ujchief: This space is for sale

lol.. Seun needs money, very soon hm go sell nairaland

sino:

I am part of Islam, part of those who aspire to be instrumental for its spread around the world; it is called dawah(call to Islam).

I portray Islam as a new world order for it was an unprecedented complete way of life, one which marries all aspect of human existence. I dont mean it as a new concept just discovered, rather a system which is quite strange, unlike what is available in the past or present...a perfect system!
There is the saying of the prophet(SAW), he said: "Islam came as strange and will return strange".

i smell guilty & inferiority complex

berem: How many Tiger product we go get for naija? We get Tiger Battery,Tiger Generator and Tiger Torch.now na Tiger Flour! Na Tiger be the only animal wey God create? Tiger ko! Antelope ni!

we also get "Apachee tigers"

Ozedy: Nawaoooo, boko boys at it again!! The major substance for the manufacturing of EID bomb is fertilizer, and the man in charge has been kidnaped that is serious. It is well with our soul.

my broda, as u said, d major part of the IED is fertilizer.. I just d think many tinz;
1) abi na d man d supply BH wit fertilizers?
2) abi d man supply BH wit xpired fertilizer wey no gree xplode?
3) abi d man d help police d track down BH members wey d buy ferts?
So many questions beggin 4 answers... BTW..
Usman, 4rm a driver 2 a chairman fert board..
Yuguda, 4rm a cleaner 2 a governor.. D North is in trouble wit dis crop of leaders.. U go fear their CV na

bin gbagbo: its the Progressive JOkers Association of NL again.WE outdoor our new security wing under the supervision of DR BUNMIOGUNS.
Our mission is to bomb stale and unfunny threads, posters and also NPJC members. WE have links with BOKO HARAM, AL SHABAB, AL QAEDA and Taliban.
Its our fervent hope that, JOKO HARAM will transform our dear section, so join now and let start suicide bombing in this section. .

signed

BG

founder, PROJAN!








THANK YOU!

YAAAWN

Ayee Idris: Amazing that the people commenting see nothing wrong with the message. The same Israel that forcefully entered another man's land and declared it his own, same Israel that bombs U.N aids trucks in Palestian; same Israel that bombed a wedding party of 70 and called it a "mistake"; same Israel, who by the admission of its own ex-generals, deliberately enroach on the border, so as to get a reaction from its neighbour and then launch a full scale attack allowing them to get more land. That Israel is now being termed the "civilized man" Ok o. Need to re-check my dictionary at the meaning of the term "civilized"
The word "Jihad" means many things to muslims subject to interpretations. And it doesn't mean physical confrontation or war stricto sensu. Same as the Nigerian "war against indiscpline" doesn't mean that all d indiscplined people be killed. So the message isn't targeting extremists. Its targetting all muslims and at d same time, referring to us as "savages". But nothing wrong with that? Right? Una try.

my dear, u try 4 ur arguement. But u claimed dat the world "JIHAD" doesnt really mean a physical war against non-muslims. I may agree wit that. Now, u shouldnt b angry the woman called muslims 'SAVAGE" because, acording 2 u, since 'JIHAD' does nt mean 'war', a SAVAGE person should nt mean a violent persn.
Mind u, una d call us 'infidels', but we no send.. Tank u

DMainMan: .
@ Garri activist, fateemah and Jamil. Dont just mind dose non-muslims. Dere hobby is to incite violence and tarnish d image of the chosen religion of GOD (Islam). De are terrorists who wants to ridicule Islam. They love war and use dat to gain power and wealth (America, Israel and d west)

De think we are hypocrites like dem. De make films abusing dere own god de call Jesus (Prophet Isa) and they believe we muslims would tolerate dat towards Prophet Muhammad (SAW). NO but nevertheless dat doesnt mean retaliating d innocent is justifiable.

Can u allow someone to intentionally abuse, slander and degrade your parents image in a continuous manner without reacting against such insidious act.
Can U, talkless of the Holy Prophet Muhammad (SAW), the Mercy upon Mankind?

We muslims are peaceful people but we cant just allow any fellow joyfully abusing our sacred beliefs. Aw can dat happen and we wont voice out our minds.

We ar not hypocrites and low-selfesteemed like non-muslims who have no purpose and stance in dis life. because u abuse and make jest of your god so u think oda sensible people who display assertiveness will allow that.

We ar not copy cat. U incite violence and love disunity. If we eventually defend ourselves and our position, u all wil b labelling us terrorist. Aw hypocritical is dat, dat is wot cry babies do; no mind of their own, always following d crowd.

De think we wil revenge by posting spiteful pictures of Jesus (Prophet Isa), one of the prophets of ALLAH (GOD). Aw moronic de ar to think we wil do dat by our standards. We ar kind-hearted people and love all the prophets of ALLAH (Adam, Noah, Abraham, Ishmael, Lot, Jesus, Isaac, Muhammad, Jacob, John, Job, Hud, Moses, David, Solomon to mention just a few). De are muslims as de all submitted to the oneness of ALLAH.

We believe in the books (d Zabura of David, the Torah of Moses, Bible and Qur'an). The previous books before the Qur'an has been adulterated and changed by man. So God sent the Holy Qur'an to Mankind through Prophet Muhammad (SAW). So the Qur'an is d only book to be followed. The previous books has been discarded.

