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More journalists have been jailed this year by
governments around the world than at any time in
nearly three decades, according to a media rights
watchdog.
The report by the Committee to Protect Journalists
(CPJ), a nonprofit group that works to defend press
freedoms, says a total of 259 journalists are jailed
around the world, compared with 199 at the same time
last year.
That is the highest number since the group began
keeping detailed records in 1990.
The numbers do not include journalists who have
disappeared or are held captive by non-state groups.
With 25 journalists incarcerated, Egypt is listed in
third place by the report - the CPJ's annual census of
imprisoned journalists.
This year marked the first time since 2008 that Iran
was not among the top five worst offenders.
That is because many of those sentenced in a post-
election crackdown in 2009 have served their
sentences and been released.
Turkey in focus
The CPJ says that at least 81 journalists were
imprisoned in Turkey as of December 1, all facing anti-
state charges.
A state of emergency is still in force in Turkey
following a July 15 coup attempt, with a
resulting government action against alleged coup
sympathisers landing thousands in jail and forcing
tens of thousands of people from their jobs.
"In Turkey, media freedom was already under siege in
early 2016, with authorities arresting, harassing and
expelling journalists and shutting down or taking over
news outlets," the report says.
Al Jazeera marks World Press Freedom Day
Responding to the CPJ's charges, Saban Disli, deputy
chairman of Turkey's ruling Justice and Development
Party, told Al Jazeera the suspects in question were
actually detained for committing crimes, not for doing
their jobs.
"Arrest of even one journalist doing his job is a high
number for us and it should not happen," Disli said.
"These people, who are employed as journalists,
commit crimes or praise outlawed terrorists in their
articles, such as a suicide bomber who killed scores of
people. Anywhere in the world they would be arrested.
"We don't support these people to be under arrest
during their trials, but some ran away, so the
judiciary keeps them detained. I believe these things
will be evaluated in a less biased manner when the
state of emergency comes to an end."
The CPJ report says that after Turkey, the worst
offender in 2016 was China, where 38 journalists were
in custody on December 1.
China had jailed the most journalists worldwide in the
previous two years.
"In recent weeks, Beijing deepened its crackdown on
journalists who cover protests and human rights
abuses," the report said.



http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/cpj-journalist-arrests-2016-30-year-high-161213100347120.html

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QueenSuccubus:




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TheSuperNerd:
Very nice and educative post OP...


Laughter is indeed "the best medicine".


I noticed that you didn't mention one critical information about laughter. YOU DID NOT MENTION "ENDORPHINS".

Laughter (apart from exercise and a few others) is the major way to induce the release of Endorphins.

What are Endorphins? Endorphins are the body's natural opiates designed to relieve stress and enhance pleasure. IT'S ONE OF THE HUMAN BODY'S FEEL GOOD CHEMICALS.

It is released in response to pain and
stress and helps to alleviate anxiety and
depression.

Similar to
morphine, it acts as an analgesic and sedative,
diminishing our perception of pain.

Endorphins can only be measured by a body's pain resistance and stress-resistance capacity as it does not cross the blood-brain barrier to be picked up in the circulating blood. It's direct measurements within the brain's blood flow is tough to establish BUT WHAT IS CLEAR IS ENDORPHINS ARE THE MAJOR CHEMICALS RELEASED DURING A GOOD LAUGH OR VERY GENUINE SMILE WHICH SETS THE TONE FOR ONE'S BODY TO WARD OFF OR SHAKE OFF VARIOUS KINDS OF ILLNESSES AND DISEASES.

The Science behind Laughter is truly kinda weird but it's absolutely magical and remarkable.




In truth, finding several
things to laugh at during the day is a great way
to keep the doctor away.

