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nelsondgod:
Pls girls/boys i ned u 2 advice me.im a christain,evn a choirester in a big church,bt eva since i got 2 dis church,i saw a girl i love so much,n wuld wnt her 2 b my pal.
Pls, wat cn i do.do u tink she wuld bleaf me 2 b a christain?do u tink she wil agree 2 b mine.
Pls,bross,reply now

Is she also a christian like you? If yes, it kind of simple but it takes time. You want to start been friends, do a lot of things together and try to see each other as much as you can. Be careful tho, not to get sucked into the friend zone cos you will NEVER get out. While you all are friends, make your intentions known without been aggressive. Flirt with her sometimes, you do the little things lovers do. It will ensure that you don't get into the "friend zone". After a while when you know she likes you, pull her to you and kiss her. QFT.

If she is not like you, then just ask her out. She will be honored that you asked.

calcite20:
There is this gal in my office.Sweet and very religious.the wifey type.The problem started when some guys in my office decided that i should go and psyche her up that she will never agree.Though i didnot yeild to their initial request but after much persuasion i decided to play ball.I closed up and we started talking and moved to dating.Then i discorvered that she was a virgin and since i didnot want to put myself in trouble i decided to call the relationship off. So i called her upand told her that we really need to end the relationship since i dont want to break her vow of losing her virginity on her weding day but she got so emotional and said i should please not take her back to her lonely days and dat she can not do wit out me.I tried to tell her that she does not need some1 like me but she told me that she loves me so much.After much talk she made me promise that if i walk out of the relationship that i should never 4get her and dat i should let her no about my gal after her.The weepin was too much that i had to change my heart about the break up.She was so happy.the problem is how do i break up wit her wit out causin her much tears as i had to change my mind when the tears and hysteria wastoo much.i mean how do i do it witout actually lookig like i deamon.pls house help me.I dont want to destroy a good lady

Wow, this is a new one. Stage 5 clinger that is also an ATM. Anyways, this is easy. She has a blanket over her eyes, what to do s get back with her, tap that ass and break up. It's shame things have to be done this way but it's for her own good.

othuke7:
My fellow nairaland, pls kindly help me with this problem.

I met this lady and fell deeply inlove with her and we av been dating 4 over 4yrs now. I was there for her alwys cos she came from a sinlge parent's. She was this loving and caring lady from the beginning of the relationship which made me build my world around her. On many occassions, av assisted her mother for her annual rentage wen she was giving eviction letter. I was the one who had to take care of her SSCE, JAMB and so on. I make sure she neva lack anything cos i'm afriad of loosin her. She grew up to become a beautifull lady and of cause, her attitude towards me changed. She started having so many male friends, hardly come to my place, find it difficult to call me even wen i send her recharge cards, find fault in everything i do, controls the relationship, dictates for me, call her male friends even in front of me and keeps telling me lies. I tried calling her to my place to have a heart 2 heart chat wit her, but of cause, she ends up telling me not to disturbe her. It hurts me so much to the extent that i had a serious fight with her. i av neva beaten a woman b4, but somehow it started with this lady. I'm not justifying my actions, but i was thinking it will make her change. well it didnt, and i had to take my life one fatefull morning wen i opt to take rat poison. I almost died if not of the mercy of God. I was rushed to the hospital and i was admitted 4 three days. If i offend her, i beg, if she offends me, i still beg. I go on my knees atimes with tears on my eyes to beg her not to treat me like dirt. She yells at me at will, bang fone on me even if i call her wen trying to make amends. She's now working in an HOTEL as a bar attendance which she neva told me about the job or who got that job 4 her. Well, she later told me to my face that she doesnt want me anymore and dat she want to av her freedom. I have grown lean myself, cos i couldnt eat. i'm alwys in the pool of my tears every nite b4 going to bed. I love her so much to the extent dat i want her to be around me always. My heart is failing me and i cant control my emotions. I know she's cheating on me, cos wen this guys call, she's alwys in a romactic mood wen discussing with them right in my presence. Her father alwys ask me to come and pay her diary but her mother is alwys against it. I and d mother presently are not in good terms because of this. I have called friends to talk to her, but she refuse to change. She go about town telling people that her excuse of leaving me was because of the querells and fight we often had. If anything bothers me and i complain, she just ignore me and walk away. If this same lady needs anything from me and i dont give her, all hell will break loose. Its like a part of me is sinking and to be honest with u guys, a part of missed her so much. I av decided to let her go so as to give her the freedom. But Pls house, wat av done to deserve this treatment. She says she like everything about me but she wants me to stop beating her which i promised to stop. She still tells me she wants to opt out of the relationship. House, wat do i do?

