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legendsilver: copyright commission are on dia way for u lolz

lolz!.... Atleast it was rightly-copied!...

Kenistry: Ronaldinho...2005

EXACTLY who i had in mind!...

heefeholuwah: Op..this is an old stuff...you probably saw it on twitter or facebook bt. certainly nt a supposed stunt with Ur brother..anyways the answer is quite simple..have you forgotten man is dust and unto dust he shall return...tz simply another Of God's mystery concerning man..just like how sometimes u wake up from ur bed and find lil grains of sand on ur bed...

hmmm!... Maybe my younger bro doesn't have a twiter or facebook account!...

[quote author=Noble.G]Don't worry it is normal. It's all that dead skin that didn't quite wash off. No matter the soap you use, you will still see some of your dead skin on the towel if you rub it hard on your skin.

Human skin is an amazing organ -- protective, waterproof, and exceedingly useful. It's also constantly changing and regenerating itself. That said, what happens to dead skin cells? You might be a little grossed out to find out where they go and just how many you lose each day. The layer you can see is called the epidermis. It's composed of cells made of keratin, a hard substance that also forms your hair and nails. In other species, keratin forms hooves, claws, horns, and even the shells of turtles and the spines of porcupines. The individual cells are called keratinocytes.

New keratinocytes grow at the lowest level of the epidermis, which bonds with the next layer, the dermis. The new skin cells gradually push their way to the top layer. When they reach the top, they die and are "weathered" by the environment and your daily activities. The top "dead" layer is called the stratum corneum. Eventually, the dead cells break away from the epidermis and fall off, making room for newer cells growing up from below. It takes roughly one month for new cells to get all the way to the top layer, meaning the skin you have a month from today will be completely new compared to the skin you have now.

Scientists estimate that the human body is made up of around 10 trillion cells in total. Your skin makes up about 16 percent of your body weight, which means you have roughly 1.6 trillion skin cells. Of course, this estimate can vary tremendously according to a person's size. The important thing is that you have a lot of skin cells. Of those billions of skin cells, between 30,00[/b]0 and [b]40,000 of them fall off every hour. Over a 24-hour period, you lose almost a million skin cells.

Where do they all go? The brown color on your towel, some of the dust that collects on your tables, TV, and on those picture frames that are so hard to get clean is made mostly from dead human skin cells. In other words, your house is filled with former bits of yourself. In one year, you'll shed more than 8 pounds (3.6 kilograms) of dead skin. It gets even grosser: Your house is also filled with trillions of microscopic life forms called dust mites that eat your old dead skin.

My advice is: Try not to use one towel more than two days. And remember, a damp towel is a breeding ground for bacteria, so always make sure it dries before next use. Personally, I use one towel only twice before washing, which means I use one per day. I like fresh towels, especially, in the morning.[/quote]Nice Lecture!... Thanks!

gwas: Op, you sure say na your broda ask you this question true true? Because me I don dey see this question online for over one week now o.

yhu know weda na from there him see the question wey him ask me?....


*wetin kwonsine me?*

Joavid: And what's your problem? Did the op complain?

And why should I die? Life is just too sweet..
You shout DIE like you are poverty striken!
Perhaps a few naira notes will make you whole again(that is if you have ever been "whole",just let me know and I would gadly send you some and repair yourself!

Don't ever quote me again!

A WIFE MATERIAL!....

**Confirm**.... Yaya my man!


Hit "LIKE" if you think he deserves it!...

Joavid: Copy and paste tinz
I have read something similar

Include your source or I call you a thief

Yhu see ur life?... Instead wey yhu go grab wetin the guy yarn, or better still sharrap, yhu dey talk a different nonsense!.....

[quote author=gcfr.com]Nice pic.
But why re you now displaying your private life on a public forum? Dem never yab your life for you b4 abi?[/quote]Nah!... I aint scared of that!...
All of us know goodluck village and him wife, and the man still dey breath!...

I don't see anythang wrong wif it!... Thanks anyway!

ccollins: Beauty and the beast or heaven and hell

[quote what are yhu saying?

Zet72: If u like attack me till thy kingdom-come, last I do is to abuse people on issue like this.

Like I said before, if don't repent & get ur self off that catholic system, u will burn in hell without mercy.

lolz!... We'll see who burns in hell!...

donphilopus: @bolded! Who told you, you don't have problem?? If you don't have problem, why would you be insulting people just because of the church you attend?? You must be a discombobulated nitwit, for spewing trash!

hahahaha!... Yhu see?... For ur info, i don't attend either of the churches!... So?... Who has a problem here?

Polio: What is with this silly trend on this forum nowadays?

A "Trend" or a "Thread"?...
Which one?

donphilopus: I've never supported Idi Amin on this forum! But, I must tell you that what he said was right. Is Roman-catholic (Not Catholic), the only church in Nigeria?? Is Anglican not there?? How often do they complain about Anglican?? Calling him those names won't solve your problem!

did i tell yhu i have any problem?.. Yhu, okpo-tie and ur idi-amin are the most confused and problematic animals!..

Zet72: No problem on that day, u will cry had I known...

lolz!... I don't have a problem with "the judgment day"... Buh sincerely speaking, i never knew ignorant fOOls like yhu would showcase ur stupidity on the internet!... Yhu and Okpo-tie should Go get that cheap publicity else where!...

Fayrouzz: Loll... Is dat a promise??

lolz!.... Its a certaintity!...

Khalessi: Since everyone is kissing the OP's aśs lemme follow suit.....you guys are hot. btw that bag you carry you they collect AKAWO(SUSU)?

hahahahahaha!... Can't stop lafing!...
Yhu nor well!

Beennkumar: Maybe. I'll be expecting an invitation though

Definitely!... By God's grace!

Beennkumar: Cute couple

When's the wedding?

pretty soon!... I'm still in my middle 20's, there's still tym shey?

Energito: she fine but her up something no big.i dey like girls wey carry big something for up.

lolz!... Kai!... Guys nor dey use eye see big bweasts!...
Me too like big bweasts oo, buh i love her own size, she gather every other thang complete!.. *yhu know wah i mean*

Fayrouzz: U guys re sweet.. When the beautiful and hansome kids starts coming, pls keep me posted

lolz!... Of course!.. We gonna make sure fayrouz 'll be their favorite drink!....
Thanks bro!

FlowerPower: You two look beautiful together.

thanks dear rose flower!... Yhu're beautiful too, just saw it!...

[quote author=steve_cantrell]Its called a dermoid cyst.

Don't worry it means you'll be rich and famous.
Just pray it don't get bigger than that.[/quote]*lolz*.... It has almost disappeared!...
Thou i'm still rich (*winks)*, buh i'm not yet sure abt fame!..

kokoA: busy body.. Who ask you for advice sef?

hahahahahahaha!....
Nigerians sef!... I fink the guy is concerned!...

wazzar: That bald picture @ ur back spoilt everything

thats 2baba ooo!... Lolz!...

hehehe

Help your poor self!...
Good Sex!... Thats the only solution!... And pls, reduce the rate yhu masturbate, its deadly!

Orikinla: U fine pass your girlfriend and her eyes look dull.
Make una use Aloe Vera for acne.

my own acne nor need drug!... Na only one or two dey appear sometyms, na hormonal issshhh!
Thanks thou!

raficki87: that pimple on ur forhead cameout with malice...guy u offend person...

hahahhahaha!...
I be fine bwoy wif only one pimple!...
I been dey see my period that tym!.... *lolz*