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And who says being single is sinful?...

It's simply a rare and difficult decision to take!

mencade6: our ladies are stubborn goats that wont listen to advice, until time is against them. They always act as if Pu-ci is quantified and scientifically valued. If that is part of their crude thinking then;

[size=30pt](1) what is the unit of measurement of Va.gi.na?
(2) is Va.gi.na greater than P.e.nis?
(3) one Va.gi.na is equal to how many P.e.nis?

Nonsense ladies[/size]

I know the answer to the 3rd question!..

One V.a.g.i.n.a is equal to thousands of different sized and coloured P.e.n-i.s!.... *hehehehehe* i try shey?

Oh God!... When will all these nonsensical killings stop?

She's is simply saying....


"Don't Judge Anyone"...

Prostitutes have now turned butchers!....
Heard of a similar story that happened in brazil!... These harlots are really taking this business seriously!... Their customers should take note, "No money, No joystick"!.... *lolz*

tjskii: Try u ke,abeg my pikins stil small,I never ready to chop poison

hahahahaha!...

tjskii: ^^like say u wey dey talk sabi pound yam ,I sure say to make ordinary eba sef,go be war

Lolz!... Na mouth yhu just yarb me so ooo!...
But the truth be say, i dey cook well well, nor be mout, i been don help my aunty cook for her restaurant before...
Abi yhu wan try me?.... *hehehe*

I don't know if it's too late to get my name on that sheet!.... Proudly LION......
UNN.

Mummytea: U guys shouldn't laugh oh.
My nicknames are:
Bongolongo - given to me by ma elder sis
Bose - given to me by ma mum
Bosolaba-bosiliki - given to me by ma elder bro
Pwua - given to me by ma mum
Teddybear - given to me in sec sch. neva wil 4get
Cartoon - given to me also in sec sch
Oke-bose - given to me in sec sch
Thick - given to me by my neighbour wen i wz young, coz i was fat and yes, THICK
My Balloon - given to me by my eldest bro.
Baby Corper - given to me by my colleagues during ma nysc.

P.S: those are the major ones for now.

Nawao, so na only you pack all the names wey for reach me!

Food First...
I rate myself 7, and my wife must cook much better than me!..

Airforce1: I think she's pregnant..

Buh come to fink of it, do witches get pregnant?...*hehehehe*


"i nor talk anytin ooo"

tjskii: My sister,no be only you,once I hit dt pestle 2ce,my body go just dey shake,I'll start sweatin profusely, becom cold and hot at d same time,hian ,na so I jejely advise myself,started usind d tiny morter used for pounding soup ingredients,for d yam,even dt tiny mortar sef no be beans,so I pound for only my husby,d rest of us na to face eba,I no fit shout

.Most of una "can't-fit" pound common nyarm, yet una go wan compare una selves wif men!... "ahhhhrrr!.."...
#winkz#

PurpleHouse: There's one thing Keshi always tell his Players before a high Profile match: "you are as good or even better than your opponents" Man to Man, skills to skills, pace to pace, Eagles are good! But i still believe that kind of teams we face at the Group stage will determine our fate on the long run!
Taking into consideration that we haven't even invited majority of our good legs yet e.g. Haruna, Nosa, Aluko, Joel Obi, Ogbuke, Onuoha (I see him changing his mind before the world cup), Otigba, etc... plus training together for a long time before the world cup proper, i see a Nice world cup for the Eagles, but we still need a favorable group stage, especially now that FIFA and the whoole world knows what we are capable of. The World is Watching. Eagles can't Afford to fail.

you dey there when him dey tell him players all those things?...
"haba mallam!!!"... Anyway, e fit be true shaaa!...

thanks bro!... But what are your reasons?... And like how much would it cost to acquire such modernized machines!... Thanks again!

We all have our list of habits; whether good of bad. Some of us bite our nails, smoke, overspend, e.t.c. We tend to subconsciously do these things almost everyday without even being aware that they've become the relay neurons between our behaviour and personality. We just can't do without them. And don't even dare disagree with me...*lolz*

Don't worry, I aint here to judge anyone. I Just want it to be fun; and probably quench my curiousity. What are are your top 5 funny habits?...
Wait! check mine first!...

(1) I don't brush my teeth in the morning. I enjoy doing it later in the day or probably at night- A crazy one.
(2) I don't sleep. I find it very very difficult to just sleep at night. I don't think this one is even funny.
(3) I dont make use of tissue paper after defecating. I prefer water. "E nor get enemy"...
(4) I overspend on articles, even cheap ones. I hardly buy things (especially clothes) lower than what i estimated before heading to the market, i usually think that cheap things are fake!... "I never wan learn".
(5) I never almost answer my phone when it rings the first time. I enjoy listening to my ringtones... LOLz...
Now you all know my deep dark secrets, what are yours... Confess Now!...

I am a student, though would graduate pretty soon, I've always had plans of starting up a little business for myself while in school but couldn't due to unforseen contingiencies. I only have a year to graduate, but i would love to start up a business, but this time, i decided to leave it for a close relation to run while he balances me every week.
But my problem is that, i don't really know which is more lucrative and less stressful between a barbing salon and a game center. I need sincere advice from my fellow Nairalanders. I appreciate your suggestions. Thanks in advance.