That nice bro.
More gresae to your elbow

Prof. Olurotimi Ajayi, the
Vice-Chancellor, Crawford
University, Igbesa, Ogun, on
Tuesday called on the
Federal Government to
review its cancellation of
the Post-Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examinations
(post-UTME).
Ajayi told the News Agency of
Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos that the
cancellation of the Post-UTME and
its subsequent replacement with
screening might not help the
university system.
The Federal Government had on June 1, scrapped the
Post-UTME for candidates seeking admission into higher
institutions.
The Minister of Education, Malam Adamu Adamu, said
that there was no need for another examination to be
conducted by universities after the Joint Admissions
and Matriculation Board (JAMB) examinations.
“The whole idea of the Post-UTME examinations is not
about money generation but about standards.
“Over time, the examinations have shown that intending
students that claimed JAMB marks cannot defend those
marks, which is not the fault of JAMB.
“Some of the students that had high JAMB scores
cannot even pass a simple test conducted by the
universities.
“The test is for the students to prove their ability, to
repeat their feat at the JAMB examinations,’’ Ajayi
said.
He said it was in the interest of institutions, students
as well as the nation for the Federal Government to
reverse its stance on the post-UTME.
The vice-chancellor added that the Post-UTME should be
seen as a type of quality assurance on the part of
universities.
Ajayi said the decision of the Federal Government to fix
a price ceiling for the Post-UTME screening on behalf
of all universities was high-handed.
According to him, the government’s price ceiling will
have a ripple effect on private universities.
The vice-chancellor said that only universities funded by
the government could sustain that ceiling.
“The government coming out to fix the price of our
Post-UTME at just N2,500 seems high-handed because
private universities are not receiving subventions from
the government.
“Some of the parents sending their children to the
private universities already know they will have to pay
more than what is obtainable in the public universities.
“It is unseemly for universities to be controlled by the
government, they are supposed to be governed and
regulated by their councils.
“Although we will comply with the directive, but we are
not very satisfied with it as it seems like a burden.’’
Ajayi said that the Committee of Vice-Chancellors were
already looking at various ways to help the government
realise the implications of its decisions on the nation’s
university system.
He said the committee would soon make its stand on
the plight of universities’ public.


http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/11/29/jamb-vc-advises-scrapping-post-utme/

I’m sure you have heard the popular saying “laughter is
the best medicine”. Many people understand laughter to
be an action that is performed when they are happy
and something that makes them feel good, but laughing
is so much more than that. Laughter is a contagious
emotion and a natural medicine.
Since a medicine is a something that promotes healing,
treats or cures a disease, can laughter treat diseases?
And if yes, what diseases can be treated with laughter?
These questions will be answered shortly.
Before I delve further, I would like to relate to you
the story of Norman Cousins. Norman Cousins was a
renowned journalist and world peace advocate, who was
diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis, a degenerative and
debilitating disease of the spine, in 1964 (Although it is
now thought that his illness was more likely a different
form of reactive arthritis and not really ankylosing
spondylitis). The doctors told him he had few months to
live. However Cousins was an optimist, he checked into
a hotel room and spent hours watching comedy movies.
The result, Cousins was eventually cured of his illness
and went on live for 26 years longer than the doctors
expected.
Laughter is very beneficial to the body and many people
have written about its numerous health benefits. But
today you’ll learn something new, which are the diseases
that have been medically shown to be treated with
humour or laughter.
Can laughter cure diseases?
Laughter alone can’t cure an ailment, but it provides
manifold physical and mental health benefits to the
body. It can also be used to alleviate several disease
conditions.
How then does laughter improve your health? Whenever
you laugh you set of mechanisms in your body that
enhances your physiological and psychological health.
Some of them are;
Laughter reduces cortisol levels in the body. Cortisol also
known as stress hormone, is released when the body is
mentally or physically stressed. An increase in this
hormone will lead to high blood pressure or heart
diseases.
Laughter also boosts the immune system, by increasing
the number of antibodies in the bloodstream. There are
other benefits of laughter to body. So now, let’s find
out the diseases that laughter can treat.

1. Cancer

The first disease on the list is cancer. I know you might
be wondering how laughter can help in treating cancer,
but relax you are about to learn something interesting.
First of all, having a good laugh can prevent cancer,
because intense physical or mental stress can weaken
our immune system. And a weakened immune system is
one of the major causes of cancer.
Secondly, the act of using laughter to improve overall
health and wellbeing is called the laughter therapy.
Laughter therapy has been used in the treatment of
cancer, how so? Laughter induces physiological and
biochemical changes in our body that have an astounding
effect on the development of cancer.
By integrating laughter therapy along with the
conventional cancer treatments, the overall healing
process from cancer is greatly increased. Laughter
therapy for cancer patients is used to increase their
positive thoughts, combat their negative thoughts and
enhance their mental wellbeing, as well as inducing
physical changes.
At the Cancer Treatment Centers of America (CTCA),
this laughter therapy is extensively used. They offer
humour therapy sessions or laughter club , to help
cancer patients and their families use and enjoy laughter
as a way to enhance the healing process. The patients
don’t even need to fInd anything funny to genuinely
laugh about because the therapy uses fake or forced
laughter, which works. This is because whenever the
patient laughs the brain releases endorphins, which acts
as the body’s natural painkiller, and mood enhancer.

