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Jason555:
first in history , ah made front page.... hehe... See as mah body dey do me Like say la me Come get nairaland (hope seun and lalasticlala Dosent read this) oh!! , did ah just "Quote" them

hehe!

Anyways , ah dedicate dha front page to all Uniben POST UTME candidates dhat have already traveled Long distance to benin before this post was made ... may dha good Lord give you dha grace to bear this Loss.. AMEN!!!

You are here celebrating you could not even give me some credit for contacting the mods to send your thread to front page! Continue

Nlevel:
but this letter is dated 8th june how come we are just seeing this 28th of june.

Common sense should tell you that the date on that update is 28th. It was the snaper who omitted the 2.

Jason555:
lol... Who's to blame? UNIBEN or Minister of Education??

Its UNIBEN o because the minister has said it before! All this universities are just trying to play smart

I laff in ishan language
The funny thing here is that UNIBEN has already collected money! Chai! To Refund go hard oo


Cc: fynesboi

Pls send this thread to frontpage for the sake of those who may be preparing to travel down to benin from far distance. Thanks!

Greatfavourfx:
No!!! U won't like the arrangement!!!! If u answer 1 comprehension question nd click on the next question u will see another question entirely......Like emphatic stress or nearly opposite in meaning that will complete the sentence......!!! Den they will now go bck to the comprehension (after 5 or 6 questions) nd ask anoda question....... Stupid arrangement...They just want to confuse somebody.... with limited time...

Wooow!! This info is very very important! I will relate it to my friend's sister that's writing on friday!

mrvitalis:
Common sense will not allow me to declare an I'll gotten wealth in my asset declaration form
He owes the public no explanation on how he got his wealth.. That's a fact
Only the EFCC and CCB has such right.... and I don't see any problem here

You must be a dunce someone who's been paid with tax payers money shouldn't be asked how he got 200million to purchase properties abroad? Keep disgracing yourself in public! Oniranu oshi!

0malicious:
I can imagine the stress he goes through and the level of intelligence and tact he has to apply everyday

That is the path a lot of peeps here will not understand! That young man's job isn't an easy one. I was once a PA to just a LG chairman and the mental stress wasn't a child's play!

Ebayray:
2016/2017 A. S. E aspirants of Uniben, one more thing, please sleep well the day before your exam, be at the venue an hour or two to familiarize yourself with the environment, pls do not go late to ur exam venue, take ur necessary credentials and SMILE (it helps, trust me ).

Wish you all success in yo exams! Make yourself proud, have fun too (not plenty fun ). PRAY, its fundamental....
Those who applied for Law (my famz) I'm expecting y'all.


Ebayray#

Loolz!! Pls don't expect all of them oo because they can't all be admiited! Expect only those who passed
How are you preparing for exam sef? Hope ENL isn't stressing you? Anyway, I heard that you are a scholar

I vote mimzy

Cc: NLjega

ZaratashaK:
i've checked already

Congrats! What did you apply for and when are you writing?

ZaratashaK:
wow havent checked mine bt we might write the same day..

You better go and check to avoid stories that touch o

Ebayray:
Hehehehe, Lol, I'll be expecting you .

CaptainEColeJnr:
Nah.. I'm a science students ..
I applied for Chemical Engineering

That's good! But when you get admission please mind your business in your faculty and don't come and disturb our girls o

IamLukas:
Lol,U r the one causing panic everywhere!
What if I tell U I wrote UniBen's post utme last yea and I didnt see any maths questions?
Eng 40
Bio 20
Chem 15
Phy 15
that was how it was.
Cc: Fabzgrace,pls was there maths for last year Medicine/Life science aspirants?

Oh I see! My lil bro is in 200L now! It couldn't have been last year! Sorry! But what I'm saying is that uniben likes taking aspirants unawares! Be rest assured that they will ask maths questions this year! Don't you think it is dangerous to be telling aspirants that questions from a particular subject will not come out in the exam when the subject is related to their course? What if on that day there are maths questions everywhere?...it would have been a different case if you were telling law aspirants not to expect maths questions! Pls don't allow this aspirants come out from the exam hall on that day and begin to swear for you oo

CaptainEColeJnr:
Wow.. cool"!

So are you also a law student?
Or you're just snooping on them

Loolz! Yea I'm a law student! Did you apply for law?

IamLukas:
It's a lie! There was no maths for MedSurg students last year.
UniBen stopped giving Medicine/Life sciences aspirants maths since 2013.

You are a joker bro! Pls after the exam, ask those who sat for med n surg if they were asked maths questions! Don't mislead the aspirants biko.