Muhammad is d last Prophet of God. D revelation of his coming is in the bible but most of your pastors wont tell u for selfish reasons. Muhammad is not God, he is d Messenger of God just like other prophets. God revealed the last holy book (the Qur'an) through him to mankind to guide them towards the right path. Muhammad is not the founder of Islam. Islam is d religion from ALLAH dat wil b accepted in d Day of Judgement and as since being in existence.

The West are intimidated of the growing number of muslims in the globe and they are now trying to spoil our image through media for their selfish reasons. What a waste of time and resources. Is dat aw to preach ur religion by abusing oda people religion. Dat shows aw evil and babaric u guys are. However, more and more people ar converting to Islam daily in d West. It is worthy to note dat the number of muslims in China is more dan those in Nigeria.

Non-muslims, dont allow people to deceive you anymore. Know the truth about Islam. When there is life, there is hope.

To know the truth about Islam, go to
http://www.qurandownload.com
http://www.islamonline.com
http://www.islam.com
http://www.islamicreligion.com

I am so proud to be a Muslim. Thank u GOD for making me a Muslim. I am so happy

my friend, hw dare u say muhammed (pbuh) is d last prophet of God? Have u not heard of Prophet TB JOSHUA? MR man, do ur research b4 u post

But i think say she suppose don reach Menopause by nw.. She was almost 30 in 1996, and we r nw in 2012. I see d hand of T.B Joshua in dis delivery... Anyways, kongratz, u r an icon

krissyjay: Thanks for the correction lol. Well I am FRUSTRATED! I just don't know what to do. If only he would change his views on sex then I would be happily married woman. Right now I am miserable, I have always dreamed that my husband would be a stallion in bed that would make me orgasm all the time, that he would be romantic and be open to trying new things BUT for some cruel reason God has given me wood as an excuse for a man. We last had sex on Monday and I wanted to try something different so I suggested we try anal sex since it gives pleasure more than regular sex because I need some pleausure, this man refused saying that anal sex is only for the gays and if he wanted anal sex then he can as well gone ahead and married a man. Can you imagine? I was shocked because I have never met a man before that refused anal sex. I told my sister about my situation and she says maybe he is gay and is using me to cover it up but I doubt my love is gay. Anyways, we tried therapy back in June for 3 weeks but it didn't work because he is still a log of wood in bed. I am seriously running out of ideas, the only thing I can think of right now is a divorce

woman shall not live by sex alone

I disvirgnd myself by myself.. No Tnx 2 imperial leather

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I go attend d wedin on 1 condition.... only if she go use garrrrrrrrri do souvenier

Eyaaa.. Evn though her english is bad, Una no evn d encouge d Op... @op, dont wory, i knw say 1day u go make us proud

I read sumtin, sumwhere, sumtime ago dat GEJ is dating Mrs madueke. Nw d two women Gej is bleeping r all ill of unknwn sickneses.. My mind d tel me say HIV don enta Aso-villa o.. My own thought shaa. Wetin una thnk?

Mr speaker.. D freedom of Garrri Bill(FOG) has been on d floor of dis honourable house 4 long, it is hightime d bill is passed and sent 2 d executive(seun) 4 signing. D Garrri Industrial Bill(GIB) sponsord by d executive shal not see d light of d day if d FOG bill is not signed.. Infact d GIB Is dead on arrival.. Honourable collegues, pls support(like) dis motion of mine..Tnk u Mr speaker, i rest my case

Honourable members! My name is Hon A.B Series, representing ijebu 1 & 2 federal constituency of kuvuku land.. Chairman, house commitee on Garrri & other essential comodities in d stock market

chii8: C d kind tin wey enta front page

i thought dat wit seun's new rules & d ban of G-unit, threads like dis would stop makin d front page.. Abeg make i go press 2go. Mtchew

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u 4get 51 iweka road, Onitsha

Abeg, wen is d batch C camp starting?

Lordave: What is Obama?

obama is any word dat modifies a NOUN

Price of garri on my mind

23% funny, 7% educating, 15% romantic.. Sumbodi shuld complete d percentage

B4 i read d news.. Make i 1st shw myself. I wil come bck 2 coment

Praise d lord.. 1st day 2 b d 1st commentator on NL.. I wil b bck 2 coment on d news

Uyi Iredia: So sad !

The beautiful ones r not yet born

Foster cat: MFM Ketu Regional headquaters

ur pastor folow 4 d 50 pastors wey Olukoya sack?

kattie: Hi everyone, I hope you won't mind telling us the church you attend.

As for me, i attend the Lagos Presbyterian Church

i am a sunni christian

caseless: Amosy07,tpia@ and so many NLers dat day percolated my life wit curse 4 sayin they shld wait 4 d motiv b4 islamizin or paganizin d atak..it nw apear 2 b political. So, i 4giv al of u, 4 u dnt knw wat u were doin by blindly indictin inocent pple. I luv all!

weed is bad 4 ur brain

Olaolufred:

Don't mind the silly Corporal(Series22).
They are the reason behind police force's demonization.
Unless they respond to positive change, they will remain a public misfit of the 21st century.

police is ur friend