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Politics / Re: Tinubu Donates ₦1 Billion To LASU For Leadership Development Centre by SEO2002: 10:55am On Mar 25, 2022
Invictuse:
Exactly what the criminal Pandora Peter Obi did when he was caught sharing 10 10 Naira to your fathers in the attcjed photos.

you're as foolish as your mother
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Tests Nuclear Missile Capable Of Hitting Continental Areas Of USA by SEO2002: 10:35am On Mar 25, 2022
Rastaramsey:
North Korea are trying to get relevant once more grin grin grin

USA will destroy those motherfuckers within a day grin angry grin

Trust me, it won't be as slow and incomplete like Putin's
USA can't go to war against North Korea mate. Two nuclear war heads going head to head is very deadly as there won't be any winner or loser.
Sports / Re: Portugal Will Play North Macedonia For A Place At The 2022 World Cup by SEO2002: 8:59am On Mar 25, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

.... You may get the shock of your Life!
People wey trash Italy...
Scored goals against Germans.
No take them play ooo
By the way;
How can a gOAT be playing countries like;
Luxembourg.
Turkey.
Macedonia.
Albania.
Armenia.
Poland.
What kind of gOAT is that?
Possibly "ewu"...
see this ba$tard acting like his foolish mother. Bolivia Ecuador and co are all top 10 countries bah. Ronnie's hattrick against Spain is sth your midget won't ever accomplish in his international career. Don't even tell me about his hattrick against Brazil because it was a friendly. His last club hattrick was two years ago and you can guess the club. Yeah. Eibar grin grin

Sports / Re: Portugal Will Play North Macedonia For A Place At The 2022 World Cup by SEO2002: 8:56am On Mar 25, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

.... You may get the shock of your Life!
People wey trash Italy...
Scored goals against Germans.
No take them play ooo
By the way;
How can a gOAT be playing countries like;
Luxembourg.
Turkey.
Macedonia.
Albania.
Armenia.
Poland.
What kind of gOAT is that?
Possibly "ewu"...
dunce
Sports / Re: Portugal Will Play North Macedonia For A Place At The 2022 World Cup by SEO2002: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2022
Kingcalls:
The Painment of messi fans .... they can't believe their hope Italy crashed out...this shows u how competitive Europe is ... now if Ronaldo scores a hattrick against Macedonia, u will see them try to run him down calling Macedonia cheap... Italy cudnt score them a single goal at home oooo
not forgetting this North Macedonia team beat Germany. This midgetonians go Cry and bleed tire. Make Tuesday reach first

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Calls Barca Star Depay On Live Video, Invites Him To His 02 Show (video) by SEO2002: 1:56am On Mar 04, 2022
grin grin grin burst my head comrade
mikemodel24:
Depay na another version of Pogba. Expect to see him there. Invite Pogba too, he will come with lingard and it obvious he is already teaching Elanga how to dance and probably he might bring Bruno his bestie along

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Family / Re: I Love My Wife & My Kid, But I Want To Leave The Marriage. Help! by SEO2002: 5:06am On Feb 26, 2022
dawnomike:
This is seriously serious... Seems you are a christian; agree with your wife and pray as one out of this mess.

I am not discrediting what you said about her, but think twice before leaving your beautiful home for nonsense.
You're a bastard for quoting the entire write up. F00l. Dimwit

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Celebrities / Re: Oxlade Trends As His Private Intimate Video Leaks To Social Media by SEO2002: 2:29pm On Feb 09, 2022
LaReinaa:
And Tiwa Savage was highly criticized! The level of double standard y’ll exhibit irks me….
You no see Oxlade bedmatics. If you wan commit sin, you do am well grin grin
Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo - 37 ‘factos’ About The Portuguese Star by SEO2002: 2:35pm On Feb 05, 2022
abobote:
Ronaldo should retire or go to America and stop spoiling games for manU. His selfishness is destroying my lovely club
you are rubbing your family name in the mud because of how foolish and stupid you are just like your mother. Bastardised dingbat.
Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo - 37 ‘factos’ About The Portuguese Star by SEO2002: 2:33pm On Feb 05, 2022
vincentjk:
My idol wen first unfollow greenwood after the allegation.