2. Depression

Depression is a mental illness, that negatively affects
thoughts feelings and actions. Depressed people normally
have negative thoughts and are emotional weighed down.
However, depression can be prevented, treated and
diagnosed with laughter therapy.
There are many methods for treating depression, but
laughter therapies are fast gaining ground as an
effective treatment. Laughter yoga or laughter exercises
is one of the ways laughter is used to treat depression.
Laughter yoga incorporates yoga techniques, breathing
exercises and playful laughter to treat depression and
other mental or emotional problems.
Laughing with other people is one of the best way to
combat depression with laughter as it improves our
mood through social connection and an increased feeling
of belonging. Laughing with friends can decrease
feelings of alienation and lowers our risk for depression.

3. Eczema

Laughter and humour have also been shown to improve
the condition of people with eczema.
In a clinical study of 20 patients with atopic eczema,
dermcidin (DCD)-derived peptide, an antimicrobial peptide
found in the sweat gland, was found to be decreased in
these patients. However, after viewing a humorous
video, the patients had increased level of DCD.

4. Insomnia

Insomnia is a sleeping disorder characterised by irregular
sleep patterns and the inability to sleep properly.
Laughter can be used to treat insomnia in many people.
Laughing causes the body to produce more melatonin, a
hormone released by the brain that helps you sleep
better.
Scientific research has also shown that laughter can
improve sleep patterns and is an effective treatment
for insomnia. Guffawing in the evening, or just before
going to bed will help you have sound night rest.

5. Post-traumatic stress disorder

Posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a condition that
develops following some stressful situation or event. The
symptoms are sleep disturbances, recurrent nightmares
and lack of concentration.
Laughter is a great way to deal with PTSD it can uplift
your spirit and help you vanish negative thoughts.
Laughter therapy is also used to treat PTSD in people
who have been in difficult circumstances, like soldiers or
abused people.


Conclusion
I acknowledge that laughter is not a miracle panacea,
but has a lot of wonderful benefits to the human body.
Always seize every opportunity to laugh, watch comedy
movies, joke with friends and loved ones. You can even
fake a laughter, when you are sad or angry and feel
much better.
I hope you’ve learned something worthwhile today and
that you determined to increase your daily dose of
laughter. Remember “a laughter a day keeps the doctor
at bay”

https://www.naij.com/1066339-5-diseases-can-treated-laughter.html?source=category_health_page

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If you are a man and you have a wife or you
are in a serious relationship, then I want you
to invest the next 5-10 minutes of your time
to read this blog post right now.
And here’s why…
According to a study conducted by condom
manufacturer Durex in which 29,000 people in 36
countries were interviewed, Nigerian Women were
considered to be the most unfaithful in the world!
As a Nigerian man, you might dismiss this survey study
as untrue because we are a religious country with lots
of morals.
However, Durex may not be far from the truth
actually.
In a recent interview with The Nation Newspaper, a
Lagos based DNA expert, Mr Ayodele Adeniyi gave a
shocking statistics that…
“3 Out Of 10 Nigerian Men Are Not
Biological Fathers Of Their Children”
It means that, a lot of Nigerian women are now having
extra marital affairs and cheating on their partners and
spouses.
Not only that, women are better at hiding their
infidelity and they are more likely to lie about it and less
likely to get caught. This should concern you, especially if
you are married or in a strong relationship with your
spouse right now.
What this means is that it is possible for your woman
to engage in infidelity and cheat on you if care is not
taken due to some reasons.
So, What Could Make Your Woman Cheat On
You Under Your Nose Without You Finding
Out?
There are various reasons why a woman will cheat on
her man such as…
1. Being in a distant relationship with their partner
2. Lack of Money to make the relationship better
3. Lack Of Excitement or emotional connection
4. Revenge on the mans infidelity
5. Boredom and peer pressure etc
But there is one other major #1 reason why women
cheat, and even though it’s very obvious, most Nigerian
men don’t know it. And strange enough, many women
are very secretive and won’t tell you the REAL truth,
because they don’t want to hurt you.
So What Exactly Is The #1 Reason Why
Women Cheat?
The #1 unquestionable reason why so many women
cheat on their partner is….
They Are Not Well Satisfied In Bed!
To give you an understand of what I mean, I want you
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And here’s another one by a woman who is not getting
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Then your woman will Be unsatisfied, and she will long
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If you do not satisfy your woman in bed because of a
poor sex life, you might force her to cheating and
someone else will do the work for you without your
knowledge.
If you are unable to satisfy your woman,
here’s the major causes of why you are
unable to:

Number 1: Very Weak Or Soft Erection
If your erection suddenly get weak after few thrust,
and you are unable to get erection strong enough to
penetrate deep inside her.