Pls note that Uniben alternates general paper questions in all post-ume exams! Eg: some years, you find a lot of maths questions and few other questions from other subjects, and some other years, they ask very few maths questions and a lot of questions from other subjects! They do this also in Law post-ume questions. Two years ago, they didn't ask any question on literature but the following year, literature questions were many. Imagine if we had started telling law aspirants that uniben doesn't ask literature questions anymore! I repeat, DO NOT MISLEAD THE ASPIRANTS!!!

Flexherbal:
Nigeria is a blessed country, we just have bad leaders.

This is the most dumbest comment I have read today! Its just like saying..."My father is blessed with driving skills but its just that he doesn't know how to drive"
If nigeria is blessed like you claimed, how come she has bad leaders??

Temtopy:
baba God na ur hand I dey o. happy weekend guyz can't wait to see my date tomorrow so I can start preparing for the journey cos am in Lagos

Loolz you sound like you are panicking already! Please you have to be very confident from home because on the day of exam, the atmosphere will be such that will make you panick if you were not confident before hand. Get a good place on campus to lay your head, visit the exam venue atleast 3 times before the exam day, pray as if you are not prepared, revise as if you have not prayed and go with the mindset that you are already a UNIBEN student! success

CaptainEColeJnr:
I hear sey those Law girls dey fine well well .. na true?

Most law girls are actually beautiful and I also think the law outfit(black n white) makes them look sharp and trendy that's why most guys from other faculties think they 'form' a lot! But the truth is that law girls are one of the most fun loving students you can meet on campus!

Strahovski1:
Yes it is.

Rape is rape. Married or Single. Rape is forceful sexual relation without the consent of the victim

Look at the way you are saying it as if you know what you are saying! Please ask questions and stop disgracing yourself in public!

dammytosh:
All sex without her consent is RAPE.

Please stop answering questions you don't know anything about! There is no rape between married couple!

ronald4lif:
Absolutely. Any sex without consent is rape.

Lolz so even you is this ignorant?? Please seek knowledge of these things and stop disgracing yourself in public! Haba!!

joe4real12:
Yes it's Rape as its without her consent.

stop displaying your ignorance on social media! There no nigerian law that provides that a man can rape his wife!

CaptainEColeJnr:
Erhmm bros
How come your little bro did MATH calculation when you said he is going for Medicine & Surgery ... abi dem don dey give Medical students math?

bros you had better advice your aspirants to prepare for maths o! My lil bro told me categorically that he got maths questions but they were simple enough for him to solve without the use of calculator! Please tell them! Its very important!

Ebayray:
Lolz, funny you.. I thought u said u've seen me at faculty before?

I have seen you at the admin block but not at close range. I saw you last 2 weeks with a dark complexion damsel I assume was osato! I will surprisingly walk up to you one day sha! Don't mind me jare! I'm a shy guy! It took me sometime to meet a lady in 200L law in faculty whom I knew from nairaland I'm even putting her through Law of Contract in preparation for the forth coming exams

Swazzkid:
yeah dats becox it was medicine... wondering how on earth will d peeps writing Physics and mathematics calculate without a calculator especially sin tan and cos

btw I don't know if u can tell my stand in uniben I used awaiting o level results and my jamb score is slightly above 200

And you think there are no maths and physics calculations for aspirants of medicine and surgery??....well, as for your awaiting result, pls ensure that it is out and you got credit for the required subjects related to your choice course of study otherwise you may not be cleared even when you have been offered admission because during clearance, you will be required to amongst other things submit WEAC scratch card which they will use to check your result and if not found, you will not be cleared! Just pray bro that your result is out before then!

Ebayray:
Lolz, yeah dats me

*singing*
Beta pikin...fyn geh

Asapchow:
Pls, will there be math in the exam? Was there math last year?

what course are you talking about? Pls be giving details when asking your questions!

daviescruz21:
The CBT shey it has calculator? for those taking maths/physics. a frnd of mine who wrote last year said it has.. some other persons said it doesn't! just wanna know tho'

Well, even before the advent of CBT, the use of calculator and other devices have not been allowed! So it is therefore reasonable to conclude that the CBT exam will not contain the use of calculator! But according to my lil bro who wrote last year and is now studying medicine and surgery in UNIBEN, the calculations are simple enough for you to solve without the use of calculator! In my lil bro's voice "dis people sef!! na simple simple maths dem just dey ask"

I hope this is not just for the media? This government is known for visitation and do nothing afterwards

I hope this is not wash?