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Crime / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Lagos Orders Indefinite Closure Of Dowen College by SEO2002: 5:43pm On Dec 03, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
But football can really cause body injuries
If not for the lips....I would have concluded a little bit that it is a case of fractured hips from the football

I remember when I was a little boy playing the normal monkey post

I had this same hips injury...fell down awkwardly

For good one week...I was unable to walk...I nearly died
you should have died though.

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Music/Radio / Re: These Are The Top Best Nigerian Songs Of 2021, Which Is Your Favourite? by SEO2002: 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
IbileIfe:
You missed some outstanding songs.
fool y did u quote everything.

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Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by SEO2002: 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:

nope because messi is very sincere to himself..wen his body starts getting strain or weak n constant injuries coming in, he would jus reject any improve deal n go bk to Argentina club n retire...
him don too achiev n na cr7 i see lasting longer bcox he would wanna push himself..
e better make messi jus leave big team n relax than to spoil e record n to avoid see finish
guy 4get that thing oh. These guys may play till 40 cos none will want to retire b4 the other. Messi may want to catch up with ororo in goals while the latter may strive to catch up on golden boots or ballon d or. So they definitely dnt think of retirement anytime soon.
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by SEO2002: 4:38pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:

simply bcoz zlatan av played more games than cr7, zlatan was still im Milan at 36 before he went to mls
make ur cr7 reach 40 n lets see if e will play top level football in any top european club
u de forget say zlatan is a martial artist n cr7 is just a sports man....who suppose get fitness pass?
ok if cr7 cant play till 40 ,will Messi play till 40. Be sincere.
Sports / Re: Rangnick 1st press conference: I've never seen anyone as fit aged 36 as Ronaldo by SEO2002: 2:54pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:
lolz...maybe e doesnt know about a zlatan scoring in italy at 40yrs n I dnt see dis cr7 in top european club wen e clocks 40, till den sha...
Mr/mrs op....this is the second cr7 thread u av dropped today n its just 12 n i know it would end up hitting f.p again.
I dnt know d agreement u av with d mods but i just like d fact dt u are happy, active n vibrant since morning all bcoz cr7 scored against arsenal last nite..
u went offline n hardly post news since messi won dt 7th award n i said u would get urself back n start disturbing with numerous cr7 threads wen next cr7 scores n here u are...
enjoy the time while it last my gee...
guy the Zlatan u talking abt though does nt play up to 10 games a season due to injuries. Tell me when last ororo was injured. This is nt comparision bt everyone knows that RONNY is fit and performs like someone in his 20s.

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Sports / Re: 800 And Counting : Manchester United Celebrate C.ronaldo [video] by SEO2002: 12:55pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:
congrats to him.....
but wait o, its still morning n not 12 yet and this is the 5th front page topic on this same "cr7 800 goals" dt av seen..
is dey something am missing here? is it that nairaland itself or its mods are under the payroll of some cr7 fans to always promote him n shove his news down our throats?
why is it that cr7 wins n news easily get countless appearance on f.p but messi wins hardly do??
why is it that wen its bad for cr7, countless thread are created in sports section but we hardly see such news making front page but when its bad for messi, dey easily push any topics or opinion to discredit messi...why??
this sentiments, bias n favoritism for cr7 n hatred for messi isnt healthy n not a good way to run a public forum..
I hope d owner of dis site is watching n he should pls make a stop to this nonsense, dts if he isnt part of this conspiracy n stinking shenanigans.
Enjoy ur weekend all...
Sports / Re: 800 And Counting : Manchester United Celebrate C.ronaldo [video] by SEO2002: 12:55pm On Dec 03, 2021
paulolee:
congrats to him.....
but wait o, its still morning n not 12 yet and this is the 5th front page topic on this same "cr7 800 goals" dt av seen..
is dey something am missing here? is it that nairaland itself or its mods are under the payroll of some cr7 fans to always promote him n shove his news down our throats?
why is it that cr7 wins n news easily get countless appearance on f.p but messi wins hardly do??
why is it that wen its bad for cr7, countless thread are created in sports section but we hardly see such news making front page but when its bad for messi, dey easily push any topics or opinion to discredit messi...why??
this sentiments, bias n favoritism for cr7 n hatred for messi isnt healthy n not a good way to run a public forum..
I hope d owner of dis site is watching n he should pls make a stop to this nonsense, dts if he isnt part of this conspiracy n stinking shenanigans.
lol...im a staunch Ronaldo fan bt i agree with u. The news dn too much sha
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores 800th Career Goal As Man Utd Defeats Arsenal by SEO2002: 7:25am On Dec 03, 2021
unbitchable:

Lol... He has flopped in many big games this year. stop lying.
just like ur stupid father and useless mother flopped in taming an animal like u.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 9:52pm On Dec 01, 2021
stroller9795:

It’s better than you fave who hawks mkpuru Mirigrin
downchelsea wont like this. E enter gan. D

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Investment / Re: Run Away From Roqqu! by SEO2002: 11:43am On Nov 29, 2021
Kaymus:


Roqqu later paid back my money after several chats with a customer service representative. She asked me to send my email and password for my login to Roqqu of which I did. After 18 hours l received an alert into my bank account. I am happy it is rectified now. So whoever has the same issue can try chat with a customer service representative on the messages app or watsapp. I believe your issue too will be solved.
hi, pls hw do I conact Roqqu via whatsapp. I made a p2p deposit of 24,500 since Nov 2 but yet to reflect in my wallet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by SEO2002: 8:47pm On Nov 28, 2021
unbitchable:

cheesy cheesy

The old fraud has scored 0 goals against Chelsea all his career both past and present in England.
bastardised bastard. He has scored against chelsea in the ucl. Cunt.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 8:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
grin
Nozino:



