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kolaish:
MONKEY HUNTING

In Zimbabwe, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $20.00 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $20.00, and as supply started to diminish, the villagers reduced their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at $30.00. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $40.00 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it took so much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $100.00! However, since he had to go to Jo'burg on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in this big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $80, and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $100.00 each." The villagers came together with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

The monkeys of NSE are being fed well. Check your portfolio...you will see them there. By their color shall you know them.

Buy what you can sell o

Valueinvestor:
Dem go advertise tire.unfortunately what most of them dont understand is you cant become an expert with just 1 or 2 day seminar,they make you feel you can know all in 1 or 2 days.seminars are basically .meant for sensitization.To be well grounded in this business,one needs years of personal experience and research.

True.
Stock market is hard.

Hello everyone,

Is o&o a good stock to buy?
E be like say WT and BO have finished eating the pie. Any thought?

Market is in the state of macabre dance.

Veecovee said he was on missionary work. And all the witches are also away.
Why is it that his absence and witches absence coincide?
Are they on the same mission?

Dont mind these clowns that parade themselves as analysts. They have been losing money like...
Some have no share in the stocks that they are advocating for. Pathetic!
In another news, it seems that the witches have made a dessert of the platform pastor. Both the pastor and the witches have vanished into the thin air.

No need for over talking. OP, Put your own inheritance into this scheme. When you become Bill Gate of your village, let us have a talk.

Where is platform pastor...Veecovee.

It seemed that investors could not get sufficient amounts of shares last week. It also seemed that they are hoping for people sell large quantities.
They are hoping for January dumping.

Some of noise makers here only have audio shares
Imagine someone with less than 1000 units of 10 naira per share stock.
Just imagine o.

All sort of Analyses and Graphs are surfacing now. Every bot and thing is now an expert of share trading. Where were they before?? Wait for 3 weeks max...they will creep back to the holes where they came from.
Reptilians and shifters of banana legend... long epistles are getting even longer. Who will tame the virus?

Zee is going to > 40

Big man sell, big man buy.

Let me congratulate all that made it into year 2020.
Happy new year.

Today is the first day of trading. I welcome you all.
Contrary to what some people believe, there is no fix all, fool proof strategy in stock investment. You need latest information and high school level of data analysis plus good emotional balance to survive the market.

Build your data history and be guided by your own history. You will surely understand that you are worker of your own salvation.

Stay calm. Be in profit . Be in good health.

bizgenera:
Hmmn, comprehension malady. Did u read anything of such?

Read your own submission very well. Read between the lines.

Wetin Aishha no go see for the oza ruum.
Lol.
Stock market analysis scaba-scobo.
Comedy is needed.

bizgenera:
It is called shared risk and reward. It is a strategy to test the waters before plunging . Despite the fact that MBA trading activities (forex, real estate etc) are legit and they have been paying investors for over 2 years, instead of investing their minimum of 360k at a go, one can join a group like this to invest . If after 6 months, all is well and good, then you can sell your property like you said to invest and pocket all d profit to yourself.

You claimed that you and others have done this for more than six months. Just go ahead and take your chance. Put everything you have got into it. Go for it!

bizgenera:
Hi guys,

I have been researching on MBA, a properly registered fund management company in Nigeria for over a year now. I have attended two of their events in Lagos where they killed money to host prospective investors and their foreign partners.

These guys have really done their home work. You want to talk about Government connections, they have it. A former honourable is one of their Director. Through him, big shorts in Aso rock have been throwing their weight behind them hitherto. In fact, the Secretary to the Federal Government was their guest of Honour in their last gala nite. Guys from EFCC also came to give them a clean bill of health on that day.

I learnt they have been at this for about 3 years plus. When I visited their office at Opebi, Ikeja, the setup showed that they are not in a hurry to close shop. Their infrastructure nationwide and even abroad (offices) really shows they mean business.

The beautiful receptionist I met there told me one of their cardinal secrets. She said aside their trading volume capacity and their business dexterity, they also fast, pray and tithe as instructed by their MD who is a Pastor at the Christ Embassy. They put God first in this their economic emancipation service to humanity.

