime (version 6 to 8 recommended) must
be Installed for online Biometrics Data capture.
Download Java here (JAVA 7) | (JAVA . Ensure
you upgrade JAVA 8 (jre 1.8 or jdk 1. to update
60 if it is installed on your machine and you have
the issue of 'Liveconnect error'. Still Having Issue
With Fingerprints Capture?, Click Here
To use JAVA 8; only minimum of update 60 is
supported across different browsers.
You need to download the DIGITAL Persona
Scanner's driver depending on if your machine is
32 bit or 64 bit . Install the driver before the
scanner can be used online.
If you encounter error(s) after following the
instruction above, please check if your browser
has java enabled. Follow links below for
instructions on how to enable Java in your
browser
Link 1 | Link 2
Also note that apart from the above highlights, no
further requirement is needed to register PCM
online directly including the Biometrics
Fingerprints capture. No Licence is required

*shouting ontop of my voice*

ENGINEER DTOBS.

bhankyskillz:
Baba I give them till thursday. If not i will go back there and raise hell. I told them its pure negligence on their part. Its clearly no fault of mine. They shouldn't mistake my softness for weakness. The nysc timetable gave them till 30th to correct their mistakes. But I wrote down my name on one list. I cant risk my life traveling from lagos to ife because of somebody's negligence and you won't now attend to me. Am a graduate not an undergraduate that they can bully. I got my certificate. I will fight them if need be. I was really stressed. Its no easy task plying that express its just the Grace of God. I lost count of the accident scenes today when i was coming back i stopped counting at 6.

By their word you shall know them. You be original GreatIfe breed, aluta spirit still dey ur blood (baba a no go lie).

Have u compain? If yes, what was their reply?

Those guys take things with levity, i got ur point buh u need to press them further so that they will retify the mistake(s) before the due date.

Abbie25:
Nope! Infact all my classmates weren't on the list except for an Xtra year student. Am guessing Batch B tinz then

Eyah so sorry, i could feel ur pains. We suffered d same fate when OAU decided not to mobilized us in batch B15 despite d fact that we graduated around April (almost 6months b4 camp).

Don't lose hope my sister, who knows, they may upload ur names b4/on friday..

MissOyin:
I will tink abt it

You need nt think about it, u'll go with us (either Amodu like it or not).

MissOyin:
To whr oo

Enugu of cours.

jubrealguy:
Enugu all the way

Our camp go feel us die..

amodu:
Me no go ooo

Your wife(missoyin) dey follow us.. U beta think am well well.:p

tellasola:
I'm here Sent4rina.

Broda notin do us, we go rock Enugu 2geda no doubt..

Enugu here i come... Who dey follow me go abeg?



#TeamGeatIfe

Good morning guys.. You are all doing wonderfully well for moving the thread forward, i must confess.

However, i say a big congratulations to those that have seen their name on NYSC portal, and for we that are looking forward for our names, we shall all smile at the end of today.

I was kind of busy these days, that was why you're not seeing me on here. Buh i promise to come back as soon as possible.

And to all my Great Ife pallies, you are all weldone..

My oga at the top, you are all GBASKÍ
CC;
LogoDwhiz
Amodu
kbs468
Dtobs
Bobolil (Mr Recorder)
greatestman
Armynu
Adusco
Hilsocial et al.


#OneLove

boboLIL:
schools dah have uploaded their students' names on nysc site


... AAU, EKPOMA


... CRAWFORD UNI


... CRUTECH


... DELTA STATE POLY, OGWASHI- UKU


... EBONYI STATE UNI


... ESUT*****


... FED POLY OFFA******


... FED UNI OF AGRIC, ABEOKUTA*****


...FUNAAB******


... HERITAGE POLY. EKET


... KADPOLY


... KASU


... LASPOTECH****


... MAUTECH


... MOUAU******


... NOVENA UNI*****


... ODUDUWA UNI*****


... UNIABJ


... UNICAL


... UNN


... UNIOSUN




NB:: school recently uploaded goes with this...*****



Pls tag me if your school has uploaded oh.. Biko Check your name on nysc verified senate list here


http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/VerifySenateLists


http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/verifysenatelists

OBSEVERVATION

Fed Uni of Agric Abeokuta and FUNAAB is dsame skul.