Ask them. You share the same graveyard with them.
comrade this table wey others dy shake e reach ur turn u cm brk the leg grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Snake In The Neighborhood. Becareful! It's Dry Season by SEO2002: 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2021
Desammyst:
Please, can I get the thread on the snake attack on the Nigeria Airforce officer? Thank you.
check my profile. I posted abt it sm days ago.
Romance / Re: The Problem With Beautiful Women by SEO2002: 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


Picture or ion believeit
check her dp grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 9:05pm On Nov 25, 2021
cheesy
stroller9795:

And what if she has ashawo tendencies?
Is WM not a male prostitute?
Isn’t he a bleached gay.got and an occultist?
If not for bbn,Wetin concern a high class babe like Queen with your fat pig?
Let me hear ‘Pim’ from you again…shior!!
easy on the monkey gang baby. grin
stroller9795:

And what if she has ashawo tendencies?
Is WM not a male prostitute?
Isn’t he a bleached gay.got and an occultist?
If not for bbn,Wetin concern a high class babe like Queen with your fat pig?
Let me hear ‘Pim’ from you again…shior!!
easy on the monkey gang baby.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd November 2021 by SEO2002: 11:23pm On Nov 23, 2021
danny56:



C ronaldo is Man U Jonah.... Take him out and sail smooth.
just like how unfortunate ur bastardised father is.
Literature / Re: LOST IN UNIPORT (a Story Of Vengeance, Crime And Betrayal) ft chimexplosive by SEO2002: 9:39am On Nov 23, 2021
OP update oh!!!! So captivating
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 9:48pm On Nov 22, 2021
stroller9795:
How can you dress like a Gotv marketer to meet your Governor?
Are you so broke that you couldn’t afford a decent outfit?
He looks so disgusting like an Over fed pig and I’m so sure that he just farted…Tueh!!
eggzactly, look at how he held his waist lyk a woman in labour. Tueh. Pukes

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Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by SEO2002: 10:56am On Nov 22, 2021
So my first post on NL made front page
Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by SEO2002: 8:52am On Nov 22, 2021
cc lalasticlala
Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by SEO2002: 8:51am On Nov 22, 2021
grin grin(
AlhajiNatty:
Choi!
Another thousand way to die. This time, it is through the favorite of Lalasticlala. What a pity.
Can't imagine a snake biting my akpa ife while doing my business. Ah!!

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Health / Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by SEO2002: 12:39am On Nov 22, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8EubYaj4Y

A Nigerian lady in Abuja has been reportedly bitten and killed by a snake that hid in her WC. The snake bit her as she bent to urinate. We should be cautious of our homes and environment. Link to the video of the snake being pulled out below.

This is Just Sad!!! Nigerian Lady LCPL Bercy passed on after A Big Snake Hidden inside her Toilet Bowl bit her when she sat down to Pee in her home in Abuja, Please always be very cautious of your home and environment, May Her Gentle Soul RIP, Amen, take out 3secs��

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWjc1RVDToN/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Sports / Lady Dies After Being Bitten By A Big Snake Hidden In Her Toilet , When She Sat by SEO2002: 12:13am On Nov 22, 2021
A Nigerian lady has been reportedly bitten by a snake that was hidden in her toilet bowl in Abuja. She was bitten by the snake when she sat to urinate . We all should be cautious of our home and environment. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWjc1RVDToN/?utm_medium=copy_link
Literature / Re: LOST IN UNIPORT (a Story Of Vengeance, Crime And Betrayal) ft chimexplosive by SEO2002: 11:55pm On Nov 18, 2021
Intriguing story OP....mk i dy anticipate. cc som497 dominique Gbegirisoup Downchelsea Playmaker14. Tori dn land

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 11:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
Gbegirsoup:
Las Las na Jenny's glow E end.


I laugh in "We Don't do cheap bleaching cream endorsements".

Jenny's glow wey na 100k per month Dem dey pay their ambassadors... cheesy grin




lol the pressure on the donkey was much so he went for the cheap deal. Who knows if its up to 100k cos this Jenny glow dy sign up to 10 hm per season.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SEO2002: 6:40pm On Nov 17, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
In other news

I hear say NINI don broke…

List of housemates that have gone broke shortly after BBN
Niyi lawal
All this one does now is post weird videos on Instagram,nothing creative at all

NINI
She don gradually disappear from our screen with her yet to be found mysterious abi imaginary outside Boyfriend
how is she broke

Princess
Arin
Beatrice
Yerins and co.

SMH

The real super stars from this year BBN
Liquorose
Pere
I first singled out Dis 2, coz they’ve really taken advantage of the platform BBN gave dem especially PERE, to do well for themselves…I’m so proud of PERE especially

Maria

Cross
Whitemoney (just riding on based on na him win am)

Angel too is doing well

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by SEO2002: 5:35pm On Nov 17, 2021
Phillipsr105:
Ok
God punish u if u ever drop this pix here. Scrawny looking scammer. Play the game and use it to feed ur hungry father who is malnourished.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Untill January 19th by SEO2002: 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2021
Godons1:


The thing really pain this man well well grin grin grin grin grin
yh just like it pains ur father to go hungry. He goat. Im sure u cant afford three square meals.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Untill January 19th by SEO2002: 11:51am On Nov 10, 2021
elmodee7:
Very good. Let him rot in his hell hole for life.
Im nt suprised u type without a brain just like ur father that has a head filled with cobwebs

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