so 2 pac is alive now? goats.

a chorom kam la unu nine - i wan fok all of unu.

@ Romeo - but u ugly o.

@ kello - when i asked where r u from, i was relating it to my question of who has da most rotundious b o o ty amongst the nija tribes.

gaylord - You have just spoken foolishly, without meaning and like someone who fails to think and reasons like a fish in the ocean.

wetin be beef?

all these guys wey dey make mouth here never even see d pant of a white girlie before. me i don see 49. How many u don see? u fit chat, toast, buy ice cream and u no go see shi shi.

@^^^You have just spoken foolishly, without meaning and like someone who fails to think and reasons like a fish in the ocean.

met 20 slept with 17.

yap yap yap - thats all you guys know.

kello babe - where u from?

whiteroses @ cohorts.

i hate liers and lies.

@Rado - na wetin u dey yearn?

who has d best looking bum or b o o ty in Nigeria? as in which tribe.

hello - mo fe do e.

the same Dariye who stole billions?

we can never know d truth.

tinubu is d thief of all - ojuyobo - the ignatius postulate.

he kissed u or he attempted to kiss you? takes two to kiss - did you in any way take his neck and look him in his eyes and say - to hell with my boyfriend, while he caresses you to the tune of the movies soundtrack?

this thing u r saying will cause civil war o.

because, in short i dont know o- do u know?

says who - the other day - one Nigerian went to a fast food joint - says, please give me hambujer (hamburger) and the waiter corrected him by saying, it is not everything that has a "g" in it that is pronounced "g" -  so the guy said - sorry i am a stranger  as in prnouncing the g as he would have pronounced a burger.

if them get british/american accent - u can find them out easily - dey say "init" all the time, and they say i wan na, go nna, gotta, lotta etc. shio.

depends - if he is ibo - his trouser is big and pulled up to his navel, if he is Hausa, he is as slim as panla - if he is Calabar - he will be a short man devil, if na Warri, im face go dey red like fire, if na yoruba - him fit get mark for face or him go dey look right, look left as if them dey pursue am, if na woman, if na ibo woman, him go yellow well well, or im breast go just shoot out - poi, if na yoruba woman, im idebe - aka ikebe - go dey do 17, 18, 19 bobo - roll one side, roll that side etc. if na calabar girl, im go fat from middle to down, if na hausa, him go get cheek and fat neck like Atiku.

Okay, after all these, if them come dey talk, abeg, make we leave that one yet.

where r u going? just visit Abuja and see what we gat in Nija.

if you are a fine dresser like me, you will surely catch any girl, wether at the bus stop, at the mall, at the beach or on the tracks - try dressing as classy as me for a change.