Then coming to the business itself, we all know that someone with a bigger money and with the right tool tend to do better in forex trading than those with smaller amount. So, it logical that a company with over 10,000 investors and with billions of naira to invest will surely make an impact in the market than small fries with $200 accounts.

This guys can afford to buy the same robot that has been making consistent profits for successful mega banks and investment firms abroad . A robot that can make a consistent 30% return on investment monthly is all they need to be in business. Such robot might be worth 20m, but yes they can afford it as they are big. And that is what makes the big difference.

With huge capital and a sharp robot scalping for them, it is very possible to make 30% monthly so that they can give investors their share and still have theirs. I guess they are achieving this that is why they are paying and opening offices here and there. It is not rocket science, the founder is called to do this.

I think this is the best thing to happen to Nigerians and we should all pray for MBA to succed .

For those of us who have been into forex for years, we know that the market is influenced by volume. Most of us retail traders don't have such volume. That is why even when we manage to be profitable for some time, the big boys will soon take it back from us.

15% return monthly is very huge and I think it is worth taking advantage of.

In the light of this, for those of us who might not be able to afford the minimum of 360k to invest or for those who are afraid to test the waters with such a big amount, I have decided to create a cooperate like group to enable us take advantage of this.

I am looking for 12 people who can afford to try this company with just 50k each.

That will amount to 600k which will be sufficient enough to invest with MBA. I will be the admin of the investment. Every month, when MBA pays, each member will be able to get 7,500 monthly which is 15% of the 50k initially pooled.

Registration fee for this is 5k for me to manage the investment. My reputation on nairaland and Facebook will be put on ground as security. So long as MBA is existing and so long as they are paying the interest, all members will be getting their share from me.

This initiative will allow interested members test the waters with a smaller amount and still enjoy the 15% promised by MBA before you invest more.

My role is just the fund administrator.

If you are interested in this and you want to know more, you can chat me up on WhatsApp - 07081516945

When account is funded, all members will be aware, with a copy of the contract with MBA snapped and shown on the group's WhatsApp. Every thing will be done transparently.

If after 6 months all goes well, members can decide to withdraw their 50k each if they all call for liquidation or it can be rolled over if they all agree to that.

By the end of month 6, each member would have earned 45k! almost 100% of their capital and that is huge in the investment world.

I am a forex and alternative energy consultant (solar/inverter), I am also into solution creation. I am a problem solver, that is why I have created a solution like this. This is a ladder to tap into MBA riches.

Without risk, there shouldn't be hope for reward.

I am not an employee or a paid campaigner for MBA. What I have narrated about MBA is what I have seen first hand.

You can visit their website or offices to learn more about them if you so wish. This is not a ponzi scheme or a wonder bank, it a gift from someone called and empowered to do this.

www.Mbaforex.org

Hahahahaha.
Just sell your father's inheritance and put it in the investment. Why must you share your profits with others?

currentprice:
Mr Mkt Expert & Nsmpa scrutnizer so far you don't have the power to embarrassing my account balance you are free to rant. I promise never to reply you

Excellent. Your IQ is high. Don't allow any buffon/reptilians drag you down.

For peace to reign, the bots need to bring a ram for suya offerings.

Loco is a respected member of this forum. God bless him/her for the maturity.

Shape shifters and reptilians shall soon face the music. All evil bots should take note.

Mpeace:
We making money mehn. We don't need no fundamentals. All we need us sentiments. Me and fbnh doing 40% already.

Over a period of two years, effective use of fund in fbnh stocks is 56% will profit currently stands at 30%.

There is no buying in isolation of selling

PETERiCHY:
In STOCK MARKET on the long run 90% ends up Losing their fund. 6% are lucky to break even while ONLY 4% actually GAINS.

NEWBIES TAKE NOTE.!

Good one.

The boy is igbo o.Afonjas stole him in Boko haran village after his igbo parenta were taken by fulani herdsman from futa jalon.
Igbo play ludo best in Africa.

Election fever has a cure.

Excellent