Strength first; then any other tactics follows!...
When you get fatigue, even with the best skills available, you can't pound yam!... BUT with your little strenth, you can just simply, continously and mechanically be hitting the pistle on the pieces of yam, with time, a soft one would have been ready to be swallowed!...

Ms Spaqs: Well i have never heard of having '5 senses' .Just '5 sense organs" e.g thermoreception and itching are senses by the skin.
Just my 2 cents

Nice correction!... But i still think that there should be more than 5 sense organs, considering the number of tissues that make up these organs...
Though no proof yet oo..

Sylvyangel: i no be guy ooo, u no see f bhind my name? Anyway blame ASUU na overtime dey worry me

The thing com funny me pass as i know say na girl compose the song!... Lolz!... Nice hit babe, when yhu go release am na, make we fit buy the song!... Hahaha!..

lwkmd!... This guy nor get sense at all!.... Hahahaha!

She is simply ill...
Pls permit me to call her these few names;..."Baskart, Eee-jiot, Imbeside, IgnORA-amu, Prostitu.de,...
Infact, she really misyarned!... Anyway, na those her two liabilities wey dey her chest dey fool her, when them fall finish, she go know say men cost pass anything for this life!...

Wow!.... So so making sense!...
I can remember vividly the day i argued with my H.O.D about that issue of regenerating brain cells, though i had no concrete proof which was needed as a science student, but i just couldn't accept it like that!... Nice write up... Thanks for the info.
FrontPageThings!...

Akshow: Brazil, Spain and Germany. Should we go out in d first round, it will be a little understandable.

If them qualify for this kind group, make i die!...
And no ask me why i nor dey patriotic, na football "reality" show i just yarn yhu so!...

savis: Well. That's change for you.

The celeb life makes it less possible for one to do certain things.

My Father once told me..."The humility of a poor man can never trusted; Wait till he gets rich"....
Personally, I aint surprised!..

[quote author=lana_Vello]quit speculating,wat truth av u heard?
judging by his looks? [/quote]Hey bro, there's nothing speculating about what i just said; its the bitter truth!... Why bury the dead like a god when you never treated him like one when he was alive...
You can wait till the "rumour" is confirmed by BBC and CNN.. I just said my own!..

[quote author=lana_Vello]c'mon guys...no sensible human in his right senses will deny his father hz obligations.....d guy wud definitely v hz reasons{ain't justifyin dem tho} buh i'm sayin we shudnt nail him yet. Find out hz own side of d story first den we'd kno d truth![/quote]what other truth do you want to hear, lest assume his father insisted on living a low life in the village, jugdin from the story, Micheal doesn't look like one that really wished comfortability for his late father.
I aint a racist, But that's one of the typical traits of Africans.

[quote author=lana_Vello]c'mon guys...no sensible human in his right senses will deny his father hz obligations.....d guy wud definitely v hz reasons{ain't justifyin dem tho} buh i'm sayin we shudnt nail him yet. Find out hz own side of d story first den we'd kno d truth![/quote]what other truth do you want to hear, lest assume his father insisted on living a low life in the village, jugdin from the story, Micheal doesn't look like one that really wished comfortability for his late father.

sweet Lynda: Like seriously if we are to analyse τ̣̣ђё point u just made,we all will end up more confused......jst a little tip: close ur eyez tightly A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ ponder on τ̣̣ђё saying of τ̣̣ђё bible D̶̲̥̅̊α† τ̣̣ђё earth was VOID A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ τ̣̣ђё SPIRIT of τ̣̣ђё LORD hovered around it..if Ʊ are to ask,τ̣̣ђё question will be where in τ̣̣ђё first place was τ̣̣ђё LORD before he came A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ hovered over a void earth.........all in all he is GOD....mysteries if Ʊ ask ♍ε̲̣,u can never understand him (GOD)!

whats up with all these BB languages, you no sabi type in simple English language ni?.. Sorry for some people!

fleyboy02: owk,,,to start learning the work you will bring the following items....
(1) 50 packets of cigar
(2) 40 bottles of chelsea
(3) 20 cartons of snap
(4) 30 pieces of kolanut
(5) 60 tubers of yam
(6) 120 bags of rice
(7) 16 peices white garments
( 2 heads of albino
(9) 10 female tortoise
(10) 19 heads of white cock(it most be white all through
(11) 5yrs old tears of an old woman,,,the woman must be over 150yrs old
(12) 90 white cockroaches
(13) 60 pregnant hiv patients
(14) 5 pregnant vergins
(15) 150 packs of blue condom
(16) 20 prostitutes that are virgins
(17) 16 drops of blood
(18) 80 human tongues
(19) 160,000,000,000 deposit,,,,,and
(20) the last but not the least,,,come with your parents weather dead or alive,,,

hahahahahahaha!... Na rituals i tell yhu say i wan do?... I no learn again!... Make i check carpentry work, dah one still make small sense!