Too bad.
He was never following Greenwood in the frist place. I checked that a long time when Greenwood started becoming selfish.
Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo - 37 ‘factos’ About The Portuguese Star by SEO2002: 2:32pm On Feb 05, 2022
blamingthedevil:
He bottled FA Cup, missed penalty, could not score open net. Factor. It was a mistake on the part of Manchester United signing him

you are a mistake to your already miserable family. You made life worse for them. Bastardised bastard.
Sports / Re: Nike Suspends Relationship With Mason Greenwood by SEO2002: 2:45pm On Feb 01, 2022
Jokerman:


Messi also get assists from indirect free kicks and corner kicks....
I swear. Ronaldo does not play corner kicks or indirect FKs too. Imagine if he does
Sports / Re: Nike Suspends Relationship With Mason Greenwood by SEO2002: 5:21am On Feb 01, 2022
paulolee:

make una stop all this talk abegi, greenwood wasnt getting paid to pass for cr7 to tapin or cr7 folow de gv am match bonus??.
d talk no jus sweet for ear, all strikers are selfish n if na so cr7 bin de pass for e teamates dt are free to score since e started football, do u think he would av 800+ goals with less than 300 assist??
take ur time n watch his madrid gaols in league n in UCL...he scored so many goals from tight places n even long ranges wen he is supposed to pas for benz n bale for tap ins.
but instead, it was benzema dt was madrid top 9 but still loading cr7 with assist instead of going for goal...
modified- some are quoting me saying cr7 had more assist..
this will help, cr7 have almost 1000 games n 800+ goals than the top 4 players bt av the least assist...
also benzema n bale are the players dt av given him d most assit in his career with 47 n 32 assit respectively bt greenwood ain't them..
Tf do you know how many chances Ronaldo created for Benzema that he wasted. Ronaldo would have had at least 300 assists if Benzema was clinical. I wish I could post videos here. It's really Benzema's fault Ronaldo has less than 300 assists. Man keeps wasting chances unlike Messi that played with Villa,Pedro,Suarez and co
Sports / Re: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by SEO2002: 7:38pm On Jan 30, 2022
Prison FC lineup for UEFA prison cup final
Sub: Ryan Giggs
Siggurdson
Bissouma
Jerome Boateng

Sports / Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2021 Winners (updates) by SEO2002: 3:02am On Jan 18, 2022
Laggatumuch:


It was harry Kane that won EPL Golden boot and had the highest assist yet EPL nor give am any award, they carry best EPL player give Debruyne
that's true sef. Thanks bro. Already modified
Sports / Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2021 Winners (updates) by SEO2002: 9:15pm On Jan 17, 2022
paulolee:
lewa won this and m happy as long as e no go cause wahala dis nite but i no understand sallah making d top3 bt not on the team of the year..
abeg wetin cr7 do last year to be included in dt best 11 list n sallah no dey o.. dis award na joke
who scored more goals between Salah and Ronaldo last year, Ronaldo won 2 trophies, Salah won none. Salah won EPL golden boot, Ronaldo won Serie A golden boot and Euros Golden boot while becoming all time top scorer in football history and also in International football. Lastly Salah and Ronaldo don't play the same wing. Don't be biased. For me Halaand ain't supposed to be there. They should have gone with 4-3-3 with Mendy as GK, Cancelo,Bonucci,T.Silva and Rudiger as def. KDB kante and Jorginho as MF and Leo Lewan and CR7 as forwards. Modified: Salah didn't even win the Golden boot sef. Mtchew . Case closed.

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Celebrities / Re: EFCC Invades Comedian"de-general's" House And Assaults Him by SEO2002: 10:48am On Jan 12, 2022
cc lalasticlala
Celebrities / EFCC Invades Comedian"de-general's" House And Assaults Him by SEO2002: 1:31am On Jan 12, 2022
The EFCC ( Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) allegedly invaded the house of popular skit maker De General late last night.
This was made known by the comedian who went live on his IG page where we could see personnels of the commission harass him. Seriously the excesses of this people need to checked. The link to the video below.https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYnB0dSJy3j/?utm_medium=copy_link

Celebrities / Re: Portable Sprays Money On Slay Queens (Photos) by SEO2002: 3:10pm On Jan 10, 2022
cc lalasticlala

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Celebrities / Portable Sprays Money On Slay Queens (Photos) by SEO2002: 3:07pm On Jan 10, 2022
In the video below you can see Portable spraying money while some ladies rush to pick it up on his bed. Link to the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgK6KJdEpg4

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYjTPbvhIO-/?utm_medium=copy_link

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Accused Of 'disrespecting' PSG And Mauricio Pochettino After Return by SEO2002: 9:48am On Jan 09, 2022
Kingcalls:
Thats y they dint include him in tomorrow's game against lyon...