Number 2: Low Energy And Low Stamina
That is when you find yourself getting extremely tired
like a very old man halfway into love making with your
woman and you are unable to continue.

Number 3: Decrease In Libido Or Sexual
Desire
That is when your sex drive is VERY low and your urge
to have sex with your woman is ZERO despite how
attractive she is.

Number 4: You are a 1-Minute Man And
Can’t Go More Than 1 Round
That is when you ejaculate too quickly within 1-5
minutes and you are unable to “wake up” your manhood
to continue love making.

Number 5: Lack The Knowledge Of How To
Satisfy A Woman In Bed
That is when you don’t even know how to “finger her
brain” or have the skills to make her enjoy her time
with you in bed.
Number 6: Have A Small Penis That Can’t
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– Reverend Father Mbaka has applauded
President Muhammadu Buhari’s method in
fighting corruption
– Mbaka has urged the president to continue
in his fight, even within the judiciary
– The cleric says the clampdown on the
excesses of the judiciary is divine
The Spiritual Director of Adoration Ministry, Emene,
Enugu, Rev Fr Ejike Mbaka, has called applauded moves
by the Nigerian government to sanitize the system.
Reverend Mbaka said God is revolutionizing Nigeria,
using President Muhammadu Buhari as his tool.
Mbaka who spoke on the recent judges for alleged
involvement in bribery scandals, said more arrest of
judges will be a welcomed development.
The charismatic priest made the assertion at the
thanksgiving mass to mark the Enugu State Judiciary
2016/2017 legal year at the Adoration ground, Emene.
He said that though some of the arrested judges may
not be corrupt as alleged, it is good that they be
investigated and if found culpable, imprisoned to serve
as a deterrent to others.
According to The Vanguard, Mbaka described the arrest
of the judges as supernatural, adding “the arrest of
the judges is a supernatural brand new
revolution that is going on in all dimensions,
in all the three arms of government.
“When a revolution starts, you cannot
imagine where it would reach.
“I urge judges to remain incorruptible or be
arrested and whoever arrests them should be
praised.”
He also lauded the performance of Governor Ifeanyi
Ugwuanyi of Enugu state. , describing it as an exemplary
display of visionary leadership, urging more leaders to
emulate Ugwuanyi .


https://www.naij.com/1065804-judiciary-scandal-father-mbaka-gives-buhari-strong-message.html?

can't believe this dirty billionaire is doing this.

Chief Rotimi Akeredolu has been congratulated as winner of the 2016 governorship election in Ondo state by Jimoh Ibrahim. Akeredolu, the candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), was said to be leading the election by about nine thousand votes, even as collation is still ongoing in the state. The controversial Ibrahim, who was ousted as the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), left the party to campaign for his former APC counterpart, asking his followers to vote for him. He has now written a letter to the APC man fondly referred to as Aketi, and in the letter obtained by Daily Post, Mr Ibrahim asked the incoming governor to avoid his predecessor. Check out the letter in full below:
My dear Egbon
Congratulations I have computed the results sent to me from 2907 wards by my party agents across Ondo State. It shows you are leading with unrecoverable margin.I congratulate you as Governor-elect of our lovelystate. I will advise you quickly maintain distance from Mimiko if you want to succeed.I have no doubt that you will urgently create hopefor our people, kindly do whatever you can to assist our lovely civil servantsI saw poverty in those villages I visited during campaign please kindly assist traditional rulers as much as you can.Ondo state account requires clear audit and this is urgent for immediate recovery of our money to assist in major programme infrastructural developmentOnce again congratulationsJimoh Ibrahim.OFR CFRPDP Candidate 2016.


https://www.naij.com/1063549-unbelievable-jimoh-ibrahim-reveals-ondo-election-winner-writes-congratulatory-letter.html?

The reason I want pdp to be elected is that the more APC is governing Nigeria both in state and federal the more corruption is growing.
Nigeria will now become fastest growing corruption country in Africa

see hilarious comment

winner
The end