Sorry mate, she doesn't want another father. She wants a boyfriend. Let it go, this one is over.

Salvie:
Some say cos 1 man can disvirgin a whole lot of ladies, others say cos men are moral, ladies are more sociable, the list is long.
But i think its because its a man's world, and a man can always have his way if he so wanted.

It's because they females are caught young. The Older males quickly gets them and disvirgin them, while no older females is coming to a young male. The males will have to wait till they can catch their own young

@ OP

It's called prenup

GGGB07:
Hi yáll i just joined NL but have been a fan reading and visiting the site frequently, i was told i could hook up wif a sum of naijas finest gurls here. I need a gurlfriend for serious relationship,i live in lagos,am a yo'ba boi,dark,1.7m tall and dark and the lord has blessed with gr8 , u know wat i mean, i once dated a gurl dat said i should go and act mojo but i don't think dey do dat in naija. Am looking for a gurl that's not plumb,slim,dark/fair,funny,playful and gorgeous.

I sure hope i will get to meet a 9ice lady.

My contact is akogunbayo@yahoo.com.Hope to receiving a reply 4rm yáll.

What is wrong with a plumb girl?

You can believe whatever you want mate. There hasn't been a well documented case back with evidence of someone miraculously using a biological organism and convert it to currency. Everyone only relies on speculation and assumptions. The moment they see a rich man having a child suffering from downing syndrome or autism spectrum disorder, everyone automatically assumes it's money sacrifice.

Let me ask you this, how does the sacrifice procedure know the type of currency to print out? Fine am in Nigeria and I get naira printed out, what if I did the sacrifice in place like U.S or England or a weird place in asia? Will I still continue to get naira printed out? Does the emm whatever it is have a way to know the current location and it's advance enough to detect the currency of the place?

Money sacrifice is a myth, stop limiting yourself with fact-less assumptions.

Oh gawd, another Messi wankefest

Money sacrifice is a myth.

I'm 17years 10months and 3 days. Can I callz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktYhv58HnXk

rofl

no

GoW
CoD4

Hi,

I was just wondering if there is anyone(girl) in the Maryland/DC area looking to hang out for this day. We can go to a nice place to get something to eat and chat the night away. ofc everything is on me. Let me know.

P.S Am not looking for a GF, not interested.  We may be friends after tho.

Oh btw am 22.

If I may ask, whats wrong with Ogun State?,

After one, yet demanding,

@chuchub, don't deceive yourself, girls likes it as much as men do even more. Just convince them you are not using them and after, you will still like her the same way, She will be the first to turn of the lights

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A git threw down a proposal so she won't be the odd one out among her friends and dudes are dropping numbers. Just don't come back here on FEB 15 and say you break up with your dying Love. May be if I rephrase her topic you lot might wake up.

"Am running out of time, I need a bloke to USE for Vals day"

@Pollyn instead of giving your # to the online git, why don't look at the girl seating next to you in the cafe and say "hey I don't mean to interrupt, but you have the prettiest smile I've ever seen". Don't say anything more, leave the scene. The next day she just smile at you and who knows, you might end up with a date. Instead of the Procreating internet git.

I was born talented, Honestly it all depends on how creative your are and how good you are at reading your partner.

I have a very good feeling Manucho will be a success here

@ sexytammy, it depends what kind of package is the "whole" package

toyinrayo:
EHRRRRRRRM. . . was that suppose to be a compliment?

Yes it's a compliment, some are cocky and you be like WTF while some are cocky and you just have to admire them cos they have all the reasons to be. Option B is more like you.

In terms of looks I say sexytammy, love those lips _yummy. In terms of personality, I say toyinrayo, envied that arrogance

am a Nigerian and am Romantic well so I've heard

Breaking Benjamins "Breathe"