Only people wins an intact start smart brain know that Messi is not what most people think he is.... messi is like Obama, while Ronaldo is like Trump ...

Records show that Trump was a better president, but the media are selling Obama ...

Ronaldo fans predicted that Messi will flop at psg ...but messi fans due to their dullness dint agree... Ronaldo fans said psg will not see semi finals of CL , but Messi fans said CL na sure banker when he joined...


This simply shows u that Messi fans are weak football analysts and thats y they think he's the greatest... real analysts know that Messi can't measure close to Ronaldo....

If Ronaldo started his career in Madrid and Madrid were balanced like barca when Messi joined, Ronaldo presently will be on over 1000 goals with at least 8 champions league titles and 12 league titles

Abd if Ronaldo was Argentine, he wud hv won 2 World cups , 4 copa America and wud hv been top scorer in the world cup ahead of klose
FACTOS cool
Crime / Lady Sets Her Ex-Boyfriend Ablaze In Abia On His Traditional Marriage Day by SEO2002: 8:43am On Jan 03, 2022
A lady in Abia State today set her ex boyfriend ablaze because the latter abandoned her for another girl. Today being the day of his traditional marriage, she called him over to her place. When he came she poured fuel on him and set him ablaze.

Meanwhile, the guy grabbed her and both of them burnt to third degree.

As at the time of writing this report, the duo have been rejected by three hospitals and they are currently on their way to Umuahia. Viewers discretion is advised as the pictures below are graphic.

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Sports / Re: Messi's Standards Drop In 2021 by SEO2002: 3:46pm On Dec 25, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Just watch how one biased PENDU moderator will push this thread to front page with speed.

Gianuluggi Buffoon slammed PENDU and dish out some real fact on how the Portuguese Tap-in merchant destabilize the Juventus team during his time at Turin.... The topic was created, but, as usual, the biased PENDU moderator Ignored it.
useless bastard. Go to the orphange where you come from and eat from the donations made. Dingbat
Sports / Re: Ramos Sent Off In Third PSG Appearance As French Club Struggles Continue by SEO2002: 8:17am On Dec 23, 2021
Damnn niggarrr a leopard can never change its spot. Received two yellows despite coming on in the 2nd half.

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Sports / Re: Ji-sung Park Takes On Coaching Role At Queens Park Rangers by SEO2002: 4:18pm On Dec 22, 2021
Aurelius1:
Bro can I send you a mail? I need you to be my coach/mentor.
ok
Sports / Re: Ji-sung Park Takes On Coaching Role At Queens Park Rangers by SEO2002: 2:04am On Dec 22, 2021
Damnn niggarrr one of my fav midfielder of SAF era. FTC dedicated to all bombers out there. More cashouts this festive season. More pussies to bang. Lights my SK

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Sports / Re: Tottenham Out Of Europa After UEFA Award Rennes Victory by SEO2002: 11:25pm On Dec 20, 2021
dominique:
Tough luck
awwn...swthrt I missed u. Come and take me to cloud 9 bby
Crime / Re: Two Hoodlums Lynched At Regina Junction, Awka (Graphic Photo) by SEO2002: 10:40pm On Dec 20, 2021
grin grin
Shaolin77:
Ikpu MMA gi
grin comrade no be so nh . Ordinary monkey post u carry Ronaldo enter pitch.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Tacha: PH Lady With The Bleaching Cream Body Odour by SEO2002: 5:02pm On Dec 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
if you truly get sense, you for understand wetin I mean.
u are actually the one suffering from a dearth of common sense lyk ur mum.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Tacha: PH Lady With The Bleaching Cream Body Odour by SEO2002: 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2021
[quote author=Wiseandtrue post=108582078][/quote] bastardised bastard. Why did u quote everything. Dingbat.

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